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#badabing#if there were two men on the moon and one shot the other dead how fucked up would that be#according to all known laws of aviation#ya like jazz?#HEY EVERY !!#[abandoned to the slime]#axel kh2 voice: two?!
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
... why the bee moive? Also, how much do you like jazz?
#tf2 heavy#tf2#tf2 rp#tf2 rp blog#heavy tf2#heavy answer#sorry yall#you have been bee'd#ya like jazz?
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Small Eight sketch from a drawing im like never gonna finish

#splatoon#agent 8#goober art#smallest amt of main tags ever#[applause]#actually ykw#making a new tag for the blog#to celebrate the short main tags#lil doods#[more applause]#ok bad joke over#you uh#ya like jazz?#…#ok im just gonna skip to the end bit now#listen to Dat Boi by Millionaires#do ur daily click#annndddddd#have a good#(◑.◑)#<- THE agent 8 emoticon#the silent watcher…
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what do you guys think of this new sticker design?
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You seem like a guy that would watch the Bee Movie unironically
Are there people who don't? It's a good movie ! WAIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BEE MOVIE I THOUGHT WE COLLECTIVELY FOUND IT FUNNY
#smirks and leans against wall#ya like jazz?#me rizzing up my mate core#(i played guitar and hoped i didnt seem like a jackass who uses guitars for rizz)#asher talks
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game!joel probably saw the bee movie and i don’t know how to process that information
#ya like jazz?#bee movie rly came out in 2007 what#what should my reaction to this be???#joel miller#the last of us#bee movie#tlou#the last of us hbo#joel miller x reader#tlou game
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Writing a Dating Dr. Nathan would include rn but it’s taking me a while😂 idk why I date women irl but whenever I have to flirt with one my brain is like asjkhsjak🥴
#hbo oz#oz meme#gloria nathan#doesn’t help she’s so hot#I promise I’m writing it#but every time I have to flirt with a man I’m like yeah I got this#when I flirt with women it’s like I turn into Jerry Seinfeld#ya like jazz?#ignore me lol
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#my art#watercolour#colour pencils#this one is called#Ya Like Jazz?#this is actually how bees pollinate flowers#i am an authority on the matter. btw
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Yo Ozzie
Ya like jazz?
this is the most cursed thing I have ever created
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absolutely lOVE love LOVEEE how bluepoch and the fandom all collectively looked and Isolde and went : yeaaah i mean she’s fucked up, but jazz could fix her
#the garment and the fanfictions and the art and the voicelines#bro really went#ya like jazz?#and then cured a woman of her insanity
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So the gooberment is bad at code
You see that gamers? 450 WORD limit...it counts spaces not characters. The Bee movie is not a good way of wasting this things time but it IS good for testing so you all know how to properly fill out these forms.
Also the 10mb upload thing says only images or PDFs but isn't coded to reject anything in the size limit...so they got an mp4 to go with it
I have no idea what you'll all report but I look forward to hearing about it in the news when the cops finally stop that dastardly Barry Bee Benson from teaching the kids about Gay Communism.
#fuck trump#dei#Bee Movie#department of education#Ya like Jazz?#spread this like wildfire#UNLEASH THE BEES
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Ya Like Jazz?
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he actually doodled those all the time. fun fact: this particular version has a mistake! western music is a base 12 system (12 tone equal tempered, which is to say 12 equally spaced notes within an octave) so Coltrane lined up 5 octaves worth of notes (each point of the star lands on a C) for a total of 60 points that make sort of a musical clock face. where each hour would land you find a double circled note, and those notes make a full circle of fourths. the mistake is at 9 o'clock where he should have (and did in other drawings) circled the A instead of the Ab. he would use this diagram to map out chord changes, often with particular geometries in mind. it's super fascinating

Repository of Scales and Melodic Patterns, Yusef Lateef
#ya like jazz?#I play jazz and write music for a living#went to college for this shit#a lot of cats get into different brands of musical occultism or spiritualism so it kinda just comes with the territory
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my shop is open again! look for my new stickers and acrylic charms!
link to my shop is here
#stickers#charms#acrylic#critical fail#magical girl#gamer#ya like jazz?#my shop#roe's art#my art#my shop stuff
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