#y'know like a normal person

[silencingspellsongs]

i gotta stop coming up with ideas for my own redacted ocs x listeners because the newest one got me watching the hour long DUMP paperwork video and taking notes 🙄

[deaddcas]

I need to wander into the woods and disappear for 10 years only to show up again to haunt highways and steal cigarettes

[front-facing-pokemon]

[ghostinthegallery]

Whenever I see someone raving about a 40k character or faction or event or concept that I do not like or just fine incredibly boring, I remind myself that the odds are good we both have entirely different ideas if what those characters/factions/events even are. We may legit not be talking about the same things.

I'm not talking about having different tastes (which also happens). Between the books, codexes, more books, white dwarf, books, and fanfic it's so easy to get wildly different impressions about literally everything in 40k. Half the shit is made up by fans and the official stuff is contradictory. Nothing is canon, everything is true, the only constant is that your blorbo is a war criminal.

[snailtrain]

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[some-say-kosm]

they ship of theseus'd my tav can't have shit in faerûn .

[hauntingjasper]

Everyone moved on but I stayed here

I love how she just had to touch him and he instantly went "must kiss gf" I hate them so much EUEUEUESHAHEKWHAH

[sapphorror]

too many fics about human saliva being mildly corrosive to Irkens and not nearly enough about human blood being mildly corrosive to Irkens

not that I'm inherently opposed to the former, though I am generally inclined to think that most human bodily fluids would lack the pollutants that are so caustic to Irkens in the first place. however, given how Irken skin reacts to at least some types of meat, blood seems like one of the marginally more likely contenders, and more to the point, an unstoppable death machine burning itself alive in pursuit of the kill is an extremely sexy mental image and I believe in indulging the id

[nyan-bynary]

kenjaku should have kind, motherly eyes like right next to the brain gore and horniness

[automatonknight]

id: a digital drawing of robo ky from guilty gear. his chassis is colored grey, his hair is blonde and long, tied in a ponytail, and his clothes are different shades of pink. he’s shown in full view, crouching and sticking one of his legs out. from the leg there’s a dark box with a red button extending, robo ky is pushing down on it, making a finger guns gesture as he does so. in his other hand, he’s holding the thunderseal behind him. he’s smiling with his mouth open and winking. the background is also pink-there are wavy light and dark lines and on top there’s a heart. above robo ky there’s text saying: lets’ get closer valentine!. end id

[charles-simmons]

c!inniters water down the story so much the character are just stereotypes, and c!dreamers will burn you alive if you can't quote entire streams by heart and know even the birth dates of buildings. So, in theory, c!discdoers should be normal... right?

[6qubed]

controversial opinion but I wish ADHD would be renamed by somebody who actually has ADHD

[fluentisonus]

thinking about how fucked up it is how isolated olivia is in twelfth night. like she has all these people in her household around her all the time & none of them are actually very interested in her or her wellbeing outside of their own self interest at all. sir toby's abusing her hospitality, sir andrew's trying to marry her, maria's perfectly happy to use their connection to play a prank that ruins the functionality of the household, malvolio's deluding himself into thinking that she loves him & fantasizing what he'd do with her status, feste's inherently unreliable, and all of this is happening while she's trying to mourn her brother's death. like she has absolutely no emotional intimacy with anyone & no one to turn to & it's crushing

[cringefaecompilation]

said something to this degree before i'm gonna be honest this is how half the imoge/arne tag ships imoge/arne.

literally why are you here if you want imogen fucking dead. i mean i know why but

[justatumblinweed]

Goddammit.

Look. I love modern medicine. It's great.

But can Albuterol please fucking not with the shakes. I am trying to figure out whether the whole mystery breathing issue is getting worse thank you and the anxiety-adjacent side effects are not helping knock it off.

[hollowsart]

me: oh hey that seems like a fun and/or interesting video topic to listen to, let's check it out--

video: ai text to speech or just regular text to speech

me: ah. never mind.