#y r u so bad at women malcolm

[ommsims]

Joaquin: *spouting crap in the distance, I can’t even bring myself to write more dialogue for him ugh*

Luna: “Would you look at that... Interesting.”

Malcolm: *seemingly out of nowhere* “What’s interesting?”

Luna: “Malcolm don’t do that. You scared me.”

Malcolm: *scoffs* “Why? You got something to hide?”

Luna: “No! Why would you say that?”

Malcolm: “You had your scheming face on. *laughs* I can hear the wheels turning from a mile away.”

Luna: “That’s absurd! I do not have a ‘scheming face’. This is my normal face.”

Malcolm: "I’ll let you in on a little secret Luna. When you scheme you do this little thing; you raise an eyebrow, usually your left, and you smirk. I’d call it cute but then again I’m not really into manipulative women.”

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