#ya tried™ babe

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

[barry-j-blupjeans]

Since you're still accepting! 25 with Magnus and Julia? :3

25. my love is your arm stuck in the claw machine. you were going to steal that prize for me?? oh my gosh. let me rescue you and also show you how to actually do this

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Magnus had, quite frankly, never been in a more embarrassing situation. And considering the number of Situations™ that Magnus had been in before, that was saying something. But no, this was worse than that time he fell out a second-story window in only his underpants and broke both his arms. And this was worse than locking himself out of his own apartment and getting arrested for picking his own front door lock. And, somehow, this was worse than the time Merle dragged him into posing as a Christmas elf for a charity dinner, where he conveniently forgot to mention that Magnus was solely in charge of all the children while "Santa" tried to speak to his ex-wife.

Actually, no, that one was still the most embarrassing situation Magnus had been in. But goddamn, this was a close second.

There was no way to make this look like an accident. The crowd was giving him a wide berth, a few distrusting adults sending glares his way as they shepherded their children past. Magnus would be ashamed if he hadn't been so close to getting his arm all the way up this claw machine and wrapped around the nearest plush bear.

"Mags, I was gone for two minutes," said a voice from his left. Magnus turned, his body awkwardly pressed up against the base of the claw machine, to see Julia standing there. In the flashing neon lights of The Adventure Zone: Arcade and Laser Tag Galore! she looked torn between laughing and sympathy.

"I just- I wanted to get you something!" Magnus said.

"Babe," Julia said. She kneeled down next to him and Magnus didn't have time to warn her of the unidentified sticky mess that was on the carpet below him. The look on her face betrayed exactly how Magnus had felt when he first got down here. "You've got tokens, remember?"

"Pssh, of course, I remembered," Magnus said, having not remembered in the slightest. "I was saving those for, uh, for skeeball."

"Sure you were," Julia said. "Scoot over."

Magnus scooted the few inches he could, the machine pinching at the skin around his elbow. He grimaced a little as Julia carefully lifted the flap and reached her own arm up the machine. She felt along his arm until she found the part he was stuck on- two screws loosened just enough for him to get his hand stuck- and gently pried him free. Magnus slipped his arm out, rubbing at his wrist.

"Thanks," Magnus said. Julia pulled her arm out too and rolled her wrist.

"You wanted the bear?" she asked. "The one with the little red coat?"

"I was gonna give it to you," Magnus said, a little put out now that his plan hadn't worked. "Like a surprise gift."

"Here," Julia said. For a moment, Magnus thought she was going to take a few coins out of her pocket and try to win the correct way. Instead, she shrugged off her jacket and passed it to him. Magnus sat back on his heels (shoes digging into the disgusting carpet) and watched as Julia reached her own hand up the machine and reached for the bear. She somehow got her whole shoulder past the flap, which made it much easier to just snag the right thing and pull back out.

"Easy," she said. "Trade ya."

She took the jacket from him again, pressing the bear into his open hands.

"I'm so in love with you," Magnus said. Julia grinned, getting back up to her feet and offering a hand out to him.

"You might change your mind after I beat your ass at laser tag," Julia said and from her pocket, she pulled out two brightly colored tickets, flashing them in Magnus's direction. Magnus jumped to his feet after her, sweeping her up in a hug.

"It's funny that you think your gonna win, Jules," he said. "Because remember very well the last time we were here, I got, uhh, what was it? Fifteen hundred more points than you!"

"I've been training," Julia said, cracking her knuckles. "So you better hope you've still got your skill, Mr. Burnsides."

"We'll see about that, Ms. Waxmen."

[bitchkay]

Ok, hear me out: Rio cuddling the hell out of a chunky s/o 😳. Their curves are just so cute to him, how could this muscly man resist?

No cus I literally been thinking about this for SOOO LONG

No cus I was literally going to make a post the was like Rio loves big woman.😐 STRAIGHT LIKE THAT--

Don't tell me Rio isn't a chubby chaser, that man loves thick woman, it's just a fact.

Literally Rio.

Deadass.

Rio literally wouldn't care how big/small/slim/thick/tall/short/hairy/smooth you are, he literally would love you regardless

If feeding your s/o was a love language, it would literally be Rio. Rio the type of mf to find so much joy in watching you eat. He literally makes your favorite foods just to see you eat them. Whether you were thick or not, no surprise if you gain Happy weight™ in a relationship with Rio.

Rios favorite face on you is the face you make when you're enjoying your food☺️♡

There's probably no point where yall aren't eating together

If you can keep up with him he'll literally ask you to marry him on the spot.

He literally loves cuddling up to you😭😭

You're so soft and cute, he'll literally suffocate you in his arms

Or suffocate himself idk--

He fully rivaling Lynt with the cuddliness

As Nicki once said "He don't like em bony he like something he can grab"

And he lives by that

He literally can't resist holding you, you're like his favorite comfort item

Not really a pda kind of guy more like a 'I want to hold you right now😐' type and ya know the heart wants what it wants🙄✋🏽

Rio thinks you're so beautiful.

Literally the most gorgeous person he's ever seen in his life.

Sometimes he really can't resist coddling you, you're so perfect in his eyes, he needs to show you how much he loves you and your figure at almost all times in the day

It's his favorite thing to do☺️

Rio loves making you feel loved, he feels like he's done something right seeing your smile♡

He loves showing off his strength with you too

He'll literally pick you up and you're like 'no put me down I'm probably so heavy stop' and Rio's like '🤨🤨you light asf wym' emphasizing this by ‼CARRYING YOU‼ to your next class😳

If literally anyone tries to pick on you for your size Rio is already out here ready to fight a bitch.

How dare you make fun of my s/o😠😠

I can already see the princes fangirls having a FIELD DAY if you were bigger, them girls don't know how to leave shit alone

And trust me Rio is having none of it‼

Lol "Wear whatever you want babe, I can fight" LMFAOO

Omg Rio loves worshipping your body

Not just the generic "you're beautiful just the way you are" he loves praising your certain features, like your arms, or your stomach, thighs, back, it's all so beautiful to him

Every part of you that you're insecure about is his favorite thing about you.

He loves blowing raspberries in your stomach as a casual form of affection like boy--

Rio loves to kiss every inch of your body whenever you make love. How could he not, there's so much of you for him to love on♡

Rio with a chubby s/o is literally such a power move😌

Literally a power couple.

This is the best thing ever.

Rio asf:

[elysianluv]

content warning/s: nightmares, also jack is dangerously sweet so book an appointment with your dentist or something :)

a/n: jack's debut! to all my peeps who suffer from nightmares, i'm rooting for you, nightmares are the absolute worst and no one deserves to have their recharging time ruined like that </3

S/O WHO SUFFERS FROM NIGHTMARES! ft. jack

— so i honestly, genuinely think that jack as a partner would be very in tune with your emotions, nonnie – i believe that's something he actively works on, actually, to understand you and how you work

— jack's something of a light sleeper, so the moment he feels you move against him like you're uncomfortable, he instinctively moves away from you a bit so you can choose which position gives you the most comfort and then he'll adjust 🥺🥺🥺

— but then you're squirming against him, shivering as if you're even more uncomfortable without his familiar warmth, and he wipes away the last traces of sleep from his eyes to figure out what's wrong

— when he figures out it's a nightmare that's causing you this much distress, the first thing he does is hold you against him tighter to try and soothe you

— he doesn't want to disrupt your sleep in the beginning and tries to hum to you back to a calm rest lightly, small shhhs and 's gonna be alrights that he whispers, his hand running up and down your arm soothingly

— waking you up is a last resort for him, but if you won't calm in your sleep then he definitely will, not wanting you to continue being in pain right before his eyes

— i can imagine it being extremely maddening for him, the fact that you're having troubles he can't just slice away :( he's probably never had to comfort someone through a nightmare before, and it's an almost unnerving lack of experience, so at first he'll have a glass of water prepared for you and focus on holding you through your panic until you can let yourself calm down

— "ya wanna talk about it, pretty baby?"

— he's going to listen intently if you do, and dispel your fears the best he can; if you don't, you best believe he'll try his hardest to distract you

— you want to walk through the capital, just the two of you, alone under the streetlights? a midnight convenience store run to get snacks? find something to cook from his cookbook (it was a birthday gag gift from yami, signed "maybe this year you'll actually have a chance of winning against me <3") and stay up until dawn making a mess of his kitchen? play board games? play kid's games on the rooftop? tickle fight? he's down :)

— or perhaps you just want to stay in bed, holding each other until you're able to relax a bit? he'll even read to you if that'll help

— if the nightmares are a common disturbance, he'll subtly ask owen or another medic about it and talk to you about whatever they recommend, at one point he's gonna probably try to change the setting of your bedroom to make it more relaxing/have a more positive vibe

— his go to method is probably trying to "change" your dreams for you – that is, if you tell him your dreams show you in danger because of someone, he'll wait for you to finish talking and then create an alternative ending for it

— "yeah but what if i showed up there? i could totally slice the bastard in half don't you worry babe, or we could team up and find a time mage, put them in a time loop or something and watch them lose their shit :)"

— he's very sweet 😅

— no but seriously it's his Thing™, he'll make really complicated insane storylines and litter the stories with jokes, until you have trouble recalling the actual dream

— all in all, jack doesn't half ass anything and is a very attentive lover who hates seeing you suffer, will do everything in his power to keep you safe physically and mentally <3

[masterlist]

[maybeimamuppet]

characters!! elsa, anna, and uhhhhh heather duke and martha

sorry if that was too many

lol hiii friends

let’s give this a go

ELSA

first impression: i saw let it go before anything so it was HELLO SONG IS VERY CATCHY

impression now: anxious snow bby. get the babe some therapy PLEASE

favorite moment: depends!! in the stage show i just love the whole entire coronation scene (like the bit with anna and the dress and everything) and in the movieeee probably the ending of the first movie where they all go ice skating :)

idea for a story: MEAN GIRLS FROZEN AU but one where elsa would actually be like. in it. it’d be really angsty but i realized the other day that the first decision she probably had to make as queen was whether or not to try recovering her parents’ bodies so maybe her trying to do that bc why not

unpopular opinion: FUCK THE ENDING OF FROZEN II

favorite relationship: romantically, her and honeymaren. but her love for her sister kinda sells the whole movie so we love some sweet sisters too. also if you ship elsanna gtfo pls :)

favorite headcanon: she doodles with her snow. so when she’s thinking or something she makes little snow/ice things. olaf loves them and has them all on a shelf.

ANNA

first impression: can’t tell ya that for Personal Reasons™ but basically OMG NO WAY

impression now: tiny tornado. a bean. just wants her sissy’s attention and also LITERALLY YAS QUEEN

favorite moment: for the first time in forever. just that whole scene

idea for a story: super cliche but anna really wants to have double dates so she tries to set elsa and honeymaren up only to learn they’ve been together for like six months and are just very amused by her antics. or one where she kidnaps elsa and makes her move back home

unpopular opinion: FUCK. THE ENDING. OF FROZEN II.

favorite relationship: kristoff, duh. but platonically she’s got a real cute thing happening with olaf and we still love some snow sisters

favorite headcanon: she and olaf have little get togethers every week. they go to elsa’s palace and have sandwiches with marshmallow and the snowgies and anna teaches olaf how to read

HEATHER DUKE

first impression: bitch

impression now: bitch (affectionate)

favorite moment: her riff in candy store. fuk u chandler let her finish

idea for a story: as part of her recovery she teaches all the heathers and veronica (her girlfriends, obvs) how to cook some of her family’s recipes

unpopular opinion: i’ve never seen anyone more asexual

favorite relationship: poly heathers and veronica :))) and post redemption arc i like the idea of her and martha being buds. but also her and a sane jd as buds

favorite headcanon: she and chandler first became friends bc they both loved to read. duke still reads a lot bc it reminds her of how chandler used to be and she secretly hopes they’ll be like that again someday

MARTHA

first impression: aww

impression now: AWW also yes queen you sing that song abt kindergarten

favorite moment: NANCY DREW’S ONTO YOU VERONICA

idea for a story: she shows all the heathers the princess bride. bc she and veronica are best friends and it’s important to her to have a good relationship with her best friend’s girlfriends. the heathers have all already seen it but they play along for her sake and bc they know veronica will yell at them if they don’t

unpopular opinion: she deserves better than veronica

favorite relationship: anyone but ram

favorite headcanon: she is the queen of dirty jokes. nobody expects it but she will find an innuendo that isn’t even there

[majoris]

was tagged by lovely @soundslikehope​ (❤ thank youu)

Rules: Name your top 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms, and then tag 10 people. 

and since I sincerely dislike picking my favorite anything we’re doing this! (+ gonna go with smaller - at least I think they’re smaller?? - or less obvious fandoms cause reasons o.o) + in random order

from Defiance: Stahma Tarr

I mean, can you really blame me? :D brains&beauty is a big yes from me, even though I was sometimes annoyed by all the unnecessary scheming - cause I mean, it was too much sometimes lol. But I liked her especially with Kenya, that was a sweet storyline I wish they didn’t kill so fast ‘cause it brought something else we haven’t seen in this character before. In any case, she was great!

from A Series of Unfortunate Events: Esmé Squalor

She was seriously a highlight of this series for me - cause, honestly, I wasn’t sure I was gonna make it through it till the end of this lol. She is hot and evil and crazy, and honestly, they should have made her gay with that librarian - ya know which one I mean - but maybe that’s just me. Also, great costumes!

from Political Animals: Elaine Barrish

I mean, I assume I liked this series so much because of Sigourney (also Carla Gugino cause YES) but damn it was a fun show. I was hoping for more seasons tbh, but oh well. Elaine tho, such a great character: strong, bamf, cute af, didn’t take shit from men. She was fun!

from Lost Girl: Tamsin

Let’s face it, this show was a little bit(ekhem) of a disaster but they did have some nice characters! And even tho I loved Bo&Laurentogether and I liked Kenzi a lot I have to admit that Tamsin was more my kind of gal (apart from some ooc things they made her do). I was kinda annoyed with them for what they did to her character in the end but ya know, I didn’t really expect anything much lol.

from Mindhunter: Wendy Carr

I mean, have you seen Anna Torv in this haircut and in a suit?! She is so so hot. This is all I didn’t know I wanted while watching her on Fringe tbh (btw, to anyone who watched fringe: is she doing something different with her voice here cause I didn’t notice her voice being this in that show???). Also, gimme a hardass lesbian any day ❤

from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Prudence Blackwood

As much as I love Zelda and Hilda (and Lilith) I gotta say, Prudence was the first to steal my heart. She’s a scheming badass with a lot of issues but you just have to appreciate her crazy ass am I right or what? Also, did I mention she’s hot af? Cause she is.

from Dark Matter: Nyx Harper

We didn’t get nearly enough of her before this show was cancelled okay, and especially her&Two cause those two... Also, she’s hot and can work a gun and can punch man like a pro. I mean, do you see my point ?

from Mr. Robot: Dominique DiPierro

Honestly, when I first saw her in the show, I was like “fingers crossed she’s gay” and when she was I was so happy cause fuck yeah finally! Also, she’s a bamf and cute af :)

from Punisher: Dinah Madani

I mean, just look at this babe!!! Great character, hot af, a bamf I mean, how could she not be my fave I mean ? She deserves all the best and fuck this Ben dude. They should have made her gay also okay, just saying.

from Lost in Space: Judy Robinson

Judy is just too cute okay and she tries so hard and has the oldest sister syndrome™. I’m kinda annoyed at her family for putting so much pressure on her and for her just taking that on but if that’s the syndrome in all(most) it’s glory right there (not to mention all the other children-adults problems PLUS she’s nineteen!!! I mean, seriously, it that only bothering me or ?). But she’s still too precious. What I’d want for her for the next season is to get some side story not directly involving the family okay, cause I feel like everyone got some and she didn’t (I’m not counting her being a genius doctor here). Also, pls give her a hardass girlfriend pls! That would be so fun to watch!

So there we are, ten badass ladies cause it seems like men are not appearing much in my favorites lol (I should maybe do one with dudes only lol, for science)

Tagging first 10 mutuals on my activity page for mixing shit up reasons (ofc ignore if annoyed but I’m tagging people as usual ‘cause I think it’s nice:)): @ohmystarsy, @sorrydearie, @marsza, @colorfulmetaphors, @pangalactics, @seydoux-me, @gay-mo, @dragonlordette, @bi-petal & @villaenelle​

[coralsgrimes]

Newish Beyyn fan here. Was he ever in a musical? Or was he just in a photoshoot of a musical?

Also not trying to rile your feathers or be the cause of death for ya… but.. can we see a timeline of Ben’s music career coral style?? Pretty pleassse🧁🧁

HE WAS NOT!?!?! I'm sure lol x.x our Benny was in Killing Bono and Jackie & Ryan and there was some singing but not a musical kinda stuff ;c he was in some stage musicals as a babe if I remember right <3 he did the Rocky Horror fundraiser tho!

What ye mean Coral STYLE? Is it the one where I think I remember all the details but end up missing half the stuff AND also being a try hard? Will do ma best ;c

The not so long Benny Boy Music Career Timeline!

It all started in West End actually! The drums! Teenage Benny and all that stuff. The lifelong dream one might say.

Then in the early 2000s we seen the rise of Hyrise with the obvious big ending in 2004 when his band tried their luck and wanted to do Eurovision, and failed. Would say that was actually good but it was not lol

After that Benny went on a music hiatus and if imma right (obvi!) he started to doing the covers on ig in 2016? Mostly christmasy songs I think. Then when pandemic hit poor boy got stuck at home and the covers started to come out quite regularly. There were also some ye know connections between the songs and twin flaming. We got the gist here and here already! Debatable stuff tho! Most of the 2020/2021 covers are actually referenced in the EP or influenced it to some extent - confirmed info. Most importantly, it was the time when the Benny Boy Singing Face™ came to life!

At the same time his lovely fans started to tell him he's not only the most beautiful human being but he also can sing and they demand an album! Others would say they only been telling him he can sing cuz boy is pretty... Either way it worked cuz as we know, in the second half of 2020 he was most probably writing his heart out in his lil secret diary <3 Rise Up was the first song he finished apparently.

The songs were recorded and more or less ready to go in the first half of 2021. He apparently told one of his fans (during the Shadow and Bone me Daddy promo) that it's ready but he's looking as to how release it. In May no one wanted to take it x.x

Eventually boy finds the way cuz he starts the hinting in the summer. In early/mid July he was doing the Rise Up mv and couple of days later he posted from the theater where 11:11 mv was done.

In August 2021 we get the real shit. The 11:11 posting times, the watch, what time is it and finally... on the 20th Benny announces his first single and EP! Fans happy, Benny happy. Some were a lil disappointed that it's only EP and long weeks to go but we can make it lol other fans could not tell the difference between an album and EP, some still can't ;c

When in Toronto, the dreadful interviews start and won't stop for months! FINALLY! 16th September - we get the early People Mag approved 11:11 premiere, followed by the official release on the 17th! The interviews continue!

On October 10th 11:11 hits million streams on Spotify lol I think I talked about streams enough lately so will leave it out of here x.x

October 14th we get the Rise Up - both song and mv, this time pushed by Deadline. Anyways, next day (October 15th!!!) the EP drops! Yeyeyeyeye that was a blast! No party tho ;c unless twin flame was twin flaming him a party... Big success, millions of people interacting, everyone talks about it, everyone wants a piece! Two Vogue covers, Oprah exclusive and Las Vegas residency to follow...

The next day we got the pre taped 'live' of 11:11 from boy's own backyard followed by more interviews. Zelda was involved tho! Always nice to see an old fren around ;c

October 22nd we get the amazing merch/swag/whatever promo! Everything is going great <3 Then more interviews and around Halloween we got the Rise Up live/acoustic in funeral suit since it was end of October lol

Around the same time, Benny's new relationship with the scary pocket weekdays whatever starts. We got the Best Part cover around the same time, followed by the Sledgehammer cover and some innuendos (APPARENTLY!!!) around the time Bulianne was officially over which would be the end of November. And then we have This Christmas just a lil bit over a week back and more to come! probably...

Sorry that it is short and not detailed ;c not much to say anyways and I put ma cunty hat away too..... Also not sure if this is what ye wanted lol AS ALWAYS! if i missed something or got it wrong just tell me <3

[hashiraofromance]

My Scooby-Doo Head Cannons

Fred: African American (Nigerian roots), Football star, Robot/traps enthusiast, Gay asf, He's very sensitive please be delicate, works on cars for the fun of it, Catholic boy!, and is a great singer if he wasn't so shy about it.

Daphne: Hispanic Mama who lives for the drama (Cuban roots), Secretly watches anime and is in the Anime club, Advocate for LGBT rights and protests with Velma, Bisexual asf, Obsessed with Drag and proclaims herself to be a club kid, and definitely practices witchcraft.

Velma: Korean babe who isn't here for ya shit, Blunt asf, Loves science but not as much as she loves titties, BIG HECKIN' LESBEAN, Trans icon, Feminist too the max, Owns a cup that says "Boy Tears" on it, Has tried to read ever book ever, and will be going Harvard.

Shaggy: A very scared Jewish boy, is a vegetarian but has thought about being vegan, lanky boy™, Vapes as he's trying to quit smoking, Wants to take care of animals, Has an emotional eating disorder, Anxiety ridden boy, PTSD but is trying to live, Scooby is a therapy dog, Adopted from a bad family and is trying his best, Loves wearing sweaters, Bandages galore,and Soft boy Soft heart™.

Scooby: Therapy dog, Wears his vest when Shaggy goes out, Comfort, Is secretly very brave, Carries Shaggy's inhaler, and a gift from Shaggy's adopted parents!

These are my personal head cannons for the spooky gang! What are yours?

[pallaide]

for the character meme: Lance, and my Great Ass(tm)

lance:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | he’s my handson grandson and also 17hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: makes friends with everyone immediately!!! also impossibly loyal to his fronds!!! he’s known u for 5 secs? he will kill for you! ultimate ride or die babeworst quality: needs to learn how to deal with his emotions and also stop harrassing women but imo part of that was just shitty s2 writingship them with: keef and healthy self-confidence (not that fake-ass shit he got going on)brotp them with: all of team voltron? hunk and blue more tho for obvious reasons.needs to stay away from: zarkon!!! everyone who tries to hurt him (physically or emotionally)!!!misc. thoughts: waitin for that sweet, sweet character development also my personal no. 2 option for the black paladin (after allura)

ya crusty ass:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | tbh i don’t even know? like ur em i never did any hotness evaluation on uhogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (i know you’re technically a ravenclaw but there is some strong slytherin in u)best quality: ur super ride or die like? i’m fairly sure u’d commit a capital crime for/with a friend if u had to if u haven’t already also ur one of the few people who’re weird enough to be on my wavelength like i’m fairly sure i couldn’t have arguments over god’s sexuality at 2 am with anybody elseworst quality: you take things severely less serious than me so at times i wanna stab u bc i’m havin a nervous breakdown and u keep poking fun at meship them with: luxemburg and mirabellesbrotp them with: The Squad(tm)needs to stay away from: geoffreymisc. thoughts: bruh i keep deadass forgetting that we’ve only known each other for five years what is still kinda long but still so weird?