#y’all’d’ve is ‘you all would have’ in 1.5 syllables

[madstronaut]

my college roomies were from georgia. They taught me not only to use but also conjugate y’all -im talking advanced levels (all y’all) and expert level (y’all’d’ve <- yes that’s a real fucking thing) and also how to properly eat grits. Bless their hearts (affectionate)

also fought like cats and dogs, bless their hearts (malicious)

also taught me context of “bless your hearts”

also got besties in austin who I see quite often and every other you or all is a y’all