#yandere jurrasic park

[yanderemommabean]

What if you're too easily distracted for the job. Sure, you're a really good theoretical scientist, but when actually confronted with living baby dinosaur hybrids you can't help but spend more and more time playing with them than studying them. So when you're fired, it's your fault, no matter how hard you take it. But if your boss thought your heartfelt tears, your painfully clumsy explanations about the role of caretakers in healthy child development, and the way you had to be dragged out of the building begging to at least say goodbye to them was hard to watch, he should have thought about how difficult it would be to explain to a bunch of affection starved baby dinosaurs that their mommy/daddy is gone and never coming back. I doubt it would end well.

“They aren’t eating” he said while jutting down in his notes, groaning into his hands as he watches the younglings slump over with depressed, and dead eyed expressions.

His boss stands over his shoulder with a less than friendly expression to put it lightly. “These hybrids not only cost us millions of dollars, years of time and commitment, but they’re also crucial for the understanding and development of DNA and how to better evolve the human race. “ he states bitterly, arms behind his back as he stared daggers at the man who so easily tossed you out.

“I know” he says weakly, eyes screwed shut as he runs his hands through his hair. “Believe me I know”.

“Then why in the ever loving FUCK would you get rid of not only a caring parental figure for them, but also an experiment possibility to understand how they grow and bond?! How reckless and stupid can you possibly be?!”.

His boss is right. Annoyingly so. Yes ok he fucked up majorly by playing by the books and having a stick up his ass, but he knows damn well if he didn’t the world would find another way to bite him in the ass.

“They’re getting sick-“

“You don’t fucking say!”

“Listen-“

“No. Bring back that caretaker. Tell the hatchlings that their parent is coming back. I don’t give a damn about your ethics, this is for the world not for you to keep a stick in your ass!”.

Yeesh, fine! Honestly he wouldn’t mind having you back in the lab anyway. He missed your smile, the way you’d baby talk the newborns, how you two would playfully argue over which formulas to follow for better characteristics, how you and him would take one another out to eat- he missed a lot of those things.

He doesn’t waste anymore time, seeing the eyes twitching of his superior, and manages to get ahold of you and send you a few messages.

“If your going by the books ever puts my work in danger again,” he snarls out “you won’t just be fired. We’ll use you as an example to see if they crave human for lunch.”

-Mommabean

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

AirLock Anon;

Raptor [Jurrasic Park Style] Guard HC’s 

Probably buff as hell. And fast 

Has 0 control of that whip of a tail.

“Ma’am please keep your kid from the walls of the Raptor exhibit.”

“Don’t tell me what to do!” 

“Ma’am we won’t put down our raptors if you drop your fucking kid. Why? Because he’s gonna have some broken legs if he drops from this height.” 

“Is that a threat?! Where are the guards!” 

“I. Am. The. Guard.” 

Almost bitch slapped several people but couldn’t. 

Illinois Rating: [your welcome salt] anyone else want to be body slammed? Just me? Alr-

T-Rex Hybrid 

giant. 

Probably a Milf/Dilf 

Perfect. 

DEFINITION OF MOODY HOTTIE

Has Beef with all the workers, and guests, and everyone. For no reason 

If any hybrid. Probably is hiding an egg, or keeping Eggs safe from the keepers 

Attachment issues. No you may not leave. Ever.

Lol your never leaving that containment if you befriend them- 

Illinois; I’m perfectly fine staying with them forever 

Indominus Rex Hybrid:

LMAO LAB RAT 😂😂🤣

Honestly has PTSD of needles and will act aggressively to whoever is holding one.

More attachment issues

I’m handing out issues like it’s a Candy cart at school LMAO

Best Hunter and has/Will track down anyone. Could be their lover who’s working, could be some asshole who insulted their lover. 

Ahhh yes Yandere Material 

“I’m not cute-“ 

“That’s right!! YOUR ADORABLE!” 

*confused Dino noises* 

Illinois Rating: Mommy/Daddy Sorry Mommy/Daddy Sorry.

Dilophosaurus Hybrid

rare few allowed to walk around 

[I know this is fake] but please tell a dinosaur who was scienced with acid spit. No. 

You can’t 

Please trace the patterns in the fins 

Please 😇

Easily calms down when their mate just walks up and gently gives them a lil kissy. 

CANNOT CONTROL THAT LONG ASS WHIP TAIL

LIKE- STOPPPPPL YOUR BREAKING EVERYTHINGGGGGH 

Illinois Rating: YESSSSSSSS *tucks imaginary hair behind ear.* I mean/

Carnotaurus Hybrid:

kiddo’s favorite 

Kids and some adults *COUGH WILFORD ILLINOIS COUGHH* hang off the horns 

The more gentle/nicer carnivores 

Runs a daycare at the Park

Don’t make them hungry pls- 

It’s scary :( 

Had and will Body slam someone if they get too close to a Egg or child or both 

Don’t touch da babies

Illinois rating: Milf/Dilf Energy. I would die for that. <3333

So basically, Illy simps for ALL XD

[artsyfangirl]

Raptor [Jurrasic Park Style] Guard HC’s 

Probably buff as hell. And fast 

Has 0 control of that whip of a tail.

“Ma’am please keep your kid from the walls of the Raptor exhibit.”

“Don’t tell me what to do!” 

“Ma’am we won’t put down our raptors if you drop your fucking kid. Why? Because he’s gonna have some broken legs if he drops from this height.” 

“Is that a threat?! Where are the guards!” 

“I. Am. The. Guard.” 

Almost bitch slapped several people but couldn’t. 

T-Rex Hybrid 

giant. 

Probably a Milf/Dilf 

Perfect. 

DEFINITION OF MOODY HOTTIE

Has Beef with all the workers, and guests, and everyone. For no reason 

If any hybrid. Probably is hiding an egg, or keeping Eggs safe from the keepers 

Attachment issues. No you may not leave. Ever.

Lol your never leaving that containment if you befriend them- 

Indominus Rex Hybrid:

LMAO LAB RAT 😂😂🤣

Honestly has PTSD of needles and will act aggressively to whoever is holding one.

More attachment issues

I’m handing out issues like it’s a Candy cart at school LMAO

Best Hunter and has/Will track down anyone. Could be their lover who’s working, could be some asshole who insulted their lover. 

Ahhh yes Yandere Material 

“I’m not cute-“ 

“That’s right!! YOUR ADORABLE!” 

*confused Dino noises* 

Dilophosaurus Hybrid

rare few allowed to walk around 

[I know this is fake] but please tell a dinosaur who was scienced with acid spit. No. 

You can’t 

Please trace the patterns in the fins 

Please 😇

Easily calms down when their mate just walks up and gently gives them a lil kissy. 

CANNOT CONTROL THAT LONG ASS WHIP TAIL

LIKE- STOPPPPPL YOUR BREAKING EVERYTHINGGGGGH 

Carnotaurus Hybrid:

kiddo’s favorite 

Kids and some adults *COUGH WILFORD ILLINOIS COUGHH* hang off the horns 

The more gentle/nicer carnivores 

Runs a daycare at the Park

Don’t make them hungry pls- 

It’s scary :( 

Had and will Body slam someone if they get too close to a Egg or child or both 

Don’t touch da babies

HAHAHA, Illinois and Wil WOULD do that!! And this is awesome, Writer!! Good job, friend!

[yanderemommabean]

Now I can't get the thought of walking into the enclosure for the babies and hearing "MY CARETAKER IS BETTER THAN YOURS!" "NO MINES BETTER THAN YOURS!" and then my little baby dino running up to me hugging my leg and saying "this is my caretaker is better than all of y'all's!"

The babies will cling to your leg and ask you to prove that you’re the better one, having puppy eyes as they ask. You’ll be confused on what they mean, pick them up and question what on earth they’re talking about, only to be given a sweet little kiss on the forehead as they say they love you.

It’s hard not to want to adopt the cuties, but you have to show restraint, but a friendly competition between fellow care takers during their recess and playtime wouldn’t hurt!

At the end of the day no matter which caretaker “won” every hybrid still thinks their caretaker is the best and that no one can beat them. You’re just so awesome!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Are the baby hybrid dinosaurs cold blooded? If so I’m going to learn how to knit for them , making cute sweaters, socks and blankies 🧦🧶

It’s a 50/50 chance! You’ll see some sunbathing and napping and others will be just fine. If you wanna make them a sweater you better make sure it has your scent, as if another care taker who isn’t assigned to them tries, they’ll shred it up.

They’ll hold onto your gifts for as long as they can. But sometimes in fights, be they vicious or playful, accidents happen and you’ll have to console them and promise a new one.

Careful giving gifts to the hatchlings around Type B, their DNA sees a person caring for children as a perfect mate and they may try to hunt you down in an attempt to show you how good they can hunt and provide for you.

-Mommabean 

[yanderemommabean]

...So basically....that Dino hybrids probably know a lot more about things then a human does...so they could escape...Pretty damn easy If they wanted too?

Oh yeah. For sure. Some have actually! As to why protocol Z is a thing! For those who escape and try to either harm or kidnap!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Mama, excuse me, but WHAT IS A YANDERE JURASSIC PARK?

Ok basically about a year ago, someone gave me the idea of a park for yanderes

Meant to study their psyche and what not and how we could utilize them for future purposes, so some people were “assigned” a yandere to help gather data (note: the yanderes are humans and cyborgs alike, not dinosaurs)

And we kinda forgot about it until I did some scrolling and decided to reblog

[yanderemommabean]

I'm cackling at the idea of a T-rex yandere, oh my god. Or raptor yanderes. Those ladies would not put up with dumbass human darling foolishness.

The T-Rex would probably eat me by the end of the day, having enough of my foolishness and nearly getting myself killed

[yanderemommabean]

In yandere world, how would they react to the tamer?. (Like owen and his raptors) -Bread bean :)

Probably like a cult in a sense, following every command in hopes they get affection, but some days are more dangerous than others, as if they aren’t assigned a lover soon, they’ll try and make the trainer their object of affection and that can lead to attempted kidnappings and attacks on others in their habitats.

[yanderemommabean]

OH MY GOD YOU FOUND IT

-Mommabean

The Jurassic Park au is such a good idea! Imagine the kitchen scene, but like 100 times worse. “If you come out now, I won’t hurt your friend AS bad as was going to...”

“Please-“ you whisper as you crawl into a thankfully unlocked cupboard, shaking violently as you try and even your breath. “Please god don’t let them find me…please please please”. You press your knees up to your chest, hearing one of the lunatics dragging a blade over the countertop as they stroll along.

“Don’t be so shy now! What happened to the Y/N who would donate and give me the things I needed to get by? I only want to know you more! I can share so many stories with you. How this all started…why i chose you…how we’re clearly meant to be”. Their steps become louder, but also slower, more deliberate.

You cover your mouth as they stop right in front of your hiding place, humming as they drag the sharp blade over the top of the counter in heart shapes, as if trying to carve into the material. “I won’t hurt your friend too bad if you come out now. I’ll be so gentle and sweet when their death finally comes, for your sake. But if you continue to make me wait I’ll have to make a violent statement”.

You swallow, unable to tell if they’re bluffing. Oh why in God’s name did you decide to become apart of this project?! You’re going to either die or wish you were dead by the end of this, if there’s even an end in sight! With another nervous swallow, you watch the shadow from the thin beam of light that pierced the darkness of your hide out.

“Please move please move please move” you chant in your head, deciding to make a mad dash for the doors once the psycho finally moved from their standing place. The incessant drag of the knife above you only made your prayers more intense, and caused whimpers to be stuck in your throat as you try not to say them aloud.

“You’re in there aren’t you?” The voice says softly, playfully, the drawing of the knife stopping abruptly as they state this. Your blood turned to ice once the words were uttered, tears beginning to build in the corner of your eyes. “You really think I wouldn’t know where you would hide? I know all of your traits and mannerisms. I think I can predict where my love would hide if they were scared. Come on out now. I don’t want to make this rough on you”.

[yanderemommabean]

when you said jurassic park yanderes my monster fucker ass thought "oh? ive never seen anyone lust over dinosaurs except me before" i love the raptors and i thought they were yandere for us

I mean they CAN be, I just need to have energy to write is all

[yanderemommabean]

Reblogged for the new peeps

Ok, with this "Yandere World" so the scientist who created the "ultimate" yandere has a relative (doesn't matter what kind of, they are just younger then the scientist and around the age the yandere is) and show them their creation, however after seeing the relative the yandere changes behaviour. The relative is sent to another part of the park, but soon after that the yandere escapes, they are fast, intelligent (maybe they even have superpowers?) and they will find their new s/o.

“Y/N! Pick up the phone!” Your uncle yells, frantically dialing you again to try and get to you. Your voicemail pops up, almost instantly, meaning that either your phone is off, or the yandere messed with the signal on his escape route. Your uncle throws his phone in frustration, trying to see if any others have escaped while he had his back turned.

Thankfully no, but who knows how long that would last? You need to get out of here immediately! And while your uncle frantically looks for ways to contact security and the staff, your yandere is on the hunt. Blending in with the crowd, following your tracker, making sure not to be seen so easily for security. It’s a challenge trying to get to you, but speicimen 487 is content in knowing it’ll all be worth it in the end.

You rub your arm in thought as you stare at the park map, cocking your head when you saw the odd attractions and strange gift shops shown. “These yanderes are people too…they shouldn’t be locked up” You murmur to yourself, before rolling your eyes “well ok, locked up but not like a zoo animal for profit”. You turn, looking for a place to eat and clear your mind from the fact your surrounded by love sick people.

Speicmen 487 grins, seeing you in such a vulnerable state. He knows he has more strength and agility than the others in the park, but he has another few aces up his sleeve as well. He’ll have you in his arms in no time, away from the island and these walking trashcans you call people and family. “Exscuse me-“ he says warmly, catching your attention, laying his hand on your shoulder “- you seem a bit lost”.

You smile, greeting the specimen warmly and patting the seat next to you. You didn’t think your uncles creation would be a danger to you, your uncle kind of show boated that the entire trip here. You don’t see the harm in a small lunch and get together! “My uncle let you out? Won’t you try and find your senpai?” You joke, taking a few bites of the French fries you ordered.

487 shakes his head, adoring how your eyes crinkle when you smile and how your lips tug into a smirk when you joke and say something rather naughty. “I don’t have one assigned yet” he lied, scooting closer and resting his hand on your knee “But I have some news about your uncle I wish to discuss, away from the public. Come with me?”.

You tense, removing his hand slowly, trying to speak with a flustered voice. “I…I’m sorry, I trust you in public I do, but…but though my uncle made you, and told me I was safe, I can’t say I agree to a private talk”. You straighten your posture a bit, trying to seem more stern, but 487 saw through your shy little rouse.

“You’re just scared you’ll get into trouble for not following his rules” he chuckled “Y/N, I haven’t been assigned a lover. You’re safe! I just have some information on your uncle I thought was important, such as where your inheritance and all went. I mean how can you let him do that?”. He purposely left it vague, knowing you couldn’t handle not knowing. And he was only half lying, he was concerned about some information on your uncle, but only because he needed to know how close you two really were.

You nod, cheeks flushed from a sudden feeling of anger, “I didn’t know he was doing anything but yeah, yeah we can talk. Where too? I don’t exactly know the park as well as the others” you admit, beginning to stand. 487 smiles, taking your hand and leading you away, chattering about nonsense while the guards continue to look for you in the background.

It’s true he wasn’t assigned a lover. He chose one himself. He’s more sentient and more intelligent than all of the park, and he has his own lover to show for it.

((Was this ok? Hdjdksjs ))

[yanderemommabean]

momma i have a evil idea what if there was a park called yandere park it's just like Jurassic park instead of dinosaurs its filled with prehistoric yandere's from ancient times

“Please don’t show affection towards the ones in sight B-1, they tend to get aggressive around the others and that might harm you!”

“If your yandere doesn’t appear, Don’t worry! They stayed up all night stalking your blog, they need their daily naps to stay comfortable! If you want to leave a heart note that’ll be three dollars extra! Or if you want to send some personal items, you can ask the information desk when the tour has stopped!”.

“The...cages what now? Broke? That’s not funny! Wait-you’re not joking?....”

[yanderemommabean]

I can see it now...yandere world, having a break down and a huge chunk of them going after reader (maybe even with BNHA or Jasper who knows)

Like all my Fics come to life as an amusement park and one day they all kinda just

Break loose and search for their S/O

Don't forget, after first Jurassic park happen. There are the sequels and you know what it means. More Yandere Park!

Meaning some asshole is gonna make a Jurassic yandere park called “yandere world” and try and cross breed the most dangerous and alluring yanderes for the government to use

[yanderemommabean]

Ok, with this "Yandere World" so the scientist who created the "ultimate" yandere has a relative (doesn't matter what kind of, they are just younger then the scientist and around the age the yandere is) and show them their creation, however after seeing the relative the yandere changes behaviour. The relative is sent to another part of the park, but soon after that the yandere escapes, they are fast, intelligent (maybe they even have superpowers?) and they will find their new s/o.

“Y/N! Pick up the phone!” Your uncle yells, frantically dialing you again to try and get to you. Your voicemail pops up, almost instantly, meaning that either your phone is off, or the yandere messed with the signal on his escape route. Your uncle throws his phone in frustration, trying to see if any others have escaped while he had his back turned.

Thankfully no, but who knows how long that would last? You need to get out of here immediately! And while your uncle frantically looks for ways to contact security and the staff, your yandere is on the hunt. Blending in with the crowd, following your tracker, making sure not to be seen so easily for security. It’s a challenge trying to get to you, but speicimen 487 is content in knowing it’ll all be worth it in the end.

You rub your arm in thought as you stare at the park map, cocking your head when you saw the odd attractions and strange gift shops shown. “These yanderes are people too...they shouldn’t be locked up” You murmur to yourself, before rolling your eyes “well ok, locked up but not like a zoo animal for profit”. You turn, looking for a place to eat and clear your mind from the fact your surrounded by love sick people.

Speicmen 487 grins, seeing you in such a vulnerable state. He knows he has more strength and agility than the others in the park, but he has another few aces up his sleeve as well. He’ll have you in his arms in no time, away from the island and these walking trashcans you call people and family. “Exscuse me-“ he says warmly, catching your attention, laying his hand on your shoulder “- you seem a bit lost”.

You smile, greeting the specimen warmly and patting the seat next to you. You didn’t think your uncles creation would be a danger to you, your uncle kind of show boated that the entire trip here. You don’t see the harm in a small lunch and get together! “My uncle let you out? Won’t you try and find your senpai?” You joke, taking a few bites of the French fries you ordered.

487 shakes his head, adoring how your eyes crinkle when you smile and how your lips tug into a smirk when you joke and say something rather naughty. “I don’t have one assigned yet” he lied, scooting closer and resting his hand on your knee “But I have some news about your uncle I wish to discuss, away from the public. Come with me?”.

You tense, removing his hand slowly, trying to speak with a flustered voice. “I...I’m sorry, I trust you in public I do, but...but though my uncle made you, and told me I was safe, I can’t say I agree to a private talk”. You straighten your posture a bit, trying to seem more stern, but 487 saw through your shy little rouse.

“You’re just scared you’ll get into trouble for not following his rules” he chuckled “Y/N, I haven’t been assigned a lover. You’re safe! I just have some information on your uncle I thought was important, such as where your inheritance and all went. I mean how can you let him do that?”. He purposely left it vague, knowing you couldn’t handle not knowing. And he was only half lying, he was concerned about some information on your uncle, but only because he needed to know how close you two really were.

You nod, cheeks flushed from a sudden feeling of anger, “I didn’t know he was doing anything but yeah, yeah we can talk. Where too? I don’t exactly know the park as well as the others” you admit, beginning to stand. 487 smiles, taking your hand and leading you away, chattering about nonsense while the guards continue to look for you in the background.

It’s true he wasn’t assigned a lover. He chose one himself. He’s more sentient and more intelligent than all of the park, and he has his own lover to show for it.

((Was this ok? Hdjdksjs ))

[yanderemommabean]

Don't forget, after first Jurassic park happen. There are the sequels and you know what it means. More Yandere Park!

Meaning some asshole is gonna make a Jurassic yandere park called “yandere world” and try and cross breed the most dangerous and alluring yanderes for the government to use