#yall can get mad at me all you want but nothing can unfuck the Frussy

[pleasantspark]

MFERS Shipping Be like

Character One: Hasn't met Character Two Fandom: OMG I SHIP IT (I like Crackships but wtf)

Character One: I hate you Character Two: I hate you too Fandom: OMG I SHIP IT (Enemies to Lovers IS okay, but ONLY if it isn't abusive and romanticizing it.)

Character One (Frieza): *Compliments Character Two (Yamcha) that seems gay af but is just a Man appreciating another mans strength.* Fandom: ITS FUCKING TRRRRRUE LOOOOVE (Cant a man JUST fucking compliment ANOTHER ONE WITHOUT IT TURNING GAY.)

Character One: *Shares a same voice actor with Character Two* Fandom: OMG I SHIP IT! (What is this? Fucking selfcest? /j)

BONUS ROUND

Bisexual Character: *Dating a Same Sex Person* Fandom: THIS PERSONS GAY AND OR LESBIAN! STOP IT. (Bisexual and Pansexual People ARE QUAKING HOLY FUCK DID THANOS SNAP THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE!? WHERE DID THE 50% OF OTHERS GO! #STOPBIPANERASURE)

Okay, listen, y'all can ship whatever, but this is mainly me complaining about the stupid ship shit I see occasionally, but SERIOUSLY DO BETTER.