#yannick if you see this I say hi lmaooo

[thelegendofmik]

sorry for being emo here but this is the only place I can post this without the person in question seeing it lol

don’t you just love when a friend doesn’t even invite you to their birthday and then you find out it’s because it wasn’t accessible so instead of putting in some effort to make their event inclusive to the whole friend group they just chose not to tell me. And then when I found out they went “you can come if you want not sure it’s accessible tho”. Like get fucked. If you really wanted me there it would have been accessible.

Anyways I have instead spent the night having a bath and playing Zelda which imo has been so much more fun than inaccessible karaoke lmaooo.

honestly I was not expecting to be crying about not being invited to a party at 21 lol but here we are.

[ogdenismymainbish]

S10E11 - a murdog mystery

let’s get this party started (includes spoilers obviously)

love the camera work to make the viewers think Horace is a person lol. Also this lady screaming in horror is 100% me if i had found my dog murdered like i would lose my shit for sure

gotta love the pointless interactions between jackson higgins and crabtree, my station house 4 boys. so silly you have to love them.

Is that Watts??? IT IS WATTS YASSSSS i loved him so much last time i am thrilled that he’s back!! 😍😍😍😍😍 don’t even think of stealing baby brack’s place in my heart tho ok

ok so now they go to the crime scene and they’re making fun of this lady for being devastated and as a dog lover i feel personally attacked. 

Crabtree is the best “did he have any ennemies” 😂😂😂😂😂 and that look on murdoch’s face lmao he is so fucking annoyed. 

i didn’t know william was so heartless, he must be a robot or something (that would explain a lot tbh). good thing he got his little ass kicked on the telephone hehe the mayor knows what’s up

look at this face, this is the FML face:

MORGUE SCENE baby Julia is on my screen yassss queen yassss. and she’s speaking the truth about dogs and how they can be beneficial to the health and well-being of their owners while murdoch is still being this heartless robot

damn the way she says “filet mignon” is so attractive how the fuck does she do that, woman what’s your secret?? with her little pouty face😍

the funeral might be a little over the top but just a lil bit tbh like barely

“...with ease and grace” damn sounds like this dog was sexier than me

lol george you’ve been asked to stop the lady not to caress her waist😏

look at this glamourous shot of watts he looks like he’s gonna be on the cover of vogue or some shit

dogs!!!! dogs everywhere!!! dogs as far as the eye can see!!! love this scene

lmao this guy is dying and they’re just staying there and staring at him and doing absolutely nothing like wtf (+ look at the dog, the only being here who actually cares!!! more proof that dogs are angels)

mmmh oh yeah what a nice shot of julia and william kneeling in front of some puke mmh yes that’s so enjoyable i’m so happy to see this in high definition

so pistachio is absolutely adorable and murdoch is still being an asshole

“i think pistacchio might need to take care of some business” lol what a nice way to put it constable

when higgins has an idea and crabtree goes along with it you know they’re about to fuck up

lmaooo look at these assholes gulping down their beers before leaving, how professional can they get? (also notice how crabtree poured his all over himself lmao i bet that was johnny’s idea)

i loooove how annoyed and fed up murdoch is with this case and with crabtree and higgins lmao he makes the best faces, i love me some sassy murdoch

suspicious murdoch is very suspicious:

did you notice how he always flaps his eyelashes when he’s like “wtf jus happened my genius but socially awkward brain doesn’t comprehend what the fuck is going on” well i love that

OH MY GOODNESS MY HEART i want to pet this dog and play with her so bad

omg😂😂😂😂 when murdoch walks Pistacchio in the hallway like how could it get any more awkward hahaha having the man go under the leash between you and the dog like wtf dude hahaha

ladies and gentleman the best scene in the history of murdoch is about to take place

julia william and a dog i feel like i’m watching fanfiction and i’m not complaining one bit

omg and julia playing with the dog and being all cute and shit omg let me be that dog please julia pet me i’ll go fetch for you if you want

thank god william is finally acting like a decent human being with Pistachio. further proof that dogs bring out the best in us (do you think it’s a coincidence that dog and god are such similar words? imma let you think about that)

look at angelface sleeping, this is some quality content i could watch 44min of that:

this is it. this is it guys. this is the best shot in the entire series there’s just no way they can top that:

first of all we learn that william and julia actually spoon!!! they act like a real couple!!! (it hasn’t been very obvious lately so it’s pretty cool to see them being all cute and shit)

but obviously the best part is that they’re spooning with the dog!!!! can i join this threesome? can we make it a foursome? actually can I just take yannick’s place like damn that guy is being sandwiched by helene and a dog it doesn’t get any better than this

higgins being a gentleman when really he wants to say “she dumb af, she ain’t no murderer”:

now this right there is a sight i can get used to:

please just adopt that dog already and make her the first police dog

did you guys pay attention to the background music in this episode?? when murdoch is giving Pistachio back to Dubois, there is this super sad music while he’s picking up her toys and it’s so sad

lmaooo that shot of murdoch leaning on crabtree to take a better look at the dog, i feel you bro, i too creepily stare at dogs

lmfaooo can we talk about that scene when murdoch confronts dubois and dubois has his knife under ruth’s throat and julia is in the background no giving a single fuck😂😂😂:

and then dramatic music comes on and Pistachio saves the day and Julia is just smiling at the dog and giggling meanwhile poor ruth is in shock😂😂😂

OMG PISTACHIO IS SO FUCKING CUTE:

and then comes the second best shot in the history of murdoch mysteries:

not sure which one has the more effective puppy eyes but damn aren’t they fucking adorable😍😍😍😍 murdoch seriously has the best life ffs

they better not give the dog to Horace’s owner they better keep her i wanna see her in every episode she’s part of the cast now put her name in the opening credits the show can’t go on without her it’s called pistachio mysteries from now on

when Julia cheers on william and pistachio omg this episode is way too adorable and cute my poor heart can’t take it

CONCLUSION: best fucking episode ever, my new favorite, love it so fucking much i’v watched it three times already