#yandere engineer x gn reader smut

[fatgumsurpremacy-remastered]

Hello!

Can I request yandere engineer (after a long chase/ escape attempt) taking his darling s/o for a ride.

*wink wink ;)*

Sure thing!

GO! Yandere Engineer x GN reader almost smut

CW: Curisng, smut, non con, dismemberment, detailed descriptions of gore, obsession, condescention, gaslighting, car "accidents", improper use of power tools, imminent sex Dead dove do not eat.

Authors note: Theres no PNV, or PNA, rather the "smut" occurs with the afforementioned power tools. Please let me know if you want me to make a less violent version. Also its kind of implied Dell is a robot... soyeah

@virginstoner666 (tagging bc you might like it)

The moment their feet hit the sandy ground beneath them the alarms blared. Its moments in fact like these, where scientists would marvel at the capabilities of the human form. To run injured across dangerous, unyielding terrain to escape much bigger adversaires. The moments when humans as a species , fueled by their adrenaline, only make it so far, so fast, because they were fed with their natural chemical superpower.

Dr. Conagher didnt see it that way as he hauled ass in his busted bright red '64 Chevvy. He could hear buzzing in his ears the more irritated he got. Lizards wheezed about eerily in the pitch black desert, alerting the man of just where to look.

Pissed wasn't nearly a strong enough word for the emotion Dell felt as he picked up to a speed his poor truck shouldn't have been running at in such a harsh climate. No...just that morning he'd been the living definition of kind when they first tried to leave, naked body half alive crawling weakly a foot away from their quarters. He granted them the mercy then of not ripping their fleshy ears of their head when he dragged them back sobbing.

They acted like he beat them or something... he did of course, but it wasn't anything undeserved.

Claiming you don't love your spouse is a sin with a capital SIN after all, Dell only served as device to put them in their place. Oh, and it did hurt the engineers cold steam-powered heart, but he couldn't think of a better treatment for the unfaithful.

And still they ran.

The backs of his bottom teeth ground the plaque on his upper incisors as his jaw set, mechanical hand holding the wheel steady as his lights glinted harsh off the broken electric collar on their neck. He was just happy this was close to over as he spun the wheel, sending his truck into a circle of dust, and throwing the car into reverse.

A solid noise followed by a wavering yelp of pain told Dell he accomplished exactly what he wanted to. With a sneer his foot held down the clutch as he roughly shoved the shift into park. The head of his freshly sharpened axe broke the soft, sandy rode as he trudged boredly over to the lump sobbing by his rear tire. "Now sugar, what in gods name are you doin all the way the hell out here?" The night air cracked like a whip in the heavens as the drizzling rain covered the light footprints... all the effort they'd made to get this far. They tried to curl up, to shield themselves from the almost cocky blur of the yellow flashlight Dell had in his left; but with two broken ribs the action was excruciating. They tensed as Dell sneered and took the tip of his steel toed boots up to their tear stricken cheeks. "Much safer inside aint it? And I warned you... didn't I?" He asked, kneeling down above their wheezing display, a look of cruel pity shadowed across his boxy face. "Now you know what Ive said about the world baby, and you know I hate hurtin you... but what have i said before? I said repeatedly, 'now honey you're not gonna like what I do to you if you keep trynna leave.' And you STILL disobeyed me." The grip on their chin bruised abit as he tried to still himself from hurting them. Only a sigh escaped his lips as he stood again, leaning back steadied by the axe held behind his leg.

"Now baby I really dont want to do this--" "Dell please we can ta-"

"No no no. We cant talk! Clearly, if talkin worked youd be back at home pleasin me, stayin safe like youre sposed to! No, talkin aint working, clearly, so Im trying am more holistic approach." He groweled darkly as he rolled his shoulders. "Dell, baby no! Please- it wont- its not going to-" "I know sugar, i'll make sure it doesnt happen again."

Rain poured down harder now as Dell dramatically crossed himself, cap falling to the ground as his leg took a step back to swing.

With a sharp THWACK, the axes blade tore through the flesh and muscle as blood rose back as high as Dells tense shoulders before he went to take another swing. Harsher this time... the pain registers, and the love of Dells life screamed with the pained wails of an injured bird. The sounds only mocked them as they echoed throughout the deep emptiness of the desert. Again the axe came down.

Again the bone broke, oozing all kinds of metallic fluid that mingled with the blood in the shredded muscle, fat tissue catching the blades nicks as Dell had to jostle it out of the pebbly femur he'd decimated. Connective tissue snapped back like tight packaging tape against the warm steel as Dell dropped to his knees. He held his love by the shoulders, tears against their neck as they tried with tired, nerve wracked muscles to writhe and fight their way away.

"No no baby shh,shh its okay, Ive got you..." he looked into their eyes earnestly, cupping a side of their neck in worry as the other held their cheek. He pulled their head down to kiss, holding them against his soft, hairy chest as his gloved hand stroked their head, the other slipping behind to rub their back. "Shh, dont worry Dells got you... you aint gotta cry! It aint that bad, its like pulling teeth with a door yeah?" They shook their heard through tears, refusing to look into his grey eyes as he pulled them back and nodded. "Yeah thats right... it only ever stings a bit, it'll be okay baby, shh."

The metal fingers of one arm soon trailed down their side as he sighed and tried to make right what hed just done.

"What can I do to make it better my love? You want me to love on you a bit?" He asked, chuckling as if what he said was charming."Want me to do it like we did when we first met?"

Scruff scratched their neck as they tried to lean away from his kisses, hands stabilizing theirs as he tried his damndest to make the situation less serious. They shook their head as his skilled mouth left damp hickies across their skin, their squirming drawing ants and dirt into their severed leg. "Hold still sugar I cant... keep you up if you're squirming."

Just the push of the bright yellow button on his wrist sent them into hysterics as they quietly begged him not to do anything, to just take them home. He cooed, chuckling lightly as his drill of arm quickly ripped hole in their pants... well... his pants. But the details werent important, and with their new little injury they could spend their recovery sewing that right back up.

Their little pleas got louder as Dell searched his pockets for the 'right bit'.

"Now baby- baby youve got to stop worryin, its...3:am and we're in the dead centre of the desert, who in their right minds would be out right now. Especially at a time like this?" He asked cheekily, treating all of their words like jokes as he undid the large phillips head with a strange industrial steel bolt shaped bit. He only scratched his head. "Aint much of anything safer I have right now sug'." "Then stop!" "Oh please-" he scoffed playfully as he rolled his metal arm around a 'yada yada' motion, "like youve not done more dangerous with me before. Just sit back and enjoy it."

[britany1997]

The Lost Boys Masterlist

Rules: Read Before Requesting:)

Fluff-💖 Spice/Smut- ❤️‍🔥 Angst-🖤

(Other characters I write for masterlists linked at the end)

Fics and Blurbs:

Poly:

Stargazing with the Lost Boys Poly! Lost Boys x GN reader 💖

Cuddling with the Lost Boys Poly! Lost Boys x GN reader 💖

Shared Interests Poly! Lost Boys x Lesbian reader 💖

Vampires Everywhere Poly! Lost boys x GN Vampire reader 💖

Hot Vampires in Your Area Poly! Lost Boys x GN Vampire Reader ❤️‍🔥 (follow up to Vampires Everywhere)

Hot Vampires In Your Area Poly! Lost boys x GN Vampire Reader (Part 3 to Vampires Everywhere)❤️‍🔥

The Sun Rises Poly! Lost boys x Fem! depressed reader 💖🖤

Quali-tea Time Poly! Lost boys and Laddie 💖

Rev Your Engines Poly! Lost boys x Motorcycle Expert GN Reader 💖

Let’s Motor Poly! Lost boys x Motorcycle Expert GN Reader 💖 (Part 2 to Rev Your Engines)

Cult Classic Poly! Lost boys x GN reader that’s like Pelle from midsommer �� (part 2)(upcoming)

Queer Eye with the Vampire Guys Poly! Lost boys x GN reader💖

Purrfect Night Poly! Boys x Male catlike reader💖

If You Give A Vampire A Cookie Poly! Boys x GN Reader who owns a bakery💖

Birthday Request Masterlist🎂💖

Paul:

Paul and Fishy Masterlist 💖

The Big Bad Wolf ❤️‍🔥 Paul x Fem! Reader

Sharing is Caring Paul x GN reader x Dwayne💖

Spellbound Paul x Trad Goth GN Reader💖

Fallen For You Paul x Fem Angel Reader🖤

Hungry Like The Wolf Paul x Fem Reader ❤️‍🔥 (Part 2 to The Big Bad Wolf)

Starry-Eyed Lovers Paul x GN reader 🖤💖

Sticky Fingers Paul x GN Reader 💖

Passenger Princess Paul x Fem Reader x Marko❤️‍🔥

Pinned Marko x GN reader x Paul❤️‍🔥

Bad Boy Dom Dwayne x Sub Paul❤️‍🔥

Every Breath You Take Yandere Paul x fem reader 🖤💖

Signed, Sealed, Delivered…I’m Yours Paul x GN Selkie Reader 💖 follow up blurb

Dwayne:

Use Your Words Dwayne x Male Reader ❤️‍🔥

Creature Comfort David x Dwayne centric 🖤💖

Everything Now David x Dwayne ❤️‍🔥 (Part 2 to C.C.)

Supersymmetry Dwayne x GN Reader x David ❤️‍🔥 (Part 3 to C.C.)

Sharing is Caring Paul x GN reader x Dwayne 💖

Lay Like This Forever Dwayne x Fem! Reader ❤️‍🔥💖

Bad Boy Dom Dwayne x Sub Paul❤️‍🔥

Each Night Before You Go To Bed Dwayne x GN Reader💖

Man of Your Midsummer Night’s Dreams Dwayne x GN Fae Reader💖 follow up blurb

Marko:

Passenger Princess Paul x Fem Reader x Marko❤️‍🔥

Pinned Marko x GN Reader x Paul❤️‍🔥

David:

Creature Comfort David x Dwayne centric 🖤💖

Everything Now David x Dwayne ❤️‍🔥 (part 2 to C.C.)

Supersymmetry Dwayne x GN Reader x David❤️‍🔥 (Part 3 to C.C.)

Male Manipulator 🖤 Modern Toxic David x GN reader

Love Marks Jealous! Toxic! David x GN Reader❤️‍🔥🖤

Style Icon David x Male Reader 🖤💖

Hand in Unloveable Hand Poly! Lost boy x Male Reader (David centric) 🖤

His Favorite Boy David x Transmasc reader💖

A Dragon’s Tail David x Male Dragon Reader💖

Michael:

Deep in the Heart of Texas Southern Michael x GN Reader fic ❤️‍🔥

Sunkissed Poolboy Michael x Fem Rich Reader ❤️‍🔥 (collab)

Star:

You Mystify Me Star x Banshee Fem Reader💖

Multi-Chapter Fics:

Fate Yields For No One Masterlist Poly! Lost boys x Max’s daughter reader

Headcanons:

TLB Headcanons Masterlist

Non-Lost Boys Fics:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Masterlist

Stranger Things Masterlist

Tyler Masterlist (Thrashin)

Anakin Skywalker Masterlist (Star Wars)

And more to come!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Masterlist + DNIs

Side blog: @antisepticeye-simp @pigeon-detector @mostdefinitelyjackieboyman

Green = Will do/Interact

Yellow = May not do/Thin ice

Red: Will not do/Do not Interact

I will do:

Markiplier egos

Jacksepticeye egos

Yandere stuff

Polyamory stuff

X reader stories

Enemies to lovers

Fantasy AUs (exg: Vampire Darkiplier x Reader)

Female Readers

Gender Neutral Readers

Male Readers

Semi spicy/suggestive stuff

Interact:

Markiplier fans

Jacksepticeye fans

BATIM fans

FNAF fans

LGBTQ+ and/or allies

Crankgameplays fans

Natewantstobattle fans

Amyplier lovers (Mark x Amy)

Cat lovers

I might do:

FNAF x reader stories (Human characters only)

Smut

Crankgameplays egos (I don't know much about his egos but I'll do my best to research about them)

Natewantstobattle egos (Same as the above)

Thin Ice:

MHA fans

Harry Potter fans

Will NOT do under any circumstance:

Incest

Ships (egoxego)

Youtuber ships (Septiplier, crankiplier, whatever. Shipping real people is weird as fuck unless they're okay with it or are actually dating.)

Pedophilia

Rape

Non-con

Watersports

Scat

Heavy pet play

Parent kinks

Heavy breeding kink

Dub-con

Abuse of any kind

DNI:

Religious people

Septiplier/Crankiplier shippers

Cat haters

People who like shotacons/lolicons

Proshippers

Racists

Homophobes

Transphobes

JK Rowling supporters/defenders

FANDOMS:

(Some of this is dead dove, be aware)

Markiplier egos:

Googleplier:

Beautiful (Yandere Googeplier x Gender Neutral reader || TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT/ IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)

Perfection (Part 2 of 'Beautiful' || TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT/ IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)

Murdock:

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Wilford Warfstache:

Confession (Wilford Warfstache x GN! Reader || TWs: None)

Illinois Jones:

Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire, PROLOUGE

Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire, Part 1

Heist! Mark:

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Mayor Damien:

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Darkiplier:

Vulnerable (Darkiplier x Female Reader || TWs: None)

Behind the door (Darkiplier x reader || TW: Petrification)

Welcome Home, PROLOGUE (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 1 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 2 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 3 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 5 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 4 (Darkiplier x reader|| TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT / IMPLIED DRUGGING)

Welcome home, Part 6 (Darkiplier x reader||TW: MURDER/IMPLIED LIGHT VIOLENCE)

Pains (Werewolf! Darkiplier x GN! reader || TWs: None)

Gratitude (Jackieboy Man x Reader x Darkiplier) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||

Date night (Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye || Polyamorous || TWs: Very light fighting between Dark and Anti, mentions of blood)

Head Engineer Mark:

Confident (Head Engineer Mark x reader)

Yancy:

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Annus:

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Bingiplier:

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The God of Night:

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The Necromancer:

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Septic Egos

Antisepticeye:

Panic Attack (Antisepticeye x reader || Platonic || TWs: Panic attack/ mentions of arguing)

Date night (Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye || Polyamorous || TWs: Very light fighting between Dark and Anti, mentions of blood)

Jameson Jackson:

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Chase Brody:

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Shawn Flynn:

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Jackieboyman:

Gratitude (Jackieboy Man x Reader x Darkiplier) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||

Marvin the magnificent:

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Robbie the zombie:

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Henrik Von Schneeplestein:

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Ethan Nestor's' egos

Blank gameplays:

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Unus:

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Mad Mike:

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Five Nights At Freddy's

PSA: Don't touch Freddy. please./j

Michael Afton:

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Michael Schmidt (Movies):

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Jeremy Fitzgerald:

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Vanessa (Games):

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Vanessa (Movies):

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William Afton (Games):

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William Afton (Movies):

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Henry Emily:

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Other stuffs:

Fragments (OCxOC) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||

I think that should be it for fandoms and characters. I'll add more to this in the future.

[prismuffin]

Masterlist:

Masterlist 2 (If any links are broken please let me know!)

Marvel:

Miles Morales x male!Reader: “You knew it was going to snow, right?” Miles Morales x gn!Reader: Protection / Confession Miles Morales x gn!ninja!Reader: "You're a nin-what?" Miles Morales x male!genius!Reader: Observant Miles Morales x fem!spider-woman!Reader: Coincidence Miles Morales x mute!male!Reader: Grateful

Peter B. Parker x male!detective!Reader: Distraction

Peter Parker (any Spider-Man) x male!spider-mutant!Reader: Love and Affection

mcu!Peter Parker x black!male!witch!Reader: Best One Yet

tasm!Peter Parker x touchy!gn!Reader: Physical tasm!Peter Parker x kryptonian!male!Reader: Jealousy, Jealousy

Scott Lang x male!Reader: "Out of Milk"

Steve Rogers x male!Reader: "Mine."

Steven Grant x trans!male!reader: Long Day Steven grant x asexual(spectrum)!gn!Reader: Normal

Yelena Belova x gn! Reader: “Dont fuck it up.” Yelena Belova x ftm!Reader: "You’re looking quite masculine tonight"

Stranger Things:

Nothing yet!

The Umbrella Academy:

Luther Hargreeves x male!himbo!Reader: Jacked Dumbasses [Headcanons]

Criminal Minds:

Nothing yet!

Hitman Trilogy:

yandere!Agent 47 x gn!Reader: Patience // Garden yandere!father!Agent 47 x gn!reader: Escapade

Lucas Grey x gn!Reader: "You..."

Mission: Impossible:

dad!Ethan Hunt x son!Reader: “Talk to Me.” dad!Ethan Hunt x son!Reader: "You're My Son." Ethan Hunt x agent!male!Reader: Can't Lose You Ethan Hunt x male!Reader: Someone He Could Trust

FarCry 5:

Jacob Seed x gn!Reader: “Chapstick”

Valorant:

Nothing yet!

Detroit Become Human:

Connor (Rk800) x male!engineer!Reader: Overheated

Elijah Kamski Fluff/SFW Alphabet (gn!Reader)

Markus (dbh) x fem!human!Reader: A Helping Hand

Simon (dbh) x human!loving!gn!Reader: You are my sunshine Simon (dbh) x human!gn!Reader: Turning Blue

Our Life Beginnings & Always:

Nothing yet!

Error 143:

Nothing yet!

Sally Face:

Sal Fisher x male!reader who’s into witchcraft; Little Dark Age Sal Fisher x gn!reader; I'm Here

WatchDogs Trilogy:

Josh Sauchak Headcanons !! (gn!Reader)

Sitara Dhawan x mute!younger!sibling!reader: Simple Mistake

COD: Modern Warfare2:

Alejandro Vargas & Rodolfo Parra x trans!male!Reader: Deserving (smut included)

John Price x top!male!Reader: "PRICE?!" John Price x Simon 'Ghost' Riley (req drabble): Sleep

John "Soap" MacTavish x Sly!Flirty!Gn!Reader (headcanons)

Poly!GhostSoap x airhead!male!reader: Idiot Boyfriend

Poly!Alerudy treating male!reader like Morticia Addams

The MW2 boys reaction to you calling them pretty boy (gn!Reader)

The MW2 boys reacting to male!Reader dying on the field (alejandro, rodolfo, soap)

The Imperfects:

Nothing yet!

Encanto:

Nothing yet!

Girl From Nowhere:

Nothing yet!

Metal Lords:

Hunter Sylvester with a Stoner s/o (Headcanons)

Dc Universe:

Barry Allen with a male!forensic psychologist!Reader

Dick Grayson x jealous!male!reader

Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) x quiet!male!Reader: Discretion

John Constantine x black!male!Reader: Cuddle-Bug

Tim Drake (Robin) x affectionate!male!Reader: Loverboy Tim Drake x gn!crow-like!reader; Catch me if you can

Kid Flash x male!Reader: Joy Ride Kid Flash x male!Reader: Denial Kid flash and flash (seperate) with a rich!male!Reader (Kid Flash) Wally West x gn!alien!Reader: Scent

Superman x male!detective!reader: Intrigued

Young Justice Squad x fem!aroace!reader (soulmate AU); Cursed

Masterlist 2

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[finniestoncrane]

💚 my requests are always open 🩷

you can find my writing:

in my tag

on my masterlist

my AO3

important things first:

🔞🔞🔞 minors DNI 🔞🔞🔞 you can request anonymously 💚 i don't write in order of when things are received, i do it based on inspiration. if i can't think of anything for something after a few months i'll delete it without explanation, sorry i have a prompt tag and if you use it let me know which prompt list you've asked for or let me know more than just the numbers! let me know gender specifics of "reader" if there is one (pronouns, genitals etc.) if you don't specify it'll be gender neutral or female please don't include images or gifs in your requests, they visually overwhelm me and make it difficult to tackle the prompt i mostly identify as cis/white/afab so keep this in mind if you request nb/trans/t4t/different races/male reader presenting etc. i will choke you if you don't reblog and like the thing you requested, be nice and supportive!

requests i accept:

i write for batman rogues, fallout and a few other characters! for dc rogues headcanons: i will do multiple characters per post for headcanons but only for all general rogues, a specific dork squad (in my do writes!) or all iterations that i write for of a specific character e.g. ✅ can you write first dates with arkham!dork squad? ✅ what would all the riddlers do on a first date? ✅ how would the rogues handle a first date? (if you ask for all iterations of a specific character i'll either write for them all or pick several of them depending on the ask. if you want one specifically to be included just let me know)

characters i write for:

🦇 DC/BATMAN 🦇

Riddler (⭐arkham, dano, ⭐zero year, telltale, TWOJAR, gotham, BTAA, young justice, BU, BTAS, general)

Penguin (⭐farrell, BTAA, telltale, OBD, gotham, general)

Scarecrow (⭐arkham, ⭐BTAA, golden age, general)

Two Face (⭐arkham, BTAA, general)

Victor Zsasz (gotham, general)

Mad Hatter (arkham, gotham - NO INCEST, general)

Captain Boomerang (⭐ss:ktjl, general)

Poison Ivy (arkham, general)

Polkadot Man (suicide squad)

Harley Quinn (telltale, arkham, ss:ktjl, ⭐general)

Bane (arkham, telltale, OBD, ⭐general)

Harvester (bu)

Amanda Waller (ss:ktjl)

Mr. Freeze (arkham, gotham, general)

John Doe/Joker (telltale)

Butch Gilzean/Solomon Grundy (gotham)

King Shark (ss:ktjl, general)

Deadshot (ss:ktjl, general)

Killer Croc (arkham!origins, general)

Firefly (arkham, general)

Harvey Bullock (gotham)

Alfred Pennyworth (gotham, general)

Black Mask (arkham, general)

☢️ Fallout Franchise ☢️

Cooper Howard (fallout prime)

Maximus (fallout prime)

Thaddeus (fallout prime)

John Hancock (fallout 4)

Sturges (fallout 4)

Edward Deegan (fallout 4)

Paladin Danse (fallout 4)

Nick Valentine (fallout 4)

Kent Connolly (fallout 4)

🔴 TF2 🔵

please note!!: i'll write all ships (plus blu x red) and i'll base the dynamic either on your request or on my own interpretation of them

sniper/mick mundy

scout/jeremy

soldier/jane doe

demoman/tavish degroot

heavy/mikhail/misha

engineer/dell conagher

medic/ludwig

pyro

spy

💚 Other Characters 💚

Cecil Stedman (invincible)

Walter Skinner (x-files)

Arthur Morgan (red dead redemption 2)

Hosea Matthews (red dead redemption 2)

Kieran Duffy (red dead redemption 2)

Micah Bell (red dead redemption 2)

Susan Grimshaw (red dead redemption 2)

Bill Williamson (red dead redemption 2)

Egon Spengler (ghostbusters)

Nick (left 4 dead 2)

i will write:

x reader, x fem/male/gn character, ships, headcanons

absolutely yucky disgusting smut of most kinds

most kinks including knife play, blood play, bondage, sub/dom, pain play, mommy/daddy, etc.

darker themes like cnc, dubcon, noncon, somnophilia, hypnotism, manipulation, gaslighting, guilting

angst, fluff, romance, friendships, hurt/comfort

jealousy, yandere, obsessive themes etc.

ships plus ships x reader also!

non-ship pairings of characters in my "will write" criteria

death, gore, extreme violence

blood, cum, spit and some piss

imagines, scenarios, full fics, short fics, headcanons

i won’t write:

underage characters (at all, in any scenario, including platonic or familial)

vomit, shit or breast milk

real people

bestiality

pregnancy/pregnancy sex/having children/step-children

age play (daddy and mommy kink fine, dd/lg not for me!)

incest

characters x monster/monster!reader (may do in commissions)

OCs or overly detailed reader specifications (may do in commissions)

AUs or crossovers (may do this in commissions)

extreme anal i.e. fisting/enemas/stretching (may do in commissions)

also i am anti-cancel culture! i'm not about to out you/report you/fuck with your privacy if you send me anything that i'm not sure about or uninterested in writing

and finally, no pressure at all but if you want to thank me i would greatly appreciate reblogs, comments, and maybe even a tip

[saltylandland]

Prove it (Chapter 2)

Yandere Dwayne x gn!Reader, Yandere TLB x gn!Reader

Word count: 1446

Warnings: canon typical violence, yandere, stalking, no smut yet, I didn’t edit most of this 🤡

Chapter summary: after a couple weeks, you get a call from the rental store for an opportunity

Notes: I never meant for this to happen, it was only going to be smut with a lil backstory, but now the backstory has grown legs and started running. Developing a platonic yandere Max with it as well I guess?

Prove it Masterlist

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The rental store was closing up, Max was somewhere in the back room as far as Mark was concerned as he counted cash and pocketed some into his pocket. He hears Max’s voice call out a question from the back, and Mark turns to yell back an answer but finds that Max was already behind him.

Max stands there and looks down at the greasy man fumbling around trying not to incriminate himself as he watches on. Then he spoke up “Mark, I would like to bring up some of your behaviours that have been brought up to me recently.” Mark’s puffy face turns red but Max continues. “Things like harassing female customers and staff, withholding rentals from customers, pocketing overcharge, as well as the discussion of your personal life that others have found not work appropriate.”

Mark shuffles a bit, but he speaks confidently “I may have spoken too much of my personal matters but they never told me they were uncomfortable! And I would never do any of those things you’ve accused me of! I swear on my life! Was it Maria? Honestly kids these days are always gossiping instead of doing their job, I will talk to them myself about spreading misinformation!” Max watches him dig a deeper and deeper grave for himself, but he knew how close it was to sunrise, so he couldn’t find this situation as funny.

Max’s gentle smile seemed to calm the stout man’s nerves, but that was completely shot down at his next words. “None of the staff reported you, a customer was concerned how you treated the other employees, bossing them around, pushing your work onto them, making lewd comments about underage girls. So I looked into the footage myself.” Mark was at a loss, and that confusion quickly turned to anger “so you’re going to fire me?! Why go through the trouble of asking me if you were looking through the footage already?!”

Mark readies to march his little incel self out the store but Max’s firm hand on his shoulder stops him. All of a sudden, the hair on his arms stood up and goosebumps started to appear as apprehension filled his senses. Looking up at his former superior, flashes of all the times he had trash talked about Max's lack of a backbone, that he was too lenient to his employees, came to the forefront of his mind, but what was he going to do now? Why does he feel like he’s in danger?

Suddenly the shop's door opens with a satisfying ‘whooosh’ but any fleeting hope leaves quickly as Max's face brightens “right on time boys.”

No one was around to hear Mark’s screams.

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Two weeks have gone by since you rented that movie. It did its job in cheering you up a little bit but it didn’t change the fact that you were accumulating more homework faster than you can get though. You haven’t returned to the rental shop besides using the drop off box during the day, you didn’t want to risk running into Mark again. You knew someday you’ll cave and go back to get another movie, perhaps after another panic attack, but for now you can go back to your non boardwalk routine.

Suddenly there’s a large bang somewhere in the house, and it causes you to nearly jump a foot in the air. Sitting stiffly still you wait for any other noises, the past recent events playing in your paranoid mind. Strange whispers, laughing, and revs of an engine, have been successful at constantly breaking your focus on your homework and keeping you up at night. There’s been random knocks, windows you swore you closed are left wide open, and stuff around your room moved slightly. Luckily the tension was soon broken, as the noise was soon followed by one of your parents' slew of swears.

Just as you move back to your homework, there’s a shrill ringing right next to your room. Confused, you check the old landline you swore was decommissioned and it was indeed ringing. Perhaps your parents haven’t broken off the thingie with the phone company? You don’t know that adult stuff.

Despite all the horror movies you’ve watched, you felt strangely compelled to pick up the receiver.

Hey, after all this time, why is it still ringing? “Hello? This is Max speaking” you felt dumbstruck for a moment but you responded, cursing yourself for your stuttering. “Hi! I was wondering if you were still interested in applying here, because we can schedule an interview for you!” Your eyes widen. The rest Of the phone call is a Blur. Gravity seems to rush back as you hang up, your body feeling heavy. An interview. Tomorrow. Tomorrow at 7 PM. Oh my God, what are you going to wear?

Homework all but forgotten, by the time you finally decide on an outfit, your room looks like a tornado rocked through it. You don’t remember falling asleep, the previous anxiety around Mark disappearing and is replaced with anticipation for this opportunity. You barely had the time to wonder how Max knew you were interested in the job, or how he found your number, as you remember clearly watching Mark throw out your information. You decided to ask Max later.

You couldn’t focus on school, even when your teacher scolded you for your late assignments and homework. Barely noticed how all your “friends” avoided you like to plague, head lost in the clouds as you sat alone during lunch.

Until finally, around 6:30 PM you were walking across the boardwalk again. You notice the sun has yet to completely set, as it was shining right into your eyes. You didn’t know what to expect when you got there, but as soon as you introduced herself to the pretty clerk at the counter you were pulled straight into training.

It was around 8 PM when Max walked through the doors, Maria was teaching you how to use the cash register so you two were the first to see him. He asks the ‘how are you’s’, ‘how have you adjusted’s’, but he didn’t mention the interview so you didn’t bring it up either.

Max motions you to follow him, which you assumed was the official interview, but it was just for some paperwork for your employment. You decide to ask the big question on your mind, how did he find your information? How did he know you wanted to work there? But Max just shrugged it off and said with a laugh “there are job opportunities opening up every day.”

Heading back over to Maria to resume your training, she seems happy to see you. As you two work Maria tells you more about the other employees who work here, but when Mark is discussed both of you paused. When you pry more Maria says in an apprehensive tone, “he… quit.” Brightening up a bit she reassured you that you’ll be a much better fit here.

Just then, the doors slide open and reveal four boys dressed up as trouble. The brunette not only stands out amongst the blond trio, but his face and familiar intense stare brings back another memory from that night. This time however, when you make eye contact he smirks and walks over to you, the rest of his friends follow right after him. They crowd around the counter as they stare at you like you’re a new exhibit in a zoo, and it makes you a bit uncomfortable.

They start conversing with Maria, but most of them still have their eyes on you, the curly blond looking like he’s about to jump the counter with how far he’s leaning. After a bit they eventually leave, but not until Maria, a bit tone deaf, enthusiastically introduces you to the boys. Apparently she was on a first name basis with them all, and apparently she didn’t notice how uncomfortable their presence was making you.

But the boys did.

Each giving you smirks and little touches on the arm as they pass. Their scent of motor oil, leather, and something metallic hits you hard as they pass. The one you know now as Paul snickering as he greets you by name. They know your name now. Maria, bless her heart, carries on as normal as she gossips a bit about the boys as she does so. Apparently, those boys and Max have history as well, Maria had never seen them stay for so long, and Max allowed it! Maria shakes her head, her curly hair bouncing as she does so, and remarks that maybe things are going to be changing.

You couldn’t help but agree.

[sometimesiwritethings]

🌃 Masterlist 🌃

You Belong to Us | Changbin & Felix

🌑pairing | rich boy Changbin & Felix in the middle & transmasc!reader 🌘genre | college au, fluff and hints at eventual smut 🌗navigation | part 1 | part 2 coming soon 🌖status | series; ongoing

🌕summary | Changbin trains your crush Felix to be your perfect boyfriend.

Sweet Dreams, Little Prince | Hwang Hyunjin

🌑pairing | Hwang Hyunjin x gn!reader 🌘genre | smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | “I’m too tired for this,” Hyunjin groans. “You gotta stop or else I’ll be asleep by the time you manage to coax another orgasm out of my dick.”

CAMMiNG | Han Jisung

🌑pairing | camboy Han Jisung & asexual gn!reader 🌘genre | roommate au, camboy au, self discovery and acceptance with smut 🌗navigation | part 1 ; part 2; part 3 coming soon 🌖status | series; ongoing

🌕summary | Struggling to make ends meet, your roommate Jisung signs up for a cam site. When his first performance gets him into trouble, you're quick to offer him a solution.

Pretty For You | Lee Felix

🌑pairing | Lee Felix x fem!reader 🌘genre | smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | His soft makeup and colorful clothes were so different from how you usually got to see him, and it amused you to no end. You never failed to let him know how pretty he looked. Almost as pretty as a girl. The way you said it always came off as a joke, but Felix had noticed the barely concealed spark of interest in your eyes.

Invisible Roommate | Lee Felix

🌑pairing | yandere Lee Felix x gn!reader 🌘genre | dark romance, smut 🌗navigation | part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | Epilogue 🌖status | series; complete

🌕blurb | There was no singular moment when Felix realized he was in love. It didn’t come as a revelation, but rather slowly unraveled with every little detail he uncovered. There was no doubt in his mind that you loved him too. Or you would. Just as soon as Felix found the courage to introduce himself.

Reactions/Headcanons/MTLs

which member of SKZ fucks or makes love

which member of SKZ likes to hold hands during sex

how members of SKZ feel about having a less experienced partner

seungmin's aftercare routine

Rest, Relaxation, & Rejuvenation | Ateez

🌑pairing | Ateez ensemble & gn!reader 🌘genre | fluff, platonic friends 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | You assigned everyone a task. Jongho was in charge of gathering up all the pillows and blankets so Yeosang could engineer a fort in the middle of the living room. San was given a shopping list while you entrusted Seonghwa with your bank card to pay for the food. Wooyoung whined at first about not being included on the shopping trip, but he quickly cheered up after learning he’d be on kitchen duty with you. That left Yunho and Mingi with the most important task: dragging Hongjoong back from the studio.

Plans for Celebration | Kim Hongjoong

🌑pairing | Kim Hongjoong x gn!reader 🌘genre | fluff 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | As much as he wanted to spend his birthday with you, Hongjoong knew he didn't have the energy to truly appreciate whatever you had planned. His body was exhausted, his throat was sore, and his mind was preoccupied with thoughts about the concert. It wasn't fair to you, but Hongjoong was in no mood to celebrate his birthday.

Yes, Mommy | Park Seonghwa

🌑pairing | Park Seonghwa x gn!reader (afab) 🌘genre | established relationship, smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | It takes all your courage to look up and meet his eyes. But the moment you do, a calm washes over you, reassuring you that Seonghwa was the one you’d been waiting so many years for. “I think,” you stop and shake your head before starting again. “I know that I’m ready to take the next step in our relationship. I want you to be my first everything.”

Barely Concealed | Park Seonghwa

🌑pairing | Park Seonghwa x gn!reader 🌘genre | established relationship, smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | “Oh, does someone want to be spanked?” His hands travel up to your shoulders, working at the tense muscles with his deft fingers to help you relax again. "I’d much rather reward you for honesty than punish naughty behavior. So,” Seonghwa catches your chin with one hand and tilts you head up to meet his gaze, “Is there anything you want to ask Mommy?”

Always a Part of You | Park Seonghwa

🌑pairing | yandere Park Seonghwa x gn!reader 🌘genre | dark romance, smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | "Been away from you for so long," Seonghwa whispers into your hair.  "Every night, I dreamed about being inside you. And now that my dream's finally come true, being inside of you isn't enough." His voice shakes with the effort it takes to hold his sanity together.

For Your Viewing Pleasure | Song Mingi

🌑pairing | Song Mingi x gn!reader 🌘genre | coffee shop au, smut 🌗navigation | part 1 ; part 2 coming soon 🌖status | series; ongoing

🌕summary | Mingi jerks off at work to get senpai to notice him.

Stress Relief | Jung Wooyoung

🌑pairing | Jung Wooyoung x gn!reader 🌘genre | established relationship, smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕summary | Wooyoung tries to thrust his hips up, but you shake your head and gently shush him. “Let me take care of you,” you whisper in his ear. “You don’t have to do anything; just focus on releasing all your stress into me.”

yandere san headcanons

random Mingi headcanons

which member of ATZ fucks or makes love

which member of ATZ likes to hold hands during sex

how members of ATZ feel about having a less experienced partner

which member of ATZ manhandles their partner

which member of ATZ are a fan of creampies

which member of ATZ would be picked for a threesome

30 Day Rule | Kim Namjoon

🌑pairing | Kim Namjoon x gn!reader 🌘genre | established relationship, fluff 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | It had been a month since your first date together, which meant the 30-day rule had taken effect and it was appropriate - no, expected - for Namjoon to initiate the next step in the relationship.

Stargazing | Kim Namjoon

🌑pairing | Kim Namjoon x gn!reader 🌘genre | fluff 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | Namjoon did most of the talking as he pointed out the different constellations and explained their use in navigation, as well as any myths tied to the stars. His deep voice sounded so soothing and would have lulled you to sleep if not for the cool breeze that shocked you awake each times it danced through your hair.

Meant to be Broken | Namjoon & Yoongi

🌑pairing | Kim Namjoon x transmasc!reader x Min Yoongi 🌘genre | smut 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | Namjoon sat you all down to negotiate boundaries and suggested two types of rules. The first were hard rules: firm boundaries that are not to be crossed under any circumstances. Then there were soft rules: flexible boundaries you and Yoongi are expected to follow in order to be good for Namjoon... but also ones you're expected to break when either of you wants to be punished.

Waste It on Me | Namjoon & Jungkook

🌑pairing | Kim Namjoon x gn!reader x Jeon Jungkook 🌘genre | smut and lots of feelings 🌗navigation | complete work 🌖status | one-shot; finished

🌕blurb | Jungkook realized his mistake as soon as he saw the wheels turning furiously behind Namjoon’s narrowed eyes. “I’m not in love with you. I just... I love both of you! As buddies! It’s not lik-”

Lost in Adaptation | Arisu's Lack of Ambition

[fatgumsurpremacy-remastered]

Welcome folks-

My name is Festen Martinez, you can call me Festen. I am an actor above all else and a writer second. I write and draw for Team Fortress Two, as well as the Batman Rouges, (Some Hazbin), and FNAF. If you spark up a convo with me and I know the property and character you have a good chance at me writing for them too.

Feel free to send me requests and I’ll have a look. Current count (41, with 3 more in drafts).

Follow my second blog @faire-of-fictition

My hazbin oc blogs: @mc-tooley-tobias-toby , and @magnum-pritchard-repro

Other info:

21

He/Its

Bisexual

Transmasc

American (West Virginia, and Texas)

You can send me requests for your OCS or you can ask for mine as well. Don’t me shy, make yourself at home. 🧡

Requests open!

I am a Fandom Writer:

I write for:

Btas villains: Riddler, Twoface, Mad Hatter, Scarecrow, Harley, Ivy. Batman also

TF2: All Mercs AND MS PAULING

I will write:

•Should be obvious but chubby (or fat) reader

•Yandere (preferred)

•Smut (preferred, just reference what you’d want in the ask and I’ll give it to ya.)

•Non con/ Dub con/ CNC

•Platonic

•Headcannons

•Drabbles

•Imagines

I’ll draw any of the above as well

I won’t write (or draw)

•Scat

•Pedophillia

•Age Regression (dkh)

•Detransition

Masterlists:

Tf2

Demoman:

Demo joining a LARP group!

Yandere Demo w/ an s/o who doesn’t like dancing

Yan demo w/ bartender S/O

Engineer

Yandere Conagher Brothers x oblivious reader

Dell x trans husband smut

Yandere Engie and forced affection

Traveling preist Engie Art by @virginstoner666 💗

Go! Yandere Engineer x GN reader (almost smut)

Heavy:

Yan heavy cuddles!

Pyro

Yandere Platonic Emesis py Reader

Semi unmasked art

Ms. Pauling

Yandere Ms. Pauling

Semi Marriage proposal

Platonic Ms. Pauling and new trainee

Medic:

Yandere medic smut

Yandere medic with a captive that goes missing

Yandere medic and a partner w/ stolkholm

Yandere medic lap dance

Yandere medic Cycle of violence smut

Scout:

Get bonked

Yandere scout, kissing practice

Platonic scout

Sniper:

In my style

With a bratty so smut

Soldier:

Nsfw thoughts

Platonic Solly and overstimulated hugs

Spy:

Yandere spy egg vibes

All:

Yandere Red Octoberfest drawing

Would I trust them with my pets?

Demo and heavy x reader Head-cannons

Mercs reacting to a love letter

Yandere emesis Blue x reader

Yandere medic and sniper w/ clingy s/o

Emesis character comfort

Yandere mercs and if they’re comforting or not

Yandere mercenaries and how scary they are when jealous

Yandere Angel au with Sniper, Solider, and Medic smut

My my mercenaries

Soldier/Demo

Medic/engineer

Merc Headcannons

Memed science party

Spy and Engie dad stance

Btas

Alberto

Cornelius Stirk:

Stirk img.

Eddie

BTAS Eddie nsfw snippet

Yandere Arkham asylum riddler w/ shy and anxious reader

Yan telltale riddler with a reader who tries to escape

Yandere telltale Eddie

Yandere Arkham Eddie hcs

Handling it (smut)

Caked up Eddie img.

Eddie frame redraws💚

In my style: Ed and Jerv 💚💙

Nightmares img.

An Ed Kento for Sunny 💚💛

For Arkhamverse simps

Scantily clad ed

5’2 Au pt 1

5’2 suited up

5’2 Au ground img.

5’2 classic mv

5’2 smut pic

There’s a light img.

BTAS Insp. Art

Indulgent riddlebat

More fancy Eddie Art

Dilf Eddie?

Flashy Eddie ing.

Yandere platonic Eddie teaching riddles

Harley:

Harvey:

Au art

Harvey and insert art

Tasteful nudity

Ivy:

Jack:

Joinker au

More whore clown img.

Jervis:

Bonkers img

Jervis img.

Wonderlan img.

Reading img.

Johnathan:

Johnny img.

Scarecrow design img

BTAS scarecrow yandere head-cannons

Comp drawing w/ batman

Yandere BTAS headcannons

Ozwald:

Oswald Img.

Compilation

Au Squad: Jervis, John, Jack, and Edd

5’2 height matrix img (WIP)

Batman Vigilante Squad Au

Hazbin/Helluva Boss

Alastor

Under the Same Young Sky (male reader, ao3)

Vox

Yandere Vox housespouse

It Takes Time to See a Doll, Yandere Vox x Cis!Fem Reader P[1] [1.5]

Vox x chubbyfem reader wip

Ocs

Maddox

Maddox x reader play fighting