#yaku smau

[clawsdevour]

hq charas confessing hcs !!

wc: 0.6k content warning: not proofread, all fluff headcanons!!

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-the type to have false confidence in themselves to help cope with their anxiousness. they'd for sure be hyping themself up loudly in the corner of the locker room with their headphones blasting in their ears. when they do confess though, they are a complete mess. they'd confess somewhere discrete where no one else is able to see them in case they get rejected right there despite knowing that you've been liking them.

"hey... look. i kind of like you. you don't have to like me back if you don't, i totally understand if you want to stay as friends even though it could be awkward-"

charas: kageyama tobio, tsukishima kei, kenma kozume, sakusa kiyoomi

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-the type to come completely prepared for rejection. they just can't keep all these feelings bunched up anymore to the point where it's obvious that they have this big fat crush on you, and their heart is bursting with every beat. they're willing to accept the fact that you may not like them back and they're completely fine with it. when they confess, they just let it all out.

"SO basically you probably don't know.. or well know already but I really LIKE LIKE you! you've been running around in my mind like crazy these past few weeks and I just can't keep these feelings to myself anymore.. it's completely okay with me if you want to stay as friends though!"

charas: bokuto koutaro, hinata shoyo, nishinoya yu, tanaka ryunosuke

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-the type to be calm, cool, collected despite having all these wandering feelings rapidly evolve and take over their mind. they're prepared for the worst and the best, mainly the worst. they're stern and real with their feelings, staring into your eyes to try and read your body language waiting for a simple yes or no.

"I like you.. that's kind of all I have to say. i'm sorry for sending a letter telling you to come all the way back here just for me to confess. but i've been having these feelings building up for so long, it's just time I come clean."

charas: akaashi keiji, iwaizumi hajime, ushijima wakatoshi

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-the type to be abolsutely fiddling their fingers before they even meet with you. they may be one of the most hard working players with immense respect to their name but at the end of the day they're human too. the growing emotions that sway their opinions on you grow much larger by the day, theres none where their mind is just blank.

"I need to confess. I can't keep up with my emotions any longer. to be short and blunt, I really like you. you're just.. I don't know how to say it but.. someone I really value and see as more than just a friend.."

charas: daichi sawamura, sugawara koshi, kita shinsuke, osamu miya

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-the type to be highkey prepared to accept whatever your response will be. they've come to terms to let life roll at its own pace, if you said yes the spark will lit into a torch that guides the hole in their heart. they're sincere with their words in a one on one, a bit more serious than usual when confessing to show that they aren't joking or playing around because they have actual interest in you.

"this is gonna be kind of embarrassing on my part but listen, I have these serious feelings for you that won't stop changing. I like you, okay? you don't have to respond to me immediately.. i'll even wait for your response because you truly do matter to me."

charas: kuroo tetsuro, oikawa tooru, yaku morisuke, atsumu miya, suna rintaro

masterlist here

[struwberrii]

haikyuu!! characters react to you confessing °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

here’s a little smau of how i think the hq boys would react to you confessing to them ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

(also ignore the switch from light to dark mode again i forgot i was making this last night 😭)

characters: bokuto, akaashi, konoha, kuroo, kenma, lev, yaku, oikawa, iwaizumi

i’m sorry i lowk hate how i wrote kuroo here but i can’t commit hard enough to go rewrite him at the moment, maybe ill make kuroo boyfriend texts to make up for this 😭

[scaredy-katts]

MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE !

" Not that he could reach it anyway, but I'll hand it to him - he ate me the fuck up. He stooped lower than the 5'5 mark he keeps on his door frame even though he's 5'4. "

pairing : yaku morisuke x f!reader

content : comedian reader (think a mix of *inside* bo burnham and craig conant), journalist yaku, smau/some written parts, thank you @sandwhitches for this cracked ass idea, enemies to lovers, timeskipped characters

series content warning : MDNI, NSFW, some parts include smut, hate fucking, so much hate fucking, smoking/drugs, drinking/alcohol, crude/sexual humor, language, I will beat these short jokes to death, lev haiba [more will be added, check each chapter for warnings]

taglist : open, send an ask

extras ! playlist : this is when you laugh moodboards : series | yn | yaku

did you hear this shit? read this from the chopping block!! is it possible to die from laughing? I think it is at the red nose

green room : professional clown and her groupies | d1 haters set one : cracking up set two : stand up set three : disgusting set four : bleach more to come. . .

[leti666bigboss]

part 1

featuring: kuroo tetsuro, kozume kenma, yamamoto taketora, yaku morisuke, haiba lev, suna rintaro, the miya twins, terushima yuuji

genre: crack

warnings: terushima's might be just a liiiiiitle bit suggestive

[calkills]

A Midterm Meltdown

a haikyuu college smau ! (btw it's a harem so we got all the favorite boys, dw. there will be a different ending for each boy)

warnings for the whole series / swearing , suggestive at times but nothing explicit , heavy pining , college people being college people , drinking , smoking

chapter I - fumbling the bag

If you had a quarter for every time you were hit on at the campus vending machine you would have 2 quarters, which is weird that it's getting so common.

standing near the big machine by the exit door of the large campus, you fumble with the small bag of change you keep in your backpack as you pull some out to put in the big box. metal coins clinking against it being the only noise around, spare for the light laughter of friends walking in the back, others sat at the fountain in the middle of campus talking over lunch.

pulled back into reality by a cough from your right side you blinked owlishly before turning your head, being met face to- well, chest as the figure began to speak while you turned your head up to look at the man.

"hi, um. you're really pretty." eyes carding over his features, you barely heard what he said as you took notice of his black and white locks, a slight wave to them as they hung in his face, damp due to the heat though it was barely a few days into May. what really struck you was his bright yellowish eyes seeming like an animal that you couldn't quite place. trying to ignore the way his full cheeks had an almost unnoticeable glow as you piece together words in your mind to respond after realizing you were taking too long to.

"oh, thank you. you too." those were the only words you were able to make sense of in your head before the whirring of the vending machine let you know that your drink had been dispensed. whipping your head back over you reach down to grab the melon flavored Ramune that was surely shaken up from its fall. standing up and facing the eccentric looking guy in front of you, you gave him a respectful and curt bow before walking past him, now taking notice of his friend who stood just a bit behind. looking up from his phone he gave a nod of his head as you did the same, his short black hair shifting on his head and his striking greenish-blue eyes unblinking as he looked back down to his phone, brows furrowed as he stared at the device like it was holding his sister hostage.

as you passed the two men you furrowed your brows and bit your bottom lip in embarrassment, mentally punching yourself in the face as you trailed down the sidewalk, damned drink in hand. finally pulling up to your dorm you jiggled the key through the lock and let out the worlds loudest sigh, slamming the door open.

an orange haired boy jumped slightly as he stayed in his seat and never broke his eyes from the volleyball game that was playing on the small TV near him. he sat on the 2 seater couch placed underneath his bed on his side of the room. he could tell that the girl was in her feelings and was in one of those moods where if he looked over at her and made eye contact she might fold him over three ways to Sunday. so instead of imploring her issues too deeply he simply asked, "what's up with you?"

practically throwing your bag on the ground near your bed and crawling onto it, spread eagle on your back, you groaned and spoke, "a whole grown man came up to me at the vending machine and said I was pretty and I said 'you too' and left. he was so fine too.." rubbing your hands over your face and letting out a whine, you reach for your phone to absentmindedly find something to distract you from the insane fumble just moments earlier.

silently reaching to hand Hinata your Ramune to open the carbonated drink you unlock your phone and scroll Twitter. the boy takes the beverage and pops the marble down into it, slightly fizzing at the pressure. his eyes still focused on the game in front of him as he silently handed it back to you before mumbling, "that shit's tragic, [name].."

"fuck you..." you replied back before your eyes stuck on a post, the person in the profile picture seemingly so familiar as you read it over before you recognize the two as the ones from the vending machine.

[guitarstringed-scars]

the ravens eye diner

masterlist

opening shift

the waiters

the cooks

the front of house

fun facts:

-the ravens eye diner is probably the most popular restaraunt on campus

-so tips are usually pretty good

-the ravens eye has live music on weekends, and when they can't find a new band, they usually just have semi play with his guitar

-those are the best nights

taglist: open!

a/n: so excited for this insanely ambitious project

[cannibalsrider]

Episode Six? Id be more afraid if he doxxed me and manga fans tried steal chapters

previous -> Next -> Navi board -> playlist

Bonus!

"Oh, you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, they have the right hairstyle for Bokuto but they don't have a rooster-looking hairstyle for Kuroo!" she shouted into the mic, unaware of how loud she was being. Her viewers were probably used to it by now, knowing that any time she rage-quit a game she wasn't good at, it was a headphone user warning. She scanned the chat, catching up on missed donations and gifted subs.

"You guys make it sound like I'm weird for wanting to get these as accurate as possible. It's like getting a mold right for pottery," she grumbled, eyes back on her screen where she was customizing a Sim to look like Kuroo. A photo of him was pulled up so the chat could see her reference.

"Do you think he would be mad if I gave him a hairstyle like how I did Keiji and Tsukki?" she mused, clicking over to the Sim she had made of Tsukishima. "This one looks weirdly the most accurate," she said, tilting her head at the screen to figure out why it looked so spot-on compared to the others.

"And before you little shits say something weird, it's not like however way you guys think," she added, leaning close to the mic. She knew her chat sometimes got a little strange when she mentioned any of her male friends, even before the breakup. She took a sip of her water and sat back.

"One of these days, I'm gonna just go on a hiatus, and some of you losers will actually have to touch grass for once because I know some of you don't," she huffed with a small laugh, setting her bottle down. Her chat would probably know she was joking since she often made sarcastic remarks during her water breaks.

She perked up at the sight of Yukie, who she had stayed in contact with. Yukie had been like a big sister to her during school because of the volleyball training camps.

"YUKIEE!" she called out, her voice filled with childlike glee, like a kid finally seeing their big sibling after they'd been away at college for a few months.

"I love Yukie, guys! Have I said that enough? She's like my big sister. I could tell you guys so much about my queen Yukie," she told her chat, pulling the mic close and acting as if she was about to tell them a scary ghost story.

fun facts

this was planned in like 20 minutes and I feel like this is one of the more thought out chapters

gulps only like six or so chapters left

I actually love how this is probably one of the only fanfics I've written to make it past chapter three

I lobe how this went from sticky note appreciation to kenma saying hed dox someone if they made yn sad

I think I just heard a crack in my finger

It wasn't a crack actually I was just hearing the music

I think for goddess I'm gonna pre make each chapter and do a once a week schedule so its not so time consuming I think

Tags: @metta-crybaby @wyrcan @kunimix @phoenix-eclipses @bae-ashlynn @lotti-lyric @stayyyyyyyyyyyy21 @kettlepop @h3xi2g0n3 @staygoldsquatchling02 @kitnootkat

[cnnmairoll]

PROFILES 0.3

— Cool Name Pending Profile

— Cool Name Pending Groupchat

— Funfacts!

- It was mostly Lev's fault they blew up (at the game) - Kuroo did get a lot of kids interested in joining his program because of the video - It's canon that Akaashi actually wanted to be in the literature department rather than being an editor :) - Kenma has a kitten named Maru! - For the plot, I didn't insert Bokuto in this gc, PLEASE trust me on this

— Author's Notes

TYSMMM @kunigummys for some of the profiles, you made em way better than I could 🫶

Taglist : @causenessus @nursedflowers @zahrawr-writes-fanfics @frosted-hyacinth (open!!)

[satorisoup]

⌗ 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐊 ⁝ ( ᰔ )

— morisuke yaku

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ﾉ fluff. smau. cursing. longhaired!reader.

𝐑𝐄𝐐 ﾉ ᰔ @cosmiicdust

© satorisoup ── do not copy, repost, plagiarize, or feed any of my work into ai 🍓

[cpidsworld]

telling them u want to fck request but with inarizaki + nekoma pls !!

' telling them you wanna fuck without saying it

smau ft. nekoma third and second years x gn!reader

minors and ageless blogs dnfi

a/n: i'll do the inarizaki players in another post i hope thats okay!

request other characters or from different shows if you like!

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Team Japan’s Manager:

Sushi Date

Team Japan x GN! Reader

Warnings: oikawa slander because I adore him :D

[dizzydreamerz]

HII i was looking at ur smaus and i was wondering if u could do one where ur partnered w the nekoma team for a group project? no pressure, you dont have to :D

Hii! for sure, I didn't know how u wanted it set up, so I did the characters separately. If you wanted it in a group chat, let me know, and I'll fix it!1!1

(Also, ur my first request to props to you!!♡♡)

BEING PARTNERD UP WITH THE THE NEKOMA TEAM

ft-(kenma, kuroo, lev, taketora)

Kenma ! !

kuroo ! !

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lev ! !

yaku ! !

I had to make the texts short to it could all fit in one post, sorry :(

(this is so bad omg)

THANK U FOR THE RQ!! @yvqip

[napkitk]

#12 — running late

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COFFEE SWEETS AND ODD ENCOUNTERS

SYNOPSIS: Y/n had everything planned, first she would stay with her aunt that lived in Tokyo for a while before she moves in with her roommate to transfer to Tokyo University where most of her high school friends attended as well. Although she had to face a few hurdles before getting there, everything seemed to go by like a breeze except for these odd run ins she’d been getting…

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the second you woke up, you felt strange. blinking unevenly you slowly get up stretch.

this feels too peaceful..

Peacefully waking up with no alarms blasting throught your ears made you jolt up. You immediately checked your phone and once your eyes laid on the clock your heart dropped. dread filled within you as you scrambled to get dressed.

How is this humanly possible?

you were sure that setting up 17 alarms would wake you no matter what. however, you were proven wrong, still drowsy from sleep you brush your hair and teeth at the same time while picking out an outfit. you knew that whoever walked into your room right now would think you were under the influence. as you finally leave your apartment with an apple in your mouth and your bag half closed and slinging on one shoulder, you feel a buzz in your pocket.

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fun fact!

- y/n throw her phone across the room at most and completely ignored her alarm at least when it comes to waking up

- yachi honestly thought y/n left before her

💌: hey guys!! omg it’s been so long sry for the late update, i was locked out of my acc like twice now but i’m back and here’s another one!! i’ll star getting more active again hope everyone has a nice day/night❤️

🏷️: @jjikyuu @thechaosoflonging @kuroaka @anime-meme-sanctuary @cockstomper58008 @je-suis-argent-miel @ladle-things @skyfvlls @sugarrush-blush @whatamidoing89 @bloombb @cloudsvna @flyhighbajikeisuke @ellesalazar

[scaredy-katts]

MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE !

laugh track. . .you make me sick

masterlist

note: ignore timestamps and like/retweet counts

꩜ thank you anon for the ushijima idea lmao I was wheezing ꩜ kuroo took a (very) pissed off yaku to the club with them, which just so happened to be the same club yn and her friends went to ꩜ lev is a runner when he's drunk - he has no idea where he is lmao ꩜ yaku tried to start a fight with shirabu, shirabu had no idea who it was at first ꩜ probably over something dumb like shirabu was in the way or sm ꩜ yn is hammered and was throwing ass <33 ꩜ she also didn't realize it was yaku hehe, take a wild guess who her tweet is about

taglist (open, send an ask)

@nobodybutnnoorr @sandwhitches @honeekyuu @renardiererin @madiexuberant

@dontmindtheevie @jadeoru @quikhs @softpia

[splitontendo]

pairing: osamu miya x f!reader

synopsis: in honor of your friends birthday your friends and you all decided to get high. buying the drugs from no other than osamu miya. the most attractive dealer you’ve ever laid eyes on.

bonus!

masterlist | previous

fun facts! 🍃

atsumu, hitoshi, kenma, kuroo, all helped osamu plan his proposal (to an extent) hence why they weren’t THAT shocked.

suna wasn’t informed bc osamu knew he wouldn’t be able to keep it from u-

sunarin’s management team made him create a burner account after getting his main suspended.

a/n, THE END! thank u all for sticking w this story and being patient w me :’) it means sm! thanks again for all the likes, reblogs, and comments. they all mean so much to me. <33 happy holidays and happy new years!!! 🍾

taglist, can’t tag bold

@kaleidoscopekai @shiraboobie @90s-belladonna @p0nponpurin @its-the-aerieljeane @liliesloves @tetsuswhore @tanakasimpcorner @lilith412426 @sunababiee @jewlmin @rinvtaro @kokogxddess @tsukkisboo @sammcaav222 @sunarinnies @bakugouswh0r3 @gosteponlegoo @nerdynstoned @dabidoki @neologyro @rinschuupet @m1lfluv3r @criesinpisces @sunahyejin @annoyingfestivalbuscuitnerd @eveyams @inusdoll @melancoliie @darlingkuroo @peachyaeger @mariachiiiiara @teenydancer @aaniyahz @sugabeaniee @saltishima-rex @riceballsandanime @erinoikawa @vinjayeet @sirachano0dles @encrytpta @huskyhunny @whorefornoodles @zlatanakermann @lilsimp (closed)

[hikari-writes]

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Summary ❥ Kuroo had been dating the team's manager, aka you, for quite some time now...or so what Kenma, Yaku, and the whole volleyball club members, thought. With the truth of your relationship status out, will Yaku finally be able to act on his feelings? Or will Kuroo finally decide to break it to you that what he's been telling you were no jokes?

Pairing ❥ Yaku Morisuke x F!Reader x Kuroo Tetsurou

Genre ❥ SMAU, Fluff, Nekoma Manager! reader, tinsy bit of angst, best friends to lovers, love triangle, divided routes

Warning ❥ Swearing, keyboard smashing, questioning your feelings, more specified content warning will be given at the start of certain chapters, maybe a bit ooc at some parts-, flirting platonically between friends

Status ❥ Completed

Updates ❥ Completed

Yayyayayyay first actual smau (not counting the yams mini series smau) for hq!! And its a love triangle <33 (too ambitious? Too ambitious.) I love yaku sm but i thought itd be fun to add kuroo for a love triangle too so i did 🥺 maybe ill make another one in the future that features just him 😔😔 anyways i had some fun with this 👉👈 also its the first time im making a smau where the og group friends actually includes the suitor so wojskjeje 😳😳 i was very much inspired by @/come-on-shitty-boys smau bro-ke up so highly recommend u go check that one out!!! anyways nekoma!!! <333 hope u have a fun time reading this and rmmbr to stay hydrated love u <3333 (constructive criticism and feedbacks are greatly appreciated!!!)

Part 1 ❥ dumb but not stupid

Part 2 ❥ cryptid shits

Part 3 ❥ That was weird

Part 4 ❥ feelings was caught!

Part 5 ❥ too bitter

Part 6 ❥ worst breakup

Part 7 ❥ Enjoy your day God bless you

Part 8 ❥ Repaired Friendship and Newfound Emotions [Written Part feat. Yaku]

Part 9 ❥ No Balls?

Part 10 ❥ i hate it here

Part 11 ❥ denying lev rights

Part 12 ❥ Answered Questions and Study Session [Written Part feat. Kuroo]

Part 13 ❥ Nervous and Sincerity

Part 14 ❥ Like homo erectus beautiful

Part 15 ❥ concerning tl

[Yaku Morisuke]'s Route;

Yaku One || Part 16 ❥ my hand slipped

Yaku Two || Part 17 ❥ best dad award

Yaku Three || Part 18 ❥ not mad just disappointed

Yaku Four || Part 19 ❥ mr boyfriend & mrs girlfriend

Yaku Five || Part 20 ❥ No Balls to No Bitches

[Kuroo Tetsurou]'s Route;

Kuroo One || Part 16 ❥ Baby its cold outside

Kuroo Two || Part 17 ❥ y/n apologist

Kuroo Three || Part 18 ❥ its me, im bitches.

Kuroo Four || Part 19 ❥ wedding bells

Kuroo Five || Part 20 ❥ comfort friends

Secret Route;

Secret One || Part 16 ❥ our expertise

Secret Two || Part 17 ❥ the kissy thing

Secret Three || Part 18 ❥ it got worse

Secret Four || Part 19 ❥ feelers: lovergirl and loverboy