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Platonic! Yandere PVZ Plants x GN! Gardener/Neighbor! Reader

Platonic! Yandere Sunflower

- Yandere Sunflower enjoys spending quality time with you! Whether you are working in the garden, doing some other work, or simply chilling under the sun, Yandere Sunflower will make sure to be by your side at all times!

- Yandere Sunflower's favorite activity is singing! They will sing whatever songs you favor and will be delighted if you sing alongside them! Even if you are not the best at it, Yandere Sunflower will be there to cheer you on and practice! They are even willing to let the other plants hear your melodic voice, but only if you promise you'll spend extra special time with them later, ok?

- Yandere Sunflower also loves seeing you dance around the lawn. They are definitely going to make you the star of their reality show when it finally airs. It's going to be a huge hit, they promise!

- Yandere Sunflower who really appreciates you sitting to bask the sun with them and simply... talk. It can be pretty chaotic with the constant zombie hordes and Crazy Dave's antics, but Yandere Sunflower finds solace in the fact that they were one of your very first plants. I mean, Peashooter was there too, but... without them, you'll be completely defenseless against the undead! You need them after all! It's comforting, knowing that very few plants will provide you with the sun necessary to fight and protect your house... it makes them feel needed and loved.

- Yandere Sunflower who gets along well with everyone else in the garden, especially their close friend group: Peashooter, Wall-nut, and Potato Mine. Yandere Sunflower knows them the best and trusts them completely to keep you safe. And you know the saying, best plants stick together :)

Platonic! Yandere Peashooter

- Yandere Peashooter, like many other plants in your garden, has a strong will to protect you, their dear gardener. They make sure to practice their pea throwing abilities every day and encourage the rest of the plants to do the same!

- Yandere Peashooter who acts like a proper, hardworking leader to the many plants in your house, but who in private acts like a diva and is completely spoiled in your affections and time. They are willing to share, but only to those close to them, and even then, Yandere Peashooter might act a bit hurt and annoyed when you come by to cut their leaves or water their roots.

- Yandere Peashooter who gains so much pride from being your very first attacker plant, knowing they hold that special place in your heart and memory bank, helps them go through the tough times, so they take that pride and convert it into energy to defend you from those putrid zombies!

- Yandere Peashooter who loves it when you spoil them with affection, but more often than not, also simply enjoys watching you do your chores around the house. You are always so diligent and focused when taking care of them and the rest of the plants, which inspires them to uphold such discipline as well when in front of others!

- Yandere Peashooter will only ever trust their 3 best friends: Sunflower, Wall-nut, and Potato Mine, with their dark secrets and knowledge of their obsession. They might not be the strongest plant, but they are a veteran in this war, and they know exactly where to hit, so it hurts the most.

Platonic! Yandere Wall-nut

- Yandere Wall-nut is a total sweetheart who is a great listener to you, their beloved gardener, and who happily accepts their role as a defensive plant to protect the rest of the garden! They are very selfless and are more than willing to sacrifice their entire body (literally) for the greater good (that being your protection, of course).

- Yandere Wall-nut enjoys spending time with you, like any other plant. But they would rather let you use them for any purpose you might have! As a feet recliner, as a cup holder, as a resting stool... you can use them for anything! But you are so kind to them gardener, you always sit by them and talk about your day. You are just the sweetest.

- Yandere Wall-nut doesn't mind feeling the teeth of the undead violently chewing and ripping off their shell, thankfully they can't feel that much, so it's just like a massage! But they hate seeing you sad and frustrated whenever you place them to protect the other plants. It makes them sad. Wouldn't you rather let loose of that frustration on them?

- Yandere Wall-nut is so desperate to please you that they are more than willing to become your stress toy. No, really. You can kick them, throw stuff at them, and even try to set them on fire! Yandere Wall-nut wouldn't mind too much... if it means feeling such light pain will result in your happy smile, then they can easily make that small sacrifice. Plus... you are paying attention to them... you are touching them with such fervor... it's totally worth it ♡

Platonic! Yandere Potato Mine

- Yandere Potato Mine enjoys the silence and calmness when they aren't fighting hordes of zombies. They enjoy simply taking in the sun and watching you work around the garden, usually without you noticing. They can be very sneaky if they wish to, but feeling your lovely kisses and pats whenever they do a good job battling the undead makes them feel butterflies, which will usually flare up their antenna.

- Yandere Potato Mine enjoys your attention and your love, but they prefer watching from afar. Or rather, from below. They usually don't hang out with the other plants that much. Aside from some insta-kills specimens and their close friend group, Yandere Potato Mine can usually be found sleeping and enjoying the sun whenever they are not stalking their favorite person in the whole world.

- Yandere Potato Mine who works best as an intelligence gatherer whenever Peashooter, Sunflower, or Wall-nut aren't able to find you. They can put their faith that Yandere Potato Mine will always know where you are and report back. They are great at blending with the environment. After all, they've had plenty of practice.

[pianocat939]

Okay how about yandere garden warfare plants (or just plants that are able to move around and shit) with a potted plant m/c that can’t?

MC is going to be a heal flower, because I feel like the plants will be more around them if they are a healing plant.

Now I don't what plants to pick, so we'll go with a peashooter, chomper, and Kernel Corn (Rose is mommy-)

Tw: zombie killing obv, light possessiveness, aggressive behaviour

Peashooter:

It likes to be on top of rooftops and other high-altitude places so that it can protect you from afar. It won't really directly interact with you unless it needs some healing. It'll shoot any zombies trying to near you so that you just stay happy and heal the comrades.

Totally tries to act all tough when it's being healed, but genuinely feels happy/lovey-dovey when you heal it. Maybe a little nuzzle before it goes off to fight some more zombies.

It is kind of possessive despite being a basic plant. It will steal all the healing so that its comrades can't steal your precious light.

Chomper:

Chomper will stay the most around you since it's a melee-kind plant. It likes to target zombies from hiding so that it gives them time to chew while also protecting you!

It's a lot like a clingy dog. When it's not busy fighting or chewing, it likes to nibble on your petals. Not to hurt you, just to show some affection. Licks are another thing it likes to show affection with.

Chomper gets nasty if zombies are a threat. It will become aggressive and won't stop until the threats are all gone. Then it'll just snuggle up to your light so it can rejuvenate and have some snuggles.

Kernel Corn:

Kernel Corn is similar to Peashooter, and is less close to you. But unlike Peashooter, he tends to come back to you more often since he's on the front lines. He tends to check on your health whenever he comes back, and ABSORBS your healing.

Kernel Corn likes to be the hero for you. Literally will tell you all his vanquished zombies and how he worked so hard to keep you safe. Might ask for a little kiss on the cheek because he's kind of cocky to me. (Watch MC flat-out reject him haha)

Kernel Corn doesn't get overly aggressive like Peashooter and Chomper, instead, he takes the chance to show his dominance over the battlefield. He'll then ask for some praise definitely.

(I love Chomper so much. It's like a goofy little dog.)

- Celina

[pianocat939]

Hello, Is it alright to ask for a Blurb? Specifically..... Yandere PvZ?

WHOEVER. THE FUCK. SENT THIS. NEEDS TO TELL ME IF THEY'RE GEN OR NOT BCS IM GENUINELY CURIOUS IF PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY LIKING THE CONTENT-

I'm gonna pick another plant, because generally speaking they're the easiest to write for.

Now we've touched a little bit on the peashooter family, but now we must go to the very cute mushroom family-

I know I didn't really like- add on individually for the peashooter family, but for shrooms I will- (oh and- only the first game just cuz I think most people know the first game more...?)

Tw: brief hypnotizing, not necessarily breaking-in more like a pet who decided to wander into the house

Sun shroom- the mom of the family. Always smiling at you, and if you're scared in the night, or scared of the dark, it'll always be by your side, glowing brightly to comfort you. It tries to grow as fast it can, to produce more and more sun for you.

Puff shroom- the baby of the family. As a small, tiny little plant on the battlefield, and can only last for a certain amount of time, it relies a lot on you. It tries its very best to attack at the incoming zombies. And after every battle, (let's say they kinda just get exhausted instead of disappearing) it goes to you to take care of them. They're just a poor little shroom shroom!

Fume shroom- the eldest sibling of the family. With its wider melee range, and ability to go through screens, this shroom can be useful! And that's what it makes its entire personality about. They will attack like crazy, trying to kill off all the zombies as quickly as they possibly can. And after a successful battle, it won't actively try to receive praise/affection, but if you give it a head pat, it'll secretly be super happy.

Hypno-shroom- That one cousin no one really wants to talk to. They're a little goofy. But they get lonely sometimes. So please, give it some of your attention. It'll be really happy. May or may not try to hypnotize you into giving them more affection.

Scaredy-shroom- 2nd eldest sibling of the family. Doesn't like showing their face much. But in the occasions it does, it's quite friendly. Quite the chatterbox. Likes to hide under your bed.

(Silly little draft I decided to finish! I still find it so funny to write about Yan PvZ)

- Celina

[pianocat939]

Alright guys it's time I made this considering I have more than 2 posts about it-

PVZ Masterlist

PVZ 1 + 2

Crazy Dave

Plant MC (Platonic Yan)

Dr. Zomboss

Romantic Yan with Human MC (no comment honestly)

Shrooms

Platonic Yan Shroom Family

Yandere Scaredy Shroom with Sun-Shroom MC

Watermelons

Platonic Yan

Potato Mine

Winter Melon MC (Romantic Yan)

Garden Warfare:

Peashooter

Potted Plant MC (Romantic Yan)

Chomper

Potted Plant MC (Romantic Yan)

Kernel Cob

Potted Plant MC (Romantic Yan)

[pianocat939]

Mate, You gotten me Interested On the Yandere PvZ. Mind telling me/us some more?

HELP- I FEARED THIS WOULD EVENTUALLY HAPPEN-

Ok gonna give thoughts about the two watermelon catapults cuz they were my faves in both games (PVZ, PVZ2)

Melon-pult: Really sweet and always nice. Making sure to kill as many zombies as it can with its heavy-damage and group range attacks. Kinda delusional, in a way that if it does its job well enough, you’ll give it a few head pats and treats…and giving it more affection the better it does its job.

Winter Melon: A lot like its…sibling(?)

…I put peashooters as a family so yeah-

Except Winter Melon is a lot more reserved than Melon-pult. Always wanting to cling to you before it’s time to go onto the battlefield. Why does it have such a sun cost? Because it wants to stay with you as long as it can! It’s a lot more shy compared to its sibling, and doesn’t prefer to go onto the field unless it has to…for its heavier damage and slowing attacks. It EATS your affection. Happily wagging(?) its catapult when you give it a headpat.

Winter-melon is still my fave fr-

(…Should I actually make a yan PVZ tag at this point…?)

[pianocat939]

Yandere peashooter gonna shoot you in the ass when you try to go out to scavenge for like more seeds n such/j

Haha…

All the peashooters are gonna do everything to keep you within the peashooter family!

They already have big numbers, you don’t need anymore friends…or family for that matter.

Leave your so called “original” family!

They’re gonna be much more supportive and loving to you, you’ll never have to be sad or mad ever again!