#y'all know the drill with me

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman Captains + BajiFuyuTora Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of substances, mentions of PTSD

Desc: Baji tries to make a polycule work with some heavy convincing

Baji: alr guys, i'm gonna ask Fuyu and Tora out on a date at the same time

Mitsuya: that's not gonna work

Draken: don't they hate each other? just pick one

Baji: no i'm in love with the both of them so i'm gonna ask both of them out

Baji: also they actually have feelings for each other but haven't realized it yet

Draken: you're pushing it

Smiley: first of all, Kazutora likes women

Baji: no, he has feelings for me but he hasn't realized it yet

Smiley: alright man

Mikey: Baji, your chances are better with Chifuyu. sort that out first because you're gonna ruin the entire friendgroup dynamic with this shit😟

Baji: we're not a friendgroup, we're lovers

Mikey: i'm talking about us, dipshit

Baji: who

Mikey: everyone who isn't Chifuyu and Kazutora??

Baji: idgaf

Mikey: ayt

Pah: weren't we your treasures or smth 🧐?

Baji: i've moved on to bigger things

Baji: smaller twinks

Baji: you get me?

Smiley: Chifuyu's short but he's not a twink.

Smiley: now Kazutora, we can call a twink

Smiley: you guys are using this word wrong

Mikey: it's it just a skinny guy?

Smiley: "a gay or effeminate man, or a young man, regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a bottom. they are attractive and slim in appearance."

Draken: this is just Mitsuya

Mikey: 🧐

Mitsuya: ?

Smiley: that is correct but i didn't wanna say anything cause that twink got hands🤷‍♂️

Mikey: now that i think about it, Mitsuya used to be kinda built. not buff but not skinny. fuck happened

Pah: Draken died

Pah: "died"

Baji: so he stopped eating? lame

Mitsuya: do you guys get how mourning works

Draken: well i'm good now so let's get this grub 🗣

Draken: sorry for making you sad, brother

Draken: it's my mission to bulk you up again

Mitsuya: i'm fine👍

Mikey: no one dying is going to get in between me and a meal😭🙏

Mikey: skill issue on Mitsuya's part

Smiley: skill issue is when your friend dies and you go into a depression so deep that you can't even eat anymore

Mikey: that's what i'm saying❗

Smiley: leave it up to Draken to get shot 3 times in the chest and just walk it off

Smiley: that was kinda hard tho

Draken: thanks👍

Draken: it hurt really bad

Draken: i think it traumatized me

Draken: i can't go to amusement parts now. or listen to fireworks cause i'll start hallucinating shit that happened from that night. weird

Mitsuya: ...that's called ptsd

Baji: yeah man you have ptsd

Draken: what's ptsd

Baji: PTSDEEZ NUTS LMAOOOOOOO

Baji: GOT EM

Draken: i wish your suicide attempt worked you mentally challenged, wanna be werewolf, loreal shampoo ad looking ass bitch

Baji: BANG BANG BANG💣💥💣💥💣💥

Mikey: DUDE💀

Baji: do you guys get it

Baji: it's the gunshots

Baji: because he has PTSD

Baji: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: do you remember how you killed Shinichiro

Baji: 😐

Mikey: GUYS💀

Draken: i'm sorry Mikey

Draken: but

Draken: Baji do you remember when you were screaming his name and watched him bleed to death

Smiley: ☠️

Draken: the skull represent Shinichiro, who you killed

Baji: anyway

Baji: back to my kittens

Baji: before Draken decided to take shit too far😒

Draken: when you go low I'll go lower

Baji: cause you were almost 6 feet under???

Draken: where you put Shinichiro??

Baji: ANYWAY

Mikey: Ken-chin he's gonna kill himself again😔

Draken: that is exactly the point

Baji: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY

Baji: anyway

Baji: back to the topic at hand 😐

Baji: i'm doing it tonight

Mitsuya: ahem

Mitsuya: do you know how awkward it's gonna be when Kazutora rejects you? we don't wanna have to deal with that

Baji: he won't reject me

Mikey: your delusional

Baji: can you guys name a situation in which things didn't work out for me?

Baji: no you can't

Mitsuya: 1) Bloody Halloween??

Draken: 2) Your grades🤨?

Mikey: 3) Not making your mom cry🤔?

Baji: ...

Baji: those don't count

Smiley: it's so hard trying to talk to stupid people

Smiley: he doesn't use logic at all

Draken: Baji don't fucking ask them out

Mikey: ask Chifuyu!!! that f slur is obsessed with you😍

Draken: don't say that word😐

Mikey: i literally didn't say it😭

Mitsuya: Baji please just think for literally one second

Baji: too late cause i just texted them

Mitsuya: omfg

Mikey: you fool😞

Mikey: what did you say??

Baji: i went to our groupchat

Baji: "yo let's cut the bullshit. i'm in love with the both of you so why don't we all date and love each other in a relationship with all three of us and shit"

Baji: i sent that

Smiley: you're very... direct

Smiley: i'll give you that

Smiley: Kazutora's gonna say no

Draken: obviously

Baji: bet

Baji's kittens:

Kazutora: Chifuyu can you please change the fucking groupchat name

Kazutora: i know you and Baji do kinky shit together but i am NOT anybody's kitten

Chifuyu: but Baji-san changed it and i can't change it back if he doesn't want me to

Chifuyu: and Baji-san and i do not do "kinky shit"

Chifuyu: we don't have a sexual relationship😐

Kazutora: you have free will mothefucker!! you don't need his fucking permission

Kazutora: is he your dom or something😭

Kazutora: why are so obsessed with him jesus

Kazutora: you guys are gay af

Chifuyu: just because i don't stab my friends doesn't mean i'm gay

Chifuyu: i just respect him a lot cause he's cool 😒

Chifuyu: nothing you'd know about

Chifuyu: you psychopath

Kazutora: you slobber on his dick all day

Kazutora: "Baji-san!!! What a cool kick!! Can you teach me😁?"

Kazutora: you might as well just ask him to put it in

Chifuyu: shut the fuck up all you've ever known are the prison walls that enclosed you

Kazutora: NOT ANYMORE😁

Baji: ladies, ladies

Baji: there's enough to go around 😏

Baji: ew. alright i'm never using that emoji again what the fuck

Kazutora: CHANGE THE GROUPCHAT NAME

Baji: no

Kazutora: you and Chifuyu can do your pet play somewhere else please leave me out of it 🙏

Baji: nuh uh

Baji: you're a tiger

Baji: tigers are cats

Baji: so you're a kitten

Baji: done deal

Kazutora: i'm an adult tiger not a kitten😐

Baji: i'm the alpha and you and Chifuyu are my omega's

Kazutora: what the fuck does that mean????

Chifuyu: haha Baji-san😂

Kazutora: i've never seen someone ride someone else's meat so hard before holy shit

Chifuyu: if you don't understand what respect is, just say that 🙄

Baji: don't lie Chifuyu

Baji: you're in love with me

Kazutora: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Baji: you are too Kazutora

Kazutora: 🤨

Baji: yo let's cut the bullshit. i'm in love with the both of you so why don't we all date and love each other in a relationship with all three of us and shit

Baji: you guys are in love with each other too just by the way

Kazutora: what

Kazutora: that's not how anything works

Chifuyu: Baji-san i ask again is this a prank 🤣🤣🤣

Kazutora: it has to be cause i'm not a boy kisser like you mfs

Baji: Kazutora be fr. you just got out of prison, you're clinically insane, you're on parole, people feel unsettled by your presence, you have an ankle bracelet, you belong to the state, you have mommy AND daddy issues, you've killed someone

Kazutora: damn

Kazutora: you didn't have to list it like that

Baji: all i'm saying is that i'm your best option because i don't care about all of this and i'll take care of you for the rest of your life even tho you're crazy

Baji: cause i love you (gayly)

Baji: you could even stab me again

Chifuyu: NO

Baji: Chifuyu shut the up i'll get to you babe

Chifuyu: yes Baji-san

Kazutora: "yes daddy😩😍"

Kazutora: what the fuck dude you could least try to hide it 💀

Baji: can u focus

Kazutora: oh right

Kazutora: what about gay sex tho

Baji: i'll teach you

Kazutora: but you have a dick

Baji: uhhhh

Baji: fine you can use yours

Baji: nah nevermind i'm not a bottom

Baji: fuck you

Kazutora: i didn't even say anything

Kazutora: but whatever ig

Kazutora: i'm not gonna be with Chifuyu tho😐

Baji: you are

Kazutora: 😒

Baji: Chifuyu we've been in love for years so i know you'll say yes. just needed to convince Tora babygirl

Chifuyu: but is this a prank tho🤣🤣

Baji: no

Baji: you are my boyfriend now

Baji: both of you come over

Kazutora: ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kazutora: fine

Chifuyu: are the both of you pranking me🤣😂

Baji: just come over you fucking idiot

Baji: that was too mean

Baji: please come over you fucking idiot❤

Captains:

Baji: they said yes and we're all about to have sex now

Mikey: you're just gonna lie Baji

Draken: should i get beers? you can cry if you want i won't even laugh at you

Draken: i promise

Mikey: you're just gonna lie Ken-chin

Mitsuya: what did they actually say

Baji: they're coming over? and we're about to make love? are you guys dumb 🤨

Baji: it worked out how i said it would

Smiley: Draken gets the beers i'll get the cigarettes

Smiley: Baji we tried to tell you

Draken: don't piss me off cause you know i don't smoke

Draken: you're gonna influence Angry into an early grave

Draken: do you want your brother to have lung cancer

Smiley: chill

Smiley: Angry tried a cigarette and almost died

Smiley: so you don't have to worry about that

Smiley: fine i'll bring weed instead

Mitsuya: where are you getting drugs😐

Smiley: my plug, duh 😁

Mikey: can i have a weed as well please

Smiley: idk man what if your dark impulses come out or something

Mikey: my therapist said that only happens with specific triggers so it's fine

Mikey: plus i have a shock collar in case that happens

Draken: i don't think that's normal 🤨

Baji: you guys are pissing me off

Mikey: dude it's fine we can comfort you even tho we told you so

Draken: i'm gonna be the better man and forgive you since you've just been rejected

Baji: yk what idgaf

Baji: i'ma just nut in my kittens

Baji: bye losers

Baji: no one does it like i do

Mikey: poor thing🙁

[writingmeraki]

what if i....wrote....something about....my demon.... specifically jeong guwon.......

thoughts?

[spaceratprodigy]

[ cropped 😇 ] — 💋 Cybill n Iris 💋

@grimreapersbutt — she always on that damn husband of hers fr fr she can't get enough of him

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[sweet-self-indulgence]

Can you write a nsfw fic about Sam getting jealous because someone's flirting with Mika? And he's being like possessive

Shout out to @seducemefanficsandheadcanons for helping me work through the motivation for this fic. I was really nervous about writing jealously but I finally found an angle that I really like. I hope you do too!

It just makes scents

A pushy patron at the bar sets Sam on edge. Can he cope with his emotions, or will his demonic nature take over?

Mika’s starting to regret begging the boys to go out tonight. She thought she’d enjoy the perks of being An Anderson for once. Going to an exclusive opening night party for the new bar in town sounded like fun.

She was wrong.

The place is packed full of exactly the kind of people who care about the fact that she’s An Anderson. They all seem to want her undivided attention. And her grandfather’s money.

A waifish girl totters up to Mika, obviously struggling with too-tall heels. Mika plasters on a smile while the girl talks at her. Mika’s eyes flick towards the bar, wondering if it’s worth it to try and close her tab or if she should just pick up her card in the morning. 

“Oh my Gawd!”, the girl interrupts Mika’s train of thought, “I’m being SO rude! Let me buy you a drink!”

“Oh! Umm—” before she can find a way to politely decline Mika finds a glass thrust into her hands.

“Wow, that was impressively fast!”

The girl is suddenly draped around her neck, “I know. I’m very attentive~”

Mika flushes furiously, completely caught off-guard at the sudden proximity.

“Oh, these heels are absolutely killing me, babe~” Her entire body pushes against Mika, who freezes in place. “Why don’t we—"

“That’s enough.” Sam’s voice has a sharp edge to it as he walks up to the girl pretending to be Mika’s newest accessory.

“Fuck off! She’s still nursing my drink!”

Her entitled tone breaks Mika’s last shred of patience. She slams her untouched glass on the table and opens her mouth to retort, “Actually—”

She’s cut off by the girl shoving her face directly in front of her, “No! I bought you a drink, so you owe me!”

The girl is on the ground before Mika can even blink.

Sam is standing over her, glaring. “We’re done here.”

It’s not a question but Mika nods anyway. Sam practically drags her out the back door as James and Erik swoop into the scene he caused.

Once they’re in the quiet alleyway Mika can hear a dangerous rumbling coming from Sam’s chest. He rips his jacket off and holds it out to her.

“Nah, I’m still too warm from—” Mika hesitates when Sam looks wounded at her words. She clicks her mouth shut and shoves her arms in the sleeves.

Sam exhales loudly. Mika recognizes his technique for controlling his rage. He still seems close to boiling over, but after three long breaths he’s managed to stop growling.

Damien and Matthew burst through the back door, bringing a sudden blast of noise from the bar with them.

“So what bullshit did you—” Matthew’s words die mid-sentence at twin glares from Sam and Damien. He elects to kick at some pebbles with his shoe instead.

Another burst of noise signals James and Erik’s arrival.

“You’re lucky that girl suffered only a bruised ego, Sam.”

Sam shoots James a glare and the older brother sighs wearily up at the night sky.  

“I’ve called for a car. They should be here any minute.” Erik provides before the group slips into an uncomfortable silence.

When the car finally pulls up James takes his customary seat next to the driver. Erik sits in the second row, but Sam pushes Matthew into his seat behind James. Damien’s already in the far left of the back bench seat and scooches further over to make room for Sam’s wide shoulders.

Mika’s pinned between the right window and Sam, vividly remembering when Sam insisted that only the ‘shrimps’ were small enough to fit in the third row. She follows the other’s example and elects to keep her mouth shut about the sudden change in car seat pecking order. 

Finally back home, the rest of the brothers are quick to say good night and flee to their rooms.

Mika’s worried about Sam. His face is all scrunched up and his fists keep clenching and unclenching violently. She wraps her arms around her incubus and smiles up at him.

Sam snarls, then grimaces. His eyes dart to the floor as he tries to pull away. 

Mika’s insides twist, “Sam! I—I don’t know what to do.” Hot tears sting her eyes and threaten to spill over, “I fucked up. We should never have gone. I’m so—”

Mika’s apology is cut off by Sam’s lips on hers, sudden but gentle and chaste.

Sam takes a shaky breath as he pulls away, “No!” The word echoes in the entryway. Much more quietly he adds, “…fuck. I didn’t mean to—”

He takes a deep breath and runs a hand roughly through his hair. “You have nothing to apologize for.”

Mika takes in his earnest gaze for a second, “then what’s with all the…” She imitates his face to finish her question, her top lip pulled up into a tooth-bearing snarl.

Sam is finally able to relax his face as he huffs a tiny laugh. He smooths Mika’s wrinkled nose with his index finger. “It’s just—You still smell like her.” He grimaces at the final word and looks up at the ceiling. Mika doesn’t need to see auras to sense the frustration and embarrassment coming off the incubus in waves as he mumbles under his breath, “and I can’t seem to fucking handle it right now.”

Details from the encounter come flooding back. How she arrived in a cloud of perfume, how her slightly slurred speech had caused her to spit when she talked, how handsy she had become. Now that she thought about it Mika felt grimy. “Ugh yeah, I bet we’ll both feel better after I take a shower.”

Sam’s shoulders lower a fraction and he’s able to meet Mika’s eyes again. She wiggles an arm out of his jacket but is forced to stop by Sam hugging her tightly to him.

“Sam!” She bats his arm playfully with the loose sleeve of the jacket, “I can’t wear this in the shower!”

“No”, Sam agrees, “…but I have a better idea.” His voice is pitched low, words almost a growl.

Mika can feel the rumbling from her place pinned to his chest. Sam lowers his face to hers, searching her eyes as his lips hover inches from hers. She closes her eyes and kisses him eagerly. 

Sam’s kiss is aggressive. His tongue dominates her mouth relentlessly. His hands hold the sides of her face, guiding her jaw from one side of his, to the other, then back again.

They finally separate, a thin strand of saliva their only remaining connection. Mika holds Sam’s gaze as they both pant for air. Her tongue darts out of her open mouth and licks at the thread, causing it to break and plaster itself to her chin and neck. Sams eyes follow the movement, dark and dangerous with need.

Suddenly, Sam drags his tongue up her neck, licking a thick stripe all the way from her collarbone to her ear. Mika shivers. Goosebumps prickle all down that side of her body. Sam sucks her ear lobe into his mouth and Mika melts into him.

The incubus nudges her jaw with his nose and Mika wordlessly stretches her neck in the other direction. She pulls her hair to the side, exposing a long line of vulnerable flesh to him. Sam’s nose tickles her throat. She feels her pulse leap up to meet him.

He bites down. Hard.

Mika can only gasp as he sucks a bruise into her skin. Just as the pain begins to outweigh the pleasure, Sam turns the tides again, swirling his tongue along the tender flesh. Each circle stirs the energy in Mika’s core.

Sam detaches with a sharp pop. Mika immediately crashes her face into his. The kiss is all teeth and hot breath.

Mika bites at Sam’s lower lip, pulling it down with her as she breaks the kiss.  

Gold flickers across green eyes and Sam’s intensity is subdued by the shadow of a question on his face.

“Upstairs. Now.” Mika answers the unspoken words with a short command tinged with desperation.

She pushes off of the floor to wrap her legs around Sam’s middle. Strong arms support her lower back and head as Sam’s kisses her as he obeys her order.  

Mika suddenly finds herself breathless and laying in Sam’s bed. The incubus is kneeling over her, arms holding his face above her own. She watches Sam’s eyes as green is slowly overshadowed by gold, a warm buzz runs in ripples from her chest.

“Give me more, babe” Mika whines.

The full force of Sam’s enthrallment hits her like a tidal wave. For a moment all she can do is focus on his eyes, sharp and determined, to keep from drowning in it.

Then Sam is nipping his way along Mika’s jaw, each little bite earning him a small noise as Mika wiggles underneath him. He bites quickly just below her ear before running his tongue along her collarbone.

When his mouth reaches the strap of her dress he stops. She’s gently pulled to stand as her dress and his jacket are dragged off her shoulders and down her body.

Mika yanks Sam’s shirt over his head as he steps out of his jeans.

He trails sensual open-mouthed kisses from the base of her neck and over the swell of one breast.

Just as Sam’s face descends into her cleavage, he pops open the clasp in the back. Mika quickly tosses her bra to the floor.

Her head lolls backwards as teeth dig into the top of her breast, the sharp points of the demon’s canines send hot fire pooling between her legs.

His teeth drag lower, then bite cruelly at her nipple. Mika yelps then melts into a moan as Sam’s tongue flicks over the sensitive bud. Her fingers rake through his hair.

The other side gets the reverse treatment. Sam teases her nipple slowly  until it’s stiff and sensitive then delivers a sharp bite that leaves Mika’s head spinning. She clings to the back of Sam’s skull like a lifeline.

Sam kneels down and licks a stripe onto the underside of her breast. His hands rub up her back as he kisses down her ribs, then laps maddingly slowly at her hipbone.  

The heat between Mika’s thighs is becoming unbearable as his tongue inches ever closer to where she wants it most.

Sam finally reaches the top edge of her panties. His hands meander to her backside and slide the garment off her hips.

As her panties fall to the floor, Sam takes a deep inhale. Mika shudders.

His exhale sends hot air whispering across her clit. Mika swears under her breath.

The next thing she knows, Mika’s lying in the bed again. Sam’s kneeling between her legs sucking bruises into her inner thigh. Each sting draws another unbidden whimper from Mika’s mouth.

“Please please please please” she whispers, willing the demon’s mouth closer to her core where hot spiraling energy threatens to overwhelm her senses.

Finally, Sam runs his tongue up her slit to the bundle of nerves throbbing for his touch.

Mika and Sam groan in unison.

Suddenly, Sam’s head is buried between her legs. He laps at her clit like he’s starving for her juices, then switches to pushing his tongue inside her.

Mika keens. Her back arches off the bed as she pulls Sam impossibly closer to her.

He moves back to her clit and Mika bucks her hips into his face. She’s biting her lip as she grinds against him. The only thought in her mind is to chase her rapidly approaching peak.

Mika is suspended in ecstasy for several long moments. Her breath comes in ragged gasps.

The world is suddenly too bright. Mika lets out a high-pitched gasp as pleasure floods her body.

She relaxes as the sensation drains from her core down to where Sam’s tongue works in slow circles.

But Sam doesn’t stop. Mika writhes but Sam’s hands fly up to pin her to the bed. She whips her head to the side, chest heaving as she drowns in delicious, torturous, sensation. Her head thrashes to the other side as she struggles to fill her lungs.

A sharp suck causes Mika to scream as she is overcome by waves of pleasure once again.

Sam looks up at her as he licks his lips, eyes still intense with desire. Mika shudders under his stare. He stands between her legs and drags his hot gaze up and down her body.

Her eyes flick down, following the movement of his hand as he strokes himself.

“You’re mine Mika”, he growls, and Mika feels something flutter in her chest.

“Yes”, she breathes.

Sam’s hand moves faster, his jaw clenched tight. A few moments later hot cum lands on Mika’s chest and stomach.

The incubus collapses on the bed next to her. Mika manages to fight the jello feeling I her arms to trace her nails up and down his back as he breathes heavily into her neck.

After a few minutes the sticky sensation makes Mika squirm. She shifts to get up, but is pulled back down by her sleepy demon.

“Stay” he murmurs into her throat, sending shivers down her spine.

She kisses the top of his head, “I will. I just need to clean up—”

Sam moves to kneel over her, lightning quick. Before she can protest, he lowers his head to her chest and licks at the mess there. Mika squirms and squeaks, but Sam gently holds her down as he carefully licks her clean.

Mika’s entire body blushes bright red by the time he finishes and flops down next to her again. “Wha—?"

“You finally smell right” Is the only answer she gets before Sam pulls her in to spoon her from behind and falls asleep.

Mika sighs and melts into him, content to be in his arms.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bonus fluff!

Mika awakens to bright light streaming in an open window. She doesn’t remember leaving her blinds open.

Hot breath tickles the hairs at the back of her neck. Sam. She smiles and opens her eyes.

She’s in Sam’s room. Slightly unusual.

She’s naked. A hand cups her breast, and she can feel Sam pressed against her back and butt. That’s to be expected.

Mika stretches. Her entire body feels cramped and sore. She lets out a low hiss.

Sam stirs awake behind her, briefly holding her tightly before stretching himself.

“G’mornin’” the half-spoken words send a shiver down Mika’s spine.

She turns to plant a tender kiss on Sam’s cheek. Before she can open her mouth to respond her stomach lets out a loud gurgle.

Mika blushes as Sam laughs, “I’ll go see about breakfast”

Sam kisses the top of her head then ruffles her hair. Before she knows it, he’s slipping out the door.

Mika sits up and glances around the room. She eyes her clothes from the night before disdainfully. The dress is in a wrinkled heap and her underwear is in a sorry state from last night’s arousal.

 She digs shorts and a T-shirt from the drawer Sam left ajar and slips into them.

Mika’s bare feet slap against the stone floor as she trots down the stairs in search of food.

“Sam, I thought I told you to—” James’ shout dies in his throat as Mika pokes her head into the kitchen. James’ mouth shuts with an audible snap.

“Whoa!” Comes Matthew’s voice from behind his brother. “He really did a number on you!”

Mika feels her face heat as she turns and rushes to the bathroom, nearly running over Erik as he makes his way to the kitchen.

She locks the bathroom door behind her and turns to the mirror. She gasps as she takes in the bright purple blotches  on her neck, chin, and chest. She delicately pokes a finger into the largest one at the side of her throat and winces.

A timid knock at the door startles her. “Mika?” Sam’s voice is soft and laced with worry.

She stifles a sigh and exits the bathroom.

It’s Sam’s turn to wince when he sees his handiwork, “I guess I got a little carried away…” he starts. Mika holds up a hand and Sam stops talking.

“It’s not…bad. Just…a lot” she manages.

Sam opens his arms in invitation and Mika gratefully falls into him. “I love you, you know?” he kisses into her hair.

Mika grins, “yeah, I do.”

They’re allowed to kiss tenderly for a brief moment before Damien’s excited whooping can be heard from the dining room.

Sam holds up a middle finger in the general direction without breaking the kiss. Mika smiles into his lips and parrots the motion.

Soon the first floor is flooded with laughter.

[userwitchy]

Fresley + Loml by Taylor Swift

"i felt a hole like this, never before and ever since"

[ghcstcd]

I saw @/risunsky do a poll, and now I'm curious!

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

Y'all are really insane about my therapist escapades 😭😭😭

[stormyoceans]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbRuzkRakAID8t5?format=jpg&name=large

it will happen on 26 Nov, i am sure

LIVE HOUSE BEING OH-SO-CASUALLY ABSENT ON NOVEMBER 26??????? OH WE ARE MOST DEFINITELY GETTING GMMTV 2025 ON THAT DAY EVERYBODY MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND GET YOUR BINGO CARDS READY AND START MANIFESTING IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also good to know for future clownery that the event can happen on the same day that a series is airing since high school frenemy was confirmed to have 16 episodes) (also x2 not to be insufferable and toot my own horn but i love to be correct and right and spot on with my predictions may this winning streak keep going and apply to the actual line-up too 🕯️🙏🕯️)

[cloudbells]

Almost just blocked someone who didn't really deserve it. I just didn't like their Steve characterization for a second but that's how the cookie crumbles or...something.

Speaking of this, when people try to write Steve being a jackass, I think they often miss the mark by a longshot. And I think this is because MCU Steve doesn't really have a reference point. We don't have a clear understanding of what it would take for Steve to just be, well, mean without reason (even with reason he doesn't really take the chance, but that's a different post lol). And the things that make him snap are usually catastrophic events that aren't really happening in a lot of fics that aim for Steve having an asshole moment. So having him be a grade A asshole over something minor always reads off, no matter how ticked off he already is.

*The grating voice of someone who watched AV1 on mute* "But what about when he was being a total dick to Tony UNPROVOKED in the first Avengers movie?!" Shut up. "WHAT ABOUT CACW?!" I WILL--[CAR CRASH] AND THEN I'LL [SIRENS] TO WHERE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE AN OPINION EVER AGAIN!

I've actually read some people write MCU Steve with noticeable anger problems and they do it really well, so I am calm with the knowledge that it can be done.

[viridian-house]

EXCUSE ME NOT HIM PHRASING THIS LIKE AN INCENTIVE ‼️ I am WEAK

[magicalgirlagency]

I won't be doing my weekly tarot reading, due to the uncertainty of this social network's survival, as well as the internet as a whole. Not to mention how currently busy I am hunting for a job and studying for national exams.

In fact, I think I'll be working here much, much less from now on. Too much goin' on, and it's stressing me out.

I might be still available online for occasional chats on the DMs with my mutuals and stuff, but other than that, I don't think I'm in the right mindset to post/reblog anything.

And don't forget: Death to America, and so on and so forth.

[lesbian-in-leather]

So not to sound like absolutely insufferably out of my tree, but y'know all those joke posts like 'doing X would fix me'?? Well turns out they might not be that far off my dude because making out with a pretty girl literally fixed me this is wild as shit

Because like. Look, I'd never gotten an official diagnosis, but over the last few years (basically since lockdown) I have been exhibiting a lot of the symptoms of ocd, and they've only been getting worse. They were kinda present before that, but during quarantine everything kinda exploded in my brain, and it got to a very severe level where I was lowkey hurting myself because of how my brain was working (washing my hands so frequently the skin was cracking and peeling, repeatedly scratching at my skin if it felt unclean and I was unable to wash it, etc)

And then I made out with the girl I like

And now I'm like. Fine

Like???? I don't know how else to explain it, but over the last few days it's just,,, not been bothering me? I'm still kinda lowkey Aware of the things that used to make me feel intensely Unclean, and yet, they just. Straight up do not bother me anymore. I'm very much hoping this keeps up, and I'm taking it slow for now, but touch-wood it seems to have gone back to pre-covid times

Disclaimer: I've done some research and it seems that worsening ocd symptoms can be linked to increase stress and feelings of being out of control, which also makes sense in the way that the night I was making out with a girl was ALSO perhaps the first time in my adult life that I have truly felt in control of my own life, and like an actual adult with no one treating me like a child or belittling me or a myriad of other issues that come with My Family. but it's also infinitely funnier to say it was the making out in particular

So yeah. Making out with a pretty girl fixed me lmao. Pass it on

[ultramarine-spirit]

I got new Lucas merch! The memo pad from volume 5's limited edition. Aren't you a little too beautiful?

[rocketonthemoon]

my favorite thing about this time of year is digging way way way into my likes and going OH YEAH THIS IS GOOD and shoving it all into the birthday queue

[shinayashipper]

THIS ISN'T A DRILL!!! New merch and We Got Them 🥺🥺🥺💙💜💙💜

FREAKING OUT i'mm so Happy I absolutely LOVE how we got a Kaiba SMILING there he's so Happy he got to be together with Yugi in the same merch line again after so long (Delusional) <3

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