#yandere ant x anteater

[ozzgin]

Yandere fire ant 100% human x store clerk Y/N

(This is a joke I AM BEING /SRS I DONT WANT A YAN BURG INCIDENT)

Yandere! Ant Human x Anteater Human Reader

You swear your regular smells like ants. Every evening, without exception, you’ll scan his items in a daze, unable to concentrate, overwhelmed by an insatiable hunger.

“Say, do you use perfume?” you blurt out.

He can barely contain his grin. He loves seeing you all pent up, frustrated and starved.

“Not at all. Why do you ask?”

It’s obvious you have a crush on him. He’s not just imagining things. Truth be told, he’s been stalking you for much longer, keeping a safe distance. He didn’t expect in his wildest dreams that you’d be this flustered for him. Is this finally his chance to ask you out?

“I see.”

Your stomach grumbles. If you could, you’d inhale him on the spot. But you grit your teeth and frown.

Focus, you tell yourself. You’re just a regular human.

[ozzgin]

Ozz I unironically love the idea of a fucked up not-quite-romance between a fire ant and an anteater and you have inspired me

the only thing in my head is that it ends in the anteater actually eating the ant alive (in a brutal and gruesome manner) and the last thoughts of the ant as the excruciating pain from being devoured while still conscious begins to fade to a dull ache are just "Oh this is an act of love, they're consuming me out of a desire to be closer than bodily possible so they're doing the only thing they can think to do" and the ant weakly tries to lean up for a kiss only for part of their head to get chomped off which finally kills them

and then after it's all done the anteater realizes they actually did love the ant but their hunger always got in the way of realizing it

bonus: make it a crossover and have the detective with the yan!eldritch god investigate the crime scene after the body was found (and the anteater is now holed up somewhere slowly losing their sanity from emotional agony because they ate the person they loved)

sorry if this is too fucked up for you, I like writing dark and twisted murder mysteries and describing the kills in detail (I am asking this on anonymous out of fear and shame)

My only observation to your otherwise perfectly splendid story is whether it's a final chomp we're talking about, or just one, big slurp. Given Reader is a straight-up anteater, or at least maintains some of that anteater behavior, there might be slight technical difficulties when it comes to chewing the yandere in the theatrical way suggested by you.

The Detective!Reader and Eldritch God embark on a gruesome journey that causes them to question their own morality and sense of love. The ancient monster gazes upon the scarce remains of the ant, and a thought suddenly strikes him: would he ever find himself in a similar position? When his beloved human reaches old age, would he not be tempted to devour their very soul while it's still throbbing with life and dreams? It has potential. Though for him, personally...he'd rather just kill the masses and trade their souls for yours.

Heh. It's a nice idea, and you absolutely don't have to worry about something being too gory. When it comes to cannibalistic tendencies, I do have one Hannibal x Reader short which I feel is very much on topic. It's a trope I enjoy a lot, but I never know when to insert it in a story. I actually have an empty draft for a Yan!Artist, and I'm now wondering if I should write it in a mildly horror-esque manner, where the Yandere keeps painting you as dissected and split open, fantasizing about your insides as the ultimate form of intimacy.