#yall are too nice i stg ;;

[creamyandrich]

Good stuff on the follower mark, you deserve it so gosh darn much!! Legit check in on your blog every Saturday and love seeing it so much. I was lukewarm on Mettaton before but I think you may've made me a believer!

I will say my favorite of your's is Ang///el Du///st and Florence, such a good plant girl design! If you're still doing requests, maybe either of them stuffing themselves silly on tinies?

In any case, good shit! You deserve all of it, and please keep up the good work!!!!

"Last one~ Always sad to see all you little bastards dissappear, but I love the extra curvage you add~"

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Omg THANK YOU??? I'm just a dude with some pencils and a sketchbook and it makes my heart soar getting messages like this ;w;

[violentviolette]

☆ put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It's time to spread positivity 💜🧚🏻‍♀️

[thatdeadaquarius]

PLS YOU’RE SO FUNNY your pspspsps is too strong I’m back with more asks hello how are you I’m loving your takes on sagau! I thought of a contribution by the power of the pspsps imagine like the languages in teyvat are based on the nations’ real life counterparts (like Japanese for Inazuma) but like only loosely. So creator knows like exactly 3 words in Japanese and think they’re gonna take that and somehow make it work but they get there and understand NOTHING. They finally understand like one word but turns out it means something completely different in this version of “Japanese” so they think someone told them hi and they said hi back but they’re just going around saying “fuck” and no one wants to tell them

ANOTHER ONE YUHSSS LURING BACK IN FOR MORE im doing well tysm for asking ya flatterer!!

aw u think im funny??!! 🥰 well geez here i thought i was just going feral over sagau/isekai genshin stuff and it was like a dam burst and all yall were just coming down with me funny or not 🤷‍♂️

(Hey askers look ive got cookies 🍪🍪🍪 :) if u ask smth ill give u one!!)

Nice to know the humor translates, but holy fuck this ask is like 10x funnier than anything ive written so far or come up with LMAO PLEASE NO ONE WANTS TO TELL YOU-

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This is exactly what Portugese vs. Spanish is like i stg

Im not fluent yet but i know a decent amount of spanish at this point, but when i was first learning it i ran into some Portuguese and couldnt really read it and was like?? Oh ok maybe this is too many vocab words i dont get yet, and showed it to another person who spoke some Spanish and they were like ".. Uh, wtf is that?? What is that???🧐😟 Thats not even Spanish, but why is it almost???" And they just kept trying to read it so hard bc they thought it was so close it should work 😭

Anyway the point is i feel like that is just you in this scenario over and over again lol

Its like teaching a little kid language and they happen to pick up the cusswords the best,

Omfg ur around Beidou about to head to Inazuma (bc i like to think u traveling with Aether/Lumine and they r sweet enough not to abandon ur weird ass)

And Beidou just keeps cussing in Liyue's-almost-Mandarian-Chinese-but-not, and ur like trying to pick smth up bc it sucks none of ur little bits and pieces of lang. from ur world have worked so far, and she keeps saying this one word over and over again, to this angry looking Liyue guy, oh hey wait a minute, that's the Mandarin word for "hello"!! Maybe she's using it sarcastically?? She smiled afterward, oh Kazuha's laughing!! Maybe it means smth different? But they still look positive abt it so eh, cant hurt, and you sort of know how to say it!!

"你好 !! (nǐhǎo)", you do a little wave too :)

(I just used straight mandarin for this pls tell me if not right-)

Hey you did it! Sort of, you didn't really do the tones right, and you look over to see if they got it, and oop-

Everybody froze and looked at you, before Beidou starts screaming laughing, Kazhua's wheezing so hard he's leaning on a barrel nearby, the traveler is trying to keep it together, but u can see Beidou's ridiculous laugh is contagious and is spreading rapidly to crew members and to the traveler,,

The angry Liyuean man no longer looks angry, oh, he's leaving, welp, you can tell u did smth funny, but u havent a clue what u actually said

Every now and then Beidou will come up to you and try to teach u more Liyuean words, but anytime the traveler sees it they shoo her off, she has a shit-eating grin on her face, while the traveler looks unamused or is at least trying to hide their amusement

(There r so many characters that will take advantage of this and only try to teach you cuss words, at least at first, CHILDE, kaveh, VENTI, Itto, BEIDOU, Xinqiu the little prankster, ppl i can think of quickly god i gotta look at a character list)

Beidou BEAMS anytime u say "nîhâo" now, and gives u a thumbs up everytime 👍

You learn much later that you probably should just give up trying to say any of your world's lang. That sound equivalent to each genshin country's lang. bc apparently the few words you know from them are either random shit like "egg, bowl, etc." Or straight up explicit "fuck, shit, piss etc."

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I didnt have too much to add bc that is a GREAT AND HILARIOUS idea all on its own (esp if u did it in front of more serious characters or situation)

So pls forgive if lackluster writing happened!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! COME AGAIN!! AND YOU'LL GET A FREE COOKIE!! :]

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Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

[webism]

jus read nanamis route… that was TEWWWW good

YALL ARE TOO NICE i stg. its going to change a lot once i have the full drop ready—so it might be worth a reread then :p

[imeverywoman420]

i think the only way to get men to chase u is to have a madonna whore complex and act like your hot shit. basically treat them the same way they treat u be nice to them but not too much. its fuckin crazy how much it works . i stg 80% of men just have mommy issues and hella insecure

i suppose some men don’t really care about those things when looking for a gf but idk it seems like every girl i see that has a man that wasn’t otherwise very loyal or committed wrapped around her finger is like that. if u know what i mean

i dont wanna be chased at all. Ewww. I want a guy that likes me/loves me but i LOOOOOVEEEEEE 🥰😍😍😍😍😍💖🥺🥺🥺 him. And he just thinks its really cute. Like he LOVES me. I just love him. Way way way more. If that makes sense. Thats my ideal dynamic.

i dont want to wrap a. Man around my finger. I want to be wrapped around his finger. I would rather love him more. If yall dont get it thats fine but i know who i am lmfao. Like. Believeeeee me. It has taken me. So fucking long. To be able to be real with myself and even allow myself to THINK these thoughts. But i HAVE to be honest with myself if i ever want to be happy in life.

[almadosol]

guys tell me if this is so wrong?? okay so last week a couple of my friends and i and my bf were hanging out. me and my friend (f) were talking like “hm i wonder what the guys talk about, id love to be a little fly on the wall” so i told her i could turn on my dash cam to record the audio but in order to turn it on it would’ve made it obvious to turn it on cuz it was right by their faces. anyways, i got to thinking..i could just leave my phone here on record and then we can listen to what they said later. perfect. me and my friend (f) step out to smoke and the guys have a nice long 20 min convo. almost a week later i went to go listen to the voice recording and it’s nothing but my bf saying how was i with the guys before him..something along the lines of if i’m retarded. ouch. um, moving on…then he said if i have 3 bodies he should also have 3 bodies as in the have a threesome. LIVID atp. LIVID. next he said he could’ve bagged a badddddddd ethiopian girl instead of me and that would’ve been blessed cuz she had a fat ass and a nice face. LIVID. I WANT TO CRAWL OUT OF MY SKIN. for context, i’m white!! like fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk me. then he said he should’ve dipped but his bff said nah you already dealt w that. then they discussed something about if i disagreed abt the religion thing (for context my bf is muslim and i’m christian) he’s going to dip as in leave lol um my stomach is in knots. my life is a joke. his friend mentioned i’m not serious about getting to know my own religion and how i act different when im w our other friend and all of this hurts. my bf mentioning to his bff that i don’t even like sucking dick. the two of the discussing my sexual past history and judging it and then comparing me to another girl by saying (lowering your standards) which is just atrocious on so many levels i don’t even wanna get into that. he said he found out i was the other guy after but i was too late to leave since he liked me too much. i fucking despise. do yall understand. felt like he was just talking soooo much shit on my name. fuck, it was all too much. my bf leaves nothing to me and him. his bff knows everything about me under the sun and our where abouts and our shenanigans like fuck me i have no fucking privacy. i fucking hate these idiots. fucking dumbass holier that thou bs. fuck yourselves. virginity doesn’t equal purity. purity is from within, from the heart. i fucking despise men and i stg after this i’m switching sides. imma fuck the girl his bff likes ahahhahahah fucking dumb fucks. now i’m pissed, livid, pressed. do not want to speak to or see either one of them. is this justifiable? how do i mention this to them without mentioning i was secretly recording. but to be fair they were in my car. help ):( also i’ve only listened to the audio once cuz i’m soooo scared + i’ve already cried about this for a good half hour + cancelled my plans of brining my car to the mechanic. this is why i didn’t wanna be with anyone. all men do is hurt you and then act clueless🙄

[thembosupreme]

arcane act 2 blubbering

spoilers ahead

pAINT THE TOWN BLUE

slay forever i hope caitlyn is losing so much sleep

ew more lesbian cops

jinx playing monsters with isha 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHES THE BIG SISTER NOW

omg its the rift herald and the scuttle bug

THEYRE PLAYING BUGS!!!

ISHA NONVERBAL JINX HYPERVERBAL

no seriously she’s adorable as a big sister and isha wanting to be just like her i’m gonna cry

THEY HAVE A HANDSHAKE?!?!?!! S t O P

Sevika mom™️

“Jinx is dead.” mhm i’ve said that too lmao

Nooooo goat man! rip dude u looked dope as hell

lmao suffer ambessa idk girl

times like these i miss silco a lot ya know.

blue hair cult blue hair cult blue hair cult

bLUE HAIR BLUE HAIR (we should deffo look closer at that. make the blue hair pronouns thing go crazy.)

YA JINX (ISHA OH MY GOD!)

“I’d know it anywhere” bitch get a grip.

she’s a fascist but she’s not completely stupid (i hate caitlyn) not her now being like “uwu violence bad” bitch u committed WAR CRIMES AND ALMOST MURDERED BUT CERTAINLY ENDANGERED A CHILD

suffer pilties *patooie*

lmao viktor jesus rumors real

SEVIKAAAAAAA and her butch fuck ass bob ✨✨✨

HAHA FINGER JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Im CACKLING

isha powder lemmie fix it eyes oh nooooo

not her talking to his chair i’m actually gonna throw up. “maybe that’s what i was like for you” stop sobbing crying im so sorry jinxie id did have to happen tho ur the best thing to happen to Zaun and him 💖😭 i need to hug her.

mohawk you better not i stg. shut up. SHUT UP.

Isha!

MOHAWK NO!

omg hi doc.

Jinxers!!

let’s go!!!!!!! Sevika one handing!!!oh- oh shit NO!

Doc….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

awe the fort JINX U GOTTA RUN!

“they got her.” EXACTLY

it’s on.

AH- hi silco mwah kisses- NOT NOW!

go gettem Jinx.

awe signed weird smelly uncle :3

WARWICK TIME BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSS!!!!!!

Every time sevika and jinx duo i get so excited lmao

LMAO GIRL JINX BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK it’s okay they don’t understand fashion. ur clown pants are slay

AH- Shes so slay

JINX IN DISGUISE! ITS THE LORE!! THE LORE!!!! she’s an actor

Oh. OH oh shit that’s CRAZY!

ZAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE WE GOOOOOOO!!!!!

how tf are the braids in the helmet as someone who has that wig there is no way in hell it’s all fitting under there.

jinx and her own lil gang she got by doing what had to be done i hope this helps her feel a lil better

NICE TOUCH!!! THEYRE NOT MAD!! THEY SEE U BABY GIRL!! THE WAY SILCO DID TOO!!!! wether he knew it or not at the time. you’re the blue flare! a wrench in the works and - ah- oh we’re fighting ambessa

YES WARWICK V AMBESSA LETS GO!

and i’m crying again

lmao singed going “i’m good. yall have fun tho. my dogs gonna come pick me up.”

AH-

AH!! JINX NO!

AAHHHHHH JINX MODE!!!!

silco would be so fucking proud of u jinx im so serious holy fucking shit.

yAY THE BIG GUARD DIED!! by ah- unstoppable killing machine

JINX NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SLIPNSLIDAL AGAIN!

oh- oh shit he knows…. he can see powder holy fuck! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Blisters and Bedrock

wow cait u look like garbage. i hope that keeps up and you keep suffering 🖤✨

walk em around uncle doctor singed

oh hi! mel! things have gone crazy! ur moms nuts balls. she’s manipulating the narrative girl u gotta get o u t!!

mmm the mirroring marcus and silco makes me not trust this man.

OH! It’s ur brother! Yay! Still don’t know if i trust him.

great now let’s “what the fuck is mom into????”

oh my god the mural 🥺

get a grip vi.

seriously stop. do u need a shot or a bottle or something stop.

JINX DO NOT. Girl! this is NOT HOW SILCO RAISED YOU. DO NOT LICK CAVE WALLS

oh yes! this is good! fight! yes! talk it out!

BITCH MITTENS! Get her ass! Yay!!!! smack her!!

lmao me and my siblings fr lmaooooooooo- oh oh no.

“still got all your insides?” i can see silco saying it bro STOP!

i still think jinx should get to break vi’s nose again. but i’m glad we got that out of our systems in a safer environment without an audience (isha doesn’t count she’s the baby sibling)

WOAH YOUNG SILCO HOLY SHIT JUMPSCARW I WILL Cry

holy FUCK AAAAAA those gifs are gonna be great. vander knew silco was alive the whole time. how else would he have that image im just sayin.

mel u have a touch of the arcane baby. we been done knew but still

oh did she give u up kino? lol

ah still don’t trust him. i think this might be an interrogation. mel u and him have different dads look at yourself. you’re magic and probably the next chosen of the wolf.

CAITLYN EAT SHIT! I’m sorry. i hate her so much.

he tried to bring back his daughter huh…

Dr. Reveik!!! I’m still sayin Jinx and Sico called him “doc” and “the doctor” respectively

oriana????!?!? ORIANNA!!!???????!! ooo almost Orianna 👀

MEL WILD RUNES READER!

he isn’t real! knew it.

WOAH-

LE BLANC

SISTER!!!! SHES A LE BLANC!? AAAAAAAA

THE OLD HIDEOUT HOLY SHIt! Silco’s first coat 🥺🖤 and it’s stupid buttons 🥹 i miss my wife tails.

“when she died”? sir?????

BLISTERS AND BEDROCK IM GONNA THROW UP.

silco never looked back…. vander knew he was alive somewhere and didn’t look. oh yeah. they broke up for sure. and over a girl. lmao the throuple that killed the lanes

vi learning not to punch is gonna save them

- *gay thoughts*

the gif makers are gonna have a FIELD DAY!! AND I CANT WAIT

he has a MAN BUN!??!????!? I hate him (i’d die for him)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ajsnxkwkdjd

ITS THEIR MOM

hOLY SH I T! im gonna kms he’s so cute stop. THEYRE NOT A THROUPLE? Are we sure????

oh my GOD! I’m GONNA CRY!!!! THEY RAISED HER BABIES AND THEY’RE THE HOPE OF ZAUN!

VANDER NAMED HER??!! AAAAAAAAAA

zaun would always be their inheritance 🖤

i’m actually sobbing oh my god

oh shit lmao and now the gays and their divorce.

it isn’t gay divorce unless there’s a body count once again.

holy shit this show is a roller coaster

viktor is literally magic now??? tbh he deserves it

caitlyn getting noxus 101 and facism 102 at the same time

cult 101: “we’re a family here.” (multi appplicable )

The Herald™️

oh lord this won’t end well.

awe it’s a nice lookin cult at least.

lmao his peekaboo bleach job aight count fagula

VICTOR AND JINX INTERACTION

Metal Fortune Cookie is his name now.

naur destroying is fun ✨🦋

The Machine Herald™️ is nonbinary fact.

i just kept crying for a while

i love therapy ✨✨

i hope sevika uniting zaun or starting glasctech industries is going well i miss her.

this is all alot

did vi get top surgery???

slay is so.

isha no isha be careful isha no no no no baby no no oo baby please

n o

no no no

im sobbing 😭😭

that is so fucked up holy shit.

[cobaltaris]

Aris Media 2023 #22: Spider-Man (2002 Film)

if you remember my Spider-Man PS4 blog - peep the #Aris Media 2023 tag yall, hope it works lol - then yeah, I did wanna fully watch the Raimi Spider-Man movies next because i was webbed hooked on the red guy, and, as a terminally online neurodivergent autistic probably ADHD having sheep

HOLY HELL WHAT A RIDE

this was like a top-tier film but in both the ironic and unironic sense, holy shit. Tobey Maguire is a treasure and carries the whole film! the first half is such a delight because his deadpan deliveries for every single thing is delightful. i would protect him??

like, every scene in this movie just unleashed a visceral reaction from me - EVERY TIME PETER DOES THE FUCKIN WEB SWINGING HE JUST SHOUTS WHOOOO-HOOO AND THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I STG

honestly it kinda helps that Willem Defoe has just as batshit a performance as Green Goblin? something of a scientist himself, one could say. like, when they cut to that fuckin military base and he just BLOWS IT UP to that sudden cut with the graduation ceremony? I WAS ROLLING I'M SORRY HE'S SUCH A FUCKING HAM

ALSO THE SKELETONS. THESE FUCKIN SKELETONS MADE ME LOSE IT OMG THAT EFFECT IS SUCH A 2002 THING

i mean yea the story outside that was pretty nice and effective! nothing mindblowing but i felt for Peter and MJ, Harry was legit interesting to see play out with Norman, the Uncle Ben stuff worked too i think, and Aunt May?

damn girl let out a fat one

climax was kinda weak tbh i didnt really feel much, second half in general was cool but i feel like they could've done more with the final encounter? idk this film is just S tier its just peak, this dumb film is gonna infest my brain for 3 weeks, THREE MORE WEEKS OF PLAYTIIIME

[nimblelizard]

Happy Birthday to you!

🥺🥺🥺 thank you

[summerohnine]

loveddddd you bring me home 🥰

thank you love 🥺

[literalite]

hey hello i agree with that aggressively sweet anon youre gorgeous youre handsome youre aaaaaaa

guys i cant kiss u all i dont know if i have enough love left in my heart for all this...

[mochike]

you idk if that's too forward of me to say but... your art kinda great 🥺

thank you so much 😳 👉👈

[batz]

bubbys feelings come back full force after coomers divorce, but he knows that he cant be w him bc of black mesa, and its probably too soon even if he COULD... so he kinda starts avoiding him? not to be rude, hes still there when coomers Sad, but hes rlly quiet and doesnt meet coomers eyes. Coomer gets rlly worried for him? bc hes not usually so distant? so he approaches like "if somethings wrong you Need to tell me." n bubby BREAKS like he just starts crying man... feelings r hard... :'(

MAN yall love ANGST yall love SAD huh..ok cries

[corvidii]

i really dont have enough brain cells to read mystery books i forget the main characters name how do you expect me to remember what happened at exactly 12:14am on septemeber 12th at widesurf drive idk i dont remember the irl date dude lmao

[benzeneteen]

HOLY FUCK DUDE YOU LOOK COOL AS HELL

BRR THANKS

[violentviolette]

☀️ I just exist to gas you really 😌