#yakko warner headcanons

[maki-matsurra]

AAA hello! Could you maybe do some headcanons where the reader is easily flustered and Yakko likes to try and make them blush using cheesy pick up lines/gestures and whatnot? I’m sorry if that made zero sense, wording things is hard ^^;

AAA Hi!

Yes, yes! I can totally do that! As a person who get’s easily flustered, this will be an easy thing to write! And do not worry! You made total sense!

Thanks so much for the request! Sorry for the wait! Enjoy!

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💜 Oh you better believe this boy LIVES on seeing you flustered 

💜 You were just so cute 

💜 The first time he found out how easily flustered you can get was when you two were running from Ralph. You guys decided to hide inside of a tight closet, your back was to the wall, and he was pressed up against you, his hands pinned next to your head. He glanced behind him to try and hear if Ralph was coming 

💜 Once you guys were in the clear, he looked back at you to see your very red face, causing him to blink in shock before smirking at you 

💜 “By the way... If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” He would say softly to you

💜 My god 

💜 You bout melted to the floor 

💜 You instead put your hands on your face and let out an embarrassed whine 

💜 Ever since that day, it would be his mission to get you as flustered as he found you on that day 

💜 Every time he would pass you on the lot, he would say some sort of cheesy pick up line 

💜 “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” 

💜 You would freeze and your face would heat up like no tomorrow  

💜 And god forbid if he kissed you on the cheek 

💜 You would not know what to do 

💜 And when you guys are alone? 

💜 All he has to do his give you gentle kisses on your face and neck to make you melt 

💜 Just seeing you flustered gives him life 

[astradella]

It’s almost Animaniacs day, baby warners it is

[artificial-angels]

may we see more max and trans yakko?

ofc!

[ambi-stage]

Warner gamer headcanons because any long time followers know that’s the only thing i can do

[neotragus]

More of them... BUT HEADCANNONS, also, to the person who asked the time, it's 8:49 PM right now.

[seagull-scribbles]

Happy Ides of March

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

Something Something Animaniacs Headcanons

--Yakko is omnilingual, although he's better at speaking some languages than others (for example his Japanese is better than his Spanish).

--Whatever species the Warners are can breathe both underwater and in space. Any segment where they are shown in scuba gear or space helmets or anything like that is done for show, for S&P, or just because the Warners are goofing around.

--Clearly Jürgen was not feeding the Warner Clones well, but if he did I think Ditto's favourite food would be strawberries and cream (given that she's already confirmed to like strawberries), Ratto's would be leafy salads, and Saffo's would be sushi.

--Dot's favourite type of flowers are buttercups.

--The Warners consider Scratchansniff, Slappy, and Skippy the closest thing to an extended family they have (their father yes Scratchy being their dad should mean he's part of the nuclear family, but...shut up, aunt, and cousin respectively):

I was gonna save this for the tags, but nah, you CANNOT convince me they didn't choose to have these three specific characters play the Warners out for what was (for all the staff knew) their final full segment ever for a reason. This is the last shot of the original show (unless you count The Animaniacs Suite, but...come on. That's a clip show.)

The Warners went from only having each other to the size of their family doubling! I won't interpret this shot any other way 😤

[cf56]

A Different Perspective on the Warners' Ages

The actual age of the Warners has long been a topic of debate. Are they more children or are they more 90-year-olds? Some mixture of the two? My actual opinion has always been some mixture. They are physically and mentally children, but with 90+ years of life experience in their children brains.

But then I got thinking about it. Do they have 90+ years of life experience? For the vast majority of that time, they were either locked in a tower or in suspended animation. Is time spent in a possibly dark and empty tower really valuable as a life experience? Are they gaining any practical knowledge, are they learning anything, are they developing? Or are they just static?

Even if the tower has fun stuff in it, they're not really gaining much from riding a rollercoaster over and over again. They're not experiencing the world. They're not building up the experience that any other 90-year-old would have. If you take three human children and lock them up in a room until they're adults, they're not gonna come out of there acting like adults. They will still be children for all intents and purposes in their heads. They didn't develop.

If you only count the time the Warners were out of the tower, as far as them getting practical life experience and "aging" in a mental sense, then the picture changes significantly. They were created in 1929 and locked in the tower in 1934. That means they had 5 years of true life experience when they were locked away. They escaped for brief periods over the next 60 years, for a couple of weeks at a time at most. Maybe we can add a year for all those experiences total?

So, by the time they escaped from the tower in 1993, they were mentally 6. They were out and about until 1998 or 1999 if you go up to the time Wakko's Wish was released. That's 6 more years at most. When they were put in suspended animation, they were mentally 12.

They came back in 2020 and were around for 3 more years. This means that, at the beginning of the reboot, they were mentally 12, and by the end, they were mentally 15.

I think these numbers actually line up pretty well with how the Warners act in the reboot and how they seemed to develop both in the original series and the 2020 series. They were more like crazy children in the first episodes in the early 90's, became a little more grounded and cynical as that series went on, and act more like adults or teens in the reboot than they did before.

I'm not saying this was some intentional deep worldbuilding on the part of the writers. I'm just saying it makes sense.

[hawksheadcanonblog]

Headcanon - The Warners all have some undiagnosed conditions with only Wakko’s hypoglycemia being officially diagnosed by a doctor, but that was only after they had to be taken to a hospital. Yakko had to self-diagnose his lactose intolerance and many suspect Dot of having some sort of issue with her immune system.

[starlingdrawz]

It's still pride month you're just homophobic

did i make last minute pride art? Yes but that's besides the point

[b3njiartz]

Head canons⭐️🩷

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[eflen-n-reegee]

Friends Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner Headcanons (Animaniacs)

They LOVE making jokes and puns and pulling pranks - anything to make you laugh!

But they’re always careful to never take things too far with you. They don’t want to make you actually sad or angry, just playfully annoyed and ready to tease them back.

Oh, and if you hit them with an especially good comeback? They’ll be talking about it for DAYS.

They all sing educational songs for you, but Yakko especially loves to belt out a new melody almost daily.

Wakko is the quietest of the trio and the most accepting of your own quiet moments. He knows sometimes people don’t want to talk, and he completely understands.

Dot gets into frequent “friendly” arguments with you about who’s cuter. The others hem and haw and then say that you are, just to tease her.

They make you your own sleeping area inside the water tower, although it must be said, not a lot of sleeping ever goes on in there.

They sometimes wear costumes for their skits, so dress-up is a frequent game for everyone.

Speaking of their skits, they get you cameo parts whenever they can.

“You’re an honorary sib, after all! You go where we go.”

[electricratlady]

Animaniacs characters and songs i headcanon they would enjoy a lot! because my brainrot is unreal rn

might do this again sometime, this was fun!

would have done more per character but tumblr limits audio embeds to 10 per post 🥲

[mryaksalot]

Here are my headcanons for how each of the Warners deal with anxiety

Yakko: Being the oldest, Yakko experiences the most anxiety out of the sibling's. He's the type of person who needs a good pep talk in order to bring him back down to reality, and for him to realize that everything will be just fine. Dot is usually the one who gives Yakko these pep talks, but Wakko gets his turn every once in a while. The eldest Warner needs these pep talks pretty regularly, as he tends to worry a lot.

Wakko: Wakko craves physical attention whenever he is feeling anxious about something. He will ask Yakko and/or Dot to scratch behind his ear, give him a pat on the shoulder, or for the ever joyous belly rub. Wakko also has the tendency to indulge in stress eating, inhailing even more food than he normally would. However, if the anxiety is related to his eating habits, he will try to avoid overeating at all costs until one of his sibling's notices.

Dot: The Warner sister dosen't get anxiety often compared to her older brothers. When she is feeling anxious, though, she releases it by doing chores around the house. Dot will get the urge to do the dishes, reorginize the kitchen cabinets, sweep the floor in every room until the entire tower is spotless. Dot is also not afraid to admit when she is feeling anxious. She believes that internalizing your feelings only makes you feel worse, and she yells at Yakko whenever he tries to mask his anxiety from her and Wakko.

All three: It's pretty rare for all three of the Warner's to experience anxiety at the same time. This only happens when an ordeal occurs that effects their whole family (like when they were first locked up in the tower back in the 30s). When this happens, the Warners like to snuggle up together, exchanging tears and words of encouragement, embracing themselves in an endearing family hug.

[lemonfairyd]

WARNERS!

[ask-aces-future-warners]

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