#ya like jazz?

[duplicitousfate]

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The One Who Waits be like:

[heavyweponguy]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!

... why the bee moive? Also, how much do you like jazz?

[5hark-byt3]

Small Eight sketch from a drawing im like never gonna finish

[roesart]

what do you guys think of this new sticker design?

[bootyliciousbeta]

You seem like a guy that would watch the Bee Movie unironically

Are there people who don't? It's a good movie ! WAIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BEE MOVIE I THOUGHT WE COLLECTIVELY FOUND IT FUNNY

[scrambledslut]

game!joel probably saw the bee movie and i don’t know how to process that information

[ozimagines]

Writing a Dating Dr. Nathan would include rn but it’s taking me a while😂 idk why I date women irl but whenever I have to flirt with one my brain is like asjkhsjak🥴

[claybutterfly]

[thewingedgoat]

Yo Ozzie

Ya like jazz?

this is the most cursed thing I have ever created

there

[avo-gal]

Ya Like Jazz?

[lemonomelette]

[worldwithoutmiracles]

I've been getting into more third stream jazz, specifically been listening to a lot of Charles Mingus, and his song titles are all-time. Just wanted to share some favorites:

Goodbye Pork Pie Hat

Gregarian Chant

Pithecanthropus Erectus

New Now Know How

No Private Income Blues 

Mingus Fingus No. 2

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

Please Don't Come Back From The Moon

The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jiveass Slippers

Don't Be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too

Oh Lord Don't Let Them Drop That Atomic Bomb On Me

Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus (actually an album, not a song)

[roesart]

my shop is open again! look for my new stickers and acrylic charms!

link to my shop is here

[delmysthic]

Ya ever feel like ya need to express things like an ape going crazy and shit but can't cuz ya need to keep yourself composed at all cause? Same.

[systemdeez]

I put the "sting" in shitposting too 🐝🐝🐝🐝

I put the "posting" in shitposting.