#yancakes

[sefil-patates-cuvali]

Miracı benim sevgilim sandılar cemrenin sevgilisi ama cemreyi ele veremem ama bu sefer benim götüm yancak mirac siktir git lan götelek

[cehennemindibindeki]

Offffff yarın lazere gitmek zorundayım gecen ay ful hasta olduğum için gitmedim ve bu çok aciyacagi anlamına geliyo yancak yine amim

[bucurcadi]

Benden size bir tavsiye asla birilerine değer verip asla yapmam dediğiniz şeyleri yapmayın sonunda canı yancak olan siz oluyorsunuz çünkü.

[itstimeforstarwars]

I'm here asking about yancackes and the cooking ability of dooku's line because I was to hear your opinions. Please.

I’m so glad you asked!!

Here are my opinions on everyone’s cooking ability and the origins of yancakes it got pretty long:

Yoda--I don’t usually count yoda in a specific lineage bc he’s likely the several-greats-grandmaster of like 60-70% of the Coruscant temple, but he is in fact Dooku’s master so I will include him here. Yoda is an excellent cook--by troll standards. If the Coruscant temple had more trolls and less humans everyone would be begging him for his stew recipe all the time. Unfortunately, most people in the Temple just don’t like his sense of taste, and while they’ll suffer through it out of politeness, it’s not considered “good food” by the majority and it’s practically a rite of passage to have to try and excuse yourself from having stew at Yoda’s.

Dooku--learned to cook out of self-preservation as Yoda’s padawan, and then became good at it because he’s a perfectionist. Dooku has a rather exacting personality, demanding good results from both himself and others whenever he puts his mind to something, so once he decides he’s going to learn to cook, he becomes a very good cook. When he starts out, he’s very much a by-the-book follow-the-recipe guy, but as he learns more about cooking and theory and stuff he begins to experiment more. Going on missions gives him plenty of experience with having to use alternate methods than what a specific recipe will want, and after a while he can pretty feasibly make something edible from whatever’s on hand no matter what planet he’s on because he knows what kinds of stuff goes together and how to cook it so that it doesn’t end up burnt or mushy.

Rael--at first he was just hopelessly lost in the kitchen. Just could not make anything without getting distracted by overthinking the directions and ruining it somehow. Ruined three sets of Dooku’s pans, including the ones that he would consider his favorites if he got attached to such trivial things. Dooku absolutely refused to give up and they kept experimenting with different methods to try and get Rael a little less lost in the kitchen. After several years, Dooku finally came up with his Padawan-Proof Pancake recipe. There’s a little song involved. The ingredients are forgiving enough that even if you undercook or overcook it a bit it’s still delicious. The song is built to keep you on time in the cooking so you don’t over- or under- cook it, but the ingredients forgive you if you lose track of yourself. Once Rael masters the Yancake, he decides that rebelling against your master is cool, actually, and swiftly becomes the exact opposite of everything that Dooku is, and that includes cooking. Even once he’s knighted he can’t help but intentionally be bad at most of the things that Dooku is good at, and anyway he spends most of his adult life living as an advisor in a palace so it’s not like he really needs to know how to cook.

Qui-Gon--theoretically Qui-Gon can cook, but he’s easily distractible, especially when he’s thinking about prophecies or the Force or Tahl or his padawans or or or...so if someone isn’t keeping a close eye on him, he will. burn. everything. Fortunately for Qui-Gon, the Yancake is easy enough (and Dooku had him make it often enough) that it can practically be done on autopilot, especially if you’re humming the song that goes with it. Kitchen timers don’t work on Qui-Gon because either he tunes them out or he forgets what they were for or he mistakes them for a commlink ringer, leaves the kitchen to go find where he left his commlink, and when he finally finds it the space fire alarm is going off. Once he becomes a Knight and a Master he just kind of stops bothering with cooking. After all, there’s food halls at the Temple, there’s ration packs on the ship, and there’s the generosity of his hosts whenever he’s on a mission. The Force will provide.

Komari--she learned the Yancake easily enough, but any small mistake that she would make in the kitchen would infuriate her. After all, it was so easy for her Master, so it shouldn’t be so difficult for her. After one too many eggs cracked hard enough that they splattered everywhere, she decided that cooking was stupid and she’d become a master duelist to impress her Master instead.

Nim--the Yancake was one of the first things Rael taught Nim about. Unfortunately, he didn’t really have the time to teach her to cook even if he was able to.

Feemor--Feemor’s pretty much the only other person in this lineage who can cook. He’s a pretty down-to-earth guy with a sensible head on his shoulders and since he’s Qui-Gon’s first padawan he definitely got a lot of exposure to Dooku because Qui-Gon was constantly worrying that he was messing up as a first-time Master. Dooku was just glad to have one (1) child that doesn’t burn the house down.

Xanatos--learned to cook the Yancake specifically because it was the creation of Master Dooku. Felt that all other cooking was beneath him.

Obi-Wan--was raised on ration bars and the hospitality of others pretty much. Learned how to cook the Yancake because it’s a lineage thing now and Qui-Gon thought it was important for him to know. Didn’t have Dooku in his life until Dooku was a Separatist leader, and obviously you’re not really going to get cooking lessons from the man who spends most of his time trying to kill you. Kind of learned to cook over a campfire during his time on Mandalore but has trouble remembering what exactly he’s supposed to do unless someone else (Satine) is there helping. Tries to learn to cook once he has a padawan of his own but still isn’t very good at it and once caught Bail Organa’s kitchen on fire. Mostly puts things in the space microwave and calls it cooking.

Anakin--can cook three (3) things: Gourmet Roast Bug, Yancakes, and Yoda’s stew. If Yoda didn’t have such misgivings about Anakin’s future and potential darkness, Anakin would be his favorite exclusively because Anakin actually likes Yoda’s cooking. Gourmet Roast Bug was something his mother taught him to make, and he tried to teach Obi-Wan to make it once while they were camping out on a mission. Obi-Wan ended up catching his robes on fire and alerting the enemy to their position.

Ahsoka--has to be supervised cooking not because she’s a danger in the kitchen but because cooking is just really boring to her, and she gets tired of it before she even gets to the turning-the-oven-on part. Unless Rex, Anakin, or Plo can convince her to do it as bonding time she won’t do it. Learned to make Gourmet Roast Bug and Yancakes during missions, but never really had the time or inclination to learn anything else before leaving the Jedi Order. Learns to cook a little better on the run for survival purposes, but mostly lives on ration bars.

[cuirassier]

yancakes replied to your post: Did you need to be such a dick to that artist?

Haha, the “mumblr” (mom tumblr) tag gets a lot of drama because people who play the sims tell stories about what their sims are doing and use the mumblr tag, along with several other tags that belong to “real” subjects/communities. It’s pretty garbage lol.

Looks like it’s the same mess as everywhere, at least here you could get a good laugh about it.

[6ad6ro]

yancakes replied to your post “yancakes replied to your photo “hey has the tumblr app removed the...”

Holy shit yeah no the ones I got didn't auto scroll, it was full screen until you scrolled past manually, it looked sort of in the background and was inobtrusive

no srry yeah those were the ones. they don’t autoscroll but there’s no way to zip past em bc the scrolling slows down so much and they temporarily take over the entire app. i’m confused bc you’re describing something as “inobtrusive” which is kinda the key definition of obtrusive lol. no offense idk how u can stand em they’re so so awful!

[allthecanadianpolitics]

yancakes replied to your post “My mom keeps using the argument of 'you shouldn't be against kinder...”

Essentially, no matter what any activist does that seems hypocritical- even straight up littering- is NOTHING compared to the physical waste (litter) of industry. One of the only things we can do on our end is not give money to the industry but society is literally arranged to make that avoidable.

And due to the twin forces of capitalism and monopolies, its very hard if not impossible to boycott a major product like oil or even a single company.

Like if you try to boycott Nestle over their ill practices over fresh water extraction, its not going to be easy because they own companies that own thousands of different common food products.

[shiftythrifting]

yancakes replied to your post “International Junk Boxes”

Make sure when you post them to Canada you devalue the boxes as much as possible. Canadian customs is notorious for randomly slapping customs costs on things- literally, I've had postmen describe the process to me. If there's anything specific on the label, they'll google it, find a website that's hyper overcharging for it and slap an insane customs price on it.

I learned this shipping on Etsy.  It happens when shipping to the UK, too.  A post office held one of my statues I made for a wedding and demanded more money from the person picking it up because it said “wedding gift” or something.  I valued it at $15 because I made it and sold it, they valued it at $70.

I did a customs form to Canada yesterday, I only put “t-shirt” and “toys” instead of describing anything.  I learned my lesson.

[yellow-glazed-terracotta]

summer day on the @mochicraft server

[psychicdinosaur]

@yancakes

omg that’s too adorable.  if there was a series of videos of elmo teaching mandarin i’d definitely do it

[omercifulheaves]

“Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of....”

[reflektive-craft]

Bamboo Jungle Mine in the @yancakemc server! Never thought I’d run into a world gen like this before!

[catcrafting]

@floweringoak‘s house on @yancakemc is so cute!🌱🌻

[itstimeforstarwars]

The war has been over for a few years now. Cody still can't believe that this is how his life turned out.

(Codywan Week Day 2: Fix-It)

@codywanweek

[yancakemc]

Welcome to Yancake and Vanillacake!

Yancake is a 1.12.2 modded survival server with many fun mods and creative towns and Vanillacake is a 1.14.4 vanilla survival server with a bunch of fun and useful plugins, lots of CIT packs and a lovely community. The server is separate from our 1.12.2 modded server but share the same discord! So you can play on whichever server you like!

If you haven’t guessed from these pictures were also doing things for Halloween!! So join us for the month of October and enjoy our festival! We're now accepting new members into our discord which you can find Here! We look forward to see new members! The link with be valid for the next couple days or until we fill up again. See you all there!

P.S. if you’re wondering where to find our mods or texture packs don’t worry those are available on the discord, also feel free to ask us about our mods or packs any time!

[6ad6ro]

yancakes replied to your post “let’s talk about this idea of incels for a sec. i’m gonna do my best...”

they're calling relationships with women a "game", again devaluing the human component. jfc.

yepppp.