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random SanUso headcanons I have for no reason (pt. 4)
-Sanji’s over-the-top doting and compliments eventually get bestowed upon Usopp not too long after they started dating. Usopp can’t tell him to stop because he finds out that he actually means it when he says stuff like “you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen and I would slay dragons for you”. Usopp thought they would end after a while, but no, at 50 years old, Sanji is still like “nothing brightens my day more than seeing you smile, not even the sun”.
-The equal exchange for teaching Usopp how to cook was teaching Sanji how to hunt. Sanji also has to play it cool so it doesn’t seem like it’s an excuse to hang out one-on-one. If there’s game out there, Usopp will find it, which has always been VERY useful. Most of it was learned through trial and error, as it was Usopp’s main source of food before/after his mother passed.
-Their major love language is making stuff for each other and you cannot tell me anything else
-Usopp’s artistic talents extend to facepaint and makeup, which is endlessly great for disguises. However, it has created this conversation every time it’s Sanji’s turn to get his face done: “You absolutely CANNOT kiss me while I do this. I will poke you in the eye!!” and “it’s just your waterline, stop being a baby.”
-You could insult Usopp and he’s like “tell me something I don’t know” but if you have something bad to say about Sanji, THEN PREPARE TO BE TAKEN TO JESUS. (This is frustrating to Sanji because he’s like “get mad at both!!!”) This also extends to Sanji's toxic family because Sanji is too good for them and how DARE they treat his man like that???
-Speaking of the previous one, when Usopp says something bad about himself, Sanji is like, “Don't talk about my friend like that, or I will kick your ass.” It works a little, Usopp is stubborn so it takes time.
-Sanji felt like Usopp understood him because Usopp’s impression of him was so spot-on. (And admittedly funny)
-Usopp has never had a traditional suit before, so Sanji helps him buy one and shows him how it’s supposed to fit. What he did not prepare for was how great Usopp looks in a suit and he just CANT get over it and crushes on him SO HARD. Dude nearly walked into a wall because he just can’t stop looking.
-Usopp can be a bit awkward and very shy when it comes to receiving/showing affection, especially when Sanji being super cool makes him a lil nervous, but he tries REALLY hard when he realizes how much Sanji is a giver. All that energy to make someone else feel good or special, but no one does that for him? Not on his watch! So cue the flowers, princess carry’s, and cheesy oneliners.
-Sanji struggled at first when he developed feelings for Usopp and found himself attracted to him (because he be straightening). This made him VERY moody for a while, especially when he was getting kinda jealous of Usopp always hanging out with Zoro more (for advice to keep the muscles and a workout buddy) and Sanji less. He hated the way he was feeling, so there were more snippy comments in Zoro’s direction than usual became normal until “what are you, jealous?” Silence. “wait- YOU ARE?? LOL-". It is THE WORST when your mortal frenemy finds out that you have a crush on the longnose and how you almost hate yourself for it.
-Sanji became over confident in being able to tell when Usopp is lying or sarcastic but still falls for the ones that have been done at his expense, for example, “OMG SANJI YOU DROPPED YOUR POCKET!??” | “DUDE WHER- oh. I hate you.” | Another example, “Yeah, I can’t! I have to mop the ceiling and fold the dishes later.” | “Oh sure, I understa- NICE TRY! NO, SHITTY TRY.”
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