#ya like jazz?

[heavyweponguy]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!

... why the bee moive? Also, how much do you like jazz?

[duplicitousfate]

This is a test post

The One Who Waits be like:

[5hark-byt3]

Small Eight sketch from a drawing im like never gonna finish

[roesart]

what do you guys think of this new sticker design?

[scrambledslut]

game!joel probably saw the bee movie and i don’t know how to process that information

[ozimagines]

Writing a Dating Dr. Nathan would include rn but it’s taking me a while😂 idk why I date women irl but whenever I have to flirt with one my brain is like asjkhsjak🥴

[claybutterfly]

[sundove88]

Bee Movie (Sundove88’s Version) Casting

Fresh out of college, Wormsworth the Nega Boss finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. She flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human, breaking a cardinal rule of her species. Wormsworth learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and she realizes that her true calling is to obtain justice for her kind by suing humanity for theft.

Wormsworth as Barry B. Benson (Balan Wonderworld)

Yuri Brand as Vanessa Bloome (Balan Wonderworld)

Meruem as Adam Flayman (Hunter X Hunter)

Mariano Guzman as Ken (Encanto)

President Haltmann as Layton T. Montgomery (Kirby)

Susie as Herself/Layton’s Daughter (Kirby)

Mosquito Girl as Mooseblood (One Punch Man)

Genesects as The Pollen Jocks (Pokemon)

The Radiance as Janet Benson (Hollow Knight)

Psyhco Mantis as Martin Benson (Metal Gear Solid)

Amber Sugar Cookie as Lou Lo Duca (Cookie Run)

Queen Sectonia as Herself/The Queen of New Hive City (Kirby)

Taranza as Bob Bumble (Kirby)

Milky Rose as Jeanette Chung (Yes PreCure 5 GoGo)

Barktholomew as Bee Larry King (Balan Wonderworld)

Bandana Dee as Hector (Kirby)

Royal Queen as Judge Bumbleton (Smile PreCure)

Various Characters as The citizens of NYC and New Hive City

Here’s your hint to the next Casting:

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[thewingedgoat]

Yo Ozzie

Ya like jazz?

this is the most cursed thing I have ever created

there

[reallesbiancorn]

[avo-gal]

Ya Like Jazz?

[lemonomelette]

[roesart]

my shop is open again! look for my new stickers and acrylic charms!

link to my shop is here

[worldwithoutmiracles]

I've been getting into more third stream jazz, specifically been listening to a lot of Charles Mingus, and his song titles are all-time. Just wanted to share some favorites:

Goodbye Pork Pie Hat

Gregarian Chant

Pithecanthropus Erectus

New Now Know How

No Private Income Blues 

Mingus Fingus No. 2

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

Please Don't Come Back From The Moon

The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jiveass Slippers

Don't Be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too

Oh Lord Don't Let Them Drop That Atomic Bomb On Me

Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus (actually an album, not a song)

[delmysthic]

Ya ever feel like ya need to express things like an ape going crazy and shit but can't cuz ya need to keep yourself composed at all cause? Same.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.