#yall are embarasing

[roachesbf]

i have this thing on my mind and my friend recently told me about your fics.. i read some of them and yeah, they were pretty good (I LOVE IT, BRO. i love chubby konig, he can do anything to me.) so anyway, i don't know what to say if its a habit or not but i always suprise people and ask if they are suprise, i have gotten hit once. damn. but can you do a headcanon about ghost or konig x male reader that always have a "habit" suprising people and ask if they're suprise... (sorry for my bad english, yall. i swear i'm probably sleepy doing this request.)

anyways, have a great day/night !

-🦈

Surprising Konig / Male!Reader

art @ shakalann (twt.com)

Tch tch tch, shame on you for scaring such an antsy guy, but also shame on him for getting scared. It’s quite easy to surprise him when you’re on base. He knows he’s deciently safe there, so he doesn’t have to be too aware of his surroundings. But that doesn’t mean he’s safe from you. It’s not even your fault most of the time for scaring him, he just spaces out a lot during the day when he’s not busy, so it’s easy to go unnoticed to the big guy himself. He totally jumps and does a full 180 when you scare him, it almost reminds you of a rabbit. Konig is the type to yell insults when you scare him, so expect a few “your mothers a whore!” but trust me he doesn’t think your mothers a whore, he thinks your mother is very nice, he just said it out of fear. If he’s not vocal with his fright then trust me, he does get physical. People shake their head when you keep surprising him and getting the same outcome. He’s hit you, and somehow flipped you over one time when you spooked him by jumping on his back!! Of course he felt so bad that he knelt right next to and was basically dying himself out out of embarasment. He feels so bad that he physically can’t make eye contact with you but at the same time will do anything for you. Even if you joke and ask if he was surprised, he’ll scold you because you KNOW how he is when you surprise him. 

“Honig, did I scare you??”

“Schatzi…I literally punched you in the stomach. Why are you asking me this question.”

“So what you’re saying is that I need to do it again.”

“NO!!”

[rie04o]

omg heyyy I love you so much and you are my best friend and whenever I talk to you my day gets a little better and I hope we are friends forever :]

i am too high for this m. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiam goign to be so embarased about this if you mention it to me out loud i will actuqally explode so shhhhhhhhhhh sober tom will not know about this . im not actually that high its just silly

i love you i love you i love you il ouve li ui ilove i oloe ilvoirve oy i lourve. it makes me very happy that you guus like pick me for things its so islly im jsut listening to you guys talk and itm kaes me so hsppy im goinh to sooooooooooooooooooooo regret this maybe right afte r i post it but im healthy qnd emotionally stable anfd not repressed in anyway.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyansi love yall im so happie we are freinds! @vashingly youre included in this too bc you jsuit said smething aobut timber loving me more than you you arent allowe d to think that actuakly bc i think im cooler than you and if im not allowed to think im worse than others neither are you!!!!!!!!1 anyways

[just-jordie-things]

I just got a blurb, I love to embarrass Gumi so much I have soo many ideas. HIS BLUSGING FACE IS SP CUTE OMF🐑💥 o and pretend they are old enough to drink or a modern au,, idk‼️

SO the group is in a bar in the weekends to chill out and you got tipsy so so uhh in the bar there's a stage to perform whatever and you came to the stage and to the mic you say "This song is for my boyfriend over there that looks like a sea urchin" and then you sang the most funniest/embarasing song ever or just unordinary for the group or Megumi like "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran🐑🧑🏻‍🦰 (I WOULD LAUGH TO DEATH)

OMFG HED BE SO EMBARRASSED

but also i think that tipsy megumi would NOT be able to hide anything from anyone- his whole aloof mysterious exterior CRUMBLES

so everyone sees him trying to hide in his collar bc the other patrons are looking at him while his girl is putting on the performance of a lifetime (seriously yall might be asked to never return) BUT HE CANT HIDE THAT LOVESICK LOOK

he’s staring at you with so much love it’s clearly just pouring out his body. he’s blushing and sometimes his lips pull into a slight wince but they always right themselves into a smile when you make eye contact with him bc even if it comes across a little tone deaf it feels like you’re serenading him and his heart just canT TAKE IT

[isupportsomeoftheships67]

the owl house fandom on twitter is something else

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

“There is no ethical consumption under capitalism”

“Drinking non dairy milk is also bad for the environment”

“Eating vegan is bad because it’s not accessible enough”

[a-very-gay-spider]

Get out of here with all yall's cute gay panic moments. Where are my embarrassing gay panic gays at?

[travosti]

ive went completely BONKERS on my instagram stories...dont belive me?... WATCH for yourselves .. @80serotica

[mineta-minoru-is-baby]

Headcanon: Tsuyu likes Mineta because she's secrearly a perv herself. Let's just say that people in general make jer feel a certain way. However, unlike my boy here she isn't as open about it and certanly disaproves about some things he did. But because Mineta is so loud about it she fonda him easy to relate to and as if only he could understand her sometimes.

Tsu always struck me as a sweet girl who has a less generaly sweet side to her, while still being an actual cinamon roll

Plus, I've alwas imagined a scenario where they'd have a discusion about this. Like, just imagine Mineta not holding back at all with saying what he would want Midnight to do to him, while Tsu tries to sugarcoat these scenarios, because she feels kinda guilty and embarased about these feelings but still enjoys the conversation, because she can understand these things and honestly thinks that Mineta is the only person who she can openly talk to about this.

P.S. This is why I honestly never got the speak of Tsukoyami. Her and Tokoyami have litteraly nothing in comnon. Even if we don't count my headcanon, Mineta and Tsu still have a decent amount of things im comnon. They'd both silly looking, kinda blunt, cooperative and aproachable, ocasionaly enthusiastic... Tokoyami and her are... both animals in a way.

I get that people like the dynamic of oposites atract... but even then they must have something on comnon. It's usualy that one comnon trait that balanced the couple out and makes them come together neatly, because polar oposites can't work as a pair (think of it as the mixture of soda and milk and chocolte milk- one is disgusting because soda and milk are drinks we enjoy for different reasons and puting them together cancels that out, while milk and chocolte can both be asociated with sweetness so they can work well together and form something tasty). Tokoyami is a realy edgy character, both design and personality wise, so paring him up with someone who not only lacks this trait but is the complete opposite to it feels kinda icky. Same goes for Tsu's bluntness and straightforward way od acting.

Also if you wanna talk about their history... Tsuneta still has more. Tsu and Tokoyami have interacted once, for a test and have worked well. That isn't even that special, especialy considering the fact that Tsu is very friendly and cooperative anyway so she would be a good teamate, no matter who her partner is. Mineta and Tsu were once forced to work together because the villains sent them on a boat with Deku, once worked with him and Shoji willingly and had plenty of screentime with him seperazed from the main plot. The key difference between these two ships is that one of them brings out the most enjoyable aspects of both characters making their interactions fin to watch and write, while the other one washes their defining traits down in order for them to reach comnon ground and their whole relationship ends up boring and plain.

I can not stretch enough how much I do not care if other people ship something that I dislike. Maybie the rest od the fandom sees that comnon thing I physicaly can not see. My problem is when you start policing people for shiping something because you don't like the character.

Idk how many Tsukoyami fans are like this, maybie most of them are Nice and wholesome people... but I've heard people say that you should ship Tsukoyami instead of Tsuneta because, ew Mineta. Excuse me oficer, but just because both od these are heterosexual ships, involving the same female character does not mean that they're the same thing.

...I am so sorry, that was a little agresive. Wouldn't like to start a shipping war here, I've just held all this salt for way too long and it just kinda spilled everywhere...

no no anon,,,,go off sweetie youre doing amazing <3 

the only way tokoyami is getting with Tsu is thru a poly ship and thats my policy on that! Also, once again, i can’t even say much because yall are so damn eloquent and comprehensive in your replies that idk where to start or if i should even add anything! But hell yeah to everything you said! Spit them facts!!

[silver-cats]

I met this guy once (as in one time) at my uni meaning I kinda forgot what he looked like but yesterday I ran into him again and we started talking and without realising i was talking to the same guy I was talking to BEFORE around the start of uni I told him the story that he told me when I first met him (that I’m not going to get into) but basically what I said is ‘oh well I have a friend called Mehac (that’s the dude’s name who I was talking to) if you know him and ____’ and the fact I was talking to Mehac ABOUT Mehac basically means I outed myself as someone who can never remember names and faces and I FEEL SO HORRIBLE SOMEOME PLEASE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

[lifescoutsbadges]

YOU CALLED ME AGAIN DRUNK IN YOUR BENZ DRIVING HOME UNDER THE INFLUENCE YOU CARED ME TO DEATH BUT IM WASING MY R BREATH CAUSE YOU ONLY LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

I DONT RELATE T OYOU NO

CAUSE ID NEVER TREAT ME THS SHITTY

YOIU MADE ME HATW THIS CITY

ADN I DONT RTL SHIT ABOUT YOU ONT HE INTERNET NEVER TOLD EAONE QNYTING BAD CAUSE THAT SITS EMBARASING YOU WERE MY EVRYETHING AND YALL T AGT YOU DID WAS MAKE ME DUCKINF SAD SO DONT WASTE THE TIMEI DONT HAVE DONT TTY YO MAKE ME FEEL BAD I COULDT ALK ABOUT EVERYTIME YOU S

[forhaever]

yall rhis js so embarasing why does this always hapoen go me i know i cant use thmrbler but i keep putting tags in the text sfxtion like what the fuck is this sorvery does the tunblr spirit want me to embaras muself infront kf the whoke tunblr community i jate it jere so much , recondeirng deleting thsi apl bcs it seems tk hate me so much okay bye

[itstonyowo]

i cant believe i thought it did something with this animation that took me like 12 hours YALL......i am emmbarassed this is so embarasing......

[clusterduck28]

yall plz send more, I promise I won't embarase myswlf as much this time XD

[maleloli]

im begging yall to block the mushy tag bc im BACK on my. heh. mushy bullshit ant its: embarasing

[softmariposa]

funny little story as to why i don’t like valentines day:

back in elementary school when i first moved to houston i had a huge crush on my neighbor and all of that. i thought, u know, maybe i had a chance, until this dude asked me to pick out a bracelet for one of my friends natalie for v-day and that FUCKING KILLED ME

years later i moved to spring in 3rd grade. at erehardt mia and i were the only black girls in my class. long story short 5th grade comes around and i asked danny scott to be my valentine. dude said “no, im sorry. i like heather” I HAD THE BALLS TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE AFTER BELIEVING BLACK GIRLS DIDNT HAVE A CHANCE WITH WHITE BOYS.

freshman year of high school comes around and all of the erehardt kids were hanging and shit. danny of course was there and then he decides to say “remember when you asked me to be your valentine in elementary school???” NO I DONT REMEMBER THAT WTF I BURIED THAT EMBARASMENT DEEP IN THE ABYSS OF MY BRAIN

from then on i swore to never celebrate v-day with anyone. i don’t believe in it. never celebrated it. i don’t want it. needless to say i have like 6 dudes on my dick wanting me to make “sexy and romantic plans” I DONT LIKE YALL AND I DONT LIKE VDAY. its not their fault ive never really shared this with anyone, but still