#yaaaay boar
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amygdalae Β· 9 months ago
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Btw the wikipedia page for wild boar has a 21 second long audio clip of boar growls that u can listen to whenever you want, for free!
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amenomiko Β· 4 years ago
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Thank you @amymarple for the request and Thank You so much for liking my writing πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜β€β€β€! There's no element in your request that makes me uncomfortable so it's okay ✨✨✨. Hope you like this!
First Game - Quiz Game
Team 1 - Masamune, Ranmaru, Yukimura
Team 2 - Sasuke, Nobunaga, Mitsunari
Prize : A photo of MC
β€πŸ’–β€πŸ’–β€πŸ’–β€πŸ’–β€πŸ’–β€πŸ’–β€πŸ’–β€
Team 1 be like (Λ΅ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°Λ΅)(βœΏβ›β—‘β›)ΰ² _ΰ² 
Team 2 be like (´・ο½ͺ・`)😏(❁´◑`❁)
Yukimura's one and only question before it started be like "Why am I here again?"
But it was ignored.
Then drum roll.... Start!
Question 1: What is the substitute for wine in dish? To the lords and ninjas of Sengoku era, Wine is a type of alcoholic drink in foreign country.
Masamune: Hoooh substitute eh? I'd say sake? Cause it's also an alcoholic drink.
Ranmaru: But didn't you immediately k.o even after a sip? Why would you want to make anything that required alcohol, Masamune-sama?
Masamune:
Yukimura: PFFFFT- ehem.
Mitsunari: Uhm.. Uhm.. I think.. Maybe.. *Butterfly passes by πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹* Oh OAO. *Distracted*
Nobunaga: That's easy. It will be MC's tears 😏.
MC: (λˆˆβ€Έλˆˆ)...
Sasuke: Grape (´・ο½ͺ・`)✨.
BING! BING! BING! "Sasuke wins! Points goes to Team 2!"
Sasuke: *Dabs*
Question 2: Margaret has 5 childrens. It's Olivia, Johnathan, Liam, Shana, and Who is the youngest.
Them:
Sasuke: Oh. Ooooh. Okay.
Yukimura: What? What?? Who is the youngest? Who?
Masamune: Hoooh.. This is tricky.
Nobunaga: I think it's Mitsunari. Because our Mitsunari is like the youngest who's mind needed to be protected 😏.
Mitsunari: Thank you, My Lord. I'm honored (❁´◑`❁).
Ranmaru: But wow. This Margaret person is a super woman. She have five kids 😲✨✨✨.
Sasuke: The people in this era is really... *sigh* must protecc!
Yukimura: Sasuke, stop talking in your weird language, I bet you already have the answer don't you?
Sasuke: Yes I do.
Yukimura: So who's the youngest?
Sasuke: Yes.
Yukimura: What-
Sasuke: Who is the youngest.
Yukimura: No, I'm asking you ΰ² _ΰ² .
Sasuke: Yes bro. Who is the youngest.
Yukimura: I SWEAR TO GOD SASUKE WHO IS THE YOUNGEST??
Sasuke: You don't have to swear it like that, bro. Yes. Who is the youngest.
Yukimura: *SCREEEEEECH*
Final question: If a castle is a home, then a bed is a ______.
Masamune: Kitten meowing my name 😏✨✨✨✨
Hideyoshi in the background: *sighhhhh* πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Ranmaru: A place to sleep (βœΏβ›β—‘β›)!
Nobunaga: Place for MC to be ready for my kiss 😏.
Sasuke: ......
Yukimura: A place to sleep obviously. What else it is for πŸ˜’?
Sasuke: *Grabs megaphone* VIRGINNNNNNN~~~~~
Yukimura: What?? (γ€€β˜‰Π΄βŠ™)
Shingen among the crowd: Oh, my Yuki. And here you are, playing the game so you can win over our Goddess (っω;。).
Yukimura: *Misheard* What? You want to bring a horses on your bed??
Meanwhile Mitsunari: *Still distracted with the butterfly πŸ˜³πŸ¦‹βœ¨βœ¨βœ¨
Winner: Team 2. Thanks to Sasuke.
Mitsunari: I don't know what happened but yaaaay (❁´◑`❁)❀❀❀~~
Nobunaga: *Smiles at MC's photo of sleeping* Hm 😏. *Puts it inside his inner kimono*
Sasuke: *stares at photo of MC cooking in an apron* Oh mah waifu. Le mademoiselle making me a sandwich. *kiss kiss kiss*
Nobunaga: ........
Sasuke: *Cough* Excuse me (´・ο½ͺ・`).
Second Game - Eating Competition
Team 1 - Shingen, Kennyo
Team 2 - Yukimura, Mitsuhide
Prize: Gold Trophy of MC statue in wedding dress.
Shingen: We can do this, Kennyo 😏. Let's do our best to win our Goddess's heart~
Kennyo: Tsk. I don't see any points of winning this game over a food eating competition-
MC: Alright the food is here~ I cooked it myself ☺☺☺. The dish for this eating competition is fried rice with anchovies, edamame, tempura, and a mix of foreign country, Korea's infamous Kimchi ❀.
Kennyo: I won't lose πŸ˜’.
Shingen: ( Ν‘^ ΝœΚ– Ν‘^)...
Yukimura: Why did I team up with you again?
Mitsuhide: Now, now, don't say that. We might win, you know?
-FOOD EATING COMPETITION... START!-
Shingen: Aaaah it smells so nice. When the Goddess prepared something as divine as this, I couldn't ask for more, aaah such a sin to be eating heavenly food~~
Kennyo: Just be quiet and start eating will you ΰ² _ΰ² ? Nevermind I will start first- *Eats* ....MMF-
Yukimura: GAH WHAT THE HECK WILD BOAR?? It's so salty!!
MC: β˜ΊπŸ’’...... My, have I forgotten to tell you that the dishes is not what it taste like? Oh I didn't. Of course. Especially for someone like you, Yukimura.
Kennyo: The rice is salty, the edamame is sour, the tempura is sweet and the kimchi is-- what a combination..! Sh- Shingen- *turns around*
Shingen: X w X.......
Kennyo: He fainted with anchovies hanging in his mouth 😱😱😱 OI! WAKE UP!
Yukimura: *Hurls* Oh f-- hey, are you oka-
Mitsuhide: *Has mixed everything into one bowl and already ate it until halfway* Hm ( Ν‘^ ΝœΚ– Ν‘^)?
Yukimura: Κ•Κ˜Μ…ΝœΚ˜Μ…Κ”....
Winner: Team 2. Thanks to Mitsuhide and his sense of taste.
Mitsuhide: *Chuckles to the trophy* Ah, I can't wait for the real person to wear it. *Smiles at MC*
MC: (γ†α΄—γ†βœΏ)?
And Yukimura: *Holding the gold trophy with Κ•Κ˜Μ…ΝœΚ˜Μ…Κ” face*
Final Game - Pass the Baton
Team 1- Kenshin, Shingen, Yukimura, Ranmaru, Kennyo
Team 2 - Hideyoshi, Masamune, Mitsunari, Ieyasu, Mitsuhide
Prize: A handmade kimono by MC.
Point 1: Masamune and Shingen
Bang!
Both of them dash for the second point, clearly glaring at one another within the race.
"Heh. Handmade Kimono or not, I will make sure I claim many more from her!"
"Aren't we a greedy one, One Eyed Dragon? That will be impossible for you to do so as Team 1 will win this no matter what!" Shingen focused to his front, all more than ready to pass the baton.
Both of them manage to pass the baton!
"Go! Ieyasu / Yuki!"
Sasuke: *Gasp* The Tsunderes of History (´・д・`)! *Takes out phone out of no where and takes picture (which is attached with orange to charge its battery)*
MC: ΰ² _ΰ² ...
"Heh, I won't lose to you!"
"Focus on your front, future loser."
"EXCUSE ME (γ€€β˜‰Π΄βŠ™)??"
"Excuse you πŸ˜’."
"Damn it..! Ah Kenshin-sama--"
Yukimura: *Saw something + slipped* GAH- *Fell and land like an airplane, flat on the floor* Why are you drinking during a race???
Kenshin: Hmh. I was bored, you are too slow (λˆˆβ€Έλˆˆ).
Mitsunari: I'm honored to get the baton from you, Ieyasu-sama (❁´◑`❁)✨✨✨
Ieyasu: Just start with the running already
ヽ(`Π΄Β΄οΌ›)/!!!
3rd point, Kenshin and Mitsunari. Despite the slight delay, both of them running in par with one another.
"You are amazing despite having a drink just now, Kenshin-sama."
"Heh. That is nothing much. Besides, you are not bad yourself."
Meanwhile, at the 4th point...
Mitsuhide: ( Ν‘^ ΝœΚ– Ν‘^) My, hello fellow betrayer.
Ranmaru: QAQ Don't put it that way please~~
Now the baton in both of their respective hands, Ranmaru didn't hesitate to use his ninja skills for a quick stride, and that won't stop Mitsuhide either.
The final point: Hideyoshi and Kennyo.
Both: *Glares at one another*
Kennyo: To think that Nobunaga's lap dog would participate.
Hideyoshi: What did you say ΰ­§( ΰ²  Π” ΰ²  )ΰ­¨?? Ah, here he comes..! Pass it here, Mitsuhide!
Mitsuhide: ( Ν‘^ ΝœΚ– Ν‘^) My, my, someone is impatient. Did you miss me, Hideyoshi?
Hideyoshi: GSHJSKAALF JUST BE QUICK WILL YOU ヽ(`Π΄Β΄οΌ›)/??
Mitsuhide: Okay~~
Also Mitsuhide: Ah-
*S T A B*
Everyone in the field: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 *GASSSPPPPP*
Mitsuhide: My apologies, Hideyoshi. The running makes my legs tire witn fatigue it seems.
Current Hideyoshi's state: *Baton sticking out in his butthole* A-are you trying to kill me, Mitsuhide--- ugh- *faints*
Ranmaru: *Is stuck between helping Hideyoshi but also want to pass the baton to Kennyo* Aaaah I'm sorry, Hideyoshi-sama 😭!! Kennyo-sama!! Here!! *Pass the baton*
Kennyo: *Wince with an eye twitch to Hideyoshi* I pray for the health of your.. W-well. *Runs*
Winner: Team 1.
Kenshin: Kimono is great. But a kiss from you is better.
MC: Wha wha wha o////o..!
Shingen: Are you stealing my lines πŸ˜’? So rude~
Kennyo: Hands off your filthy hands on her, Shingen.
Ranmaru: Yaaaay Kimono by Princess (βˆ©Β΄βˆ€`∩)πŸ’•!!
Yukimura: *Looking at Hideyoshi who is surrounded by the Azuchi lots* That's.. The most horrifying thing ever Κ•Κ˜Μ…ΝœΚ˜Μ…Κ” *shivers*
Meanwhile..
Nobunaga: Your sacrifice will be remembered and honoured, Hideyoshi.
Mitsunari: Noooo Hideyoshi-sama is not a virgin anymoreeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ieyasu: Mitsunari what in the smoking duck-
Mitsunari: Huh? But MC said like that since Hideyoshi-sama is Nobunaga-sama's wife or something just now.. Huh? Ieyasu-sama, a duck can smoke 😱😱😱???
Ieyasu: Yes, just like you πŸ˜’.
Mitsuhide: May you rest in peace, my fellow right hand.
Masamune: May your butt rest well, lad. *sighs*
Hideyoshi:
Hideyoshi:
Hideyoshi: HEY S T O P!! I'M NOT DEAD YET ΰ­§( ΰ²  Π” ΰ²  )ΰ­¨!!!
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littlestrawberrytoast Β· 3 years ago
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There is like a huge storm outside, with rain and thunder, tree branches falling down, ect.
Me: we don't go out, we stay inside and drink tea like a normal person!
My ED: perfect weather to take a walk! What's safety after all? I mean you only walked 8000 steps today, let's make it a 12000, yaaaay! Do it, do it, do it....
Me: No!
My ED: you ate Spagetti today and candy...
Me: ....
Takes 1 h walk in thunderstorm
Update!
I finished my little thunderstorm walk a few minutes ago and it turned out to be the absolute worst idea ever! Because I got nearly attacked by a wild boar!!! This thing stood next to my door in a bush when I came back and grunt at me! I banged at my door as hard as I could, hurt my hand in the process and screamed for my BF. He ran to the door opened it and I ran in the house and punched him in the gut in the process ( by exident).
I now know that going out in the middle of the night in a thunderstorm just to burn 80 cals is a very bad idea and I learned that we have wild boars in our garden (they seem not to like me very much)! That's something
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk, good bye.
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sixrealmsbeneaththesea Β· 7 years ago
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my only(?) completed drawing for december 2017 so far. yaaaay lack of progress.
even with her tig ol’ bits, i liked the orc goddess from disgaea 5. i played it a lot for a while, while i sat around being a huge grimpy grump~ but whatev.
i like the orc class for being lil oinkers, rather than the dnd/wow types that’re burly ass supermodels. it’s time for...for...boar faced gods to shine?
disgaea!Β 
manly fancy!
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