#yandere feanor

[cilil]

How would a Yandere Fëanor/Manwë relationship work anyways?

𝓐𝓝 ~ A really interesting one to think and write about and I may have gone slightly overboard. Hope you enjoy!

𝓕𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 ~ Fëanor being too ambitious and Manwë being too innocent for their own good, sex for "science"; also we're ignoring LaCE for these

𝓣𝓦𝓼 ~ Yandere, obsessive & possessive behavior, possibly infidelity (depending on where exactly you put this on the timeline and how you interpret Ainur marriages), references to avian traits in avian Ainur, breeding kink and potential future mpreg(g)

.ᐟ I put the smut and kink related stuff under an additional divider (watch out for the sparkles) so those of you who aren't comfortable with it can avoid it. You can scroll to the end from there, those are the last two bullet points ♡

✦ Fëanor has always been ambitious in all things and never settles for second best.

✦ Blessed with a sharp mind, a thirst for knowledge and a need to explore and understand the world around him, Fëanor soon found himself curious about the Ainur - beings who are like Elves in many things, yet so different in others.

✦ His main areas of interest in regards to Ainur were not only spiritual matters, but also the mysterious and alien Valarin language, the history of Arda before the Elves' awakening, Songs of Power and the making of the world through the Ainur's angelic abilities.

✦ While there was certainly a whole lot to learn from Aulë who has always been rather fond of Fëanor and the Maiar he came across in day-to-day life, Fëanor decided that none other than the Elder King himself would be an acceptable teacher, especially in matters of song and language, as he's known to be a poet and mighty singer.

✦ Whereas some found Fëanor's request to be quite audacious or even rude, Manwë was swiftly charmed by him and willing to teach. He had always perceived and loved that spark of greatness within Fëanor, being reminded of his brother whom he still misses dearly, and showered him with attention and affection rather quickly.

✦ Under his tutelage, Fëanor proceeded to practice his linguistic skills, worked hard to understand and learn Valarin and asked many questions about Arda, even convincing Manwë to show him some of his own memories so he could get a better understanding than a second hand account could provide.

✦ Shrewd and perceptive as he is, Fëanor didn't fail to realize that the Elder King was rather taken with him, most likely even seeing through him enough to understand why and recognizing that Manwë felt a strong need to have someone like him in his life to soothe an old wound.

✦ He had also long since felt another ambition sparking within him: Being the holiest among the Holy Ones and Ilúvatar's favorite, Manwë was, in his eyes, a most exquisitely designed being, the one the Creator himself considered to be the most beloved offspring of his thought. And seeing Manwë giving him whatever he asked for so readily and willingly, with such innocent trust and love despite his divine wisdom, Fëanor wondered if, just like the light he had trapped in his Silmarils, he might have the Elder King as well.

✦ Some might have called it hubris or folly, but when he began to take control of their relationship and brazenly ask for more intimate favors, Manwë yielded with little to no resistance. In fact, Fëanor got the impression that he was used to submitting to others, most likely his wife and brother, but found that he wanted this all to himself instead and felt jealous whenever Manwë - neither understanding nor perceiving the dark, possessive tendencies he was developing - talked about other people close to him.

✦ It was at this point that even Fëanor questioned himself. Could he really lay claim to the King of the Valar? Yet he swiftly remembered that there were ways to bind and possess even a Vala, just like Manwë's mightier brother had been subdued and captured, and surely someone as good, pure and agreeable as the Lord of Winds could be his.

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✦ Fëanor eased Manwë into more intimate scenarios by pretending to be merely interested in studying his anatomy - which was not untrue, but not the whole truth either - and quickly found out how he liked to be touched. Love is freely given and shared among the Ainur, as he had previously learned from those in Irmo's service, so he wasn't worried about incurring the wrath of other Valar; his mind was more focused on taking what he wanted and perhaps even being able to have Manwë to himself in the future.

✦ Aside from bedding the Elder King, Fëanor once again felt the desire to sire offspring returning to him, something he knew an Ainu would be capable of regardless of gender; and he had long since learned that Manwë's avian nature made him prone to going into heat during mating season. He intended to take full advantage of this, not only to satisfy his desires and fulfill his breeding fantasies, but also to bind the Lord of Winds to himself.

I'll leave it at that for now; if you'd like me to write more about specific aspects of this scenario or how canon events would play out, such the Flight of the Noldor or Fëanor raising a half-Ainu or whatever else, feel free to send another ask (that applies to all of you lovely people of course, not just anon).

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[doodle-pops]

Thinking about Yandere!Feanor and the Modern Reader in Middle-earth I can't help but notice how much these au match! Just think: Feanor canonically has a very inquisitive mind and some form of ADHD, since he tends to hyper fixate on his creations and certain events. And then along comes a (presumably) immortal Edain who knows more about advanced technology than anyone in Arda, probably speaks several languages, and is unusual looking? Man sold, instant hyperfication

He's bought, sold, paid and delivered 🤣. That's a match made in heaven type of pairing.

Reader: I thought you were doing something productive?

Feanor: Yes, I'm focused on you— *stares at reader and follows them around while touching all their gadgets and getting distracted by their works* did you make this? I expect nothing else from my darling—oh! What's this? 😍

[edensrose]

Hiiii, I'm new to your blog, and I absolutely LOVE IT!

I came across some posts you made based off on Feanor, and one of them was 'Yandere'. I understand that you only write about Ainur and not elves, but I just wanted to know what this 'Yandere' meant. Was it some sort of dark AU of Feanor, or just your general headcanons?

Awwww thank you deary!! 💕

So, the word yandere is japanese, it means:

A character who has an obsessive and possessive side in regards to their love interest, ready to use violent and murderous means to maintain an exclusive bond.

Yes! It is some sort of dark au of Fëanor!

[a-funny-little-sunflower]

Human Tradition, 21 years old version

This is a small fic headcanon series that I run. The premises is this, the Yandere elves have rampant breeding kinks and are desperate to take them out on the dear reader, so in desperation to avoid this, our lovely Y/N came out with a bold-faced lie about having to wait until they turn 21 years old for them to fertile enough to bear a child.

This lead to the headcanons that you will see throughout, I hope you enjoy them!

How Feanor and Fingolfin act towards the lead up to the Human Tradition 21-year-old version.

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So this is some draw for some of my friend

Mono!sans by @monofell-au

Néga!sans by their owner

Horror!sans by @sour-apple-studios

PT by @cursetale

Milky by @memoryfell

Error and fresh by @loverofpiggies

Luck, Bad and abyss by @6agentgg9

Dream by @jokublog

Yandere!blue by their owner

Feanor!sans by @feanorsans

[doodle-pops]

I can definitely see Yandere!Feanor singing “Hellfire” from the Hunchback of Notre Dame in front of a raging fireplace 😂 and being obsessed with reader

Anon you are BRILLIANT. This was the furthest comparison on my mind 🤯. This is just perfect, it's the same thing! If this really ain't Feanor every night

[doodle-pops]

“Who do you think that Yandere!Fëanor will be angrier at? Himself or the reader for “tempting” him when he’s already married? He has…issues regarding second marriages after all.”

How is Fëanor going to get with the reader? And how much scandal will such a thing cause? (Nolo’s going to be like “hypocrite!” at Fëanor)

CW: yandere themes, talks of cheating

Honestly, this isn't going to be a scandal because no one is going to know about it. Feanor is prideful and doesn't tolerate what others have to say about him and his family. That being said, everything is done on the low, as his internal conflict. Though, I don't see Feanor cheating because it's not him and I personally don't like the idea of the elves cheating.

So if he has to ever get with reader, he'd call it quits with Nerdanel should the desire to have reader be extreme.

[doodle-pops]

Who do you think that Yandere!Fëanor will be angrier at? Himself or the reader for “tempting” him when he’s already married? He has…issues regarding second marriages after all.

CW: implied cheating, yandere behaviour

That's kinda hard to say because reader isn't deliberately temping him, it's he who's being attracted to reader despite his marriage. Idk why, but I get the idea (being the short-tempered person he is and jumping to conclusions), it's gonna be 50/50. I can see him being pissed at himself for stooping so low and being displeased by reader's (unknowingly) flirtations.

Poor reader, just existing and then gets faced by an angered Feanor raging about them being a temptation when all they did was breathe 🙂

[doodle-pops]

“Feanor is propbably like, “I hate you, but you make my father happy and YOU ARE GOING TO, but I hate you.” 😂”

I can see only imagine Feanor getting worse if the darling keeps rejecting his father 😂

Definitely, he'd be a constant thorn in their ass. You know that song from Police, Every Breathe You Take? Right, that's Feanor every minute behind his father's darling. He's like a yandere wingman, if that's possible 😂

[doodle-pops]

In a fourth age Valinor, Yandere Finwe falls in love with a young elf (and got rejected by said young elf due to not wanting to deal with Finwean drama). I think Feanor’s going to be pretty upset, because how DARE someone reject his father, right?

Remember, this is my interpretation, so you are welcome to imagine it another way.

With that being said, it's hard to say if he would be upset over you rejecting his father because I think he'd be more pleased since he's still attached to his mother's place at his father's side.

I mean, you could assume he would be displeased, not liking that you're hurting his father and force you to accept.

[doodle-pops]

How do you think yandare Eonwë would react if his darling (noldor elf ) followed Feanor/Fingolfin to middle earth? Would she even be able to get away from him in the first place? Let's say she managed to get to middle earth, what would he do then?

It's Eönwë, he has wings and can easily get permission to seek you out. This is in a yandere verse, so Manwë would understand and grant him rights to seek you out. What can you even do against the Herald of Manwë?

Or he might allow you to fly and gain your freedom until he shows up for the War of Wrath and clip your wings. Whatever life you had is no more because he's taking you back whether you want to or not. He gave you freedom (even though you slipped out), so it's time to comply to his wishes and be with him.

[edensrose]

Hi there! Going off from your latest Yandere!Fëanor ask, what do you think he would do after breaking his darling?

Hi there dear! So sorry I haven't responded, my inbox gets cluttered and sometimes I don't see some of these 😭

Anyway! As I've said before I don't think Fëanor would intentionally break his darling but that would inevitably be the result given how rough he can be with you

At first he would be rather irritated not only at himself but his darling as well. Fëanor in general strikes me as someone who expects perfection and to see what you have been reduced to would really not sit well with him

But eventually I think he may actually enjoy it. You seem to be far more compliant and in the end he may actually like you better this way.

If, however, the way in which you were broken causes you to act frantic and even worse — don't expect him to grow accustomed to this. He'd most definitely get worse on you as well

[a-funny-little-sunflower]

The Cottage in the Storm [Part 2]

This series could not have been possible if it weren’t for my lovely petal, @inserttrendymeme. Their ideas are what made it possible!! It was a joint effort!!

Summary

The fic describes an intimate encounter between the reader and Maedhros from a fantasy setting. It explores themes of desire, passion, and a surprise interruption by the Ambarussa. The scene unfolds with explicit details, capturing the intense emotions and actions between the characters. The narrative concludes with a tender moment of cuddling between Maedhros and the reader.

Trigger Warning List

Smut,

Explicit descriptions of sexual acts,

Domination,

Choking,

Explicit language,

Elements of power dynamics.

A surprise interruption that may be unexpected for some readers.

This Fic Includes the Following Kinks

Heat/Rut Dynamics: Involving the reader experiencing heat, a biological mating cycle.

Masturbation: The reader engages in self-pleasure.

Straddling: The reader takes an active role by straddling Maedhros.

Power Dynamics: Maedhros takes a dominant role, demonstrating control.

Breath Play: Maedhros gently squeezes the reader's neck.

Oral Sex: Maedhros uses his fingers and tongue for stimulation.

Interruption: The Ambarussa interrupt an intimate moment.

Size Difference: Maedhros is larger, creating a physical contrast.

Penetration: Detailed descriptions of penetration and its impact.

Hair Pulling: Maedhros tugs on the reader's hair during intimacy.

Pregnancy Fetish: Reference to wanting to get the reader pregnant.

Cuddling/Aftercare: The fic concludes with a tender moment of cuddling.

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You woke up to the feeling of Maedhros’ arms wrapped protectively against your frame, and although your mind was still blurry from sleep, you knew that you desperately needed relief from your heat.

You turned around to look at the tall elf and were met with his sleeping form, and because he was resting on his back, you could see his chest rising and falling at a relaxed rate. You stared at him for a moment, taking in his peaceful appearance before you heat insisted that you get on with taking your pleasure into your own hands.

As quietly as you could, you moved out of Maedhros’ embrace and instead decided to straddle him. You didn’t dare move at first, not wanting to wake him, but eventually, you couldn’t stop yourself from starting to grind down on him.

As soon as you started, whimpers and quiet moans began escaping you, no matter how quiet you tried to be, you were so relieved to have the pleasure that you so desperately needed, that you didn’t even notice when Maedhros opened his eyes.

But you definitely noticed when he lunged upwards and threw you onto your back, pinning your hands above your head as he did so.

His steel-grey eyes seemed to be glowing with lust, and it looked like he was having to restrain himself from immediately slamming into you.

“My starlight was so desperate for pleasure, that she couldn’t wait until I woke up? She just had to rub herself all over me before I even got the chance to open my eyes, is that it?”

His tone was dangerous, and he was baiting you to say something, but you could find no words, you were only able to writhe beneath him, desperate to touch him. But it seemed that you writhing somewhat frustrated Maedhros because he was quick to grab you by the neck and gently squeeze it.

A warning to behave.

With his silent order understood, Maedhros decided to travel lower, and he kept intense eye contact with you as he took your right leg and placed it over his shoulder. His gaze was finally broken when he took eyes of you in favour of giving all his attention to your clit.

He gently pressed two of his fingers against it and began to slowly rub it in circles, as if he were testing your reactions. You tried to hold in some of your whimpering cries but that didn’t last long, you let a loud moan as Maedhros inserted those same two fingers into your wet pussy and quickly began thrusting them in and out at a merciless pace.

You start whining his name and moving your hips around in a desperate attempt to gain more pleasure. Soon, his tongue against your clit is added to your stimulation and you are so close to your peak when Maedhros suddenly stops and starts growling at the entrance to your nest.

Even though your heat has left you weak, you find the strength to turn your head and look at whatever Maedhros was growling at so ferociously, and to your shock, you were met with the rather flustered faces of the Ambarussa.

“Ummm…. We can explain –” Amrod began but he didn’t have much of a chance because Maedhros lunged towards the pair and attempted to grab them. Lucky for them, they just barely managed to escape his grasp.

Maedhros let out an annoyed sigh before returning to you and apologizing. “I’m so sorry for their manner’s starlight, it’s their first-time experience an omega’s heat in such closeness.”

You smiled up at him and gently rubbed his cheek in an attempt to comfort him, “It’s alright darling, I don’t think they could help themselves, they're so young after all.” They earned a soft laugh from him, and he kissed you softly for a moment, but it wasn’t long before it grew more intense.

Maedhros freed himself from his undergarments and lined himself up with your soaking centre. He slowly starts easing himself inside you, very aware of how small you are compared to him.

He tried his best to get as much of himself inside you as he could but to his shock and somewhat twisted amusement, he was only able to fit half of himself inside your tight little cunt. What turned him on the most, however, was how he could the outline of his dick on your stomach as he started to thrust inside of you.

He intertwined your hands and pinned them above your head as he began to slam into you at full force, showing not a once of mercy. His voice was deep, and his moans were toe-curling and it had you screaming and moaning in minutes.

“Ahh! That’s it starlight, you take me so well!” Maedhros moaned as he ploughed into you. You let out a string of moans at his words as a wave of pleasure hit you. “Maedhros, please! I wanna cum!”

Maedhros brought two of his fingers to your lips and you eagerly began sucking on them, swirling your tongue around them and moaning. Maedhros let out a loud moan at the sight and praised your eagerness. “That’s a good girl starlight.”

“Yes, yes, yes!” You cried out, and at a particular rough thrust, you moaned loudly and came around him. Maedhros gave a sadistic grin as you rode out the waves off your orgasm.

Maedhros leaned down a bit and wrapped his hand around your throat “Did you enjoy that my starlight?”

You let out a little whimper in response. “Uh-huh, please, harder Maedhros.” Maedhros squeezed your throat a little bit tighter, and he brought his hand up behind your head and he started to thrust faster and faster, all the while he was grunting into your ear.

Maedhros let out a growl as he felt his orgasm growing and he began to chase it. You gripped his shoulders and pulled him closer to you “Please Maedhros, cum in me, fill me up.” You pleaded in his ear.

“Wanna get you pregnant” he grunted, his hand gripping your locks and as he came inside of your swollen cunt, he tugged roughly on your hair. “Oh, so good starlight. You did so well” Maedhros laid still above you for a moment as he caught his breath, before deciding to instead lay beside you and cuddle into you as you both drifted off into sleep.

[a-funny-little-sunflower]

Yandere Elves stuck in Mandos Au Part 1

In this Au, our lovely Yandere Elves are now in Mandos domain, some are there for longer than others but the thing to remember is that they are currently unable to leave, but it is possible to break out, but keep in mind that this is an incredibly difficult feat. So, unless they manage to escape, they are unable to see their darling, and because these elves are Yandere’s, this face upsets them incredibly.

The elves that are currently being kept in Mandos is Feanor, Fingolfin, Celegorm, Fingon, Glorfindel, Finwe, Maedhros, Maglor and many more! Requests are open for more elves so don’t be afraid to ask! They don’t even have to be canonically in Mandos.

So, because of this, misbehaviour in Mandos began to run rampant and arguments, as well as physical fighting, broke out easily.

Now, Mandos decided that he needed to find a way to stop this, so he set up a reward system to keep the elves in check. One of the first few things put in place was the production of pictures in the likeness of the elves s/o. The reward system was simple, if you behave well, you get pictures of your s/o.

The pictures quickly became a hot commodity in Mandos. Can't see your darling? Pull out that photo and try not to get anything on it.

However, some of the elves decided that a simple picture of their s/o was much too common of a thing to have, and the more elite elvish residence of Mandos decided to commission portraits of their s/o. That way, they could have control over what position their s/o was in or what level of clothing they were in.

However, not everyone can afford such high price portraits and so Mandos decided that he would start offering a catalogue of care packages! These care packages can vary but the cheapest one usually consists of a small magazine similar to a playboy one, except, it’s all hand-painted pictures of the s/o.

As well as that they usually have a recording of the s/o’s voice, a fleshlight, a plant that allows the owner to have more realistic and lifelike dreams of their s/o and an article of clothing belonging to their s/o. The more expensive the care package is, the more things are included.

When it comes to the making of said portraits, no one wants to be the painter for Feanor's s/o. He's already got a critical eye before Yandereness. Can you imagine if you mess up her face or something like that? If you mess up a single feature of his beloved, he's gonna mess up your entire bodily anatomy.

However, Mandos sees the potential to expand the lines of communication once more. Mandos has recently installed a Palantir so that the Elves can communicate with their s/o’s. Some of the families even have Palantir in their quarters.

Palantir’s are used for facetime or sending messages to s/o. The Palantir glows in preparation for an incoming message, and it’s even possible to send ‘gifts’ or audios with the Palantir. However, there aren’t enough Palantir’s for everybody. They are normally used by the elite, like princes or elven lords. But Mandos has to decide who gets them since there's a limited quantity.

The problems about the Palantir’s starts when there isn't enough and Feanor keeps hogging all the airtime. This leads Fingolfin to confront Feanor by saying, “stop hogging the Palantir, I want to talk to my s/o too!”, which quickly develops into pushing and shoving.

Eventually, the solution they came to at council is that Feanor will be last in line to use it due to his offences of hogging airtime. If he tries to go before his turn, the Palantir will not respond to him and not send his messages, it acts as a phone without service.

(A more detailed post on the Palantir is coming soon!)

When you are unwilling to send gifts in the beginning, each of the elves reacts differently.

Some Yandere have no shame and will outright demand audios or pictures of you, but this rudeness causes Mandos to hover over them and threaten to take the Palantir away, causing the elf in question to get bitchy and glare at Mandos.

In retaliation, Mandos would snatch the Palantir, and nobody gets it. He puts it on a high shelf in his office...Which results in the elves getting on each other’s shoulders to get at it.

Eventually, Mandos decided that he will allow visitors in, which means that the elves finally get to see their s/o! In advance, Mandos set up a system that goes as follows. If you were on good behaviour, you get these rewards:

•You get to see your s/o.

•You get a calendar to mark down the days until the next visit.

•You get more time to rail the reader.

•The ability to send their s/o letters and being allowed to have pictures and painting of their s/o in their room.

Feanor’s s/o doesn’t want to visit him at first, but eventually, they are forced to go because Feanor isn't behaving and Mandos is tired of it. So, they sent Eonwe to retrieve them.

Feanor would be a combination of happy yet disappointed if s/o had to bring to Mandos by force to visit him. He would be happy that you're there but when finds out that you were forced on him, he would feel so hurt.

When visiting finally does begin, it's utter madness. Mandos would have chains over the door whenever the reader comes to visit, especially if they are visiting Feanor. Mandos is very happy about you being there because Feanor is always on good behaviour whenever you’re there. As well as that, Feanor would rail the reader for hours on end when they come to visit.

When it comes to Fingolfin, he would be tamer if his s/o were to visit him. He understands that he just died, and they've been separated, so he’s willing to wait a while, or at least, after the 2nd or 3rd visit...then he just wants to rail his s/o and be warned, Fingolfin will make it so you can’t walk for a while.

Some Yanderes like Celegorm would try to keep their s/o with them in Mandos for longer by wearing out their legs. Glorfindel will just tie you to the bed to keep you there. However, there would be some Yandere like Fingolfin and Fingon who might let you go but the thought of you all to themselves might be too tempting.

When it comes to making excuses for not visiting, there are many different ways to go about doing it.

Say you had an argument with your yandere, and you decide to punish them by not coming back for a visit, you could do that, but then the elf might act up and Mandos would bring you back by force.

If you make the excuse that you’ve been sick, you better get ready for puppy eyes, tears and begging you not to leave when you finally do come to visit.

If you use the “I’m pregnant” excuse with Celegorm to explain why you haven’t or won't visit, he will break out to come to see you. Also, if you are telling the truth about being pregnant when you finally give birth and come to visit again, Celegorm would put his dick inside you from behind while you breastfeed your child.

If you and Feanor or Celegorm have had a baby, they would be expecting to see their child on visits, and they will also want for you to stay for longer so they can have more family time.

Now when it comes to leaving, your yandere doesn’t want you to go so they may try to trap you there. Now you could try to plead with Mandos to help you leave but he might just keep her there to save himself the trouble of having to deal with a misbehaving yandere.

However, the s/o can leave if they're fast enough. By that I mean, if they can get to the gates before the hourglass runs out, they can go home but that includes running across the hall with fluids dripping out. As well as that, their legs would be aching because of how much their yandere had railed them.

But say you do manage to escape, the yandere’s only source of contact with you will be by using the Palantir, and as soon as they’ve realised that you’ve escaped, they will be demanding that you send them audios, pictures, the works.

However, you may be unwilling to send pictures of yourself, so you may decide to send fake pictures, and by that, I mean, sending a picture of someone else, for example, a picture of the famous porn actress Belle Delphine could be used.

If you sent a fake picture to Feanor, he would immediately be like “Who is this? This isn’t you; her chest is lopsided, and her body is unproportionate!” He would then proceed to demand Mandos return that picture, even though Feanor already used his weekly time at the Palantir.

With Fingolfin, the only time he gets pissed is when he doesn't get his visits from s/o or if he gets pictures of Belle Delphine. He doesn’t want those; he wants audios of his s/o in the millions. (I’m serious, he’s pulled a dagger on Mandos and demanded hours’ worth of audios of you touching yourself before.)

If you constantly make excuses to not see Fingolfin, he will break into Rivendell and bring a vibrator with him. You can try to run from him, but Fingolfin is already chasing you throughout Rivendell.

This man would be full feral at this point, he hasn't had you in God knows how long so the second he grabs you; he’ll take you to the floor to rail you. Doesn't matter if you're in public or not.

(After this incident, Elrond and Erestor make the place of limits. So, because of this, a black market of bribery emerges. Erestor takes bribes of books and silence in his library.)

When sending things to Finwe, his preference is breast pictures or pictures of your face on the brink of orgasm. If you think playing play dumb will work with him, and decide to say, “What's an orgasm?” jokes on you, he has a corruption kink, and it turns him on when you pretend not to know what he's talking about.

If you didn’t send Finrod any goods it would upset him because he thought that you loved him and would want him to be a part of everything, and he thought that you loved him enough to send such photos.

On the unlikely occasion that a Palantir ends up sending your nude picture to another elf on accident, if that elf teases the Yandere, or says that they enjoyed the picture, they're gonna wind up dead.

Now eventually, the elves are allowed to leave Mandos. After leaving Mandos, all this portrait and audio business would be something that the elves never discuss. Everyone knows that they did it, but no one talks about it, if it’s even hinted at in public every elf in the vicinity freezes.

At least until Mandos starts expanding his services….

You see, Mandos realised the potential of his reward system and the thought eventually hit him. Why not expand?

So, in short, Mandos has become the Hugh Hefner of middle earth. It all started as a reward system. Now they’re expanding their services to living people. Hey, you're on guard duty in Lothlorien or fighting orcs in Rivendell? Well go to your local Palantir and order a portrait of your s/o. They have a Maiar deliver it straight to you, and if you're royalty, one of Manwe's eagles will have it delivered to you.

He even has bargains, like you know those 75% per cent off Bath and Bodyworks sale? Mando’s would so do that. Like 75% discount on catalogues and portraits.

Every 100 years or so Mando’s would clear out all the portraits and put them in catalogues. He would sell them to humans since it would seem new to them. Therefore, Mando’s saves money on making new material.

A quote from Mandos:

A Maiar: Is this even allowed?

Mandos: Don't care. I got a business to run.

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How Feanor and Fingolfin act towards the lead up to the Human Tradition 21-year-old version.

Fingolfin and Feanor keep track of their s/o cycle and fertile days. Feanor will do this openly and checking the bed for blood. Fingolfin is more subtle by marking the days on his calendar and counting down until then. Whenever you visit the seamstress Feanor has her take measurements and prepare your pregnancy wardrobe.

Depending on whether or not you told them the human tradition of new year’s conception and waiting till 21. The above is them not knowing the human tradition. Knowing the human tradition would lead Feanor to prepare extensively for the moment new year's hits. And him getting impatient by month 4.

Mind you they don't sleep with you until the date comes so when it comes all those pent-up sexual frustrations are coming your way. Fingolfin is more subtle or just quiet about it. He keeps a calendar of the days and as the day draw near. He stares at your stomach with longing and fantasizing eyes.

P.S You can kiss your legs goodbye.

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Would Yandere Feanor wait until his s/o is 21?

He would respect your age limit but the second you hit 21 he's standing outside your room with plans for a baby room and maternity dresses. Imagine on your birthday, you walk into your room, and there’s a bunch of maternity and baby stuff all over the room, and Feanor’s just standing in the middle of the room grinning like a madman.