#y’all have seen those bendy rulers right?

[reallybadrebelsheadcanons]

Hera: No offence Sabine, but you don’t exactly give off heterosexual vibes...

Sabine: What? *splutters* How dare you??? I am the as straight as a ruler! I am the straightest person ever!

Hera: ...

Hera: I have a link to your Spotify and your number one most listened to song is Girls by Girl in Red.

Sabine: Yeah okay.