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do you have any more platonic mafia azul x child reader.. im actually obsessed
Platonic Yandere Mafia Octavinelle x Child Reader
The trope of the tweels and Azul being part of the mafia is just too perfect
They’re tendencies to give you a million dollar smile while stealing your kidneys
They’re inclination to ‘squeeze’ anyone who gets in their way
The way they make everyone feel at ease when they agree to help ‘out of the kindness in their hearts’
Even better as a child you’re so easily convinced that these men are the nicest you’ve ever met
“Would the little one like a pearl parfait?”
“Yes!”
“(Y/n), no! What’d we say about taking food from strangers?”
“But we’re not strangers are we PrEY?”
“R-right.”
They know just how much goes over your head literally
Which helps them in the long run as they gain your trust
“(Y/n) what was that thing you mentioned when we coloring earlier?”
“About my papa’s special drinks?”
“Yes about that.”
“Oh yeah, he loves those. He doesn’t really like it if I don’t give it to him fast enough but Ma says that’s because he’s tired.”
“Hm I see. Doesn’t that make you scared sometimes?”
“Mmm sometimes but I still love him though.”
“Right I’ll just cut out that last part. Maybe your parents will let us hang out some more so they can enjoy their own drinks. After I…remind them of this recording the protective services would just love.”
With you by their side it feels like they truly have it all
A thriving business, immeasurable power, and a little egglet to share it all with
And since they have so much, rules just don’t apply to them
In the same way it won’t apply to you
“A-are you sure, Floyd?”
“Yeah I do it all the time, open up. It’s fun trying to catch the slushie in your mouth!”
“But what about the guy at the counter?”
“He’s sleeping and he said it was fine. Unless…you don’t want slushies?”
“No no I want some!”
Your little family is complete
As far as they’re concerned the past guardians you had never existed
“We’re your family (Y/n), you can always trust in us to care for you.”
“Yup we’ll be happy to squeeze whoever ya’d like!”
“And to take away every ounce of pain the world will ail you with.”
“But just to be sure you’ll sign this for us, won’t you?”
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Can I request the Yandere tweels x reader? I just can’t get enough of those two
The Sharks And The Minnow (Yanderes!Jade Leech and Floyd Leech x MC!Reader)
(TW: Stalking, mentions of blood, obsessive behavior, mention of drugging, forced kiss)
...You could no longer process how long you had been running for. Ace, Deuce, and Grim had all quite promptly been knocked out by your two pursuers....your two admirers. Ever since you had arrived that fateful day, they had been watching you- of course, they keep tabs on every little new fish that enters the walls of Night Raven College. However, you were....different in every way. Originally, it was merely another task to complete for their benevolent dorm leader, Azul- keep an eye on you and see whatever could arise that would prompt you into a deal.
It did not take long for this to twist into something new....something completely different altogether.
Your every habit, your manner of speaking, even the means in which you cared for yourself and/or others was all taken into account. Every moment, one was there, and the other was not far behind. Those eerie, seemingly bioluminescent eyes and forms always watching- always following. One would grin, the other would smirk. Two sharks, forever following their new favorite little minnow in the sea.
As you hide behind a profoundly sized tree, nearly upon the steps to Ramshackle- you heard it. Well, them. Their voices. Calling to you. Always behind, yet seemingly a few steps ahead of you in your thought patterns.
"Heeerrreeeee, fishy fishy fishy, ehehehehe~! C'mooooonnnn, shrimpppyyyy~! We won't bite you too hard, okay? I just wanna squeeze you real tight and never let go!"
Floyd, as usual, was the first to speak, his wild mannerisms and obsessive behavior always rolling off of his tongue in waves. You could practically hear his sick, manically twisted grin as he spoke.
"Ahehehe~ come along now, (Y/N), I am most certain we are all aware of the fact that....you cannot run from us for much longer, yes?"
Jade was next. The calm, collected composure in which he always carried himself and spoke in was as worrying as his sporadic twin. You too, could hear the smirk in his voice- confident, slightly cocky in an imposing yet subtle manner.
Your head turned away from their voices, not wishing to think too drastically about how close they currently were to you- all you had to do was get to that front door, get in, slam it shut, and get the ghosts of Ramshackle to make sure all the windows were locked, and call Crowley- Crowley? What would he even do, in the situation-
You heard a twig snap directly beside you.
"Oh? What have we here? Did our little minnow get too caught up in their own thoughts to properly plan~?"
You barely registered Jade's voice before you took off in a sudden bolt, desperately trying to reach your door and get to safety-
"Yaaaaayyyy~! Eehehehehe~! I wiiinnnnn the tag game!"
Floyd was far too quick- he had already linked his arms around your waist and hauled you off of your feet, carrying you back to his twin as though you were a mere parcel. He sighed, lovingly nuzzling your neck and inhaling your scent- that is, until he grew bored of this- and sunk his sharp teeth into the flesh of your shoulder. A cry of utter pain slipped free from your lips as you were bucking wildly, desperately craving your freedom. The blood from your wound stained his teeth, which you soon saw reflected in the light of the grand moon above your heads in his smile- the sole witness to your plight.
"That you did, Floyd, as usual. Good job. Now, as for you- we cannot have you making too many more sounds, can we~?"
Jade was quick to step up, caressing your chin with a gloved hand for but a moment before it was fiercely grabbed. You noticed something was covering his lips- some sort of liquid? Your eyes widened as you struggled to escape the grip that Floyd had you in currently, Jade bringing his face dangerously close to yours. You could see the slight madness in his eyes, a predator satisfied with the catching of his ideal prey with his twin. Some fingers were trailed under your lips, and the next thing you knew, Jade's lips were upon yours. You muffled out a cry, and Floyd giggled at the sounds, his own lips finding your neck.
The second Jade pulled back, you found yourself slowly entering a dazed state. You were slipping free from consciousness, your sight beginning to dull you- whatever Jade had used, it was incredibly strong. You barely could register Floyd hauling you over his shoulder in victory as they laughed in unison at their catch, now walking back to the deepest recedes of their dorm with their beloved minnow......
(Hey hey, my dear Readers! Sorry I've been out of it for so long- lots has been happening behind the scenes 😭 I'm going to try to get to these asks whenever I have breaks! Thanks for the read, and I hope you all enjoyed this! ✨💕)
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney#twst#twistedwonderland#force writes#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#jade leech#jade leech x reader#tweels#twst jade#twst floyd#twst tweels#yandere tweels#yandere
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Thinking about soft non con with the tweels... maybe you yawned in front of them or something and they get really excited about it
Omg omg omg what if they were your childhood bullies??? OTL I am so weak for the trope of childhood bully who tormented darling in their childhood and then they both grow up and suddenly they love darling even more now because darling has grown so pretty. <3
Tweels come back to visit for the spring break and it's a tradition of theirs to track you down and pay you a little visit. :) they always find you, no matter how well you may hide or camouflage yourself. It's been a while since they've last seen you. In fact, they haven't stayed true to their annual tradition because learning how to survive on land occupied most of their energy, time, and thoughts. Due to that, you were spared the headache for the year. But now they're back in their home, feeling so relieved to finally get back into the water in their true forms, and as they're checking on their old haunts you pop into their brains. The twins aren't telepathic by any means, but sometimes you might think they are when they're always running on the same brain cell. Naturally, they have to find you.
And they do! And oh aren't you just the prettiest thing? You're glowing with the addictive allure brought on by spring mating cycles. Soon you'll likely go off into some secretive nook, hole yourself away for however long your cycle lasts, and get rid of all of the unfertilized eggs you've undoubtedly made in preparation of the mating season. You've grown a considerable amount, but you're still nowhere near as strong or big as them. <3 they circle you in the water, all sharp-toothed grins. Floyd drapes himself on you lazily, complaining about how it was no fair that you didn't come to visit, how he missed being able to tease and squeeze his favorite Shrimpy. Though Jade isn't as verbally direct as his brother, his eyes are scanning you, most definitely noting all of the subtle physical signs many mers exhibit when they're on the cusp of their cycle. You're too cute, parading yourself around like this. Were you hoping they'd come find you and take care of you?
It's obvious you're averse to them, attempting to keep this conversation as short as possible. But the twins pay it no mind. They have to make up for the lost time, so why not spend the afternoon catching up with them? Show them around a bit, won't you? Take them to your favorite places! They'll gladly follow your lead, but then you have no choice because even if you swim away with the intention of leaving they're just going to pursue.
Floyd asks if you're still so hung up on all those years they bullied you. Maybe that's why you seem like a prey shaken to the core after nearly evading a predator's vicious maw. Of course you'd be hung up on that! They made your life miserable. If Floyd wasn't pestering you for a few of your scales and if Jade wasn't trailing you like an innocent guppy (which is very false; behind that guppy veneer was a cruel bully), then they were both intimidating you into giving up things. Whenever birthdays rolled around, you were the first on their list. They'd swim up to you, entirely casual, and slyly mention how it was their birthday and even if they didn't directly state it you knew their expectant stares told you they wanted something. You'd lost all sorts of things to them: spoils from exploring shipwrecks, your own allowance, jewelry, pretty stones, your scales, and even your first kiss (which Floyd had taken rather roughly after another bully had shoved you and he'd gotten monstrously territorial. Supposedly, only he and Jade are allowed to torment you. Why he felt the need to kiss you to prove his dominance, you have no clue, but he did and you still haven't forgiven him for it).
So you hate their leering when they follow you, flanking you like twin parasites. Floyd fills the tense silence with his own chatter and Jade occasionally makes his own comments or responds to some of Floyd's ramblings. Their eyes stick to you like barnacles; you hate it. You always feel so small and powerless with them around. Having to balance a duo like this is so draining, so it's only natural you'd get tired. You're yawning a lot, and stress and anxiety aren't helping. It also doesn't help that your cycle is nearing and so you've become even more jittery since. The twins are staring at your mouth, at every little opening and closing of it, and at some point Floyd can't take it anymore. He grips your jaw, wraps himself around you to keep you still, and mumbles about how it's not very nice of Shrimpy to be such a tease during spring. Don't you know how special this season is? You do because you're a mer, so obviously you must have wanted this. Why else would you take them to such a quiet, desolate cave?
The twins know very well you're just tired, but that doesn't stop them from crafting their own narrative, which they speak about so freely.
"Someone's rather eager, wouldn't you agree, Floyd?"
He nods, his tone spotted with giggles. "Seems Shrimpy couldn't wait for us to get back. Was it tough havin' to carry so many eggs? Ya better get used to it because you'll only get heavier!"
Perhaps you could have evaded one of them, but two is a deadly combination. And though they're both so strong, they're incredibly gentle with handling you. But then you're too frightened to oppose them and put up a fight, and Jade and Floyd don't want to risk injuring you or the eggs. They're not entirely mean! :( they love you and want to be sweet and affectionate with you. So when they exchange kisses with you, taking turns rutting into you and filling you with lots of slick and cum, it's always gently. Floyd cradles your belly, clawed, webbed hands tracing the loveliest patterns into it. He's cooing about how pretty his Shrimpy is, how he loves you so, so, so sosososo much, how he wants to bring you back to meet his Mama and Pops. Jade keeps you coiled in a comforting embrace, pressing sweet, soft, fleeting kisses to your shoulders, neck, collarbone, chest. He whispers filth and sweetness in your ears, shushing you when you cry and uttering the softest assurances and praises. It'll be okay; he's here. He's not going anywhere. Look only at him. You'll be fine. You're doing so well. He knows it's unbearable, so let him take care of you. You don't have to spend this season alone. He and Floyd are here for you. <3
You're not sure if you spend hours or days in that cave. If you aren't sleeping and eating the things Floyd's hunted, dragged in, or collected, then you're being filled all over again by the both of them. The twins have always taken lots of things from you, and like the greedy eels they are they took your first time and fertilized your first clutch. >_< if it's any consolation, they help you back to their home, praising you for being so good for them and proudly showing you off to their parents, who are oh-so-happy their beloved boys found a mate. When you're not so full and sex-brained, they'll properly introduce you and save you a seat at the dinner table. You're going to be part of the Leech family from now on, so you'll be seeing more of Jade and Floyd. And unfortunately it won't be once a year.
#twisted chit chat#n/sfw#tw: noncon#yandere twst#forgive me for rambling orz#i saw soft noncon and tweels in the same sentence and i had to discuss it#also i wanted to ramble shamelessly about mer smut ^^;;;;;
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Ok important question. Do we think that if one of the tweels (but not the other) was yandere for someone, would the other twin
A) Watch from the sidelines, judging them mildly like “lol obsessive weirdo”/possibly engage in blackmail
B) Try to wing man for them, probably to varying results
C) Just run up to their twin’s darling like “HEY (NAME) GUESS WHAT LOL MY FREAK BROTHER WANTS TO FU-” *Is punched in the throat by their twin* (If it’s Jade we’re talking about then probably take away the all caps)
#yandere twst#yandere jade leech#yandere jade x reader#yandere floyd leech#yandere floyd x reader#tweels#wow that’s a tag lol
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Hello thought I would make an intro for my lovelies
My name is Luna I enjoy writing/making scenarios for other writers but that's enough about me for now.
I am not a very good writer myself so I prefer to make scenarios for other writers to get inspo.
Stuff I will write about
Blood play
Breeding
afab amab reader
Weapon play
somnophilia
BDSM
Cuckolding
Voyeurism
Knismolagnia(tickling)
And the list goes on(got lazy)
Stuff that if a maybe
dub-con
Watersports
Heavy gore
Stuff I will not write
Vore
Scat
Pr0lapes
Non con/roleplay non-con is a maybe
Since the main goal of my vlog is to help writers out with ideas I would love it if you tagged me or told me if you use my ideas (I love reading fics)
All my fic ideas will be twist
I write for most chars except ortho(duh)
but that's all for now lovelies
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Love making progress on a fic when I'm on my 30 minute lunch break at work--
Good news though! Just need to write one more murder and then we should be good! This one's going to be a multi-part interlude :D
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I’ve never heard of your OCs!!! If you’re feeling it, can you tell me ab them? Like, what’s their type, what kind of yandere are they, etc. I tried to search em but nothing came up so I guess they’re from the old blog lol
-Jojo
They are from the old blog, that is right! I've still got to update my tag post I've been using for searches on there-- but I'll post that and it should make it easier to read up on them! I'll reblog some stuff too!
I have two OC's and a third bastard child I never developed past like a couple of concept posts, and their names are Cyril and Dalton!
I thought it would be funny to name the idiot character "Dalton" Because of the insult 'dolt' -> 'dolt one' -> 'Dalton'.
And Cyril is named as such: 'see, here's eel' -> 'see, e're eel' -> 'Cyril'
Dalton came first, and he is a jellyfish merman based off the pink meanie jellyfish found of the gulf of Mexico. He has translucent pink skin that can change colours depending on what he has eaten, long messy hair, human hands, and a massive skirtlike membrane at his waist that acts as the natural fleshy cover for his thousands of thin tendrils-- each loaded with extremely painful toxin.
The venom is fast acting and makes your skin slough off from chemical burn damage, and if you don't treat the stings, you could potentially die from blood loss (not the venom itself). Dalton is dumb as a sack of bricks (inspired by the fact that jellyfish don't have brains), obsessive, delusional, and sadly for you: extremely affectionate, with a touchy disposition. He'll cling to you every chance he gets.
Dalton is so stupid that he cannot feel pain-- for most merfolk, walking on land is agonizing. Dalton can't fathom this, and just continues to beach himself until he can crawl, his fragile membrane and tendrils drying out and ripping, spilling vital goop as they shift into legs. Each step would be extremely painful, but Dalton can't understand what he's feeling, or what's causing it. And because he doesn't know walking is what's causing it, he'll continue to walk, searching for his "best friends" who must have gotten lost. Dalton believes that Cyril, and you, are his best friends. And you must have gotten lost on your way to find him again. So he'll go out and find you, and everything will work out in the end.
Cyril is a smarter, yet sadistic merfolk, based off of the electric eel found in South America's Amazon River and Oronocio basin. Cyril, unlike Dalton, is a freshwater merfolk, and is capable of being drowned in the brackish water Dalton prefers. And unlike Dalton, Cyril can comprehend the pain in drowning. As well as the pain in being stung by venomous tendrils, and walking. Cyril has chronic pain (as most merfolk do). If he can avoid walking, he will.
He has long, greasy black hair-- washing it does him no good, as getting wet just turns his body back into his natural form, which causes him to secrete slick mucus. His skin is opaque, unlike a jellymer. If he doesn't show you his true form, you might just assume he's a lazy but bougie guy, adorned in gold jewelry he's stolen from other's homes before having to flee the scene. Despite his inactivity, Cyrils' body is on the leaner side due to his high metabolism. He has no visible muscle, but who really needs that when you're an ambush predator that can stun others anyways?
Cyril has worked many odd jobs that helped him live a more lavish life than just hunting and eating whatever got close enough to the river bank. He's acquired a taste for grapes, sliced and microwaved. Any hot fruit would do, but grapes are his favourite. This has become an integral part of his lore, because once Cyril learns of fruit, and then heating the fruit up, and all the devices you can use to heat food up (not just fruit, though he thinks its the height of luxury), and where those devices are stored... It's how Cyril ends up breaking into his darling's home in the first place. They have shelter, water, and all sorts of devices with which to make hot meals. And he needs for this to be perfect is someone who he can force to fetch him things from other rooms once he finds the couch.
He probably doesn't even like you at first. You're just someone he's bluffing out of his ass to let stay here. Cyril will use whatever tactics needed to make you let him stay. He'll go the pity route-- he's a poor misunderstood man, kicked out of housing, turned down everywhere because people don't agree with his life choices... He just wanted to crash here for the night, he didn't know you were here, he thought you were on vacation and he could squat here.
If that doesn't work, he'll resort to threats. He doesn't want to hurt you, he wants to mind his own business here, but if you call for help or tell anyone he's here against your will, he will kill them and you, before eating you. As much as it pains him to walk, he'll trudge over to your bathroom with you in tow, to show you his transformation in your shower/tub. He's a dangerous monster, and you don't know what he can do! His long tail wraps around you, slime secreted from his skin soaking through your clothes, constricting your ribs as he slowly crushes you, before you get hit with a painful shock-- knocking you to the ground and convulsing with painful spasms. Life for you will be easier if you just do what he says. It's not like he's asking for much anyways.
And at first, he's not. He's just asking you to fetch him some food every now and again, or to refill the cup he's been using for water. To buy him a laptop so he can work from home-- this way he'll pay for his own food, and you're not against that are you? Unless you like him mooching off your budget.
Cyril slowly gets more possessive as time goes on. It's not that he likes you; he likes your things, and he likes making you serve him, and he likes hurting you when you do something wrong. That's completely different than liking you. And you were three hours late coming home the other day. Cyril had to get himself a glass of water. Scandalous.
And while he thinks of it, he's not really a good threat if you start thinking you can stay out of the house, and avoid him. How is he supposed to hurt you if you're not around?
He should add a new rule: You have to start staying home with him more, and you have to be in the same room. And if you don't... Then he's going to start breaking your things, changing your password on everything, texting everyone your compromising photos and destroying relationships...
And if you refuse to come home... Then he's just going to have to get up and go hunt you down. You may have forgotten he can actually walk from how little he does it, but if need be he can track you down to the ends of the earth. Eel merfolk have a heightened sense of smell, so Cyril can track you down.
Dalton may stumble upon either you or Cyril one day-- a terrible mix of fate, because the idiot has just been wandering following Cyril, and you know Cyril, which means you're going to all be best friends.
Dalton doesn't mind you doing your own thing, he just wants to watch. He follows you everywhere, forcing himself through doors that you'd closed until they bust down so he can watch whatever you're doing, holding your hand, a grip on your legs, or resting his chin on your shoulder. If you leave the house before he can know where you are, there's a chance he'll go out to look for you-- you must have gotten lost again!
But if he has faith you'll come back, then Dalton will spend his days exploring your home. What happens when he sticks his hand or face in your oven? In the freezer? Through the window? What if he puts your sheets in his mouth? What does your soap smell like? Taste like? Dalton wants to know. And he'll find out everything about you.
Including you. Dalton is clingy, but he's exceptionally touchy. It's not enough to have you next to him, he needs to constantly touch you. Holding your hand is a large part of his day. But his fingers will find their way to your gums to inspect your blunt teeth and bumps on your tongue. Your eyebrows. Dalton opens your eyes with his fingers as he stares at how your pupils shrink and grow in response to light or the air he blows onto them. Bending your fingers and legs as far back as they can. He doesn't mean to hurt you, Dalton is just curious.
Dalton and Cyril can maintain human forms if they stay dry, but if they get significantly wet, their body shifts back into their true forms. A full shower will have Cyril a writhing mass of a slimy tail. And getting caught in a thunderstorm will have Dalton crawling around, ripping his fragile bell membrane, ripping out his tendrils. And while Cyril can intentionally use his ability to shock you regardless of if he's in his true form or not, Dalton's tendrils are only a danger to you if he's soaked and in his true form... Something he rarely thinks to do. All he cares about is following his favourite people around and being close to them. But if Dalton ever gets in a body of water and you're in arms reach, he will drag you into the water, wrapping his tendrils around you, the pain making you pass out in the bloody water...
When you wake up, perched on top of his bell membrane, Dalton apologizes-- he didn't mean to hurt you! He just wanted to swim with you! He doesn't even know how you got hurt! Maybe you just need to be held tighter? A cracked rib is a small price to pay if it keeps you awake, and in his mind, happy.
As far as merfolk go, they're both disasters. As far as yandere's go, they're completely useless. You'd be better off with literal leeches than these two bleeding you dry.
#keep in mind my rules for how monster biology work may be different than other established canon. So like how I see cyril working is#not how the tweels from twst work. they aren't displayed to experience chronic pain. But I wanted one of my characters to have chronic pain#yandere mermaid#yandere merfolk#cyril my oc#dalton my oc#my writing!#yandere exophilia#jojo anon
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Happy birthday, tweels! And hiiiii Plumi
Ive been wanting to wrote out a oneshot for this, and it's their birthday, so perfect timing, right?
Yeah, the brain's not braining rn tho.
Uhhhhh here's fragments because I want to give something back to my beautiful boy and his twin on their special day.
The Tweels invite you to the coral sea with them. They advertise it as a fun vacation opportunity. And they promise you Azul will be too busy to put you to work. And you end up agreeing.
Maybe you should've known better, seeing as everytime you go somewhere, something ends up happening. Whether it actually has something to do with you or it is all purely coincidence, there is most certainly a pattern, and so far there have been few to no exceptions. And this wasn't gonna be one. In fact, it may just be your last incident ever.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
You take the necessary potion to let you breathe underwater, though you're still mostly human and significantly slower than the Tweels. This leads to them Insisting on "carrying" you, which presents itself in many different forms under the sea. Whether it's Floyd having you hold on from behind, Jade holding you to his front, or with them both taking your hands and dragging you behind them, it is rare for you to travel without at least one of them holding onto you.
The sea is big and scary, so you're practically stuck to their hips. You're with one of them at all times. Sometimes they disagree on what to do/where to take you next, and in those cases it's up to you to decide for them, since you're the one theyre showing around.
But then you meet a nice merperson and that's where it goes downhill. Apparently Jade and Floyd knew them as children, but they can't remember this fuck at all.
Well needless to say they're getting too chummy with you for the Leech's liking, and, well...
Hey, don't be surprised when hunters hunt.
And then, after your forced to witness their feeding frenzy, they say that you're in the wrong and insist you owe more time with them. You're not seeing land until they say you've had enough fun under the sea!!
Might revisit this when the brain is braining better
What have you gotten yourself into now...
The more concerning question is, what have they done?
Started as a study on how to draw their merforms, ended in a pair of bloody eels. No story to this sadly cuz I'm pretty stuck on where to take it, but if yall have ideas to tell/comment/reblog them :)

Also a closeup on the faces, I was pretty proud with this one:)
#yandere#yandere rambles#yandere twst#twisted wonderland#twst#yandere twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#floyd leech#yandere jade x reader#jade leech x reader#yandere jade leech#jade leech#twst jade#twst floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#yaandere floyd leech x reader#yandere floyd leech#twst floyd#Happy birthday leech twins#tweels
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No Yandere Simulator ? (TWST AU)
AU Information:
This AU takes place similar to Yandere Sim but with Twisted Wonderland but Taro is Azul and Ayano is Quartz. Her goal is to eliminate… AZUL ASHENGROTTO. Yeah, her goal is actually to kill Azul and NOT the rivals. The rivals being your OCs/sonass and they have to protect Azul from Quartz and her dumb elimination plans.
More info on Quartz + Tweels info
Q&A for OCs!!! / PT 2
Flower Bullies info
Dormleader <- Student Council info + School info
This is an AU just for fun!! lol I just had a silly idea. Here’s a template if you wanna make your own oc into the AU (rival or not)
ALSO THEY DONT KNOW IT'S QUARTZ bc she's just a nobody girl
Bro you can tell I was hella lazy with Azul idk he’s too much
Rival List:
Romeo by @skrimpyskimpy
Shuu by @oya-oya-okay
Chiyo by @inotonline
Sable by @twsted-void
Jovie by @jovieinramshackle
Finn by @thehollowwriter
Elena by @angelwishess
Albert by @the-trinket-witch
Milo by @hy4c1nthh
Alice by @sinjaangels
Starrz by @astral-pr0jecti0n
Atlas by @silvery-stars-above
Mei by @ieatfriedeggs
Rubellite by @prefectrose
Yuuka by @hanizmiyu
NPC/Non-Rival List:
Elfie by @quartzelfgf
Higashikuramori Shin by @liyuviq
Jade Leech
Floyd Leech
Rizy by @rizdoodls
Yuuki by @theolivetree123
Joseph by @readsrandomstuff67
Yuubeni by @bunniehunn
Yuya by @cheerleaderman
Shuu and Silly by @sillybillymillyrilly
Superstar!! By @imafrealinrainbow478484
Viz (Vizzie) by @twistedwonderlandshenanigans
Yuhua by @distant-velleity
Nyx by @blackcat101
Gia by @ramshacklerumble
Yuuko by @silkkorchid
Moch by @thatsadguymochi
Faye by @faerieluvss
Yukana by @babyghoul138
Antoinette by @antoinettedoodles
AJ by @karamatsuboy-aj
Evelyuu by @h0neybane
Paloma and Hydris by @mhedusard
Levi by @the-trinket-witch
Alan by @alan-without-the-an
Vee and Viva by @evexe
Sophie by @gl00myb3arz
René by @tixdixl
Liánhuā by @lafashionlsta
Yuu Shi by @boopshoops
Xen by @xen-blank
Astrid by @cheerleaderman
Yumi by @marinahavik
Undine by @juchioris
Lilian by @sillyslipperybananapeel
Layla by @laylakongg
Niz by @hanizmiyu
The Yuris by @0ann3
Ryuuni by @rinis-reality
(Let me know if I made a mistake lol)
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst au#twisted wonderland au#azul ashengrotto#my persona#persona#NOT quartzul#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#no yandere sim au
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Blue's Masterlist
Last Updated: 02/16/2025
🙆♀️ = fem!reader 🙆♂️= male!reader 🙆= gn!reader
☁️ = fluff 👅 = suggestive/smut 💔 = angst
🙆☁️ Reader Forgets to Give Housewarden A Good Morning Kiss
🙆♀️☁️ Reader is on Her Period - Overblot Boys
🙆♀️☁️ Mouse! Beastwoman! Reader - Riddle, Ace, and Deuce
🙆♀️☁️ Mouse! Beastwoman! Reader - Trey, Cater
🙆♀️☁️ Mouse! Beastwoman! Reader - Leona Kingscholar
🙆☁️ Reader Sends a Random Text - Vice Housewardens
🙆☁️ Random Texts with Idia Shroud
🙆♀️☁️ Reader Gets Jealous Over Something Silly
🙆☁️ Celebrating Reader's Birthday - Overblot Boys
🙆☁️ Reader Gets a Cat - Housewardens
🙆♀️☁️ Reader is From the Future
🙆♀️👅 Reader Asks Third Years for Consent
🙆♀️👅 Reader Asks Second Years for Consent
🙆♂️👅 Riddle Asks for Permission to Watch Reader's Adult Streams
🙆♂️👅 Reader Sends a Frisky Pic - Azul, Jade, Floyd, Silver, Sebek
🙆♂️👅 Second Years Ask Reader for a Blowjob
🙆💔☁️ Reader is Recovering from Anorexia - Overblot Boys, Cater
🙆♀️👅 Swapping Bodies - Housewardens
🙆♀️👅 Swapping Bodies - Vice Housewardens
🙆👅 Happy Little Accidents - Trey, Leona, Rook, Malleus, Sebek
🙆👅 Happy Little Accidents, Reversed - Housewardens
🙆☁️ Everybody Makes Mistakes - Housewardens
🙆👅 Giggle Germs - Overblots
🙆♀️💔☁️ Doomsday Déjà Vu - Housewardens
🙆♂️👅 Leona's Man
🙆♀️☁️👅 Kisses and Concealer - Ace Trappola
🙆♀️👅 Sweet Seduction - Overblot Boys
🙆♀️☁️ Pet-Names and Jealousy - Housewardens
🙆☁️ Tsum-Sitter Jealousy - Housewardens
🙆♀️👅 Touches & Tits - Third Years
🙆♂️💔 Sayonara, I Guess - Housewardens, Jamil
🙆♀️☁️ Slimming Down Support - Overblot Boys, Ruggie, Jamil
🙆♀️☁️ Dry Texting - Housewardens
🙆♀️☁️ Random Texts with Silver
🙆♀️👅 Down There - Overblot Boys, Tweels
🙆☁️ Coffee & Cramming - Silver
🙆☁️ Gift-Giving Representation - Riddle, Leona, Azul, Sebek
🙆♀️☁️ Flare-Ups - Housewardens, Jamil
🙆☁️ Stress and Sustenance - Overblot Boys
🙆☁️ Reader Has Tics - Housewardens, Jamil
🙆☁️ Notes App Slip-Up - Rook
🙆♀️👅 Moving Plans - Idia
🙆♂️👅 Face Down, Ass Up - Third Years
🙆☁️ Yandere Malleus
🙆☁️ Accidental Confessions - Housewardens
#twst x reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland smau#twisted wonderland x reader#twst#twst smau#twst smut#twisted wonderland smut
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hi! i’m a big fan of your writing and wanted to ask something. it was inspired by the fic where my was being a waitress at the lounge. so basically instead of being a waitress, my hot hired to sing at the lounge, having to wear an outfit of the fish mafia’s choosing. it could be any song, but it would be funny if it was annapantsu’s cover of “holding out for a hero”, since nobody at nrc fits it, expect for maybe silver. if you don’t want to it’s totally okay!
bye!
Thank you 🖤🖤🖤
Performing “Holding out for a Hero” | Yandere Twisted Wonderland
Of course none of them don’t think you’re talking about them
All under the impression you’re singing about them
And will be fighting over themselves about who the first to accept your offer will be
Even if the tweels and Azul watch you carefully
They can’t hold back everyone
#yandere x reader#yandere x you#lovelyyandereaddictionpoint#yanderexrea#yandere#yanderes#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere twst#yandere twst x reader#yandere tweels#yandere azul ashengrotto x reader#yandere harem
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Wrong! Mantis shrimp. *punches him*
Jade and Floyd: hello shrimp!
Reader: what kind of shrimp am I?
Jade and Floyd: what?…
reader: northern, tiger, king, emperor, aregentine, pink, white….
Jade and Floyd: ....wait….

Yan!Jade: why, a Cleaner Shrimp of course. They often have a symbiotic relationship with Moray-
Yan!Floyd: A Sexy Shrimp, obviously.
Human and Jade: *Staring at Floyd*
Yan!Floyd: I bet you can even do the cute little dance they do too, Sexy Shrimpy.
(Sexy Shrimp is a kind of salt water shrimp, I kid you not and Floyd is unhinged enough to say it with a straight face.)
#yandere#x reader#yandere x reader#reader insert#tw yandere#humans are extinct twst au#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#twst jade#twst floyd#tweels#twst tweels
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more yandere octotrio!
Dedicated to @mr-trick <3 ty for your support
"Your grades have been slipping."
When you had been called into Azul's office, you certainly weren't expecting him to scold you like a parent. To add insult to, well, insult, Jade and Floyd were there, too, and the latter couldn't stop themselves from snickering.
"I wasn't aware that was any of your business." You shot back. You didn't bother asking how he knew–you'd had twin eels trailing you since Azul's overblot. It was rare for you to go anywhere these days without the sight of one looming at you from this distance. If their heights didn't make them obvious enough, there was the eyes. Though you had a feeling stealth wasn't the goal.
You'd be right. The tweels found it very important that you knew they were close by. Azul may have preferred for them to be stealthier, but they enjoyed your reactions too much. Plus, their presence kept others away. It's probably why Azul let them continue.
But back to the scene at hand.
Azul's response comes naturally, almost too naturally–as if he was prepared for that response. "Of course it is. The success of Night Raven students has always been my business–"
The look you hit him with was enough to stop him in his tracks.
He chuckled, adjusting his tie and his approach. "Of course, business has changed in recent times. In the past the goal was to attract as many poor unfortunate souls as I could, offering contracts with the goal to better myself, and not them. But now I've mended my ways and made a switch, so to speak. Now I wish to truly help and better those I come into contact with, starting with those I already feel close or indebted to. And what better first than the one who helped me see the light in the first place."
He waited for your response, but you offered none. Not unless you included your suspicion.
"Look, business has been rough lately since the incident, and helping you seems like the best way to restore people's faith in me."
"And thus the truth comes out."
You were so proud of yourself for sussing him out. What you didn't know is that that wasn't the truth–like at all. He didn't give a fuck what the other students thought of him, especially since he was still getting business regardless. This was about you and spending time with you, the strange, magicless student that had caught his attention like a worm on a hook. Buy to you, that would be even harder to believe than an act of true goodwill.
But that didn't matter anyway, because he had you. You agreed to help him out of the goodness of your heart–taking the opportunity to mock him. It was difficult for Azul to keep the smirk from his face as you fell into his hand. He could tell the twins felt the same way. Even if he couldn't see then standing behind him, he could still tell when Jade's gloved hand went to cover his smile, and when Floyd's slight sway stilled just enough to zero in on you.
With that, a deal had been made: you let Azul help you out of the "goodness of his heart," and you spread the word of Azul's redemption arc.
As soon as you're gone, Azul lets an easy smirk spill onto his face like oil in water.
"We got 'em boys."
What would follow is a series of study sessions, every night, either with Floyd, Jade, or Azul himself. Study session with Floyd rarely involve studying. Sometimes you would start with studying, but he’d always end up getting bored at some point, and then declare you two would be doing something else. Other times, you wouldn’t even get a chance to study, as he’d already be dragging you off somewhere before you can even set your stuff down. Floyd, being Floyd, ‘something else’ could include anything depending on his mood. Some examples of activities you’ve done during study sessions with Floyd: karaoke, ping pong, pottery, a treasure hunt all over the school for something Floyd lost a while ago and had suddenly remembered at that moment (it was in his pocket), ballroom dance classes, shopping, video games, baking. You don’t even bring any study materials with you at this point.
Jade and Azul are more what you’d expect from tutors.
Jade’s method of tutoring is hands off. He mostly just has you do your homework while he sits across from you, working on his own stuff. And if you don’t have homework or finish before study time is up, he’ll give you readings and practice assignments to do. He encourages you to ask him questions whenever you have them, but for the most part, you two are silent. What you don’t realize is that he actually spends most of the time just staring at you. Studying you.
Azul is more hands on. Like with Jade, youre expected to either work on a class assignment, or one of Azul’s specially crafted study guides. Unlike Jade, who always sits across from you, Azul sits—or, more often, stands—next to you. Instead of just silently watching you work, Azul works you through each problem. He’ll often end up hovering next to you, sometimes taking your writing hand in his to guide you through whatever problem you’re working on. He also offers coffee/tea/snack breaks, where you two can just talk, not just about schoolwork, but anything else.
You’re spending every night with one of them. You often get back to Ramshackle late (especially if it was a session with Floyd). You don’t see Horns as much, if at all. Study sessions with your freshman friends become almost nonexistent. Even Grim is starting to see less and less of you everyday.
Who you end up spending the most time with is, of course, the Octotrio. Not just for nightly study sessions anymore. Floyd will approach you outside of tutoring for fun activities. Jade often offers you treats for doing so well, including trips to Sam’s and lunch at Mostró Lounge—all on him, of course. And Azul often pops in to check in on you—to make sure you’re holding up your side of the deal. And, even if you don’t realize it, there’s always at least one of them waiting to walk you to class.
It’s no secret that Azul basically always has business on the brain. And this? This was his strategic move to monopolize you, and he got you hook, line, and sinker.
#yandere#yandere rambles#yandere twst#yandere twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst#yandere octotrio x reader#yandere octotrio#octavinelle#yandere octavinelle#octotrio#yandere azul ashengrotto#yandere jade leech#yandere floyd leech#yandere x reader#yandere oneshot
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If this wont bother you if i request this.
A headcanons of Yandere! Malleus, Vil, Azul and Idia with a darling s/o who ran away during their wedding ceramony.
Like, during their wedding ceramony, s/o planning to escape.
This is for Azul and Malleus.
Vil and Iida are here (soon)
Yandere Azul Ashengrotto
This would be the most important day of his life.
You finally got married.
Your "beginning of your relationship" had already passed
a couple of years…
And the relationship had started with Azul making a contract where you promised to marry him.
:3
It would be a beautiful seaside wedding.
Azul would have planned them together with you…
But he really was much more enthusiastic than you.
Azul thought you were just nervous.
He wouldn't think much of it.
Azul wouldn't want to think much about it.
The red flags were visible.
But he refused to see them.
Until he had to see them…
Because you didn't come to the altar.
Azul couldn't believe it.
He wouldn't want to believe it.
You couldn't try to escape.
Not today.
Why this one of all days?
Tweels would start looking for you immediately.
You couldn't have made it far.
Now Azul would be busy being a crying mess.
Tweel will find you.
And you will be dragged to the altar Whether you like it or not.
"Y-Y/N… Why did you try to run away? Why today? Do you really hate me that much? Oh you do… Well too bad. You signed the contract and you're going to stick to it, whether you like it or not."
Yandere Malleus Draconia
Malleus would like to marry you as soon as possible.
If you hadn't already been kidnapped, he would do it after he graduated at the latest.
Because the thought of you being without him with other men… it makes him want to burn the entire NRC to the ground
Malleus and hidden aggressions XD
Your wedding would be a surprise for you.
Malleus would have heard that people like surprises.
He would also know that if he proposed right before the wedding in public, you would have more pressure to say yes.
And Malleus would use this information.
There would be an hour difference between his proposal and the start of the wedding.
And you said yes.
So Malleus would be happy.
He directed you to a room where you can change your clothes.
And then he waited…
And waited.
And waaaaaaaaaaaited.
Malleus could wait about an hour.
After that, he would go to check if everything was okay.
Only to see your room empty.
Malleus would be furious.
At first he thought some prince had tried to save you.
Princes had a meeeeeean habit of interrupting dragon weddings.
But when he realizes that you tried to escape yourself.
Well, you'd be in trouble.
Because Malleus would find you and then you would get married.
Or you cry and marry Malleus.
Punishment comes later :3
"Y/N! I know you hear me. Now you have two options either come out of hiding or I will curse every friend you have ever had. There you are. * Malleus grabs your hand and starts pulling you towards the wedding venue * Now we're getting married and after that you'll sleep for twenty years. You'd think that would teach you something. *Malleus stops and grabs your chin* No Y/N I don't want to hear objections. The next thing I want you to say is "I do". Nothing before that. Do you understand? Good."
#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#Yandere twisted wonderland#Yandere twisted wonderland x reader#Yandere twst#yandere twst x reader#Yandere Malleus Draconia#Yandere malleus draconia x reader#Malleus Draconia#Malleus Draconia x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul Ashengrotto x reader#yandere azul ashengrotto#Yandere azul Ashengrotto x reader#Yandere malleus#Yandere azul#yandere imagine#yandere headcanon
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Can we please have some hcs or oneshot where Yuu works at Mostro Lounge and has to deal with a difficult costumer? How would the octotrio react if said costumer tried to hit or insult Yuu? Platonically or romantic it's funny btw, thanks!
.。*♡ A/N: I was indecisive between platonic or romantic so I left ambiguous. I hope u enjoy, darling!
.。*♡ Warning: Yandere content, Floyd beating a random and reader knowing about their yandere tendencies but liking nonetheless.

A death wish. This customer has a death wish, holding you by the collar of your shirt while he glares right at you as a predator to his prey. You aren't a prey though, not that he knows this.
You look down, his blazer wet from the drink you purposely spilled on it because he was an annoying asshole. He looks angry or something but you don't care. Instead you focus on the reaction of your co-workers, some tremble knowing what's coming, others running to get Jade and Floyd. You almost can't wait.
"Sir," You smiled how Jade taught you. Sweet, disarmingly. Your fingers coming around to hold his wrist. "I apologize for this little accident. Though if you insist on being violent there will be consequences."
"Yeah and? Those idiot eels can't save ya now. I only need a second to mess your face!" He snorted, unable to stop the toothy grin from dominating his smug face. He was dumb, and oh so fascinating, you almost wished to study his brain but you knew not much would rest of him when your tweels got him.
He slapped you on your face hard enough that it send you stumbling to the ground, his hand already reaching for his magic pen, its tip lit by flames so bright your skin screamed. So hot, unbearably so, like fire. “You are nothing but a mere employee, you should know the customer is always right."
He was ready to strike you with all his might when a strong hand landed on his shoulder. It's was Floyd. The usual smiley eel was frowning now but a dark glint was raising on his eyes, mischievous, evil. He used to look at you like that when you used to tell him to leave you alone, though he was obviously more softer when roughhousing with you. With this customer though?
"Are you alright, my pearl?" Jade asks, helping you stand up and searching for injuries. But you assure him you're fine with a nod of your head, feeling if anything a little tired. It was so noisy today. And you were kind used to dealing with these type of costumers, used to see the punishments and then getting coddled by your favorite trio.
"Mind accompany me to Azul's office?" Jade offered you his arms which you accepted but still didn't move an inch. A smug smile now on your lips as the customer who was arguing with you now shaked under Floyd's stare. As he should.
"Destroy him," you said to him, eyeing the customer who pushed you. "and be quick, Floyd darling."
Then you walked to Azul's office, ignoring Floyd's laugh and the sounds of his fists hitting the other guy's face. You were used to things like that happening frequently but it did bother you that this was the only way for people to behave. The only way to correct their behavior, as this wasn't gonna happen if he wasn't harassing you and making uncomfortable comments about you.
The screams of pain and the smell of something burning was all you kept in your mind as you sat in Azul's office, Jade putting a glass of water on your hands for you to drink before seating by your side.
"Unbelievable," Azul looked at you, at your uniform crumpled. He stood up from his usual spot and held your face on his hands, so sofly, so lovingly, leaving a kiss on your forehead. "I can't leave you alone one minute, angelfish, look what he did to you!"
He pressed on a small scratch in your cheeks, swelled and hurting, it made you wince and Azul was not happy with it. You could see him planning something. Planning a revenge against that guy.
"Floyd better off him for touching you." Jade said, cleaning the scratch gently. "If he don't, perhaps I'll have something to nimble on later."
You laughed. They were overprotective of you, they were before, they are now. You kinda like it. You like their gentleness, the softness, the slow dancing with Azul when he didn't have a new victim to trick, cooking with Floyd and splashing water on Jade while you wash the dishes. The simple moments with them were precious, each and every single one. And of course you knew about their dark side, could see it as clear as day but you accepted them nevertheless.
As if you have a choice. You knew about the house they built underwater, decorated how you like, full of things you loved. You knew a lot of things even if you pretended you don't.
After making sure you weren't hurt and that everything was fine, they both wrapped an arm around your shoulders and pulled you into a tight hug. “I love you guys, you know that?"
Azul hummed, exhaling in your scent as Jade leaned in to kiss your unharmed cheek. You knew they were swearing and angry at themselves to let you be alone out there, Jade and Azul stared at each other as if exchanging guilt and you didn't want them to feel like this. You held each of them their hand and squeezed both hard enough to get their attention.
"We should go out and do something," you suggested tiredly but your eyes lighted up with excitement with the prospect of doing something with your favorite trio. But before any plans could be made, Floyd barged into the office, his once-white shirt now stained crimson. As he always did, a wide grin stretched across his face, sending shivers down your spine.
As Floyd entered, we could see he was carrying a battered bag in one hand and clutching his side with the other. "He won't bother you anymore, Shrimp. I've made sure of it, ehehe."
Before anyone could respond, Floyd started recounting what he did in great detail, how he punched and squeezed and how the guy screamed. He throw himself in your lap mid-tale, wrapping his arms around your tummy. "Oi, shrimp pet my head." He asked.
And you did, combing through his strands delicately while he continued rambling. "And then I've dragged him outta here and told him not to come back."
"Thank you," you said to him. Then turned to Jade and Azul "and you two too!"
You didn't need to be comforted but their gesture was so sweet. If you have those three with you, you guess that you're going to be fine. Though you do wonder, would they laugh if they found out you did this on purpose? You can only imagine their answer as you wasn't planning to tell them.
#twisted wonderland#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere octavinelle#azul x mc#yandere azul x reader#yandere azul ashengrotto#yandere azul#azul x yuu#azul x reader#yandere jade leech#yandere jade#yandere jade x mc#yandere jade x reader#jade x mc#jade x yuu#jade x reader#yandere floyd#yandere floyd leech#yandere floyd x reader#yandere floyd x yuu#floyd x yuu#floyd x mc#floyd x reader#lorkai imagine
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...All womans prison with fem Jade or Floyd (or both) where reader is kinda cute and because of that goes gay for the stay and becomes one or both of the tweels girlfriend since it would be very beneficiary for them as the tweel/s is/are very respected but plot twist because the tweel is a yandere and is NOT willing to just be gay for the stay
👁 👁 fem tweels in maximum security prison for very heinous crimes and most, if not all, of the wardens and prisoners fear them. And then there's you. Perhaps you're there for a crime you didn't commit, but no one will believe you. You're trying to find your place in this new environment, avoiding scraps with the other ladies all while proclaiming your innocence whenever you have a chance.
Maybe it's Floyd who notices a few prisoners giving you a rough time. She steps in just when the energy is at its peak and rescues you from what would've been a terrible brawl. Sending the other prisoners off with that slimy smile of hers... if they want to pick fights, surely they'd be more than happy scrapping with her? :) but everyone knows how Floyd fights when she's in the mood to tussle. No one wants to end up in the infirmary with broken bones and dislocated joints.
She clings to you after that, wondering what a shrimp like yourself is doing here in big, scary prison. She presses you for details on your crime and sentencing, so curious it's almost invasive. It's her twin sister who steps in with a polite smile. "Floyd, you'll scare the poor thing away if you aren't careful. Look at how she shivers so." Jade is so unlike Floyd, but you sense she's just as malicious, if not more so, than her twin. Like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Whether you wanted them to or not, the tweels let you into their circle. Or, more realistically, they force themselves into yours. ^^;;; you're never left alone after that, and since they're so clearly at the top of this unique, unspoken hierarchy system you think it might be best to stick with them. Floyd loves flirting with you. She presses her lips to your cheek just to show off in front of the other prisoners, suffocating you in her affections. Jade is far more subtle, but behind closed doors it's obvious she's just as fond of you as her sister is. They're both insatiable, but you reason it's better to be on the receiving end of their love than their hate or any other negative feeling.
Maybe the twins are planning to escape and you think this might be your ticket out. If no one's going to believe your innocence, you'll just find a way out yourself. And who else could be bold and fearless (and insane) enough to try escaping what seems to be an impossible prison? You tell yourself you're only staying with them for protection and a range of other logical things. Denial has never been more stronger. How many times will you use those excuses after waking up in either twin's arms after a long night, body littered in marks and bites? Eventually those excuses won't be worth their salt. <3
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