#yall always manage to send things at such funny times... lol..
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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago
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I just want to let you know I love your blog. It makes me so happy.
Twice this week I had been having a terrible time at work and I hid for like 5 minutes each time to check your blog just to have a laugh. I hope you’re doing well IRL and I hope you know how much us ghost followers appreciate you ☺️
AW ANON im glad my blog was able to be there for you when shit was gettin crazy ♪(´▽`) it means a lot to hear that: ty !! i hope your days are better and get better :}
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thatdeadaquarius · 2 years ago
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I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-
MINCE YOUR WORDS.
IN ONE SENTENCE.
PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.
EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.
Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-
No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-
No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-
And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:
'One with the Floor!'
One with the what?
'Shake your ass, sir!'
Cue spitting tea-
(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.
Aight, imma just.. go.
*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖
Also @2:20
For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon
I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀
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^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON
"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)
"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)
"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)
...
You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??
They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences
Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)
People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:
Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔
Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else
Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,
(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)
Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3
ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING
Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡
Cheers,
🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
♡ the beloveds:
@karmawonders
✨️✨️✨️✨️💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
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stars-tonight · 5 months ago
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hi lovely!! i saw ur matchups on my feed & was interested in getting a long romantic one with a male (i am female & go by she/her pronouns!!) c:. im happy to be 🩰 anon if possible x
first a little bit about myself!! i am a relatively tall girlie (5’11) and do prefer someone taller than me or atleast equal heights (im sorry my short kings i still love yall) i am currently doing classes around digital & social media with an aim to become a social media manager for a company. ive always excelled in arts based subjects aswell as english however suck at anything maths/science related. i enjoy musical theatre alot aswell (its one of my main passions) and anything with a fun song and dance!! i also enjoy just going out with the people i care about spontaneously (walks, dinner, shopping, sitting in the same room in silence, etc.) but my downtime (mainly sleeping & reading) will always be my number one priority. as for how i look, as stated before im a tall girlie, brown hair, blue eyes, light freckles on my face that have faded over time & glasses ;p. i would say to describe my personality (im a libra & isfp if that means anything to u aswell haha) i am the kinda of person who can be loud & obnoxious around my friends but will not talk to anyone without them. i also tend to need to feel in control otherwise i freak out. i also tend to distance myself when i get overwhelmed (happens more than id like to admit) so id like someone who can combat that :p. i am a self proclaimed funny person (unsure if that’s completely true) but i love to make people laugh & smile!!my love language is definitely gift giving & quality time :p
as far as my partner; i would like someone funny for sure with the same kinda humour as me, loyal & someone who isnt overly clingly bc despite how deeply i care for my friends/family/partner my me time is so important. i am not a very picky person tbh i just need someone who understands me and can take the time to understand me & who i am as a person & i can talk abt my weird goofy lil interests around.
thanks so much im so excited :D!!
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headcanons
🥛 suna is lowkey obsessed with social media so it's perfect that you have a job in that industry
🥛 he is also like the king of downtime
🥛 on weekends you two could sleep until noon
🥛 you can read while he scrolls on instagram or whatever he has
🥛 if you end up getting him to actually read it'll probably just be like a webtoon on his phone lol
🥛 but he will willingly listen to your recommendations
🥛 maybe he'll give an audiobook a chance
🥛 i feel like suna is a very chill partner
🥛 if you're feeling down he'd give you just a big hug, maybe send you a nice song over text
🥛 he'll let you have your space if you need it but he'll always be there for you
🥛 whether it's with a hoodie, some food, or a hug
🥛 i think his giving love language is most likely physical touch and quality time
🥛 you could just spend hours together in bed, doing your own thing, as long as he's got his hand on you somewhere
🥛 NOT in a dirty way!! he just wants to always be holding your hand
🥛 i almost feel like suna is just too lazy to date for fun
🥛 you'll have to work to get him to dance with you
🥛 but he'll always be down to just watch you sing or dance
🥛 he doesn't talk much but he'd love to listen to your little rants
🥛 thinks you're so cute when you talk about what makes you happy
🥛 secretly records you while you do this
🥛 suna 100% has a photo album of you on his phone
🥛 he LOVES taking photos of you
🥛 his phone background is a photo of the two of you
🥛 he has polaroids in his room of the two of you
🥛 when he's away for volleyball games, he pulls his phone's photo album out when he misses you
🥛 he loves everything and anything you gift him
🥛 will take a photo of it if he can't bring it with him to games
🥛 i personally headcanon that suna just has a little drawer full of everything you give him
🥛 i can't imagine suna actually being good at STEM subjects (or any subjects, for that matter)
🥛 so you might have to get some tutoring from kita
🥛 suna will complain the whole way there and back
🥛 just another way perfect kita gets to show off
runner up for you was kuroo tetsurō!
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A/N: i hope you liked it! i know this was out super fast but to me you just fit suna too well! i love him so much he'd be like my top choice for a partner
also i relate too much to the "i can do humanities but no STEM" ;-;
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mxchellesworld · 4 years ago
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Attraction and Repulsion 
Harry Styles x Reader
Synopsis; Where Harry is too much of an asshole for a proper relationship but too good in bed for you to leave 
Warnings; mean!harry, arguments, name calling, smut, unprotected sex, creampies, degradation, impact play, choking, 
a/n; harry styles fans come get yall juice!! ok i wont lie this kinda seems all over the place but i like it anyways. hope yall enjoy and please send some feedback:)
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You thought it was real funny. It was absolutely hilarious how the whole world saw Harry as a sweet lad who wears big trousers and has fun nails. But you saw him for who he really was. Harry Styles was mean. Plain and simple. 
But you loved it. 
And as much as you tried to deny it, you both knew it was true. You were like magnets. When you weren’t absolutely repulsed by one another, starting an argument, you were wrapped up in each others sheets feeling the strongest attraction you’d ever felt for another person. 
You were always stuck in a limbo of back and forth. Arguments and name calling over the phone leading to quick hang ups and the eventual knock on the door signaling he was there to deal with you the only way he knew how to put you in your place. 
You were drawn to him like a moth to flame. And just like you, he was also too stubborn to admit that he’d want anyone else but you. No matter how cocky he got flaunting the fact that he could get any person in the world with just a smile and wink, he knew he’d never actually do it. 
Under all the petty acts and insults there was the smallest bit of adoration he held for you and you only. 
You had been lounging around your apartment when your phone chimed. It was one of your girlfriends sending you a link to a newspaper article. You hadn’t bothered to look at the title on the message before clicking on it and seeing the large cover photo on your screen. 
Right there Harry and some model getting cozy after his last show. Big bold letters on the teen magazine reading ‘HARRY STYLES AND NEW BAE???’. You audibly scoffed. 
It wasn’t like he was your boyfriend so you couldn’t really do much about it, you thought ignoring the small sting in your chest. Shaking off the feeling you skimmed the rest of the article then replied to the message, “she is kinda hot, maybe he’ll give me her number lol” 
With that you threw your phone on the other side of the couch and started to get up. It was 3pm a little too early in your book to start drinking at home and especially too early to start letting him ruin your day. 
Maybe it was time to start looking at other people. You were hot and single, living in a big city with other hot singles, it shouldn’t be too hard for you to find someone to get in a stable relationship with or at the bare minimum a good fuck for the night. 
So you did what anyone else does and picked up your phone once again, going straight to the app store. Right on the front page was tinder and just for good measure you added bumble. Making the accounts were easy enough but selecting the pictures for your profile was tricky. You wanted a good amount of selfies and body shots. Cute pictures but also something risky enough to catch the eye. 
Soon enough you were already swiping and giggling to yourself about the future prospects you had lined up. Meanwhile in a city about a few hundred miles from you Harry was sitting with a frown on his scowl on his face in the same predicament you were in earlier that day. 
He was in his hotel room packing up and getting ready to head back home when his phone chimed. He looked over to see if it was his manager or someone from crew with any updates on departure times however it was one of his close friends. 
At first he was expecting a sports update or an invitation to go to a bar when he got back but instead it was a screenshot of your tinder profile. When had you gotten that? he thought to himself. 
It wasn’t like he could get mad since he knew he didn’t treat you the best. But that was just your dynamic, deep down you both cared for each other and even then it made for the best sex of his life. 
Looking back down at the glowing screen he swiped through the few screenshots he was sent. Various pictures of you out with friends. The one that got him was a picture of you in the bathtub, your body was covered by the porcelain yet just enough of your chest just was showing in the mirror as you gave the camera your best sultry look. 
Yet the real kicker was the bio where you included him in your top artists. He scoffed and shook his head, biting his lip as he clicked out from the messages app. Instead he called up his manager to get him on the fastest plane back home. If the blood wasn’t rushing to his face he knew he’d be hard as a rock but for now he’d save that frustration for when he saw you. 
_
You knew tinder hookups were easy to get but you didn’t know just how easy. After spending the day scrolling away, putting your phone down for food and subtle chores you landed a ‘date’, which you really knew was ‘lets get tacos before we fuck on my couch’. 
You had planned to meet at 8pm at some restaurant by your house. At 6:30 you started to get ready slowly, taking your time in the shower, shaving, the works. You had your music connected to a speaker getting yourself excited for the night. 
Who wouldn’t be? You needed this. This was your time to get all dolled up and get to cum from someone other than yourself or the man who makes the vein in your forehead pop when you think about him. 
You put on your sweet smelling lotion and head to your closet looking for an outfit. It was starting to get warm so you settled for a black t-shirt dress that fell to mid thigh with tan heeled booties. You pulled out a jean jacket to put on top in case it was windy.
After finishing your hair and makeup, it was nearing 7:30 and you were back on your couch fixing up the pillows and picking up any misplaced items in case the night led you back to your place. Suddenly you heard a knock on your door, the same hard 3 rasps which only meant one person. 
Your heels clicked on the hard wood as you made your way to the door, unlocking it and opening it halfway, “What do you want Harold,” you said unamused. 
“You look pretty,” he said pushing past you, ignoring the annoyance in your tone. 
“Wish I could say the same about you. Now what do you want? I’m busy and I have to leave soon,” you said rolling your eyes. 
He took a seat on your previously neat couch, spreading his legs and putting his arms up on the back. The way he looked you up and down sent chills up your spine, “What did you get a date that quick? The internet works wonders doesn’t it love”, he said rolling his neck. 
“How did you know abo- actually I don’t care. As a matter of fact I do have a date and I’m meeting him soon so if you don’t mind leaving,” you said picking up your jacket and purse, “Why don’t you call that one girl from your show? She probably misses you.” 
He let out a short laugh before pushed on his knees to stand back up, “Ah I see what this is. You’re jealous and you think going on a little date with some nobody would hurt me.” The cockiness was just seeping out of him. 
“Pull your head out of your a-,” you started before he cut you off. 
“No no you’re gonna listen to me angel. We may not be together but you belong to me. No one else can ever touch you or fuck you as well as I can,” he said leaning in to whisper in your ear. 
It was almost sad how easily he could have you crumbling. Just then your phone dinged. It was a message from the guy, Danny? You couldn’t remember at this point. 
“Answer it sweatpea, tell him you can’t make it.” 
You were really debating it. On one side this could be your chance to finally tell Harry to fuck off but on the other you knew it would be hard to replace him and you weren’t even sure you completely wanted to. That was a whole other layer of emotions to dig through. 
You looked back up at Harry, one of his curls falling into his eyes which were filled with lust. The way his tongue peeked out to slip over his pink lips gave you the answer you needed. 
“Fuck,” you whispered unlocking your phone. Quickly you typed out a half ass apology about your sister needing you to babysit, even though she lived out of state, he didn’t need to know. 
After you hit send your phone was quickly plucked from your grasp and pushed into Harry’s pocket. You didn’t think much about it when his lips pressing onto yours was acting as a great distraction. 
He pulled away lightly mumbling a “taste like strawberries”. If you weren’t so turned on you would’ve giggled. 
You moaned into his mouth pulling him by his loose button up shirt into your bedroom. It was a routine you had almost perfected at this point with little stumbling or need to grab onto the walls as a guide to make sure neither of you hit any corners. 
Your lips never left each others in the feverish mess of kisses. Each one making you grow needier and needier. Your fingers worked quickly in trying to get the buttons on his shirt undone. You felt his warm ones wrap around yours halting your movements. 
“Not so fast, you think I’m gonna let you off easy for what you did today?” 
You huffed out, “You did the same-”, again he cut you off. 
“I get to do whatever I want because you know who I am,” he finished trailing his thumb over your bottom lip, slowly tugging it down. All you could do was nod. 
“Say it then.” 
“Harry Styles,” you whispered out. 
You could see his pupils get bigger with each syllable. It was his favorite thing, the power, the dominance. He got off on his own name. But so did you, the thought alone made you clench your thighs as you were in the moment. 
His hand came up and tapped on your cheek, a small implication of what you knew he could do, “You’re gonna have to be louder than that lovie. Don’t worry though I’ll let you try again later.”
He backed you up until your legs hit the bed, pushing you down. You slowly crawled back, pulling your jacket and dress off as he worked on his belt and pants. You made quick work of kicking off your boots and settled into the plush sheets. 
“Hurry up Styles. I think Danny could’ve made me cum at least twice now,” you said sliding a hand down to your panties. That move would bite you in the ass but the risk was worth it. 
You let out gasps at the touch of your fingertips, moving your hips, doing anything to put on a show and hopefully have him give you what you wanted quicker. 
He eagerly got on the bed, trapping you under his knees. His hands quickly ripped yours away from where you needed them most, pinning them over your head. He leaned down, face inches from yours until you shared the same breathe. 
“You just want to be punished don’t you? Don’t worry I’ll help you get it through that stupid little slutty brain of yours,” he finished with a sadistic smile. 
You nodded frantically moaning out pleases. His hand came down on your cheek, the chill of his rings pressed against the now warm skin on your face. His nails raked down until his hand was snuggly hugging your neck. 
You tilted your head back giving him more room to squeeze and mark as he pleased, “Please Harry, want you to fuck me already.” 
He tutted his lips giving your neck one last squeeze before he pulled away. “I think we should work on your patience,” he said moving down to your spread legs. 
His warm hands pulled on the lace fabric on your hips, scoffing at the visible wet patch, “Don’t tell me this was all for old Danny-boy.” 
“No Harry its all for you,” you mewled as he let his fingers swipe through your folds. It was evil how he was leisurely propped up between your legs teasingly circling your aching bud, switching between blowing on it and nipping at it. 
You already felt the tears springing in the corners of your eyes. So little was doing so much. Just a little more and you could cum right then and there. And he knew it too. 
“Oh you better not cum. I’m not gonna be very forgiving if you do,” he trailed off almost laughing. He never let up, quick circles on your bud making your body tense up. 
“Ple- no.. oh god Harry,” you whined out. You felt your juices gushing out of you as you reached your peak. He never let up on his motions, going even faster on your overstimulated clit. 
“God you’re so pathetic. Such a whore you just had to cum,” he punctuated with a slap right on your pussy. 
At this point you were sobbing. Your head was swimming in the pleasure. You tried to apologize but the words weren’t coming together, just broken whimpers and mixes of sorry’s. 
His hand came down on your sensitive cunt two more times, each one had you trying to close your legs but he was quick to keep them open with a bruising grip. 
“Please.. Harry.”
“Please what?” he said taking in your shivering frame.
“Please fuck me! Want you to cum inside me, mark me so everyone knows i’m yours!” you spoke out breathlessly.
Quickly he flipped your over, pulling your hips up so that your pussy was on display for him. He groaned as he swiped the tip of his weeping pink cock over your already puffy folds.
With a long stroke he filled you completely. Your nerves were on fire and he hadn’t even started. His rough hands grabbed onto your hips for leverage on his thrusts.
“Fuck you’re so tight. Such a good little whore just for me to ruin,” he gritted out. He kept a steady pace, quick and deep making sure to hit your sweet spot each time.
Your nails were digging into the pillows for dear life. Eyes shut closed as your mouth fell in silent screams and jumbled phrases of pleasure. The only thing on your mind was HarryHarryHarry.
“Wanna cum again.. oh my god.. Plesse Harry fill me up! I need to feel it,” you said arching your back further. You felt each vein slide along your spongy walls making sure to clench around him and milk him for all he was worth.
His grip on your never let up. He let his hand come down on your ass cheek. Once again the rings contrasting the heat radiating off of you, “That’s it cum for me baby. I want you to scream my name when you do. Can you do that love? Shit , tell me who fucks you this good? Who’s cum do you want spilling inside you?”
You all but screamed a “Harry Styles” letting your neighbors know just who was with you that night, nights before, and nights to come.
The sweet noises and screams of his name had Harry’s cock pulsing inside you, ready to burst at any moment.
One look down at where you connected and he was sent right to heaven. Your cute little pussy creaming right on his cock had him shooting his load deep inside you.
You both gasped and groaned at the feeling of him filling you to the brim. He stilled his motions and you all but collapsed onto your bed.
You felt him lean down once again, pressing a kiss to the shell of your ear before whispering, “You think Danny could’ve done that?”
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darkficsyouneveraskedfor · 5 years ago
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Fact or Fiction
Warnings: non-consent (fingering, toys, anal, vaginal, somniphilia)
This is dark!Ransom and explicit. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.
Summary: Your publisher has died and now you must deal with new management
Note: This came to me out of no where but it was a ride yall. I wanted to write some somniphilia so get ready for some sleep action. Remember to read the warnings my guys and enjoy yourselves. Another double dick fic day.
Sidenote: it is a bit odd to write smut when your bf is listening to barenaked ladies lol
Thank you. Love you guys!
Please leave some feedback, like and reblog <3
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It was funny how things could change in such a short time. More often, it was tragic. Deep in your gut, you had the feeling this change would be the latter. 
You stood in the elevator, counting the floors in dread. A month ago, you felt much differently on your ascent. That was a day full of hope. A young writer on your way to meet THE Harlan Thrombey, manuscript in hand. You’d left even more jubilant than you arrived. He loved it and hadn’t shied away from saying so.
Now he was dead and you feared so too were your hopes of a published book. This day you were to meet with another Thrombey. Ransom Drysdale, his grandson, had inherited the company to the surprise and chagrin of many, including his very own uncle. 
You couldn’t disagree with Walt. Everyone, especially him, expected him to take Harlan’s place. But he didn’t and he was gone now, buried in resent and jealousy. None had seen him since the funeral. Or so you heard. The publishing business could be almost as dramatic as its fictions.
Top floor, you stepped out and were surprised to find that Deb, the former grey-haired receptionist, had been replaced with another. Younger, blonder, and more concerned with her cellphone than the ding of the elevator. You walked up to her round desk and waited for her to look up. She didn’t.
You cleared your throat.
“Hello, I have a one o’clock with Mr. Drysdale,” You said. She nodded and giggled at her phone. “Excuse me…” You looked around and found a rose gold name placard. “...Selina.”
“Fine, go on,” She shrugged. “No one’s in there. Knock first.”
You sighed and glanced around. There were a few editors you recognized from before and they peered over at the receptionist with open detest. You passed her perch and wove between the desks. You assumed, knowing you wouldn’t get an answer from the oblivious blonde, that Ransom had claimed his grandfather’s former office. The letters printed across the clear glass door assured you. That was new too.
You knocked on the frame, afraid to shatter the door. Ransom was squinting at his monitor and didn’t even look over as he waved you on and called to you. 
“Come in.” He shook his head as he huffed at the screen. You entered nervously. “What is it this time?”
“Mr. Drysdale,” You greeted, “I’m here for our appointment.”
His brows drew together as he looked up. He hit a key and turned to you. He sat back in his leather chair as he leaned on the arm. 
“Uh, yeah,” He blinked as he lazily reached over and grabbed a manuscript from the pile atop his desk. “Laura?”
You corrected him and he fished out the proper print and sat up. He opened it but didn’t even pretend to read a single word on the page. He smiled as he shifted closer to his desk.
“Close the door,” He said. “Sit. This shouldn’t take long.”
That didn’t sound good. You did as he said and took the stiff seat across from him. The former cozy leather had been replaced with cold acrylic. He tapped his fingers on the pages and ran his tongue beneath his bottom lip.
“Well, seeing as we’re doing a bit of redecorating around here, we decided to do the same with our writers. Streamline, prioritize,” He began. “My grandfather was a smart man, talented author, but he valued ‘style’ too much over ‘marketability’.”
Your chest tightened and you tried not to show your discomfort.
“Of course,” You said. “It makes sense. New owner, new directions. I understand.”
“Oh, great,” He smirked. “Then you also understand that the contract my grandfather, god rest his soul, promised you, must be reviewed before we go through with the signing?”
“Review?” You frowned.
“It’s the same for all our new writers,” He assured you. “My editors are combing over every word of your manuscript before we throw the ledger across the table.”
“He already read my manuscript, your editors too. I don’t--”
“He’s dead and most of his editors are gone or have taken on new responsibilities,” He interjected. “As you said, new directions.”
“Alright.” You sighed. “And so when will I be informed of the results of this review?”
He tilted his head, amused by your tone as he leaned back once more. He grabbed a pen and tapped it on his lip as he thought.
“Couple weeks.” He said.
“A couple weeks? I’ve already waited over a month for a contract. Now I get the circumstances required it, as tragic as they were, but with all due respect, your offer isn’t the only one I have on this manuscript.” You argued.
“Lesser publishers, no doubt, but you understand that under our submissions guidelines, you cannot accept an exterior deal until we have made an official decision.” He countered. “So, you can wait the three weeks before you march down to Penguin or whatever lowbrow manufacturer you’ve been talking with.”
You stared at him. He was very much unlike his grandfather. Harlan, for all his accomplishments, had an air of humility. Ransom, for all he hadn’t achieved, was entirely arrogant.
“So, you’re holding my book hostage?” You asked.
“I’m allowing you an opportunity provided you have patience,” He returned. “I could say no right now and send you out without a hope of ever signing with us.”
The curve of his lips irked you, along with the loose weave of his sweater. He didn’t dress like the owner of a publishing house; he dressed like a spoiled frat boy. You were quiet as you thought about the much lower offer from Charter books. Modest but respectable. And there were many companies who you had yet to approach.
You stood suddenly and marched over to his desk. You reached over and slid your manuscript across the desk and closed it. You gathered it up and tucked it under your arm.
“I’ll take the no over your games, Mr. Drysdale.” You said as your heart beat wildly. This was either a moment you’d deeply regret or gloriously relive. “I hardly see how sitting on a stack of books will help your profitability.”
He blinked and his smirk fell. Then he scoffed and tossed his pen down.
“Well, you sure are saving me a lot of work,” He mused. “One less pile of kindling hanging around will save my editors hours.”
“Mr. Drysdale,” You said as you backed away from him “I may not have inherited an empire but I think I can see as clear as any that you are out of your depth behind that desk.”
A glimmer of anger broke through his facade and his jaw ticked. He was quick to reclaim his maddening smirk and he shrugged.
“You’re right,” He remarked. “You’re just a writer. Unpublished, at that.”
You nodded and swallowed the insult. You spun and swept back through the door, certain to leave it open. You strode past the reception as she watched some Insta story on a new eye shadow palette. Even Harlan’s name couldn’t atone for buffoonery.
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Charter Books wasn’t far from Blood Like Wine Publishing. For the second time that week, you were in the heart of the business district. You were tired of waiting. If Charter wanted to publish your work without fanfare, you would take it over waiting on a whim. 
Charles Halford was expecting you and as was your habit, you were early. The building didn’t bring you the same joy as Blood Like Wine had, though now that you thought of it, any such optimism had disappeared. You would settle and hope that this was a back road to a mighty second book. If your luck was to take an upturn, it might even be a sleeper hit.
You were directed to sit along the small line of chairs outside Halford’s office. You balanced your manuscript on your knee as you waited. You fidgeted impatiently and hoped the offer was still open. The email had seemed hopeful and that a meeting was scheduled on such short notice was heartening.
You looked up as the door finally opened. Your heart dropped at the man who stepped out. Ransom’s eyes caught yours as he turned back to Halford and tossed some quip at him. His forced laughter turned your stomach. The men were chummy; too chummy. Was this foreshadowing?
“Anyway, I should get back to it,” Ransom announced. “Figured I’d swing by. Get a few pointers.”
“I’m sure you’ll be back for more,” Charles boomed. “Remember, left to right.”
Ransom rolled his eyes and shook Halford’s hand. He turned and winked at you as he left, a cheery farewell to the receptionist. Halford perked up as he noticed you and distracted you from the unease that bubbled in your stomach.
“Early as always,” He said. “Come on in. We’ll get started.”
“Thanks,” You stood and he gestured you ahead of him. 
You entered his office and waited for him to sit before you did. He dug around for his copy of your manuscript and turned back to you. He didn’t open it as he plopped it on his desk.
“So, you’re still looking for a buyer, huh?” He asked.
“Well, you know there’s so many options,” You said. “I wanted to go somewhere my book fits.”
“Of course, and it’s a great concept,” He replied. “Really… but…”
“But…” You took a breath.
“Well, you know, we’ve had time to think too and we’re more akin to easy reads. Our clientele, they want something simple, straightforward. You have clever prose and intricate devices but… well, that’s not really who we’re selling to.”
“I don’t understand,” You said. “What changed? You made an offer and suddenly it’s just… gone?”
“Look, there’s lot of publishers out there who would be a better match I’m sure and in this era, self-publishing is growing.”
“A publishing house suggesting self-publishing?” You shook your head and stood. You were numb. “I can read between the lines as well as you can, Mr. Halford. Thank you for considering me. I won’t waste your time if you’ve made up your mind.”
“Hey,” He rose and reached across the desk. “There’s always the next book. Maybe one day, we’ll have a chance to work together.”
“I hope so,” You said as you swallowed the bitterness. “Thank you.”
“I’m sorry it didn’t work out this time,” He said.
“It’s… business.” You sniffed. “I get it.”
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Charter, Storey, Hackett. Every no made the prospect of a yes even less likely. Your future stared back at you with paid online articles and ridiculous blurbs. It was a living, a meagre one, but it wasn’t your dream. It was starting to seem like a nightmare.
Another rejection and you were ready to burn the damn manuscript. You marched into the lobby that fronted Lucian LLC. You just wanted to go home but if you did that, you’d just sit and sulk as you had for days before. So instead you followed the scent of roasted beans into the coffee shop along the east side of the lobby.
You ordered a skinny latte and found a table in the corner. You dropped the heavy print on the table before you set down your stemmed mug and flopped onto the chair. You leaned your elbows on the table and rubbed your forehead. A cup clinked across from yours and you sat up, startled by the figure before you.
“Long day?” Ransom asked.
You looked around confused.
“What?” You replied. “What are you doing here?”
“Well, I was walking by actually and I saw you through the window. Almost didn’t recognize you but… you look… tired.” He smirked and you rolled your eyes. “And I saw that manuscript in front of you and thought maybe we could have another chat.”
“I don’t want to talk about you reviewing my book until you decide you don’t want it,” You hissed. 
“Okay, well, what if I told you we could have a yes or no by the end of our discussion, hmm?”
You squinted at him and ran your fingertips down the side of the hot mug. 
“Why?”
“Why?” He repeated coyly.
“What changed your mind?”
“Look, can I help it that I feel a little bad about how it all turned out? Seeing you here, sulking, it really got to me.” He feigned pity.
“I wasn’t sulking,” You insisted. “I was taking a breather between all my meetings. There’s a lot of interest over my book.”
“Is there?” He pulled out the chair opposite you and sat. “Because I made a few calls and I’m pretty sure there isn’t.”
“You what?”
“A lot of people don’t wanna snatch a book out from under the Thrombey stamp,” He explained. “And as far as I’m concerned, we didn’t finish our negotiations.”
You chewed the inside of your lip and considered him. There was a twinkle in his eye. This man would make himself the bane of your existence until he could declare himself the victor. As it was, he might actually be the only prospect you had left.
“Fine. I guess I’m here already. If you want to talk, let’s talk,” You said. 
His eyes sparked as they had back in his office. 
“Alright,” He began tersely, “May I?”
He pointed to your manuscript and you slowly slid it over to him. He turned it and opened it. He bent over it dramatically as he read. You waited as he glossed over a few pages and sat up.
“Promising. I said so to the editors but you understand that it’s not all up to me.” He said. “It’s not that I don’t wanna publish you, I’m just being cautious. This company is my legacy.”
“It’s your grandfather’s legacy,” You affirmed. 
He bit his tongue and blinked. He took a breath before he continued.
“Whatever,” He said. “It is my company now and I have to keep it alive. That means making smart decisions. Wouldn’t you agree?”
“I’m just a writer.” You shrugged.
He sighed and reached for his mug. He dribbled a little down his chin and onto his blazer. He swore as he looked down and set his cup back on the table.
“Could you grab some napkins?” He asked. “Shit.”
“Napkins?” You repeated. You knew he was the type to have help but you were not looking to be his nanny.
“Please,” He said sharply as he held up his wet hand. “If you don’t mind.”
You slid out of your chair and grumbled as you crossed the cafe. You pulled out a dozen serviettes from the dispenser and returned to him. You dropped them on the manuscript and he grabbed them impatiently. He wiped up the coffee and left the napkins crumpled beside his cup.
You lifted your own, the foam entirely flat now, and took a sip. The espresso was strong and your cheek twitched. You set it down as you tried not to cough. The caffeine further addled your nerves.
“So what exactly are you offering?” You asked.
“I went over my grandfather’s notes and spoke with my team. It wasn’t all impractical. We can honour the printing terms but may have to tinker with the numbers…” He began and you nodded.
You listened intently as he went over his points and referred to your manuscript several times, flipping pages back and forth. He suggested a sex scene to liven it up but that didn’t really fit the motif of a medieval mystery set in a monastery. That disagreement didn’t last long as he plowed through his terms.
As you listened, you sipped and your head began to ache from the excess of caffeine. Three coffees a day would do that to you. Your stomach flurried as well and you found it increasingly difficult to concentrate. You left the dregs of your latte untouched and touched your stomach.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Drysdale…”
“Ransom,” He corrected.
“Sorry but… uh, I don’t feel very well.” You said. “I think… I hate to do this but I think maybe we should reschedule.”
“Well, there’s not much else to say. I’m sure you could give me an answer before you race off.” He stood as you did. 
You leaned heavily on the table and grabbed your manuscript. You took your bag and groaned. 
“Really, I feel… sick.” You said. “I gotta go.”
“Wait, wait,” He followed as you stumbled past him. You weren’t sure what was happening. Maybe it was the leftovers you ate for dinner last night. “You okay?”
“F-fine,” You shook your head to ward off the haze at the edge of your vision. You checked your phone. “Look, I gotta catch the bus.”
“You sure you can handle that?” He was overly concerned for a man who had as good as laughed you out of your office. “I can drive you.”
“Why would you do that?” You stopped just outside the building.
“Because you’re sweating a lot and I think it’d be a lot quicker to drive than to wait around for transit,” He said. “But hey, your call.”
You stared at him and your head pulsed. You touched your forehead and nodded. “S-sure,” You accepted. “Thanks.”
“Hey, we’ll just take it out of your final offer,” He kidded.
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Ransom
She barely buckled her seat belt before she was out. She slumped in the seat and thumped against the door at the first corner. Ransom hadn’t expected it to take effect so soon but she had downed her latte quickly. 
When she got up to grab the napkins, he sprinkled the foam with the powder and quickly sat back. The idea hadn’t occurred to him until he spotted her through the glass. The drugging, that was. The thought of what he would do to her had played over in his mind since their first meeting. He couldn’t just let a writer walk all over him like that. He was in charge now.
He glanced over at her as he pulled up his long drive. She was still out like a light. He had to admit, she wasn’t a great beauty but she had a charm about her. And she was perfect to test out his toys on. 
He got out and rounded the car. He opened her door and undid her seatbelt. Her bag and manuscript flopped onto the floor as he lifted her. He closed the door with his foot and carried her up the short walk. She was entirely limp. Completely helpless. He smiled.
He took her to the basement. It had taken more than a year but it was finally ready. Oh and what timing. It was like she was sent to him, just asking for punishment. Her trite little mouth had earned her more than a place on the scholarly blacklist. He had to make sure she paid.
He set her down on the velvet couch and undressed her a piece at a time. He fondled her chest as he bared it and sucked on her nipples just a little. She didn’t move at all. He checked her breathing and carried on. 
When she was naked, he played with her cunt. Spread her legs and poked his fingers inside as he looked her over. She was so tight his cock throbbed at the thought of her walls around him.
He lifted her from the couch and carried her to the special contraption he’d designed himself. He laid her over it on her stomach. The angled board had her ass raised and her legs dangling off the end. He secured her wrists and ankles with the straps to keep her from slipping. He wasn’t worried about resistance.
He moved her hips just slightly and reached under her to spread her pussy. He positioned her clit against the little bump beneath the leather. He took the remote in hand and turned the vibe on. The buzz filled the room and he watched her cunt quiver. He dragged his fingers along it and felt her arousal. She came within minutes.
He walked around her as he thought of what to do to her next. He wheeled over the machine in the corner. He carefully lined up the dildo with her pussy. He pushed it inside of her an inch at a time. He made her take all of it; a whole eight inches of rubber. She didn’t flinch though her breath shuddered. 
He neared her side and lifted her eyelid. He only saw the white as she remained entirely unaware. He rubbed himself through his jeans and turned the vibe up and hit the button for the machine. The dildo moved in and out of her as the device whirred quietly. Her cunt made wet sounds as she was fucked helplessly. 
He went behind her and watched it go in and out. He dialed it up just a little, her body jolting a little from each thrust. He tucked the remote in his pocket and strolled close to her head. He undid his pants and pulled his throbbing dick out. He rubbed it against her lips and smeared his pre-cum around her mouth.
He delved inside as he glanced back to the dildo. He held her head in one hand as his other dove into his pocket and increased the speed yet again. He began to rock his hips and soon kept time with the rubber. He sank so deep into her throat that she choked and her body spasmed. Still she didn’t wake and he could barely stop himself from cumming.
He pulled his cock out of her mouth and a trail of spit dribbled from her lips. He went to the machine and removed it from her glistening cunt. The leather-bound board was soaked with her cum already. It sent a thrill through him and his cock twitched. He growled and turned away as he resisted the urge to fuck her right away.
He went to the chest of drawers and opened it. He pulled out a bottle of lube and clear glass plug. He should start small, he told himself, but he wanted to see her stretch for him. He wanted her to feel him tomorrow.
He crossed to her and squirted the lube between her cheeks. He massaged it over her hole and mixed it with her natural juices. She was so wet he wasn’t sure he even needed the lube. He dipped his fingers inside her pussy a few times before he returned his attention to her ass.
He poked his index finger inside of her. She definitely was unused. He played with her and added another finger and then a third. She quivered as the vibe had her cumming yet again. He peeked up at her to make sure once more that she was still asleep. He didn’t need to be so paranoid. The pills would even have him out for the count.
He pulled his fingers from her ass and positioned the plug against her tight ring. He began slowly, pressing it just until she began to open and then retreating. He paused as he reached to stroke himself. He was so hard it hurt. 
He kept on, each time her hole gaped just a little more around the plug. At its widest breadth, he heard a sleepy grumble escape her. He pushed it just a little more and it slipped in all the way. Her ring closed around its stem and he thought he would cum just at that sight.
He shuddered and calmed himself. He grabbed his cock and tapped the tip against the flat end of the plug. He guided it down along her folds and felt the vibration ripple through him as he brushed against the hidden vibe. He angled himself up to her entrance and held himself there.
He wiggled the plug and slammed into her as hard as he could. Her legs jolted and he thrust again with just as much force. He wanted her to feel it, even in her subconscious. He wanted her to suffer. He picked up a rhythm, violent and frantic as her cunt clung to him. She came and he grunted as he fought to restrain his own climax.
He gripped the plug and pulled it out slowly only to press it back in. He did it again and again as he fucked her. His heavy breaths swirled around him as he watched her asshole gape. He was on fire, desperate for release.
He stopped and removed the plug entirely. He held it by the stem and held it against her back as he slipped his cock out of her cunt. He eagerly entered her ass with a rumble. She was still so fucking tight. He lost it. He fucked her so hard, his special toy shook beneath her. 
His voice got louder and louder as he every thrust sent a ripple through him. He snarled and pulled out suddenly. He stroked his cock as he rubbed the tip along her ass and spilled himself down her thigh. He would have to wait to cum inside her.
He let out a shaky breath as he let go of his cock. He pushed the plug into her ass again and backed away. He left the vibe on as he paced around the room and cracked his neck. A couple minutes and he’d be ready for another go. Maybe he could cum in her mouth this time. That was easy enough to clean up.
🖊️
You awoke with a start. You sat up on your couch and looked around your empty apartment. You winced as you felt an ache in your ass; your cunt too. You hissed and touched yourself gingerly. You glanced down; you wore the same clothes and there was nothing amiss but the thrum in your core.
You shook your head and rubbed your eyes. You could barely remember leaving the cafe but how had you ended up back here? You only remembered the headache and the horrible stomach ache.
You reached for your phone and found several notifications across the lock screen. Foremost was the email from Blood Like Wine Publishing. You opened it and quickly read through it.
‘...I am excited to work with you on your first novel and the company is eager to see this through to its greatest potential.
Hope you feel better and look forward to our meeting next Wednesday,
Ransom Drysdale Editor-in-Chief Blood and Wine Publishing’
You stare at the email in confusion. Had you said yes? Ransom offered you a drive home… then it was all black but you must’ve come to some agreement. You must have found your way into your apartment and passed out on the couch. So why didn’t you remember any of that?
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moons-and-stars-and-shit · 4 years ago
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Hey! If it’s not too hard, could I get a 🍰 matchup for a haikyuu character?
I’m pretty tall, 6’0, with blonde hair and green eyes and I’m a Pisces! I’d like to consider myself an ambivert since I’m mostly introverted but still have that extravertedness, especially when I’m around my close friends! I’m friendly but pretty shy at first but once you get to know me and I become more comfortable around you, I open up more! I’m also that one friend who everyone goes to for an advice and usually the one to lend an ear to vent, or a shoulder to cry on. Idk if that is helpful, I’ve seen people send it so I might as well include it, but I’m an INFJ!😂 I actually study public health and medical sciences and planning on going to med school in the future. It is probably obv that I like science but I’m also a huge art history (especially renaissance omg), photography and music lover (I play piano and sing haha). I’m also a part of a ballroom dancing team at my uni:). I’m a huge romantic so things like a long walk in nature/evening city, stargazing for hours and listening to music, etc, is something that I adore! And I’m a huge geek about astronomy as well lol. Sorry for such a big post and thank you so much for taking time and working on my match up!❤️😁
🍰 for @barbarachern
Sorry this ones a little short! Hope you still enjoy ❤️
Romantic Matchup
Sugawara Koushi
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How yall met
He had met you in an art class!
You guys had been partnered to research art from the renaissance period and recreate a piece from that era
Poor suga thought he was screwed
Now don't get suga wrong
He loved art just as much as anybody else
But the renaissance?
He didn't know anything about the renaissance????
But little did he now that his lovely partner knew enough about it for the both of them
Now you still needed to do a little research on this project
And of course grab some references to draw
So you and suga would meet up at least 2 times a week to work on your project
If suga was being honest he would spend every day working on this project with you
You were just so smart
And funny
And overall just a treat to be around
And he always had a good time when he was around you
It had taken the month that you two had to work on the project for him to fall for you
He told you how he felt after you had turned the project in
And he was pleasantly shocked when you had returned his feelings
What they love about you
He loves how passionate you are
Whether it be about art,your hobbies,your dreams
Suga will never ever get tired of listening to you talk
He sees the passion for these topics in your eyes
And it just makes you all the more beautiful to him
He loves how caring you are
Suga sees how you seem to always be there for your friends
And it makes him want to always be there for you
So he makes sure that you know you can always count on him for ANYTHING
He loves how smart you are
He swears he's never met anyone smarter than you
You take your schoolwork seriously and it shows
He's very very proud of you :))))
Favorite things to do together
Stargazing hands down
He loves just going somewhere quiet with you and just looking at the stars
Sometimes you guys will bring a speaker and listen to music
Sometimes you two will plan a picnic under the stars
It really just depends on your mood
And he loves to listen to you go on and on about the different constellations and about astrology
If suga could control time he would never let the sun come up again
Random Hc
Suga is a ballroom dancing KING
Oh to waltz with him
Suga is also really into astrology
He actually really doesn't mind that you're taller than him
He supports all of your passions and goals in life
Like you wanna go to med school?
Then gosh dammit your going to med school
#1 cheerleader right here
One time you both fell asleep in the middle of a field when you went stargazing
He likes to play the piano with you
Sometimes he’ll play while you sing
Or vice versa
Or you two will just play together
Astrology
Pisces + Gemini
Alright imma be honest
Not the BEST match when it comes to the stars
Gemini and Pisces are squaring signs that often don’t have that much in common.
They are both usually positive enough to have a superficial enjoyable relationship and go well together at large social gatherings. They could both forget to call each other when they agreed to, and they can both change their opinions in two seconds.
As a strongly mental and a strongly emotional sign, their lack of understanding can be hurtful for Pisces and sometimes for both of them.
However, there is a beauty in the creative side of this relationship and if Gemini decides to truly listen to Pisces, they could help them use their talent in a constructive way
If they are to succeed in their persistence to be together, they should work together and socialize a lot.
The most important thing for both of them in this relationship is to reach for their emotional cores and give in to true intimacy, or they will never manage to communicate.
Overall Aesthetic
Art Hoe
Songs-
Chanel (khalid)
Ivy (frank ocean)
Still dont know my name (labrinth)
Bloom later (Jesse)
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colour-outside-the-liness · 3 years ago
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Hey, I'm doing good too. Just normal amounts of stressful stuff right now. Just moved to a country I've never been to before but can't complain, things are not as hard as the last time I did this so. Thanks for asking! Yeah, I saw you posting about some pretty scary health issues before, I'm glad you came out of that alive and hope you're healthier now!
The nerve some people have! Haha I know I would be pissed if people were questioning my intelligence like that especially after a couple of drinks in haha. Though I do like taunting people when I play group games, I'll be like "don't need to try that hard guys, you're gonna lose anyway" just to mess with them or just call people sore losers if they accuse me of cheating haha (they're probably right on the accusations tho). People get real mad sometimes it's kinda funny. 😂
Omg literally laughed out loud reading this! Hahaha, how did you manage to fall over a road sign then end up in a ditch? lol omg hope you didn't get hurt too bad 😂 I was trying to downplay my drunken escapades but since you shared yours I should tell you my worst one:
I was at this summer street party at night and got drunk on something made out of tropical herbs and cachaça (which is about 48% alcohol), drank 3 and a half bottles of that like it was apple juice, made friends with a bunch of strangers in a bathroom queue (who tried to talk to me weeks later but I had no idea who they were), had to be held by my best friend while I peed (mostly missing the toilet), fell in the middle of the street and scraped my knee, threatened this boy who was helping me walk and told him not to try anything funny or I would beat him up, then dragged my friends to the beach and left them shortly after to go make out with my ex, came back with lipstick all over my mouth and chin and when my friends asked what I was doing I said I was just talking to my ex and they were like NO YOU WERE NOT, hahaha then I kissed all my girl friends on a dare and we danced under the full moon, then I told my best friend I had to puke so she took me to the ocean but I changed my mind and happened to step on a dead turtle on the way back and started crying bc of it, but last month my best friend told me it was a rock I had stepped on (I believed it was a dead turtle for 7 years!). Had the worst hangover of my life the next day. ✌️✨
Ah I'm happy you liked it! I've never listened to Six musical before but it sounds fun! I can see why you like it haha made me want to dance around my apartment 💃. And hey if liking musicals is your thing then it's great, I'm sure Hozier will understand if he's not your top artist of the year. 😋 Here's my "damie" Pinterest board if you or anyone else wants to check it out, totally recommend making one if you're a visual person like me!
https://pin.it/UcHVlkq
Oh I could talk about Dani and Jamie forever I think. I love the beast in the jungle speech too and it's so painful to watch, VP delivered that beautifully, but I have to admit I'm always a crying mess from episode 1 when older Jamie starts reciting that song about being sad while waiting for her lover to return, this show is fucking cruel I hate it and love it at the same time hahaha. Omg your mom 😂 but I mean it's truly an honor to be compared to someone like Dani, no? She's really great even if she needs a little help haha (don't we all).
Aaah you're amazing! Thank you so much, I'll read this pirate AU soon!
I used to draw a lot, really loved doing it when I was a kid as I said before, and all throughout adulthood too but I haven't done that in almost a year now bc I've got a bit of a case of burnout I guess, it just takes a lot of effort to do it when it shouldn't be like that at all. I used to do fanart too, for other fandoms. Even made one for Dani x Jamie but ended up not liking how it turned out haha. I've got a lot of respect for writers and fanfic writers also! Yall can make words make sense in really interesting and beautiful ways, build worlds so enthralling I can see them vividly in my head. Writing is such an incredibly fascinating skill to have! And I guess the most important thing is that we enjoy doing these things right? Even if we think we're not particularly good at it.
Anyway, have a lovely weekend! 👋✨
Good I'm glad you're doing great but sorry you're dealing with stressful stuff!! Hope living in a new country goes well for you I'm so jealous that you've lived in different countries I'd love to live somewhere else even if just for s few years!! Awwh thank you so much I definitely came out of it alive and am feeling so much better now thank you I mean I do some pretty ditzy things so when people say it to me it's pretty deserved sometimes, I'm secretly smart and people just don't expect it so I never mind too much haha I might have to start saying the things that you do and just taunting them over it I mean, I usually do win even when they make me answer different questions so I will definitely have to start saying things like that to them Haha I love that you're just like "yeah they're probably right in their accusations" I agree seeing how mad some people get over games and stuff is funny (it's me I'm people I hate loosing games depending on what it is and I am very competitive) So it was very dark and all we had for light was my roommates flashlight on her phone but while we were walking home a friend of ours that lived else where kept texting her to make sure we were still safe (my phone as dead at this point) so while she was texting him her flashlight was facing down and someone had moved this road sign to the footpath and it was on that sits on the floor so while I couldn't see it I walked into it and fell over it but while I feel I grabbed hold of it and flipped with it and fell in a ditch with it on top of me... I was fine and was just laid laughing while my friend looked down at me and in the most northern accent ever just said "get up you dickhead." and helped me off of the floor and then asked if I was okay... and I was so it was all good!! Haha 😂 I love this drunken story that sounds like one hell of a night and is a roller coaster from start to finish!! I'm sorry you thought you had stood on a dead turtle for 7 years though, someone really should've told you that it was just a rock!! But that sounds like my kind of night!! I love nights like that... stories that will last a life time... the only down side is the hangover... luckily I have only ever had one hang over in my life and it wasn't the morning after the road sign fiasco... I felt surprisingly good the morning after that haha 😂 It's such a good musical it's about Henry VIII wives and I just love everything to do with his wives and that musical is so much fun and actually gives a little insight to the lives the six Tudor queens had away from Henry and with him because at school we're mainly just taught about him which sucks!! I loved the Hozier song and am definitely gonna have to listen to more of his stuff!! I love musicals so much I mainly listen to musical soundtracks at the minute- usually, Legally Blonde and Six on repeat haha 😂 Ooo thank you I will definitely check out this Pinterest board thanks for sending it to me!! I could talk about them forever too... since watching Bly Manor my niece has been asking me so many questions about it and I am more than happy to talk to her about it haha!! The beast in the jungle speech just breaks my heart every time I relate to it so much and VP just delivers it so beautifully!! Oh yeah now I know at the beginning that it's older Jamie I am just a wreck the whole show is just so beautiful and heart breaking at the same time I LOVE IT!! Even though it makes me sob- I keep putting myself through it!! I mean, yeah I was happy that she said it Dani is great but it was the way she said it... my mum can be something else sometimes... she said she thought Dani was like me the first time she does the accent when she says "I've fallen quite in love with London" because I just randomly do accents a lot too but it was the way she was like "She needs help... but I like her she reminds me of you" I was just like... "Should I go get help?" I still don't know the answer to my question about if I need help or not but I mean I probably do need it You're welcome I really hope you like it!! It's a
great fic I love it!! Yeah I get that if stuff starts taking too much effort and burns you out you're not gonna wanna keep doing it so it's understandable that you stopped!! I think fan art is great and I really would love to be able to do it myself but I just don't have the skill it takes!! Awwh it's a shame you didn't like the Dani x Jamie one you did I would've loved to have seen it!! Honestly there are so many talented writers out there and when I read their fics I am just in awe of the worlds they have built and the stories they have created we are so blessed in this fandom to have so many amazing writers and so many amazing fics out there Oh yeah definitely its important to enjoy what you do!! I know I love writing and love writing fics for Dani and Jamie so I think I'll be doing it for a while even if I'm not great at it haha Awwh thank you very much I hope you have a great weekend too!! ☺️
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dreamsafterhours · 4 years ago
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college boyfriend!markhyuk au series: II (donghyuk’s pathway)
a universe in which roommates!markhyuk meet each other's s/o in class
markhyuk are roommates, my/n and dy/n are roommates, mark and dy/n take classes together and so do donghyuk and my/n — how will their fates intertwine?
genre: fluff pairings: platonic!mark+dy/n format: dotpoint AU universe: non idol, college best friend warning: a lil swearing (best get used to it lol)
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II: relationship consolidation.. it’s platonic i swear
the fellowship continues (mark + dy/n)
so the month that follows your first meeting
is full of
a mixture of crackheadedness and tortured artist vibes
a lot of it is sending lit memes and other shit to each other at 2am when u have an 8am the next morning and yelling at each other for keeping u up so late but then laughing again at whatever the ridiculous punchline was
“to quote shakespeare’s hamlet, act v, scene ii, line 270: no”
/deep inhale/ /unhinged laughter/
that’s your inside joke for a whole two weeks mark couldn’t get the numbers right the first few times uwu poor confused thing but he got it after a while so good on him
in the second class after the first day, you try your best to find in him the crowd of people lining up to go into the lecture theatre but you can’t and it’s almost time to go in and—
oop you’re getting swept by the current of the masses
you still try to look for him even then
and luckily your attempts pay off !bc you do see him further up the stairs
,, but he’s
,.talking to another person, sitting in a seat on the end of the row 
slightly disappointed that you can’t sit together and get to know him better and hopefully become friends but !! still optimistic that you’ll just make new friends
you file into an empty seat near his row a little further down the stairs from where he was sitting
you take out your materials and start to go over your notes from the day before when
someone plops himself down on the seat next to you
you look up and before you can smile in greeting, you recognise
it’s mark!!
he says “heyyy” in that rlly soft voice idk if you’ve seen the vid of him going ʰᶦ but that’s the voice he uses here
and you’re like “oh hi! wait i thought i saw you sitting over there” pointing behind u
and he’s like “oh i just met a friend and i was saving his girlfriend’s seat haha.. she just arrived so they kicked me out and i saw u and !!yeah”
and u nod at him like “nice nice i thought you ditched me” jokingly ofc
“no no i was actually trying to find you but.. you’re too short”
“i’m what”
/whispers/ “i’m sorry omg don’t kill me pls”
/stands up straighter to assert dominance/ “say that again, marcus. say that again”
ajsagdfo cuties
“ok then should we meet somewhere before the lectures”
so you decide on the benches outside the building as Your Spot™
the lecture’s just an introduction to the first text in the syllabus bc . second class
and so there’s quite a bit of note taking,, naturally
mark forgets what the prof says before he can write it down and this particular prof, you learn, is prone to talking fast and then switching the lecture slides before anyone can write anything important down
poor mark is doing a lot of looking up at the slides and then down at his notebook and :(((
so r u but u seem to have better memory than him so u either have the lecture slides up if you’re a typer with your notes or manage to write your notes and still listen to the prof if you’re a writer idk yalls preferences so
meanwhile mark whispers under his breath,, half to himself
“what” don’t we all,, mark.. don’t we all
and he does that a few times so you look over and he’s written barely anything so at that point he’s almost just resorted to listening to the prof and not taking notes at all
then he seems to catch himself and he starts writing down whatever key terms the prof is spewing and you realise
kid’s blanking out lmfao
so you tell him you’ll send your notes over to him after class and he’s like !! R U SURE im so sorry im not used to this sPEED and i can’t put my hand up and ask him to slow down someone else has to do that
and u just nod and tell him it’s all g
so class ends and you wave goodbye (confirming to meet at the benches next week too) to go to your tutorial class that happens to be right after the lecture and so does he,,
and this is your thought process for the next five or so minutes:
there’s only one exit so surely he’s only going outside and not the same way as me
oh look he’s going the same way as me.. i’m sure he’s just going to another building ooh that’s a pretty cool tree
hey we can walk to our next classes together and then split up where we have to go in different directions
is he turning left or right left or right i’m going left left or right left or—wait oh cool
ah there’s a bunch of classes in this building too surely he’s on a different floor. see he’s going up the stairs—wait he’s going up the stairs.. so am i..,,,
nah surely he’s going up another floor
wait if he’s going up another floor.. why isn’t he going on the elevator
does he have a fear of enclosed spaces
does he have childhood trauma in an elevator
maybe he keeps fit by climbing stairs
lol this is my floor, be funny if..
hang on a second
HANG ON A SECOND
“HANG ON A SECOND” that wasn’t one of your thoughts btw that was. out loud
very loud
and he turns around, startled at your voice again
looking up from his phone and eyes getting wider than they were in their initial reaction
“wHAT THE—WAIT HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP—”
he’s giggling at this point bc it’s so funny to him
“HOLD—YOU’RE?? in this tute too??”
“are we??—”
“—in the same class?” yall say that in unison bc that’s the proliferation of a Wholesome Friendship™ right there
u laugh bc wow this is my new best friend
“this is crazyyy”
“yeah what the f..” he highkey cuts himself off bc i mean day 2 guys
but then you
“exactly what the fuck...”
lmfao he knows then that it’s ok to swear with you
n e ways
y’all keep talking until your tutor arrives and lets you in the class
ofc you sit next to each other in the tute as well
you have a great time and class ends quicker than you thought bc you’re having fun and that’s always gewd
so the next few weeks u’re just vibing with each other
walking to class together after ur lectures
walking each other to other classes
studying together in the library in your spare time catching up on content and exploring ideas discussed in tutes for your shakespearean sonnets class
"o romeo, romeo, wherefore were thou and juliet teenage dumbfucks”
he couldn’t stop laughing at that for three days straight
“t..teENAGE /wheeze/ dUMBFUCKS HAHAHAHAHA”
getting pretty close basically
sharing hobbies and music tastes (u find out he plays guitar and it’s the biggest possession he brought into his dorm from his house and listens to frank ocean and john mayer a lot, watches fullmetal alchemist)
sometimes you’ll come to meet him at the benches full on catwalking down the path with your airpods in and resting bitch face on listening to some dope shit while the crowd parts for you and he’s just like O.O
how is she friends with me
he thinks you’re so cool it’s cute
but he’s also alr convinced himself that you’re so out of his league he highkey won’t dare try and make a move
n e ways
he sees ur airpods and he’s like “aren’t you afraid you’re gonna lose them one day”
and you just look at him and go “do i look like a fool, marcus”
he laughs so hard at that
complaining to you abt his roommate in real time over text like
marcus the fool 🤡: “dude he’s whining at me to ‘play with him’ i don’t want to play with him”
marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s getting jealous of u”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he asks who u think u r”
you: “tell him i would fight him”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he says u won’t win”
you: “bet”
marcus the fool 🤡: “i told him u don’t need to fight for my attention bc uve alr got it”
marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s fake crying”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he’s telling me to leave the house and leave the kids”
you: “am i a homewrecker now”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he calls u a homewrecker”
you: “tell him i’ll kiss it better”
one day like a month or so into your friendship
you rush to the benches with that look on your face that says you’re about to murder someone which usually disappears when you see him and take out your airpods bc rbf
so he ,, approaches with caution ,,, easy does it,,
yes he’s wondering if it’s your time of month
ngl it åctually was which makes things worse
t e n t a t i v e l y he asks on the way into the lecture theatre
“hey dy/n u ok?? u look.. ok nvm”
bc u lowkey glared at him but u didn’t mean to i swear u just looked at him but u were alr in a bad mood
so ure like “sorry yes i’m fine i didn’t have my coffee today so i may be a bit cranky”
“what happened? u sleep in or smth”
“yeah i slept at 4 last night”
“wHY did u do that”
“idK but i was running late just now and the line at the cafe was so long i stood in line for five minutes and i said nop class is abt to start”
“oh okey”
this keeps bugging him all throughout the lecture
so he turns to u when the lecture is over and he’s like
“u have another lecture next right”
“yes marcus i have another lecture that you’re taking with me”
“come ditch with me i’ll shout u a coffee”
“what really”
“for sure, we can catch up on the lecture in the library tonight”
and you remember that you’d made plans with your roommate my/n to go to the library that night anyway so you agree and let him know
so he’s like “oh rlly? can i bring my roomie along too he probs doesn’t have other plans anyway i hear they’re doing some kind of project so he better not be going anywhere” with a lil frown uwu angery mark
“sure don’t see why not. we’ll all study together”
“nice i’ll let him know”
“cool”
cool
u see where i’m going with this
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shhh-no-ones-home · 5 years ago
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witch wolf? (5/5) chris motionless x wereworlf!reader
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part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5
this is the final installment! thanks to everyone whos read this series (and liked it lol), i appreciate yall. im also thinking of turning this into an actual book but it will probably take me a hot minute since im working on another few projects right now. but as always when its ready i will let yall lovely people know. i will have it published to my wattpad when its done if any of yall wanna read an expanded version.
Song: lil red ridding hood by Amanda Seyfried
tag list: @thisplace-ishaunted @ryansitkowskiswifey @alilpunkrock @theoneandonlykymberlee @svintsandghosts @cynic-spirit @buryallyourbones @chriscrosscerulli
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I walked down the hall, shoulder to shoulder with Chris. We had just arrived to the hotel and were the only two that had managed to slack off and be late to check in. Per usual.
"So, what kinda stuff can you actually do?"
He joked and I laughed at him, pushing my room key into the door and opening it for us.
"I don't know, what can a regular wolf do? What can a dog do?"
He sent me a look, dropping his bag on my bed.
"You know what I meant."
I shook my head, dropping my bag down too.
"I know I know but seriously, whatever they do so can I. Pretty much."
He sighed and sat down.
"Okay but is it closer to Remus lupin or serious black?"
He sent me a look as I sat down next to him.
"You saw me transform Chris, you tell me. You're the harry Potter expert after all."
I nudged him, making him smile at me.
"You are absolutely right but like I wanna know how it feels. Is it like being an actual dog or are you completely feral?"
I shook my head at him.
"When am I not completely feral?"
I joked. He just rolled his eyes at me. Sending me a look like 'really?'. I put my hands in the air in surrender.
"Okay okay, yes it's a bit of it all. When I first change I'm basically as feral as it gets. It takes so much energy changing into and changing back I'm pretty much starving almost immediately and can't think of anything other than eating or hunting."
He motioned to me.
"Which I saw when you completely annihilated that deer."
I laughed a little, nodding.
"Exactly, unless I absolutely eat my weight before hand but who has time for that ya know? Or at least I don't on the road, it's a little easier at home."
He just sent me a weird look and shook his head a little bit at the thought. I let out a nervous Laugh.
"I digress. Um, Aside from eating everything, Normally, when I don't have to run all night like now I just do normal dog slash wolf things."
I made a slashing motion with my hand for emphasis.
"At home I normally change out back so it's easier to clean up and then come in and just lounge around the house."
He drew his brows together.
"Wait don't you have a roommate though?"
I let out another nervous laugh.
"Yeah that was an interesting conversation to have when I interviewed her to be my roommate. But we got along great and she's a lunar type witch too and has helped me tremendously."
I nudged his arm again.
"Plus it's like having a self serving dog in the house and who wouldn't want that?."
We both laughed and he shook his head at me.
"Okay but When do you sleep?"
I shrugged.
"We both usually sleep during the day. She has a night job and I of course do this and traveling stuff and modeling and all that so I kind of make my own schedule. around the full moon usually of course."
He looked a little confused.
"And you took this job even knowing you'd change while on the road?"
I let out a short Laugh.
"Yeah I didn't really think about that when I did it to be honest. I was so excited that you guys wanted to work with me I jumped on the opportunity without even checking. But I'm making it work. Kind of."
He nodded in understanding.
"I guess that makes sense. But back to the question at hand. Are you really just like a big dog? Like at home and stuff?"
I looked at him a little funny.
"Yes?"
He cracked a mischievous smile.
"So you like, like belly rubs and ear scratches and stuff?"
I sent him an annoyed look as he tried to stifle a laugh. I knew what he was doing.
"Actually yes you big dork."
I said in all seriousness and His face sort of went straight.
"Wait really?"
I raised a brow at him.
"Yes dummy, what dog wouldn't? Just cause I'm a changling doesn't mean I don't act on instinct. My tail wags when I'm happy, I shed all over the couch, and all my shit is constantly covered in dog hair. Not to mention the air fresheners we have to have because of the blatant dog smell. Not only that but when I'm changed I will beg for and eat everything. Thats one of the things my roommate hates about the transition."
I laughed a bit at the thought and He nodded in understanding. He sort of perked up at the dog smell thing and I could see him thinking back to when he was last to our house.
"Now that you mention it I did notice Your serious affinity for candles."
I smiled at him, amusement spreading across my features and making me shiver a little bit.
"I guess a lot of my behaviors probably make sense now huh?"
He side nodded a little bit, looking over at me.
"Kinda yeah."
I sighed.
"Yeah."
I watched as a smile slowly crept it's way across his face.
"You do those things in human form too?"
I rolled my eyes at him, laughing a little bit and looking down at my intertwined fingers.
"Only sometimes."
I said, looking at him and winking at him. His face dropped.
"Wait really?"
I stuck my tongue out at him.
"You say that too much ya know that?"
He blushed, smiling and scratching the back of his neck.
"I guess it calls for it right now. I'm just in such disbelief I guess I just don't know what else to say."
I nodded slowly.
"I get that, it's not everyday you meet a monster. Or one that's willing to sit and chat about it for that matter."
He half smiled at me, nudging my arm.
"I don't think you're a monster."
I looked down at my lap, trying to hide the small blush creeping it's way onto my face.
"Thanks Chris, that means a lot, but you don't know me know me."
I looked back up at him and he frowned.
"Hey, aren't you the one who said my intuition was great or something?"
I laughed a little bit, looking back down and shaking my head.
"Actually I said you were intuitive when you felt like it but sure we'll go with that."
He sat upright, looking all high and mighty.
"Well I'd say that right now I'm feeling like it and I say you aren't a monster. Whether I know you well enough or not."
I looked up at him and smiled.
"Thanks Chris, that means a lot."
He looked down at me before exhaling deeply and slouching back down.
"What are friends for right? Assuming you see me as a friend."
I nodded.
"I wouldn't have let you see me change if I didn't. And, I guess you see me differently than I thought you did, at least enough to be scared out of your mind at the sight of me in my other form and still want to stick around."
He drapped his arm over my shoulder and pulled me into his side, looking down at me.
"Something tells me you have had many a bad experience with that, but I'll assure you right now I'm not going anywhere. Big bad wolf or not."
I laughed at him and wrapped my arm around his waist, hugging him back.
"Well I'm glad to hear that. But does that make you red ridding hood now?"
He grinned at me.
"Only if you'd want me to be."
I nodded.
"I'll promise I won't eat you."
I said, winking at him and making him laugh.
"Thanks, that means a lot."
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shewrites02 · 6 years ago
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I want you (Erik Killmonger)
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A/n: This is my first Killmonger story, so don’t crucify me lol. I’m not completely satisfied with it but I couldn’t keep staring at it so here it is. I’m open to any criticism or feedback. Enjoy :)
Erik Kilmonger was a name all too familiar in Wakanda. If not fear that struck people's heart when hearing his name than it was Anger. Kilmonger was an infamous criminal in the eyes of most Wakandans, while others agreed with his point of view and opinions. But no matter where I stood on the matter, on March 5th when Erik Kilmonger walked into the elder's meeting along side King T'challa after being dead for a year now.... time stopped.
Most couldn't understand how a King so determined not to make the same mistakes as his predecessors, like T'challa, could hide such a secret from the people. Lots question T'challa's ability to rule, but it has been 3 months since that day and things have yet to fall apart. The people wait aniouxly to see how this unfolds.
I for one am no spectator to the kings actions, but an active participant as one of the king's advisers and future dora milaje general once Okaye steps down... or should I say if Okaye ever steps down. And as of now I am assigned as Erik's personal adviser, which entailed being a babysitter over anything else.
"Why you always muggin me?" erik interrogated finally stopping and facing toward me. His solid black button up hugging tight his biceps, but loosely draping the rest of his torso due to his refusal to actually button the shirt.  He face broke into a slight smirk as he watched how visibly uncomfortable he made me.
"I do not mean mugg you... What does that even mean?!" you retorted.
Erik sort of chuckled. The lack of knowledge wakandans had about black culture was still surprising to him, especially after they've had a whole year of exposing themselves to the outside world.
"It's that look on your face right now." He shrugged. "Aye but I get it, I did try to kill the King right?"
I scoffed rolling me eyes. In my line of work, my opinion didn't matter, how I felt didn't matter. The only thing that mattered were the king's orders and the laws of Wakanda. And right now the king order me and Erik at the ceremony. So no matter how I felt personally about Erik, my job was to be by his side, and that is what I am going to do.
"Damn. I was fucking joking, I cant get a laugh?" Erik continued to prod.
I scuffed slightly narrowing my eyes. 'joking' putting Wakanda through turmoil and choas was comedic to him. I clentched my fist till the tip of my fingers were white, and I could feel my heart beat in my throat. Angry was not a strong enough word to describe how Erik Killmonger made me feel, infuriated didn't quite grasp it either.
"Sorry If I don't think anarchy is something to joke about. You... you lack any respect for this nation. You almost ruin the royal family and send all of wakanda into choas and that funny to you! Oh Bast!"  
Erik now was the one rolling his eyes. From the moment T'challa refused to let him die in Shuri's lab, Erik knew he would always be the man who tried to ruin Wakanda. The Adolf Hitler in their history books. He had come to accept it and maybe even feed into it from time to time. Eager to be the villian again.
"What are you doing?!" I interogated my tone still hostile from my previously ignored rant. I  watched him fiddle with the buckle of his belt until that as well as his pants were off.
"I'm changing."
"Erik we need to go, The King requested our pressence at the ceremony to be timely!"
"And it will just let me change damn! Yall got a nigga out here dressed like kirk franklin and shit!" He grumbled now sliding off his shirt.
No one had quite managed to annoy me in the way that Erik did. He made my skin crawl like literally itch with the words that came out his mouth, and right now... right now I was at my witts end with him.
"No, lets go! Now!" I shouted. Balling up the clothes he had shed and throwing them toward him. Although his back to me and the clothes landing to the left of him not grazing him even the slightest, I knew Erik had seen what I'd done
Erik quickly turned around a haze covering his eyes as his face scruntched and twisted as if it were trying to find the right expression for this situation. The look in his eyes very similar to that of when he burned the heart shape herb.
It was dead silent before his dark chuckle broke the air and turned into a full blown laugh. As if he couldn't believe what he was hearing. He walked until his body towerd over mine. Till i could feel his breath sweep across my cheek and I could feel his scars lightly graze my skin.
"I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to,but you can dead all that shit right now! Got it?" He growled lowly in my ear. His voice raspy and dark.
My knees almost went weak caused by the shortage my brain was having at the moment. The low growl of his voice, and feeling of his skin against mine was enough to overwhelm me but holy Bast the smell of his cologne fresh out the shower had me beside myself.
It was no secret that Erik was an attractive man, but no woman in Wakanda dared to admit it. I for one hadn't realized just how attractive until this moment right here. Maybe it was the touch of his skin or the look in his eyes. I'm not sure but, without much thought and pure impulse I smashed my lips into his. He seem surprised at first but had no hesitation in kissing me back. He brought his hand to my throat pulling me into him as he slippied his tougne into my mouth. A small moan escaped my lips as his free hand began to explore my body.
Quickly I pulled away.
"I- I'm-" I had no words.
My first instinct was to run, go far away from this room with this man standing in front of me. I reached for the door getting it slightly ajar before Erik slammed it closed. I turned to face him, my back pined to the door. He rested is left hand against the door while snaking his right arm around my waist. His teeth ever so slightly bite his bottom lip and his eyes grazed my body as if undressing me already.
Where my heart pounded with anger it now speed with anticipation and angst. I wanted so badly to feel his lips against mine again, to fell his hands rome my body again... just to feel him. But every logical thought in my mind, well the very few that remained, were telling me this was a bad idea.
"If you wanted a nigga... all you had to do was ask."
"I- I-"
I struggled to form a single coherent sentence. This only widen the already large grin on Erik's face. He had now completely pressed is body against mine, resting his member comfortable on my thigh.He bent down resting his head in the crook of my neck just where my ear was.
"Come on... Beg, daddy. Tell me you want me." his whispered his warm breath tingling my neck.
"I want you."
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ygbentobox · 6 years ago
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Soft Q&A
Tagged by: @ygteasure !!! <3
What’s the smell of your shampoo?
its supposed to b tangerines but it smells more like a citrus concoction 
What’s your aesthetic?
based on my wardrobe alone the main ones I like is neutral+warm, 90s insp+colorful, androgynous or v feminine. I adore vintage stuff and love comfy/soft things and fresh...??? stuff?? idk like things that remind me of springtime like flowers and frogs and grass.
What is your favorite time of day?
golden hour/late afternoon
What do you like the most about the beach?
when u finally work up the courage to dive into the water,,, fireworks on the beach, napping on the beach, white squeaky sand + bonfires 
What do you worry about constantly?
jsjsjs if I fucked up that bad or am I just overanalyzing things?  How am I gonna graduate highschool/is college worth it 
What is a song you’ve cried to before?
everglow by coldplay fjhdfkj i bawled my eyes out at 2am over a crush 
What are some relaxing tips for your followers?
take a shower, nap in a clean/comfy space, listen 2 asmr, go outside if u can and lay in the grass
What are some things that make you tear up?
coming out, growing up, school, someone i love getting hurt, groups disbanding
What is your favorite form of each of the five senses?
touch: cuddling!! 
sight: mashiho, bang chan, kim wonpil, clean rooms, nature during springtime, my puppy, my best friend, my family
hearing: nct’s discography, mashiho’s voice, yedam’s cover of there’s nothing holding me back, lorde’s discography, skz’ discography, asmr, when my dog makes funny noises, my cats purring 
smell: warm, spicy smells (like baked goods), mint, fresh cut grass, lilies of the valley, my perfume, coconut, apples, white chocolate...to name a few lol
taste: thai food, ramen, french fries, ice cream, lasagna, chedder cheese
What is one alternate reality you’d want to live in?
where im thru college, know several languages, with a job i love with decent money and running a mini farm w my partner and our pets 
What are most troubles you face daily?
trying to overcome bad time management, trying not to yell at ppl for homophobia, trying to focus, trying to be nice to not nice people.... the list goes on
What is a scene of a book that made you really sad?
ok,,, do fanfics count?? i read @jisquish‘s changlix fic “read my lips” and that one scene where Deaf!Changbin got to hear everyones’ voice made me cry as well as a couple other scenes (I highly suggest reading this fic its So Good)
Say something to all your followers.
 Send anons! Tag your reblogs! Say stuff in the replies! I always wanna hear from yall. dont be afraid to talk me, ok? and thanks for sticking around + joining me in this experience of a survival show. u are all super sweet and i love interacting with you
I tag: @hyunsukies​ @cafencts @junkyeu @galaxyknj@felixxtrash @stray-kids-stuff @astarlightmonbebe @yedumb and anyone else who wants to!
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shuakkinda-blog · 7 years ago
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Vernon crushing on you !! // scenario
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a bullet-point scenario featuring the legendary meme, Vernon/Chwe Hansol !!
Send in requests for scenarios and reactions on my page if you’d like to :)
- Hansol yall
- this guy is a literal dork but he doesn’t always show it
- on stage he’s kinda cautious and uptight
- but he’s suuuper funny and genuine off stage
- and I guess he’s kinda like this when it comes to his crushes
- he’ll be super serious at first
- but once his crush breaks the ice for good
- she better get ready for a shit ton of moments with
- not just vernon
- but with our legendary memesol too ;)
- ENOUGH OF THE INTRO NONSENSE, ON WITH THE SCENARIO !!
- you’ve been an intern at pledis for a couple of months now
- and during those months you found this one svt member that you really really really click with:
- PPU PPU BOO SEUNGKWAN
- you love his sass and he loves how you react to it
- the conversations you guys have are just so interesting too, and they’re nEVER quiet
- he’s practically screaming and making a fool out of himself whenever he’s with you because he loves hearing you laugh
- Seungkwan is so full of energy whenever he’s around you like
- he’d be practicing a extremely difficult dance in the practice room with the rest of svt and feel like he’d rather die than get the moves right
- but then you’d walk in and Seungkwan would spring from the dead like
- “HEY GUYS GET UP WHY ARE WE SO TIRED LET’S JUST DANCE THIS BS BECAUSE WE CAN C’MON NOW!1!!1!!!!” IJE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEE UP
- and the rest of svt would groan and want to slap the shit out of him for interrupting their much-needed break
- anyways, knowing how much !positivity! and !motivation! you guys bring into each other’s days, the two of you choose to hang out often
- and a lot of his fellow group members would think it’s because Seungkwan is crushing on you
- but it’s not that
- it’s just one of those super duper close bff connections ykno
- your amazing friendship with Seungkwan is probably one of the best things you’re getting out of the internship
- ONE of them, just wait ;)
- and although you know that the other svt members find Seungkwan’s attitude is 5x more annoying when he’s with you
- you didn’t know your friendship was really starting to bother a particular member:
- “Hansolieeeee~” Seungkwan comes barging into the practice room to see Vernon sitting by himself on the floor, back leaning against the wall mirror
- “mm?” Vernon hums but doesn’t look up from his phone. He knows the loud voice can only be Seungkwan’s
- “wanna go get some bubble tea? Like right now?” Seungkwan grins widely, but his positive gesture is met with a dull response
- “I don’t know,” Vernon’s eyes are still glued to his phone
- “come on,” Seungkwan pulls on one of Vernon’s arms. “It’ll be fun because-”
- “y/n will be there, I know,” Vernon huffs
- “you never hang out with us,” Seungkwan pouts. “Why can’t you just give today a chance?”
- “you go have fun with your little crush. I’ll be here,” Vernon says coldly
- “HANSOL, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON’T LIKE HER LIKE THAT,” Seungkwan gets defensive
- “and you’re my best friend. I can’t just leave you here like this...” he looks down in guilt
- “well then go have fun with your new best friend then,” Vernon says as his eyes avoid Seungkwan
- (now a lot of us would expect Boo to get offended by this statement and sass the living shit out of Vernon)
- (but nah)
- (in fAct)
- Seungkwan snickers. “Is my best friend... jealous?”
- “I’m not, I just...” Vernon struggles to make up an excuse
- “HAH YOU’RE SO CUTE, JEALOUS OF SOME GIRL HUH...?” Seungkwan collapses and rolls on the floor, dying of laughter
- Vernon doesn’t respond and keeps busy on his phone
- “okay okay, I’m sorry,” Seungkwan collects himself again. “But for real, I can’t replace someone like you. Ever. You’ll always be my best friend, and no other person can say otherwise.” VERKWAN FEELS YO
- “just please, I’d love to hang out with the two of you guys. I think you’ll get along well... I mean there’s gotta be a reason why I’m so close to both you,” Seungkwan justifies
- Vernon contemplates for a long moment
- “... okay,” he says hesitantly
- “AYYAYAY OMG OKAY LET’S GO LIKE RIGHT NOW BC Y/N IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING AND I DON’T WANT TO MAKE HER WAIT SO LONG,” Seungkwan screeches says excitedly as he pulls Vernon off of the floor and onto his feet
- Vernon smiles as he gets dragged out of the building
- and upon arriving at the building’s entrance, he sees you casually waiting on your phone
- while keeping quiet, Seungkwan pushes Vernon closer to you, making you look up
- “uh hello, I’m Vernon,” Vernon smiles plainly at you
- “oh come on,” Seungkwan lightly punches Vernon. “She knows you and you know him. Don’t act awkward like that.”
- “call him Hansol if you want,” Seungkwan looks to you and pats his original bestie. “He’s usually not like this, so please forgive him, y/n.”
- “ah okay,” you smile. “Nice to finally hang out with you today! Seungkwan has told me a lot about you.”
- “same here,” Vernon replies and his smile grows a little. He points to Seungkwan “This guy just doesn’t know how to shut up when he’s talking about you sometimes,” he says as he nudges Boo in the gut
- you laugh. “I think he just needs to learn how to control himself in general,” you respond
- “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, let’s not gang up against me so soon,” Seungkwan comes in between you and Vernon to link arms with the both of you. All three of you start heading over to the bubble tea cafe
- and during your trio date
- it’s pretty awkward at first
- but then you bring up something dumb or embarrassing that Seungkwan has done before
- and Vernon would be like
- “oh my god I thought I was the only one who saw him do that before.”
- “yeah I know, I can’t believe he actually sneaks his plush toys to the company building everyday. I always catch him talking to them when he’s alone. It’s hilarious.”
- “I know, right?” Vernon would laugh. “You know there was this one time he-”
- “OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH,” Seungkwan would have to shut up the both of you before he can be insulted any further
- and for the rest of the time at the cafe, you and Vernon are just snickering at each other every time Seungkwan tries to change the subject from something he can’t/doesn’t want to talk about lmao
- overall the bubble tea date turns out to be a great time
- while Seungkwan goes to use the restroom, Vernon leans over to your side of the table and asks
- “hey, if you ever need some more Seungkwan blackmail, I gotchu.”
- you shake your head and laugh. “I could definitely use some of those.”
- “yeah, if you give me your number, I can send you a few right now if you want,” Vernon smiles and holds out a hand, which you place your phone in
- as he’s entering his contact info into your phone, you spot Seungkwan returning from the restroom
- “hurry hurry,” you lean over to Vernon. “He’s cominG.”
- “okay, aaaaand done,” he smiles as he finishes up filling out his profile
- he quickly slides your phone back to you before Seungkwan can spot the suspicious activity
- on the way back to the company building, you and Vernon are separated by Seungkwan once again
- but as Boo chats away, you send your new friend a text
- you: “now would be a great time to send some blackmail, don’t you think?”
- upon receiving the text, Vernon looks to you, then to Seungkwan, then back to you
- a huge smile flashes across his face and he begins typing away at the keyboard
- Vernon: “you right” “hold up”
- Vernon: <img231>
- OH MY GOD this is g o l d, you think to yourself as you try to hold back the laughter
- you: “YO I DIDN’T THINK THEY WOULD BE THIS GOOD”
- Vernon: “like I said, I gotchuu”
- Vernon: <img257>
- and the two of you silently laugh at each other as the blackmail keeps rolling into your phone
- until
- Vernon: <img47747>
- Vernon: “WAIT NO I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND YOU THAT ONE”
- you check the image and
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(pic creds to topsy.one)
- you: “... I think this picture beat all of the Seungkwan ones”
- “HEY,” Vernon accidentally responds aloud. An embarrassed smile spreads across his face
- Seungkwan turns to the both of you
- oh shit, you and Vernon think simultaneously
- silence sets in for a moment
- “... ANYWAYS,” Boo continues his conversation with himself
- Vernon looks to you and silently wipes his forehead, mouthing the words “phew”
- you sigh in relief
- Vernon: “my bad omg”
- you: “it’s okay Seungkwan won’t suspect anything this early on”
- you: “he’s super oblivious to everything when he’s on chat mode”
- Vernon: “damn it’s like you’ve known Seungkwan for as long as I have lol”
- you: “lmao I think he’s just super predictable”
- Vernon: “naw, comprehending Seungkwan takes talent”
- Vernon: “and lots of patience”
- and the two of you kinda start of your meme friendship from there how beautiful :’)
- Over time, you guys text more, and then texting leads to talking irl, and then meeting up a few times a week
- and it just comes to the point where the both of y’all are practically ditching Seungkwan for your own hangouts lol sorry boo
- the both of you become so comfortable with each other to the point you can freely unleash your inNER MEME SELVES and it’s gREAT LMAO
- all you guys do together is secretly take pictures of other people around the building and make memes out of them I’m so mean I’m sorrY PLEDIS
- and on most days you’d snap pictures of each other and text them as end-of-the-day (aka i-kind-of-miss-you) messages aw
- one day, Vernon’s gonna be hanging out with you and trying to take pictures of you off-guard without catching your attention
- he wouldn’t check them until the end of the day, when the both of you text each other for your nightly meme exchange is that even a thing?? o o p s
- he’d look through what he managed to capture from earlier
- but
- all of the pictures he took of you
- they’re not off-guards
- they’re bomb ass candid photos
- you’re smiling, laughing, looking at him, just being super genuine in the moment
- and Vernon just thinks:
- why is she so... perfect?
- he smiles as he swipes through the pictures over and over again
- but then another thought hits him:
- do I like y/n?
- also:
- shit what am I supposed to send her today?
- then a text notification comes in
- you: “hey where’s the daily dose of my memeself??”
- Vernon: “uhhh... none today, sorryyyyyy”
- you: “wth did you not take any?”
- you: “whatever I have shit load of memesol from today anyways. ENJOY <3″
- and as you’re sending the pictures you took of him that day, Vernon isn’t even checking any of them
- he’s looking through all of your photos again and griNNING LIKE THE CUTEST KID OMG
- Oh god I do like her...
- wait what the hell am I supposed to do no-
- “wHATCHU GRINNING AT THERE,” Seungkwan sticks his nose into Vernon’s buisness
- “n o TH In G,” Vernon’s eyes widen as he shifts away from Seungkwan and turns off his phone
- “I’m not dumb, Hansol. I saw you scrolling through those pics of y/n,” Seungkwan laughs at him
- “they’re just nice pictures, that’s all,” Vernon tries to cover it up but his blush gives it away
- “mmhmm, ‘nice pictures’ my ass,” Seungkwan isn’t buying it mY FAVORITE PART OF SEUNGKWAN IS...
- “and your smile isn’t like that all the time, I know you,” Boo adds. “It’s really cute right now, and that says a lot.” VERKWAN I TELL YOU
- “okay, fine. You caught me,” Vernon gives up. “But it’s not like anything is gonna change because I like her.”
- “actually,” Seungkwan clears his throat. “knowing you so well comes with the duty to inform you with all of the dumb things you’ll do that’ll make your crush obvious to y/n. May I?”
- “Oh my God,” Vernon smiles and rolls his eyes
- “Oh and by the way,” Seungkwan leans over to Vernon and whispers. “If you don’t make it obvious, I will.”
- “SeungkwaN.”
- “Okay fine, I’ll try not to,” Seungkwan replies. “AnYwAyS...”
- IT’S CRUSHING HABIT ASSESSMENT TIME WOOT !!
- Seungkwan’s right when he says that Vernon will be doing things that’ll make his crush obvious to you
- because for one, he’s gonna have to discontinue that end-of-the-day meme exchange because he’ll just be snapping really cute candid pics of you instead:
- you: “okay memesol, don’t disappoint me today” 
- you: “where’s the y/n meme I’ve been waiting for?”
- Vernon: “sorry I ain’t doing that anymore”
- you: “wait really?”
- you: “bUT WHY?”
- Vernon: “Idk I haven’t been getting any memeable pics of you lately”
- you: “wdym? my natural look is an ugly meme”
- Vernon: “it’s not and that’s the problem”
- you: “... whatchu tryna say then, bud?”
- you: “WAIT A SECOND”
- Vernon: “gn dork”
- and although he may seem pretty calm about hinting here, he’ll probably slap himself in the face a couple of times for slipping up
- Vernon would also stop making jokes about you that insult your personality because whY would he insult something he loves so much about you?? do you hear me screaming?
- but don’t worry, meme time with memesol will still be fun because he’d still be willing to make a meme out of himself for you not like he has any control over that anyways lol
- also, he’d be super blushy whenever you guys have accidental skinship moments nkadbkadfbsd
- like even the slightest touch of your hand would trigger him, and he’s definitely one to stutter afterwards
- last crushing habit he’d have would be fuCk tOns of eye contact omg
- and it’s not just your casual, everyday eye contact
- I’m talking about the kind of eye contact that stares you down to the very core of your s o u l
- okay maybe not that deep, but Vernon’s eye contact with you would just be full of admiration
- trust me, he tries to pay attention to the conversation, but when he looks into your eyes, he gets so thrown off and it’s kinda of cute:
- “hellO, earth to hansOl???” you’d say and wave a hand in front of his face
- “ah, sorry, I was kinda-” Vernon scratches the back of his head
- *cue Vernon’s really shy smile that brings tears to every human*
- and sad enough, sometimes you’ll mistaken this constant staring for lack of interest and/or tiredness:
- “dude, are you alright?” you ask with a concerned face. “you seem kind of tired...”
- “aw no no I’m fine really. I’m just-” Vernon tries to snap out of his daze
- “hey, if you want to go relax or take a nap instead of hearing me blabber about nothing, I totally understand,” you explain. “Your schedule doesn’t always come easy, and I want you to rest if you need to.”
- “no y/n, really I’m fine. I love talking to you, and you know that. And even if I was tired, I’d still want to talk to you.” 
- Vernon begins to blush and so do you
- “ah, I’m sorry if that didn’t come out the right way. But you get me, right?” he laughs nervously
- overall, Vernon is a pretty shy crusher, but he wouldn’t be any less of a meme for you while he’s crushing so don’t worry
- now when it comes to confessing, this guy would want to make it short, simple, and all planned out in his head
- but hey, that’s probably not gonna happen because we caN’t forget about Seungkwan in this equation !!1!1!1!1
- so one day you’re eating dinner with verkwan peacefully when all of a sudden
- “it took me awhile to realize that you guys have been hANGING OUT WITHOUT ME FOR SOME TIME NOW,” Seungkwan bursts his bubble. “CARE TO EXPLAIN?”
- “uhh... you’ve just been really busy I guess?” Vernon shrugs
- “Hansol, wtf we have the same exact schedule for god’s sake,” Seungkwan snaps
- “I think it’s all the meme-ing we do,” you laugh and say in an attempt to save your side with Vernon
- “yeahh. We like to play around with memes a lot and we just thought... you know... you might not be too interested in all of it???” Vernon smiles timidly
- “mmhmm, suUUUuuure. Like anyone said I would rather hang out with myself than listen to you guys talk about memes all day,” Seungkwan says sarcastically and rolls his eyes
- before you could justify your point any further, Vernon’s phone rings
- “oh, sorry guys,” he gets up from his seat. “Let me just take this call.”
- you and Seungkwan watch Vernon leave the table and walk away
- and once he’s out of sight...
- “okay, y/n,” Seungkwan looks you dead in the face and leans closer from the other side of the table. “What’s the deal with you and Hansol?”
- “why? Are you jealous of our friendship or something?” you laugh at him
- Seungkwan shakes his head. “No no, I don’t have to worry about that because I know you can’t replace MY spot as his best friend. What I’m trying to ask is...”
- “... are you guys dating? BehiND my baCK?”
- your face goes red
- ofc you guys aren’t dating
- but the fact that Seungkwan is suspecting it makes you think about how suspicious your friendship with him looks
- do we really look like a couple?
- “w-what? No, what the hell, Seungkwan,” you try to cover up your flustered appearance
- “I mean,” Seungkwan scoffs. “If you two are gonna hang out without ME, there’s obviously gotta be something going on...”
- “It’s funny you think we’re dating because I don’t see any reason why he’d like me like that,” you say as you fake a smile and play around with your food.
- Seungkwan stares at you in silence for a moment
- and then he laughs
- hystererically
- like he’s about to fall of his seat
- “yo are you okay, Boo?” you ask the dying fellow
- “no no no, I just-” Seungkwan tries to catch his breath and wipes the tears from his eyes. “Oh my god, y/n.”
- “what’s going on with you???” you say with concern
- “no, I should be asking you that question,” Seungkwan collects himself.
- “I don’t get it,” you reply
- “y/n, I hate to spoil it but how are you not picking up on Vernon’s obvious crush on you? What is going on with you?” Seungkwan smiles widely
- your face lights up at Seungkwan’s words
- does he... really like me?
- “Are you being serious right now?” you ask for reassurance
- Seungkwan sighs. “Hansol has been liking you for awhile now. And I know he really likes you because he doesn’t even talk to me about it. He tells me almost everything, but nothing when it comes to you.”
- “And that just tells me that you really mean something special to him.”
- “I mean pff, not as special as me but you know... pretty close,” Seungkwan fakes a hair flip
- you shake your head. “I don’t want to believe you,”
- Seungkwan’s eyes widen. “Wait why no-”
- “but for the record, I’ve definitely liked him for awhile,” you cut him off
- Seungkwan smiles but his face contorts at the sight of Vernon coming back. “Good to hear, but looks like your ‘boyfriend’ is walking back riGHT NOW, SO ACT NATURAL.”
- “SEUNGKWAN HE’S NOT MY BOY-”
- “Y/N SHUT UP HE IS- OH HEY HANSOL, WHAT’S UUUUP?” Seungkwan sweats nervously, but Vernon doesn’t suspect a thing
- so after the dinner at the restaurant, the three of you walk back to the company building so that you can head home to your apartment from there
- but the boys agree that it’s too dark outside for you to walk alone
- and of course Seungkwan, being the slick one out of the bunch, complains about one of his feet hurting and insists on staying behind at the company building actor kwan at his finest
- so it’s just you and Vernon walking together
- and although you guys usually talk comfortably
- the walk home was different
- no one says a word
- it’s pretty awkward
- the both of you are busy thinking
- “alright,” you say at the foot of your apartment building. “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow like usual?”
- “yeah, that’s... that’s fine,” he rocks back and forth on his feet. “Like usual.”
- after exchanging “good night” greetings, you proceed to enter the building, but
- “I like you.”
- the words fall out of Vernon’s mouth quietly
- You turn around and see Vernon standing in place, but he’s staring at the ground
- “I don’t believe you,” you say
- “w-what?” Vernon looks up to you again
- “I said I don’t believe you,” you repeat yourself
- “what? Why not?” Vernon says in confusion
- you sigh
- “you would’ve looked me in the eye and told me so.”
- after processing your words, Vernon walks up to you with his eyes down.
- and after lifting his head up to see your eyes only inches away
- he tilts his head and presses his lips against yours
- and at that moment, you believed his words
- realizing how cheesy the moment is, you both giggle into your kiss
- the two of you say to yourselves...
- how did I fall for a dork like you?
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markleetrashh · 7 years ago
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Makeup Voiceover;Taeyong
Request: I literally have your tumblr on my internet tab all the time, never closing it once :'' i love your work!! Can i request a make up voice over by taeyong? I think it'd be funny considering how he's always the manlyman lol THANKKKS
A/N: i actually feel like he'd be super sweet & soft while doing this so sorry if it wasn't what you expected!!
i've only recently just got back to writing so i hope this isnt too bad
and i think it's been long too since i wrote for taeyong?
but i hope this is good enough and it works!!
also
im running out of makeup brands to write google isnt helping anymore help this clueless makeup girl out
let's go
so taeyong's always been fascinated by your skills and makeup
he'd straight up just stare at you with his mouth open as you do your makeup
kid taeyong would appear and clap his hands together whenever you finish
"woah so pretty my baby"
and your fans have noticed that he's always in the background of your makeup tutorials giving a thumbs up or nodding his head
such a supportive boyfriend
so they'd always comment and ask yall to do the makeup voiceover challenge
which taeyong hesitated at first
mainly because he was shy
but finally agreed because you flashed him your cutest pout that made him s o f t
while you're filming the video he's upset because he doesn't get to see you do it this time
"BABE you'll see it later stop pouting"
"but, it's different"
"it's the same taeyong omg"
"tsk alright alright"
when you finish taeyong barges into the room with a straight expression on his face but does the weirdest dance ever??
yeap the one you're thinking of and the one he always does
and luckily you caught it on camera, which made him more embarrassed
so before recording he gets all nervous and talkative like
"omg babe what if i screw up"
"okay im a strong man i can do this"
"taeyong.... it's only a recording..."
"i know, i'm not nervous at all"
and you just shake your head because you're super used to him
"hello everyone!! it's taeyong here today to do a voiceover for Y/N's makeup!"
"i hope you all would like this video and continue supporting my babe"
"aww just look at her in this headband, so cute"
"barefaced Y/N, my favourite!!"
"oo she's doing her foundation?"
"the one she always uses! the one from innisfree"
"i feel like this shade suits her very well, what do you guys think?"
"she's using her favourite pink egg to blend it out"
"all smooth now!"
"she's taking out a stick.. pen? oh it's an eyeliner"
"babe you showed it too fast and the word's so small i couldn't see the name"
"she's drawing her eyelids now, look at those skills!!"
"every single time i watch her do her makeup and i'm still amazed by how she manages to draw the line so smoothly woah"
"the other eye..."
"oh they're symmetrical, great job"
"let me guess what's next, eyeshadow!!"
"yes i'm right"
"it's because you've seen me do my makeup so many times"
"your boyfriend's an expert shh"
"oh it's the uh.. L-Laura Mercier??? brand"
"so hard to pronounce woah"
"but she's taking her brush and applying this... uhm.. slightly blue colour!"
"make sure to smooth them out"
"moving on to the other eye"
"and.... she's done!"
"doesnt she look brighter now?"
"oh? she taking out a small box"
"what's that i've never seen that box before"
"oh! it's fake lashes"
"you've never worn them before, why so sudden?"
"got to always try out new things!!"
"woah she's applying this liquid thing on it-"
"WAIT IS THAT GLUE- BABE WHAT IF THEY NEVER COME OUT AGAIN"
"IT'S EYELASH GLUE DONT WORRY"
"OH oh... sorry for that outburst everyone"
"but she done sticking on her eye and woah, so beautiful"
"just look at those gorgeous eyes and lashes"
"oh she's moving on again"
"to.. her cheeks!"
"cutie"
"first of all, blush!!"
"makes her cuter than she already is but"
"she's using the one from nars"
"looks slightly pink"
"aw just look at those rosy cheeks!!"
"woah"
"her favourite next- highlight"
"she covered the name- i can't see it omg babe"
"but uh.. just look at how shiny that is"
"cheeks... forehead... nose... and jaw..."
"my girlfriend's glowing!!!"
"i think this is the last step but lipstick!"
"she just bought one yesterday from moonshot- oh she's using it"
"it's dark red shade"
"pouty lips aw!!"
"and my baby's done with her look!!"
"doesnt she look amazing?"
"what did i do to deserve her"
"woah- wait- I FORGOT ABOUT THE ENDING im sorry you all have seen this side of me"
"but anyways, thank you for taking the time to listen to my voice and for loving Y/N!!"
"continue to send more love and i'll be grateful hehe subscribe and comment!"
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parkwoojin · 7 years ago
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hi can you describe your mutuals as people in everyday life? example: xx is that colleague who steals your lunch or xx is that kid down the block who collects stones. if there are people you want to mention in groups you can too. example: xx + xx/group name are the popular group of girls that gossips all day. have fun with this just curious how you would make your mutuals fit in living people. sorry if not make sens english is not my first languege ^.^
this is such a cute game! thank you for sending it to me, love - and your english is wonderful dont worry about it!!! i’ll put this in like more of a school setting btw; under the read more bc it got kinda long
@kingdans - she’s that loud kid in class yelling for ppl to fight her… you nvr know if she’s serious but she’s super pretty and funny so you like her
@kimjaehwanswife - the funniest person in the class! like not the class clown kind of humor but the kind where she plays along with any joke and manages to make it funny everytime - she makes lil side comments often and holds serious debates abt trivial things like “is a fish considered wet?” “you think dogs speak like…. dog?” also a fan of conspiracy theories 
@dxnghyuns - the class prez! she is really so sociable and friendly like she truly knows and gets along w/ everyone nd its so easy to hold conversations w/ her and she always asks how your day was
@minhwangs - the girl crush! she’s absolutely gorgeous, and her personality is a++++ she’s so sweet and kind i love talking to her and the whole school is madly in love w/ her bc she’s so down to earth nd funny - on valentine’s day her locker was stuffed with notes and treats nd whenever you pass her in the hallway your day just brightens up all of a sudden but dont look at her she’s mine
@emperorhwangs - the rlly cute underclassmen who you had only one class with a year ago but got rlly attached to… she’s so precious and funny you want to take care of her
@dearlydaehwi - another super cute underclassmen who gives you hugs whenever you see her, the one you end up sort of mentoring and doting on and taking out to eat and listening to her problems, the lil sister you wish you had 
@darkpastwoojin - the realest… the GOAT…. she found the answers to the hw online, got a PDF of the textbook, gives you snacks, keeps you updated, still finds time to be an angel 
@1guanlins - the kid you think is rlly cool and intimidating at first but when you get to know her she’s rlly a big ol softie and giant nerd LOL 
@sung-woons - the shy girl who never speaks in class much but once you get to know her you realize she’s actually super insightful and hilarious
@idaehwi - the person who’s super talented at everything! like she goes oh yeah i draw sometimes and youre like oh can i see and she’s basically vincent van gogh 2.0 hJFLKDJ (am i basing this off her gifing skills? yes i love amy’s gifs)
@rosybaejin - when the teacher assigned seats she ended up next to you and y’all grumble and complain about classwork and school together and always greet each other even when yall dont have class together anymore
@park-woojin - the person who you’ve been going to school with since yall were kids but you dont get close until high school and you find out they’re an absolute dear and yall have so much in common 
@ongsecngwoo - the loudest one at the pep rally (am i basing this off of her yelling in the tags? yes, she’s so funny) also always on top of the latest trends and fashion 
afjsdkjfds i could go on and on i have so many lovely mutuals but i’ll stop here! these r probably horribly inaccurate but that’s okay LOL
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planettaeil · 8 years ago
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Boyfriend!Johnny
Thanks for your requests!
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Here’s my third entry for Boyfriend!NCT! I really enjoy writing these so much and please tell me what you think of these fluffballs! And also please check out my Boyfriend!Taeyong and Winwin! 
🍀 My inbox is always open yall! 
🍀 Feel free to send me requests! 
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• okay why are u dating this boy 
• how did you even managed to survive???
• but seriously this guy is definitely irresistible like damn have you seen him ???
• and your relationship with Johnny is definitely #goals
• ok so everything started when he saw you drooling over him backstage 
• you were so star strucked you literally forgot to close your mouth when he walked past you 
• “hi are u okay?” He asked out of concern (or curiosity lol) 
• and you wanted the ground to swallow you bc the embarrassment is too much 
• but don’t worry Johnny thought it was so cute ☺️
• you tried to act cool but somehow ended up saying one of the most embarrassing things you’ve ever said in your life 
• “sorry I drooled you were just so hot onstage”
• “oh god I’m sorry I said that”
• cue the laughing fit from johnny 
• “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that" 
• you made a huge impression on johnny and now he can’t stop thinking about you
• he spent the whole day searching for your name and asking people about you around the company 
• and when he found out who you were, he couldn’t contain his excitement and immediately asked for the other members’ help
• he’s a pretty confident lad but when it comes to you, he just can’t seem to have the guts to ask you out
• he’ll probably ask jaehyun to talk to you tho 
• “jeffrey man help me ask her out”
• “idk ‘bout that she might end up falling for me instead”
• so yeah jaehyun decided to help the poor guy but instead he asked you to play along with him while johnny’s watching a few feet away from you like a creep
• “help me tease johnny im just so tired of his shy ass” he whispered as he discreetly looked behind him (just to make sure Johnny knows nothing about his plan)
• “his shy what?”
• “just act like you are falling in love with me”
• “how am i supposed to do-”
• “juST IMAGINE ME AS JOHNNY I know u like him ugh" 
• “but i don’t like him tho??” #lies
• so yeah you ended up playing along with jae and after a few seconds of your fake heart eyes to him, johnny popped out of nowhere and pushed jaehyun off you
• “dammit jaehyun i didn’t ask u to make her fall in love with you!?!!”
• you were absolutely confused about the whole thing
• so johnny ended up pulling you outside instead and asked you out on a date without Jaehyun’s help
• you’ll probably hear Jaehyun’s faint “ABOUT TIME JOHNNY” inside the building 
• “what’s up with that guy teasing me so much ugh” Johnny complained 
• so fast forward and now johnny’s like the happiest guy ever 
• you’ll probably have jaehyun teasing you two
• so expect a lot of knowing looks from him with Johnny trying to kick his ass 
• there’s never a dull moment with Johnny
• he definitely knows how to have fun  
• he can somehow make staring at the table fun whenever you two are alone
• you spend most of your time laughing with him
• he loves resting his chin on top of your head with his arms tightly wrapped around your shoulders 
• likes the fact that he towers over you
• a big fan of back hugs and kisses on the cheeks 
• he loves talking sht about the other members with you in english 
• “i want to beat up haechan so much”
• “what’s up with winwin’s hair”
• likes to crack jokes that aren’t even funny 
• cue all your fake laughs
• “you seemed to be hanging out with Taeyong these past few days”
• “did he teach you that fake laugh?”
• “should I laugh more then?“ 
• "come on! It’s funny (Y/N)!”
• “ha ha ha ha ha”
• but actually, Johnny is a very funny guy.. You just love messing with him
• and..is it even possible to fall in love with him again and again and again? 
• he’s the type to record his own voice singing, or shall I say screaming “HO HO WAKE ME UP THIRSTY THIRSTY FOR LOVE” and set it as the alarm tone on your phone 
• he loves calling you everyday just to check on you
• and he’s so cheesy too like ugh
• one time he randomly told you he’s planning to marry someone in the future and have like a dozen of kids 
• you were kinda confused like “is he talking about another girl?”
• but then he pulled out the mirror and said “that’s her. I’m gonna marry her one day" 
• "oh my god youngho what the hell" 
• but the other members heard him and can’t stop making the gagging noise 
• "I’ll be back. I suddenly felt sick” Donghyuck probably 
• Johnny likes being touchy in public 
• expect lots and lots of kisses, holding hands, hugs in public 
• a big fan of showing you off for everyone to see 
• calls you baby, sweetheart, jagi, honey, or even lollipop (ugh) this boy just loves calling you these sweet petnames 
• sends random texts in the middle of the night 
• “babe yellow or blue”
• “johnny it’s 1 in the morning wtf do you want”
• “JUST CHOOSE ONE”
• “ILL CHOOSE TO SLEEP NOW GTFO" 
• but he’s only asking you that because he’s preparing something (probably a yellow or blue teddy bear, etc.)
• loves showing off the new dance steps he learned to you  
• "ew johnny you look gross”
• “remember how you drooled over this gross looking person before?” Touché
• “get out”
• and oh a jealous johnny 
• remember the way he pushed jaehyun away from you before?
• yeah he can be a bit agressive when he’s jealous. he gets all protective and serious everytime things similar to that happen to you
• but don’t worry, he knows how to set a limit for himself 
• he easily gets jealous and will immediately tell you when he’s uncomfortable of something 
• he won’t waste any second and would whisper something like “I don’t like the way that waiter looks at your legs” while the said guy takes your order 
• he’ll probably end up asking for another waiter instead 
• “I would appreciate it if you aren’t looking at my girlfriend legs bro" 
• never fails to tell you he loves you everyday
• sends you selfies 25/8
• movie dates every weekend 
•  your overall relationship with Johnny is fun, hot, and full of love (lucky!) • (im crying
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