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[cerberusfavorite]

Overly-Specific Character Profile

Created by @riordanverserpdatabase

Character Name: Maverick

Age: 19

What they usually smell like: Smoke and Sandalwood

Their go-to drink: Coffee

Do they alter their clothes?: No, he has no sewing knowledge

How do they sleep: E V E R Y W H E R E, He is a mover in his sleep and tends not to wake up in the same place the next day. He only manages to stay a little still is when he cuddles someone to sleep

The weirdest dream they had: That his dad (Hades) had dragged him into the underworld for a coordination to be the next God of the Underworld so he could take a vacation, only for Mav to be siting on the throne totally naked and being yelled at by his birth mom.

Do they wear designer brands: On occasion. Maverick isn’t really attached to any brand in particular, though he loves Vans

How often do they shower: Given they live at a summer camp, winter will be usually up to 3 days between with summer moving days to 1-2, depending on the activities

How many steps are in their skincare routine: 1, soap (Yes, you read that right. He uses the same soap from his body to his face)

What are they afraid of: His Birth Parents, Failure, heights, loud noises, balloons

Are they a germaphobe: Yes

Which parent are they closest to and why: Hades. While he might have not been there in the touching, physical sense, Maverick had always had a special sort of feeling. When Maverick’s religious parents would make him pray, he found that the ‘God’ that would listen every time, no matter what it was about, turned out to be Hades. Money would appear in times of his need in subtle ways, things would turn out better in most situations. When Maverick finally prayed one night about a decision that would end up taking him physically to Hades, his dad even appeared to him, encouraging him not to, then guided him out and gave him everything he needed to leave to Camp Halfblood. Maverick is very protective of his dad, and still prays to him every week, and will often say a few words to his Step-mom, offering them both food at dinner.

Their favorite food and why they like it: Potatoes, usually in fry form and covered in another food (Like Poutine, or nacho cheese) It’s filling and can always be different, paired with another food or eaten on it’s own

Any accessories they wear with special meanings: The bracelet Peter gave them to connect him to the Poly, a simple black cord with the camp beads and a silver skull in the middle with red gems in the eyes that he had since being a child, along with rings given as birthday gifts

Something they would never tell anyone: His history with his birth family, and his fear of ballon’s

Something they wish everyone knew about them: He’s always open to talking to anyone and everyone, not matter the God or Demigod

If deified, what would their domain be: God of Grieving, Death Guide for Animals, and Last Wills of the Dead

Are they sure of their sexuality or questioning: Questioning, given Maverick was sure he was Gay until he met Jesse

Their favorite genre for movies: Animated/ Family movies, given they are usually very good and always have a happy ending

A unique and unusual power they have: Maverick is able to actually touch ghosts, given his ability to hear them and offers his assistance to those with their final unheard wishes. He can pass on messages by being a conduits between the ghost he can see and hear, touching them and also touching the person they intent to speak to.

Short Answer Question:

If there was a spider in the house, what do they do?

Call Peter to handle it, and carries Ryder outside to relax and stay away from the scary bug

When they like someone, how do they show it? (Romantically or Platonically)

Romantically: A lot of touching and flirting, given Maverick hasn’t received a lot of touch ever in his life, he saves it only for the people he is really attracted to. He tends to be repulsed by touch from anyone else

Platonically: Seeking them out, asking them questions, offering to do services for them. Maverick is usually reserved, so him going out of his way means he is intending to impress

If they woke up as the opposite gender, what would they do first:

Lock themselves into their bedroom

[cades-outsider]

Hawk fluff Alphabet Head-con

Warnings: None

Hawk fluff Head-con

A= Attractive: What does Hawk find attractive about you?

Your eyes, the first time you guys met your eyes are definitely one of the things that brings him closer to you, and your personality.

B= Baby: What nicknames does he use for you?

Always princess, sometimes baby, and Y/n/n but mostly princess.

C= Cuddles: What cuddle position does he like most?

He loves to be the big spoon, it makes him feel like he’s protecting you. Plus he just likes feeling like the man in the relationship.

D= Day: What do you both do during the day?

Mostly sparing at the dojo, or eating victory nachos together and enjoying each others presents.

E= Equal: Are you both fair in the relationship?

Sometimes, Hawk likes to be more dominant in the relationship but he’s never unfair to the point a fight could break out.

F= Fighting: Do you guys fight?

Surprisingly, you guys don’t fight like at all. There’s still apart of Eli inside of him, and he would never risk losing you.

G= Gratitude: How great full is Hawk?

Sometimes Hawk can take things for granted but you always manage to make him see the pros and cons in situations.

H= Honest: Does Hawk keep secrets from you?

Nope, not at all. His motto is happy girl, happy life and he isn’t to good at keeping secrets as well as you’d think anyways.

I= Intimacy: How intimate is Hawk?

He is so intimate and not just in public, he always makes sure to make you feel happy and pleased.

J= Jealousy: How jealous can Hawk get?

Hawk can get very jealous, he can sometimes get overprotected but not toxic overprotective.

K= Kissing: Is Hawk a good kisser? What are they like?

He is a great kisser, he’s supper passionate with the kisses. Hawk always makes the kiss super pleasurable for you both.

L= Love: How in love is Hawk?

Hawk is really in love, he dedicates his heart in yours and protects it with his life.

M= Marriage: Does Hawk want to get married?

Yes, eventually hawk would like for you two to get married. It’s part of his dreams in the future.

N= Nice: How nice is Hawk in the relationship?

Hawk is super nice, he always plays fair and does anything you want him to do... this boy is love struck.

O= On cloud nine: What is Hawk like when in love?

He is very clingy and touch starved, he always wants to be close to you. Hawk is gentle and very caring.

P= PDA: How is Hawk with PDA?

PDA with hawk is as you would think, always touching, kisses in the middle of the hallway, waist holding, hand holding, you name it.

Q= Quirk: Random ability Hawk has that helps the relationship?

  His ability to always keep that same passion and love in the relationship always switching things up and keeping it exciting.

R= Romance: How romantic is Hawk?

He doesn’t really know much since technically you’re his first everything, but he gets a few tips off line and does pretty good.

S= Style: What's the style in the relationship?

Clothes wise Hawk is comfortable, but slightly edgy with a tad bit of spice at times.

T= Thrill: Does Hawk like to take risks?

  Yes Hawk loves taking risks and trying new things that you’re both comfortable with of course.

U= Understanding: How understanding is Hawk?

He’s not a pro, but with time he gets more understanding and allows himself to trust more with you.

V= Value: How important is the relationship to Hawk?

  It’s very important to him, he doesn’t take it for granted that’s one thing he doesn’t take for granted.

W= Wild Card: What does he love most about you?

Like I said your eyes, he loves the emotion and love they hold for him.

X= Xoxo: How affectionate is Hawk behind closed doors?

  He is super affectionate and cuddly towards you even more behind closed doors.

Y= Yearning: How well does Hawk cope with you being sad?

Not well, he sees you cry and he starts crying surprisingly.

Z= Zeal: Is Hawk willing to go to extreme lengths for the relationship?

  Yes, he is willing to jump off of anything just to save the relationship.

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This was requested!!!

[valdangelodumbasses]

Valdangelo Headcannons #1

Leo and Nico are both introverts but Nico loves affection

Leo made Nico tiramisu once and he swallowed it faster than Percy could ever

Leo couldn't look him in the eyes for a week or he got so flustered

Nico is lawyer bf 

and a demon at monopoly; him playing w/ Annie is the worst.

gamers! both like monster (specifically mango loco) but Nico also loves tropical redbull

Nico teaches Leo and hazel how to play so they can battle 2v2

Nico wipes the floor and Leo is just glad he understands half the rules

Nico and Leo wear heels. 

and they're good at it too.

Confident Nico>>>>>>  

Leo has a fucking heart attack when Nico pins him to a wall

Leo makes Nico laugh with his jokes and shitty pickup lines

but when Uses shitty pickup lines on him he steals them, after he stops looking like a tomato

Nico does Cosplay and they cosplay together and its so fucking rad

making out while baking/cooking? more likely than u think

Leo tells Nico he looks cute one day b4 they started dating and Nico is like: Is this friendly affection

Caffeine addicts rise up

but Nico hates coffee and honestly same

teas n energy drinks>>> 

Leo is a fucking swine who mixes all his foods and Nico nearly vomits bc he wont let his food even touch goddamit

Piper and Hazel being wingman while Percy and Jason are the matchmakers

p r a n k s

like so goddam many

they are unstoppable and they pin it on the Stolls

or Leo gets caught

Nico n e v e r does bc like? scary emo kid? prankster? nah, NAh,

he sticks his tongue out at leo anytime leo gets caught

bisexual leo or gay leo? leo doesn't even know!

all he knows is that nicos hot and has a cute butt & personality

nico is a theater gay

he sings every musical

his favorites are Heathers, Beetle juice, Legally blond, and the greatest showman

Leo has theater kid energy but probably works the tech stuff

he likes heathers, Chicago, legally blond, Grease, and dear evan Hansen the best

Hamilton is neither of their favorites yet they end up dueting it all the time

Art kid and Repair kid>>>>>>>>>>>>

Percy sees them kiss after dating (and kissing) for 6 months and wait yall are friends?

Hes slow but he means well, Nico sticks his tongue in leo's mouth after percy says that

he's like  “O H , sorry im dumb”

“jackpot” “Valdez shush”

they talk abt their moms

angsty emo boys listen to greenday

and every other emo band

Leo calls Nico mammacita once

never again (Nico started crying)

why? It was commonplace used by his uncles and grandpa

Nico demands leo call him that more though

Leo is Hesitant but obliges

mexican or italian food restaurant arguments

leo steals nicos breadsticks even tho he has some

nico steals leo's nachos when he has his own

they're petty? yes but petty and in love!

and gay/ did i mention g a y 

Demiboy leo rights

leos a fuckin lefty

Trans Nico rights mtf or ftm rights

nico may not be trans but he's also demiboy

demi boys calling each other they all day because nobody uses the they in he/they (speaking as a demigirl)

If nico IS trans tho hades 100% uses magic to transition Nico bc yes good dad

laughing abt trauma and they're friends are like: NO

memes

“get ur hands off my bf”

“kick their ass baby i got cho flower”

imagine, just imagine nico fussing over leos hair because curly is the cutest

leo fusses over nicos when he's in a slump and brushes his hair

skincare is vital to both

Leo does engineering n shit but does it for like 16 hours straight much to everyone's dismay, but Nico who has (arguably) fresh eyes and make sure his physics is right

Nico loves physics fight me

but nico sleeps like 4 times a week for 3 hours or 3 days a week for 12 hours

Insomnia gang don’t rise up go to fuckin sleep 

will keeps giving them melatonin and they always forget to take ti and will is going to fuckin murder them maybe then they'll sleep

u know that comic where they naruto kiss S P I D E R M A N  K I S S I E S

nico hangs like a bat and leo is a memelord

nico also loves spider man

they def try to make spider man gear but annie smashes the shit out of it

dorks! comic!

omg comic book shop au nico owns it

soulmate au where u loose shit n it goes to ur soulmate

nico has NO clue what the hell to do with all this nails n hammers n shit

Leo builds stuff out of nicos lost mytho dupes 

Leo doesnt know what to do with his underwear, or all the mcdonalds receipts and the crumpled up sketches and sketch books

anyway

aphrodite ships it as she SHOULD and hades n heppy do too

why did i cal hephaestus heppy ? idk maybe aphrodite calls him that

They both hate yoga with a passion

does nico have an obsession with spn or does he hate it sm that he watches it ?

its as ambiguous as leo's sexuality!

Leos like what if i'm straight

then nico walks in 

No he's definitely not straight

who even heard of greeks being straight smh

Nico in miniskirts, aline, or any skirt makes leo go brrrrrrr

he wears leggings or tights under them though

Nico also wears leggins to bed

or the fluffy pants he steals from leo so leo doesn't have any pants

“IM FEELINGS DEVIOUS AND LOOKING GLAMORUS-”

band band band band band band band band band  Nico can sing and leo plays drums

Nico and katie are friends and Nico has a green thumb so leo is surprised when nico has more houseplants than crowley (Good omens)

He has tons of hanging and not hanging terrariums

Leo tries not to set them on fire

After Leo and Nico start hanging out more Nico bribes Lou Ellen to make his plants fire proof

they are now

Nico knows how to fire a gun and he's good at it

Pirate Nico!! 

Leo and Hades get along well

So does Nico and heppy

the parents get along too but they diss heras bad mothering

Nico gets de aged and leo is ???? but he's so CUTE AND TINY

Leo babysits him for a week in the bunker and nobody even knows until Percy and Will goes in there looking for him

Nico and Clarisse sparing? Sweaty bf? Leo loves it and chris and leo are just staring and say “yes”

Nico has freckles and leo kisses each one

Leo has these really dark freckles spread across his body but they aren't as frequent as freckles?? y'all know what i mean? ne way nico kisses them

Leo uses Yall. 

It rubs off on nico

jason is a die hard anti y’all

they annoy the shit out of him

Cuddles

nico and leo having bakeoffs

Nico asking piper for advice but editing it so its not super obvious its leo

She figures it out and tells leo like any good bff

nico promptly leaves camp when leo busts in asking if he has a crush on him

hades laughs but understands

leo sulks back to piper and percy is there and Percy got no chill

so he goes down there

Hades ain't too happy w that but Nico just gets so embarrassed and goes back with him

Hephaestus and aphro watching this go down like a romcom

I'm getting tired so im going to stop here anyway stan valdangelo for clear skin

[aeipcthys]

— the girl you can't stop thinking about

╰ ❛   💉 — › meghann fahy. cis-female. she/her.  ╯ have  you  met  laurel davis  yet  ?  this  twenty  seven  year  old  sagittarius has  been  living  in the seattle  area  for  four  years.  she  makes  a  living  as  a  fourth  year  surgical  resident,  which  is best suited for their affable,  vibrant,  rebellious,  and  irrational personality. my type by saint motel  is  one of. their  favorite  songs.

full character page + bio here

G E N E R A L

FULL NAME: laurel lynn davis

NICKNAME(S): laur, davis

TROPE: the siren

B A S I C S

AGE: twenty-seven (27)

BIRTHDAY: december 21, 1994

NATIONALITY: american

ETHNICITY: white - irish, italian

GENDER: cisgender woman

PRONOUNS: she/her/hers

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: panromantic

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual

POLITICAL AFFILIATION: liberal

RELIGION: former protestant

OCCUPATION: ent surgical resident 

LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: english

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: roommates w/ alyiah thompson

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

PARENTS: ellen davis (mother), james davis (father)

SIBLINGS: none.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER(S): none.

CHILDREN: none.

CLOSEST FRIENDS: alyiah thompson, benjamin morgan (mentor)

RIVALS: tbd.

ENEMIES: matilda chambers (ish)

P H Y S I C A L   T R A I T S

FACECLAIM: meghann fahy

EYE COLOR: blue

HAIR COLOR: blonde-brunette

HEIGHT: 5′4

BODY BUILD: slim

NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: big smile

AESTHETIC/STYLE: fashionable, put together, sexy 

P E R S O N A L I T Y

POSITIVE TRAITS: affable, vibrant, friendly, supportive, hard-working

NEGATIVE TRAITS: rebellious, irrational, perfectionist, resentful

SLEEPING HABITS: sleeps soundly buried under tons of covers and surrounded by pillows

EXERCISE HABITS: tries yoga & pilates, always sucks at each; likes the idea of racquetball, but has never played (or seen someone play) racquetball

TYPICAL MOOD/EXPRESSION: smile

SOCIABILITY: friendly, social, personable

ZODIAC SIGN: sagittarius

MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good

ENNEAGRAM: type seven - the enthusiast

MBTI: esfp

HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff

DRUG USE: marijuana occasionally 

ALCOHOL USE: yes

M I S C E L L A N E O U S

SKILLS: surgery, making people smile, planning elaborate pranks

HOBBIES: sewing, knitting, crocheting, attending parties, throwing parties, sexy times 

FEARS/PHOBIAS: enclosed spaces, inadequacies

FAVORITES: summer, vibrant colors, bad bitch music, nachos, those blue cheese olives that come in martinis, whiskey sours 

B I O G R A P H Y

Read her revised biography here.

P L O T S / C O N N E C T I O N S 

A DISTRACTION: no significant others, just distractions please

MEET HER MATCH: someone with laurel’s same energy -- that non-committal, reveler, free spirit type -- but they hate each other. a hateship, if you will.

PARTY HARDY: let laurel throw a rager; that’s it. just a rager. 

[many-fandoms-lover]

Neo Cortex pt2

  There will be an alternate ending with this part.

......................................................................................................................................................                        

  *After defeating both N.Tropies*

"Right!Now that we've wrended things, we can take you anywhere,anywhen...after we rest."-says Kapuna-Wa-"For now I can only get us as far as the culinary capital of the universe: Neon City!

"Hmm...nachos."-says Akano walking through rift with everybody.

     *In Neon City*

"Do you know any good restaurants here?"-asks Cortex

"Yeah.One of them is quite nearby, why?"-says Tawna with curious

"Oh nothing.I just want to take this beautiful lady here..."-says Cortex as he points at you-"...on a date"

You couldn't hide your blush at his statement while the rest of the gang had quite dumbfolded faces.

    *On the restaurant*

"Sooo, why so much fancy place for a date?"-you ask while sitting at the table with Neo.

"Why? Because you my dear, deserves the best."-he says taking your hand in his.-"Also as I said earlier I want to make it up to you our lost time.So I thought that romantic dinner would be a good start."

"Ohh. I didn't expect you are a romantic type."-you say and giggle

"I try. Especially for the woman I love such a long time and now she is sitting here with me."-says Noe and you colud see hearts in his eyes.

"Such a sweet-talker"

You both stared at each other for a while.

"Hmm...(Y/N)?"

"Yes?"

"Maybe it's not the time, but may I kiss you?"-he asks shyly

"O-of course. You don't need to ask"

You start to lean in and your lips met in short but sweet kiss full of love.

"I love you, (Y/N)(S/N)."-he says after breaking the kiss

"And I love you, Neo Cortex. No matter what happened. Let's eat and don't let Crash, Coco and the rest wait."

"Yes, right"

    *Timeskip* with the guys

"I liked the pickled wumpa leaves"-says Coco

"So, (Y/N), if I can ask, how was your date, hmm?"-whispers Tawna

"You know, eating , talking, just a simple date"-you answer slightly blushing

"MMhhhmm."

You rolled your eyes and smiled at her remark.

"Oh Cortex you CAD! Why did you not see it before? Muahaha!"-says Cortex while taking Kapuna-Wa with him and run

"What is he doing?"-you asks with desbelief. While Tawna and Dingodile help Crash and Coco jump on the ship

"Tawna, I need to go with them"

"You sure?"

"Yes"-you answer and jump on the ship with Tawnas and Dingodiles help.

       Before you can met with both bandicoots, you saw as they jump through the rift. You jump after them and immediately recognized the place, it was Cortex castle from that night when you run with bandicoots. While you were searching for any signs of Crash or Coco, the assistants took you and placed you in the cage.

"That's how I end? I was so stupid to believe yhat he is gong to change."-you say to yourself sitting in the cage and felling tears in your eyes.

"(Y/N), love, what are you doing here?"-you look up from from the place you are sitting and see Neo

"I can ask you the same question and don't call me'love'. What are you doing? I thought you are going to change for a better bud it was a lie.."-you say with cracking voice, avoiding his gaze

"Darling ,please, let me explain. Let's talk.."

"Now you want to talk! Ok, let's talk. I have one question."

"Yes?"

"Do you really love me or it was just a lie to manipulate us with thinking that you are a good guy?"

"Of course I love and I want to be with you. I love everything about you your eyes, your hair, your smile..."

"So, why are you doing this? Can we not go back to our future and lived there without this whole circus?"

"Maybe you are right. B-but this bandicoot... I need to fix the past."-he says opening the cage and running though the corridor.

"Neo,wait!"-you yell after him but he didn't listen. You've done one thing you could do right now, go out of the cage to find Crash and Coco and stop Cortex.'Why you have to be so stubborn Cortex?'

        *Timeskip*After final fight with Cortex

"Not like this."-future Neo says lying on the floor before boxes lands on his head

"Hmm, must 've taken a hit to the old temporal lobe. But a fallen foe can only mean one thing...it came to blows and I WON."-his past self says before he ran to exit-"My new Generals first order of business will be to dispose of you."

"You..Stay"-says Akano crushing Cortex on the floor

"Ugh..what are you going to do to me?-says Cortex

"Nuh-uh-uh! Looks like somebody needs a little time out..."-says Kapuna

"...somewhere he can cause any trouble"-says Lani-Loli

"Enjoy the end of the universe!"-says Ika-Ika. But before they throw Cortex into the rift, you run to the room.

"Guys,wait! Leave him."

"What!? What are you doing, (Y/N)?"-asked Coco

"Maybe it will sound stupid but despite what he did I still love him, even when he broke my heart few hours ago because of this. I will take care of him."-you assure them

"Do what you think is right."-says Aku-Aku

"Thank you. Kapuna, can you and others transport us back to our times and drop me and Neo to mu home? It will be great!"

"No problem."

Before you go with Cortex, you turn around to the others.

"Guys, you are free to visit in any time you want. You know where to find me."

"Of course (Y/N) and thanks for the help."-says Coco

        *Your house*( some random island)

"Oh thank you,(Y/N)..."-Cortex starts with sigh of relief

"Shh, don't say a word right now! I still consider if I want to slap you because of what you did or kiss you because I run at time to save you."-you say angry not looking at him.

"I would prefer the second option."-he whispers

"You want to know why I saved you, because I must be kind-hearted or stupid to still have a soft spot for you. Even when you broke my heart because of your ambition and stuborness."-you sat sadly at the table and stare at your hands. Neo seeing this came to your side, take your hand and give it the light kiss.

"I'm so sorry, darling. I didn't want to upset you. Please, my love, don't cry. I did what I did because I couldn't stand thwe thought I let you go that day and I wanted to get rid of this bandicoots and stop you from leaving."-Neo says

"But,I thought that you were happy that we reunite after this long time."

"I was and I am happy. Believe me. Now , I know that I was so selfish.And I only hurt you, the woman I love. Please, will you forgive, my love? I promise I will never do such things again."-he says while peppering your hand with kisses and squeezing it lightly.

You look at him in the eyes and see sorrow and regret. You squeezed back his hand which hold yours and curl lips in a small smile.

"Neo, honey. I believe you and I forgive you."-you say and lean in to kiss his cheek

"Thank you,(Y/N).For giving me a second chance."-he says with smile and kiss you happily giving you a hug. You hugged back and both of you stay like this for a while enjoying the moment. Until you decided to break the silence.

"So, do you want a small detour around the house? You will live here with me after all."-you say smiling at him

"I would be honored, darling."

       *Timeskip* few months later

During this months Cortex did everything to show how much he cherish you and love  you to prove that he is a better man. Crash and the others payed you a visit a few times and were in complete shock seeing as Cortex change his attitude.

Now you are sitting on a comfortable chair and read a book at peace. A the same time Neo is outside and hold a small ,velvet box with a beautiful ring inside in his hand. His head is clouded by many thoughts. 'If it's to early for this, if you say yes, what if you say no.'

You look up from your book and look at his back.'He stands there quite a long time. Is something wrong?'-you thought and stand to meet him outside.

"Honey, is everything alright? You stand here for a while. I'm started to worry."-you say with concern, walking to him. When he heard your voice, he quickly hide box in his pocket and turn around to face you with smile.

"My love, yes, everything is fine.You don't need to worry. I just need some fresh air that's all."-he say scratching the back of his neck

"Okaay. But please, tell me if something is bothering you."

"Actually there is one thing."-he say, taking your hands and kneel on one knee.Your eyes went wide and you stand still and waiting for him to continue.-"(Y/N), love of my life. I know it may be a little to early but I can't wait any longer to ask you this question. Will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?"

"Neo Periwinkle Cortex, of course I will marry you."-you say and kiss him. He kissed back and smile , showing you the velvet box and sliding ring on your finger.

"Just think.Soon we will get married and after that there will be little children running around the house."

"I thought, I am the woman in this relationship."-you laugh lightly at his comment.-"But, if you want to, we could speed up a little part with children."

"What!? Like, r-right now ?"-he asks with shock and amazement. You only nod, take his hand and drag him to your shared bedroom.

THE END

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Omg, I saw that you opened requests again sooo yeehaw!...Can I request hc's of the Jojo's and s/o going to Disneyland? Thanks and also congrats on hitting 1k, mama morgy!!! You deserve it for being a crack headed, chaotic clown 25/8 💓💘💗💖💝 - Crocyoin anon

C R O C Y O I N A N O N this is v v late yikes but thancc u uwu

Jonathan:

- Oh but he’s absolutely thrilled when you first tell him to go to what’s possibly the best amusement park ever. He instantly agrees with a beaming smile as he tells you that he’ll make sure that you two have the greatest day in history.

- He actually doesn’t like rollercoasters so please do not subject the poor man to this, he may look all tough and strong but he really can’t handle the adrenaline. On the other hand he pretty much enjoys the ferris wheel as well as the boat rides. He also has a bit of a sweet tooth and will be buying plenty of cotton candy all with a small blush. But who could blame him really?

- Makes it a goal to win at games for you, especially if you point out a certain prize. He’s a bit rusty at first but quickly regains his composure and eventually manages to win you the prize that you wanted, handing it over to you with a proud little smile.

Joseph:

- Fucking C H A O S dude. The instant you mention Disneyland to him he’s jumping up and down like a toddler while saying that you pack your shit because you two are leaving NOW.

- Rollercoasters, haunted houses etc. he tries them all one by one and you absolutely cannot stop him. If you are weak hearted then good luck because even if he’s lowkey scared of all the adrenaline inducing attractions (especially the haunted house) he’s still going to be stubborn and push through just for the thrill.

- After screaming like a little girl for hours he then proceeds to stuff his face with caramel popcorn, hotdogs, nachos and basically all snacks that he sees. You sometimes wonder how he has such a toned body because goddamn does he have one wacky ass diet. By the end of the day you both are tired out of your minds and once you return home he plops down onto the couch and sleeps for almost 2 days straight.

Jotaro:

- A bit of a killjoy at first because he fucking complains the entirety of time. As you two arrive he keeps complaining about how you dragged him with you and that he totally didn’t wanna be here anyway.

- Absolutely refuses to get on a rollercoaster but if you tease/pester him enough he’ll just do it out of spite only to show you that he ain’t no pussy. And he really does take it well until the most intense part kicks in and he’s turning paler than a ghost.

- Afterwards he tells you to never subject him to something like this ever again with the dirtiest of glares. And he means it because goddamn he just wanted to relax while eating a hotdog but you just had to drag him along to all sorts of wacky attractions. The only upside is that he had won a dolphin plush at a game and you bet your ass that he’ll cherish it forever.

Josuke:

- Much like Joseph he’s immediately thrilled and demands that you two go to Disneyland right in this second. And not even 2 hrs later you arrive there and he quite literally snatches your hand and starts dragging you along to basically all the attractions.

- Thinks he’s hot stuff so first thing first he gets on the very cursed rollercoaster only to start screaming in fear the second it begins. After you two get off he keeps denying ever being scared in the first place, all while still shaking and being pale in the cheeks of course. He ain’t fooling no one.

- The same thing happens when the both of you enter the haunted house too and so the day passes with him constantly getting scared out of his mind because he has a preference for c u r s e d attractions. He too takes a big ass nap right after you return home since all the adrenaline proved to be a bit too much for him to handle.

Giorno:

- A fucking pro at all the games, you literally can’t change my mind. Just tell him exactly what plushie you got your eyes on and not even five seconds later the man will win it for you all nonchalantly.

- Furthermore, he takes rollercoasters pretty damn well. Even if they lowkey give him anxiety he’s a master at masking his emotions although you’d still be able to see that he’s a shade paler than usual. Honestly he’d much rather be on a boat ride or a ferris wheel, but he’ll suck it up for you.

- He also kinda dislikes the snacks since he considers them to be too unhealthy for him but with enough pressure he’ll still try some popcorn/nachos. It’s almost funny how hard he tries denying enjoying them in the first place but in reality he lowkey loves them.

[lowellchanning]

Q U O T E

Courage is not the absence of fear but the judgment that something else is more important than fear.

B A S I C S

NAME lowell thibodeaux channing NAME MEANING since lowell’s father passed before he was born, lowell’s mom, birdie, wanted to honor her late husband in naming their son. channing means young wolf, so she chose lowell, meaning little wolf, as a way to carry on her husband’s legacy. thibodeaux, meaning bold or brave, is birdie’s maiden name. NICKNAMES in college when he grew a beard each basketball season he garnered the name sasquatch, sometimes shortened to squatch. some of his coworkers call him that around the station. GENDER cis male PROUNOUNS he/him AGE thirty-two BIRTHDAY august 13 BIRTH PLACE new orleans, lousiana

F A M I L Y

PARENTS guy channing (father; deceased), birdie (mother; surname tbd); charles (step-dad; surname tbd) SIBLINGS step-sister (name tbd; wanted connection here!) PETS gus, a rhodesian ridgeback

A P P E A R A N C E 

FACE CLAIM derek theler BUILD 6′5, athletic. lowell’s muscles have always tended to be defined without him having to put too much effort into it, though that doesn’t mean he doesn’t put in the hours needed both for his health and his profession. lowell balances his love of junk food and midnight snacks with lean proteins and plenty of greens. HAIR light brown. the longer it gets, the more curl and texture it has, and lowell takes the time to style it properly. when he grows a beard his whiskers tend to be more on the ginger rather than brunette side of things. EYES blue DISTINGUISHING MARKS surgical scar on his left elbow from fixing a break sustained during a basketball game when he was 12. TATTOOS wolf paw print between his shoulder blades STYLE modern, casual comfort. shorts, tanks, jeans, t-shirts, and flannels. ACCESSORIES his father’s watch. lowell doesn’t wear it on his wrist, but it’s usually in one of his pockets, or kept safe and tucked away in his nightstand. HYGIENE lowell sometimes showers multiple times a day, and has for years depending on sport practices, games, and workouts, and then on work calls SCENT le labo santal 33; sandalwood and leather

P S Y C H O L O G Y

LANGUAGES english and some creole phrases/expressions VOCABULARY average-ish. he can figure out ‘big’ words with good context, and got used to looking things up from a young age. MEMORY keeping a calendar and to-do lists on his phone is needed more so for organizational and focus TEMPERAMENT sanguine  LEARNING STYLE mainly kinaesthetic, but there are some auditory elements that work for lowell. EMOTIONAL STABLITY pretty high, though that’s because lowell’s worked hard (after some rough teenage years) to have a steady foundation, which his job definitely depends on. sometimes he still bottles things up and will release it all during a workout, but over the years he’s learned when to confront something head-on rather than allowing it to fester. 

C H A R A C T E R

PRIORITIES carrying for others and most importantly his family, both familial and found MOTIVATION making his family proud SELF CONFIDENCE lowell’s always had confidence in his physical abilities. it’s his intelligence where his confidence will at times waiver, but he feels like he’s found a profession that allows him to shine. SELF CONTROL lowell had to learn some level of discipline pretty early on when it came to managing sports and academics. those lessons his mom helped instill have carried through to adulthood and lowell’s career choices. HOBBIES playing music, basketball, outdoor adventures, camping, gardening MANNERISMS usually a bouncing leg/knee when sitting still, especially for too long. running his hands through his hair when talking. touching his neck when nervous. scratching his forehead or cheek when stumped and trying to come up with an answer so he won’t feel dumb. also saying his sirs or ma’ams or missus as his mother taught and expected of him. HABITS after failed medication attempts, lowell found that yoga helps center and focus his mind, plus has improved his overall flexibility, which helps on the job, so he does at least a short routine every morning. on saturdays or sundays, depending on his shifts, he’ll make a big breakfast spread, have hot chocolate (sometimes with coffee), and do a crossword puzzle, because having to look up clues on his phone isn’t cheating, it’s just learning. ABILITIES strength and endurance. musicality. empathy.  INEPTITUDES lowell isn’t the brightest crayon in the toolshed, and had to put forth a lot more effort than most when it came to learning and course work in school. he also can’t dance. whatever grace and agility he has when it comes to athletics, and the fact that he can drum and keep a beat, goes completely away the moment he steps on a dance floor.  SOFT SPOTS animals, tiny humans, and other people who have suffered loss GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT graduating college, then the firefighter academy, and passing his EMSVO, EMT, and AEMT certifications WESTERN ZODIAC leo CHINESE ZODIAC dragon PRIMAL SIGN orca HOGWARTS hufflepuff ONE SONG "in the air tonight" phil collins ONE BOOK the giving tree shel silverstein ONE MOVIE mrs. doubtfire

P R E F E R E N C E S

LIKES the tired feeling in his muscles and bones after a productive and intense workout or physical call. tacos. pizza. nachos. whoopie pies. his mom’s etouffee and po-boys. root beer floats. spending the day out in nature. gaming. sports. DISLIKES moxie. salt and vinegar chips. ranch dressing. still not a huge fan of maine winters but dealing with it. KINKS consensual voyeurism. PET PEEVES people who are rude to service workers. the trend of crank 9-1-1 calls on tiktok.

H O M E  +  W O R K  +  E D U C A T I O N

HOMETOWN new orleans, lousiana (until 14); somerton, maine CURRENT RESIDENCE bridgeport, row house TRADITIONS sunday family dinners HIGH SCHOOL bursted park high (basketball and jazz band) COLLEGE somerton university (basketball) DEGREES b.s. with a concentration on social work/sciences CERTIFICATIONS FFI, FFII, hazardous material operations, public safety diver, EMSVO, EMT, AEMT PROFESSION firefighter/emt (10+ years) EMPLOYER somerton fire and rescue EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES pick-up basketball, cover band drummer

B I O

New Orleans was all Lowell had ever known. Aside from only a few out of state vacations, the city had always been home. And honestly, growing up in Nola meant Lowell got the best of the both worlds: big city living with a small town feel thanks to the neighborhoods and wards of Nola. Families on their street were friendly and nosy, and honestly Lowell’s mom, Birdie, didn’t mind at all because one, she had nothing to hide, and two, was more than happy that when other people learned of her situation -- a widowed and working single mom -- they were more than willing to help out. Which was how instead of becoming a latchkey kid, between after school hours and school vacation, Lowell became a surrogate member of more than a few neighboring families. And while Birdie wished she had been able to make it home from the hospital for more dinners, she was always home in time to sit down at the kitchen table and help Lowell struggle through his assigned school work.

The story was always the same each new school year, with every parent-teacher conference and IEP meeting. Lowell was always a pleasure to have in class, but he was either struggling with math or reading comprehension or his overall attention was lacking. But while Lowell and the general classroom weren’t on the best of terms, he excelled in other areas. Given his size and the fact that he towered over most of his classmates, it wasn’t shocking when the gym teacher had glowing remarks and commented that Lowell’s abilities were well beyond his years, but Birdie was surprised to learn from the music teacher that her son was both attentive and eager to learn in her class, too. After informing Lowell that participation in extracurriculars was dependent upon remaining in good academic standing, sports and music became an award system of sorts. It also didn’t hurt that burning through energy on the field or court, or banging it out with his drums meant that Lowell was less inclined to take out his frustrations of not understanding a word problem or summary question on a kitchen chair or wall.

The summer before eighth grade Lowell started to notice that his mom was coming home early from shifts now and again, getting gussied up, and leaving him with instructions for cooking frozen pizza or bagel bites while she went out. She was always home in time to look over homework and make sure Lowell was in bed on time, so Lowell never wondered too hard about it. Until the day she came home and said they’d be having a guest for dinner. Lowell met whom would become his step-dad that night. Two weeks later he met whom would become his step-sister. And before the start of the new school year, but after a small ceremony in the backyard, the new family had packed up all their belongings to move nearly 2000 miles up north. Chuck, an anesthesiologist,  had a new job at Kane-Russell Memorial in Somerton, and there was no doubt that he could pull strings and get Birdie on the RN rotation there, too.

While having a new family should have been the biggest change in Lowell’s life, everything about Maine was so different from Louisiana. Somedays it felt like Lowell was waking up in a whole new country, especially with his accent and missing his favorite local foods. But eventually school started and Lowell fell back into familiar routines of sports, music, and school work, and soon enough it wasn’t so scary putting roots down in a new place with a new family.

By the time Lowell graduated high school he had a scholarship for Somerton U. Even though he could have lived at home, he lived on-campus to have the full college experience, which also included playing as 4-year starter Seahorse on the basketball team. Lowell might have graduated with a social sciences degree, but after their team bus came upon an accident one winter night and Lowell witnessed firsthand everything the emergency response squads were doing to not only save people, but just to calm their nerves, he sort of felt like maybe he had a found something that could be a good fit for him. Lowell was already working towards his EMT certification when he graduated, and after moving back home began to apply to the Somerton firehouse. Lowell’s been part of the Somerton Fire, Rescue, and EMT Services family for ten years now and loves that every day is a bit of a new adventure. When he’s not working, Lowell’s playing drums in a cover band that sometimes performs at On the Rocks or hanging out with dog, Gus.

[elatedmarvel]

Fallingwater

Steve Rogers x reader

Summary: A whirlwind romance takes you on a roller coaster of emotions. 

Word Count: 2,555

AN: I know it’s NYE and I should post a story about NYE but this was due and I’m so proud of it. This is for @nacho-bucky​‘s writing challenge! Thank you so much for hosting Cait, I had so much fun writing this. My prompt was the song Fallingwater by Maggie Rogers (one of my favs songs ever, it was number 2 on my 2019 most listened). I legit did about 5 outlines before i realized I hated them all, and then listened to the song on repeat for a day before coming up with this. Hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Slightly angsty and mention of sexy times. 

“The moment I set eyes on her, I knew she was the one. I thought I was doing so well, but then I met her and it was like everything was under a spell.”

It was probably too early to be doing shots, but you couldn’t care. You slurred your way through a speech, how hard you worked, how much you sacrificed to become the Director of R and D at Stark Inc. Your friends cheered loudly, some whooping, before you tilted your head back and let the alcohol burn its way down your throat. 

Your face hurt, but you couldn’t stop smiling. Everything you had worked for just came true, and now you were the youngest co-Director of R and D in the company’s history. Drinks with the girls seemed like the only fitting way to celebrate. 

Your friend, Natasha, was letting everyone know how much you deserved this promotion when your eyes caught his. Suddenly, every word Natasha said was drowned out, and the whole bar became fuzzy expect for him. 

His full lips formed into a smile, and he tilted his beer your way. Quickly he turned to his friend before sliding off his chair and walking towards you. Somehow you managed to meet him in the middle, not even sure when your legs had moved.

“Hi” you breathed. 

“Hey, you’re the new co-director or R and D at Stark’s right?” and his charming smiled almost laid you flat on the floor.

“Yeah... that’s me” surprised he recognized you.

“Sorry, I just realized how creepy that must have sounded, I just work there too. Name’s Steve, I’m the director of graphic design. Tony and Bruce were gushing about you at our meeting today.” he chuckled to himself. “I have to say, you’re a very impressive person.” 

“Thank you! It’s been amazing to work at Stark Inc and I still can’t believe I got promoted. It feels like a dream, to be honest.” 

“Trust me, from what they told me, they would be crazy not to promote you.” 

The moment of silence that followed wasn’t uncomfortable. You took the time to really get a good look at him. Dimples, blond fluffy hair, and a jawline that could cut through pizza. Meeting his eyes again, you blushed at being caught. 

“Do you wanna dance?” he asks, hopeful. All you can do is nod. 

The night passes by fast. One moment your dancing and laughing at the bar, and the next, your kissing his luscious lips and pulling off your own shirt. 

Rolling over the next morning, you were met with the glorious sight of a naked and sleeping Steve Rogers. His hair was fanned out, and the sunlight peaking in hit him in all the right spots. It was torture getting out of bed and putting on your clothes, you wanted to stay and trace his freckles all day. 

The sound of the front door clicking shut woke him up. Squinting from the intrusive light, he blindly felt the bed for your soft figure, wanting to curl up with you and fall back asleep. The paper on the pillow pulled his attention and he opened the note enough to read. 

Thanks for the magical night! Call me sometime XXX-XXX-XXXX.

“She’s the light in the dark places in my life. No one could compare to her.”

Just like that, you’re hooked. 

The next time you meet is at your first meeting with the rest of the Directors at Stark Inc. Excited to be formally introduced, and wanting to make a good impression, you had arrived early with bagels and coffee for the meeting. 

You’re busy thanking Peter, the intern, for helping you, when he waltzes in. The navy suit he’s wearing does nothing for what you know is underneath. Most things don’t do him justice, it’s like he was carved by Michelangelo himself. And just like that, you’re brought back to Friday night, sweaty bodies and sultry kisses played in your mind. 

You jump slightly as Bruce comes in and begins to chat with you. He’s already talking about making improvements to the new AI you’re building, but you’ve zoned out too long to really catch what he’s saying, so you simply nod along

Steve’s eyes flicker to yours, and you can see the mirth behind his smile. Busted. You hope the office lighting washes out your blush. And just as Bruce segways into another project, Tony Stark himself waltzes into the room, officially saving your ass. 

Everyone takes a seat, and the meeting commences, but you’re far less energetic about it now. You try to focus on what Tony is saying, you really do, but you can’t stop thinking about the blue eyed man sitting on the opposite side of the table. It’s hard not to look at him, even his profile is drool worthy. 

Hoping to god your bsing skills are up to par, you ohh, ahh and nod at the right times. Chancing another glance Steve, you find he’s already looking at you. The smile comes easy to your face before you hear Tony clear his throat. 

Looking around, you realize that everyone was looking at you, and you’re racking your brain to see if you remembered to put on deodorant this morning. 

“Y/N, do you want to introduce yourself, or do you want to keep ogling Steve there?” Tony asks, and you’ve never wanted the ground to swallow you more than you have in this moment. 

Clearing your throat and sneaking a sip of water, you gather your wits quickly and introduce yourself, and also give a brief overview of the projects you have and are working on. 15 minutes later, you’re pretty sure everyone had forgotten about Tony’s snide remark as you give the floor back to your boss to wrap up the meeting. 

Everyone takes turns coming up to you and congratulating you, shaking your hands and other pleasantries that you really don’t care for. Of course, Steve is the last person to approach and your heart skips a beat as he pulls you in for a hug. God he smells amazing. 

“You were great! I really can’t wait to work with you.” he states earnestly. You give a weak smile, and chastise yourself for being so smitten with someone you just met.  

“Thank you, I had a lot of great mentors.” you say, cursing your voice for breaking at the end. 

Steve’s hand falls to the small of your back, and guides you out of the conference room. 

“I’m really impressed with the latest model vibranium shield, looks like it could really be useful to someone in combat.” the mention of one of your projects has you lighting up, and chatting up a storm as you enter the elevator

“Yes! Bruce told me you were the one to sketch the design first, and I have to say that it inspired us to go sleek and lightweight. We really wanted--” but you don’t get to finish because his lips are on yours. It takes you a moment to process, but then you kiss back with as much fervor as you can manage. 

His hands find your waist, and work their way up, while yours find his hair and neck. Anything you both could do to get closer, full on making out like high schoolers in the elevator. 

The ding alerts you that the door is about to open, and you break apart. Your struggling for breath, and your lips feel swollen. The women that entered the elevator takes a moment to take in your ragged breathing and Steve’s messy hair before smirking. “I’ll take the next one.”

The moment the doors close, you both burst into laughter. 

“Well, she sure won’t be forgetting us” you giggle. Steve hums in agreement before taking a step towards you and kissing your forehead.  

“10 bucks says that Tony’ll know before lunch” he chuckles. 

“Oh, I’m sure he already knows.” you states, pointing up to the security camera in the corner. 

Steve groans before burying his head in your neck. “Worth it” you hear him murmur. 

The following weeks follow much the same.

Stolen kisses and little notes are passed between the two of you in the halls. Flowers show up more in your office, and Steve has never had as many baked goods in his life as he does now. 

You make a point to keep it casual, not referring as dates, no staying over at each other’s places. It’s supposed to be light and breezy.

Take out when one person is working late, breaks in each other’s office to rant or feel each other up, bubbles baths after a stressful day. It all falls into place and becomes domestic, and you never even realized the moment it had stopped being casual. 

It’s a whirlwind that becomes too much when you hear three words from Steve. 

“I love you” 

“It feels like I’m stuck upstream without her.”

You’re still panting, and you can feel it in your bones. His skin is glistening with sweat, and you both revel in the afterglow. You know the moment can’t last forever, but you hope to stretch it as long as possible. 

You sigh before pressing one last kiss to his lips and throwing the covers off your legs. You can feel his eyes staring at your back as you gather your clothes from the floor, cursing yourself for so carelessly throwing your bra somewhere you can’t find. 

“Stay” he states, and you’ve never wanted anything more. 

“You know I can’t” you say as you pull up your pants and button them, ignoring the way your hands shake.

“It’s getting late, just stay the night.” he begs, sliding from the bed to pull you into an embrace. He knows how to play dirty.

“I need to go Steve.” you state more firmly, his arms dropping from around you as he takes a step back to study you. After his gaze feels too strong, you start to throw on the rest of your clothes, hoping to leave before doing something you’ll regret. 

“Is this because I told you I love you?” he asks, and your heart leaps into your throat. The feeling of panic begins to ebb into your bones, the same feeling you had when the words left his mouth the first time. 

You had gotten ice cream stuck in your hair. He was helping you get the liquid out of your hair while you lamented about good ice cream going to waste. It was so quiet and inconspicuous that if it weren’t for the panic forming, you would have missed them. 

Laughing nervously, you thanked him for his help and made some dumb excuse to go home as fast as possible. The week that followed was so normal that you were sure he forgot the incident. 

Apparently not.

“No, I just need to go home” voice shaking. “Why are you ignoring this?” he asks. 

“I’m not.”

“Stop denying it! I’m sorry that this freaks you out, but I’m not sorry for you knowing how I feel about you!”

“You can’t actually feel that way! We’ve known each other for 2 months!” you yell back.

“It doesn’t matter how long we’ve known each other because I know how I feel. I love you!” he shouts back, arms gesticulating wildly, it would be funny if you weren’t drowning in the moment.

“What do you want me to do?”

“Say how you feel, say you love me or that you don’t. But say something!” and now he’s pacing back and forth, hands running through his hair. You can tell he’s frustrated, but you can’t seem to feel anything but cold. It’s moving too fast and starting to spiral, and you just want it to stop for a moment. 

“You always tell me just what I’m supposed to say, as if it could be any other way.” you say quietly. It’s not true, you know it’s not, but in the heat of the moment, it’s all you could do to defend yourself.

It’s silent for a moment, he’s stopped pacing and you just stare at each other.  

The stand still is getting to you, and you can’t bare it another second. Grabbing your bag from the chair, you practically run to his door and throw it open. 

The sound of the door shutting feels more like a knife severing your relationship. 

“So, to most amazing woman in the world, I love you Pepper, and I will never stop.”

The applause brings you back to the moment, Tony and Pepper’s wedding reception. Tears you didn’t notice slide down your face, and you dab them away quickly, hoping no one noticed.

Since that fateful night one month ago, you’ve replayed your relationship multiple times. Every time you see him in the halls, you recall a night of passion. Meetings were spent thinking about jokes that you and Steve would have passed back and forth. Laying in bed, you thought of all the things you wish you had said on that final night. 

You excuse yourself from the table, feeling claustrophobic, and make your way towards the bar. You had already seen Steve at the wedding, and if he was going to look so gorgeous, you were going to get drunk enough to forget. 

An arm catches you on the way, and the way goosebumps rise on your skin, you know it’s him. Turning to face him, you could cry at how much better he looks up close. He had grown a slight beard, and the black suit fit him like a glove. You were sure everyone would be staring at him. 

“Hi, dance with me?” he asks, so simple, so loaded. 

You think for a moment before nodding. He gently sweeps you into his embrace, and you melt into him. It feels right, like everything before was unknowingly wrong. 

“I miss you” you breathe, not wanting to disturb the moment. 

“Me too” He hums, the vibrations tickling where your forehead meets his cheek. “I think about you all the time. Life is much more boring without you by my side.”

You both continue to sway, to content to do much else. There hasn’t been a moment that felt as warm and safe as this, this was home. It’s where you wanted to be for the rest of your life, and you’re not scared anymore. 

“I never meant anything I said that night, I was terrified Steve. It was all happening so fast and it was overwhelming. I never loved you fully in the way I could.” tears welling up in your eyes. 

He pulls his head back far enough to look at you before bringing his thumb to wipe the tears that escaped down your cheek. 

“I pushed too hard. I didn’t think about how you felt. I was scared of losing you, and I thought that fighting for you was the way to go instead of catching you.” 

You shake your head and let out a laugh, “we were both idiots.” His arms wrap around you tighter, pressing a kiss to your forehead, he laughs along with you. 

“I’m not scared anymore.” you state. Before you know it, his soft lips are back on his. 

Breaking apart, you know you have the biggest grin on your face.

“I’m like fallingwater.”

~~~

Thank you so much for reading! Feedback is always welcome!

[aewdiablo-archived]

HEADCANONS QUESTIONS: Justin Khan 💨

1. What are three Netflix shows that they’ve rated five stars?

A) All American, Good Girls, The End of the F***ing World.

2. Where do they prefer to read? On the sofa, in bed, at a table, on the porch, in a cafe?

B) He doesn’t do much reading but if he does, he prefers to read in his bed.

3. Do they like to play games? What kind of games: video, card, board? What are some of their favorites?

C) Justin enjoys playing GTA and the old school wrestling games on his PS2. He hates the newer ones.

4. What’s their food weakness? What food can they never turn down?

D) Nachos and French Fries.

5. Do they prefer movies or TV shows? Why?

E) Movies. He gets bored if they don’t wrap up the plot soon.

6. What holiday is their favorite? Which is their least favorite?

F) He doesn’t like any holidays. He actually hates them all.

7. What’s their diet like? Are they vegetarian, vegan? Do they have any food allergies that make them have a special diet?

G) No special diet, he mostly eats junk food since he barely knows how to cook.

8. What sort of toys did they play with as a child?

H) He played with wrestling action figures and whatever Harry Potter toys he could get his hands on.

9. How often do they go grocery shopping? Do they tend to do one large trip, or smaller ones throughout the week?

I) Justin usually makes small trips during the week.

10. Do they eat breakfast? What’s a typical breakfast look like for them?

J) He can live off French toast and bacon. Anything with those two. He’s not a fan of eggs.

11. Do they like going to museums? What type of museums do they like to go to? Art, science, historical; interactive, quiet, a mix?

K) Lately, he’s been really into art history museums, both quiet and interactive.

12. How do they organize their books? Alphabetical by author, by title? By size, color, date published? Is there any rhyme or reason?

L) the only books he owns are the Harry Potter series and he organized them from the order they came out.

13. Have they ever been do Disney World/Land, or any other amusement park? What do they prefer to do at them: go on the rides, play the games, eat the food?

M) The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is his favorite part of the entire thing. That’s the only thing he embraces.

14. How do they eat their popcorn? What do they put on it?

N) extra butter and extra butter only.

15. When do they pay their bills? As soon as the bill comes in? At the last moment? Or are most of their bills automatically taken out of their account?

O) last minute as fuck

16. What time do they normally go to bed? How many hours of sleep do they usually need to function in the morning?

P) Justin goes to bed at around 2 in the morning but he only sleeps for a good six hours on a good day.

17. Do they have cable, or do they rely mostly on Netflix, Hulu, and other streaming services?

Q) Mostly on streaming services

18. What is their preferred weather? What would be a perfect weather day?

R) between 70 and 75 degrees. Not too hot, not too cold.

19. Are they more of a snacker throughout the day, or they eat three meals and call it a day?

S) he’s more of a snacker.

20. Have they ever had an imaginary friend?

T) No.

21. What were they a part of in high school/college, if they went? Were they a part of any clubs, did they play any sports? What clique would they have been considered a part of?

U) Justin dropped out of high school at 16 but before, he wasn’t apart of anything because nothing took his interest.

22. Do they have a favorite restaurant? How often do they go to it, and what’s their usual order?

V) Not necessarily a favorite restaurant, but whenever he can and is in New York, he goes to Coney Island for a chili cheese dog.

23. How do they prefer to watch movies? In the theater, on a streaming site, from an owned DVD/digital download, rented from somewhere?

W) streaming or rented from somewhere.

24. Do they watch any sports? What are they a fan of, and what teams do they root for? Do they watch the games/matches on TV or do they try to be there for some in person? Do they just catch the highlights on their phone later on?

X) Wrestling is the only sport.

25. What do they prefer to do in the summertime? Do they like going to the beach, do they prefer camping, staying in the city? Do they like to stay indoors and away from the heat?

Y) Justin likes to go camping in the woods during the summer and makes it an annual thing since renting the same cabin each year.

[purplesurveys]

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~A~ Is your birthday before August? Yep, and the month starts with A, too – my birthday’s in April. Are you an Aries? Close enough. I’m a Taurus. Would you consider yourself Artistic? Hell nah.

~B~ Are you a Brunette? I am not. Do you have Blue eyes? No I don’t. Hair and eye color questions get so tiring to answer, lmao. Your Best friend? I have two best friends.

~C~ What is your favorite Channel on TV? Mmm I don’t watch TV anymore but I think my favorite would be either TLC or E!, because I’m a sucker for dumb reality shows, lmao. Back when I still used cable religiously I’d normally tune in to Fox. Have you ever been to Chicago, IL? Nope but it’s one of my dream destinations for sure. Do you have a Crush on anyone? Yep. It’d be weird to be in a long-term relationship with someone I didn’t have a crush on haha.

~D~ Where is your Dad right now? As far as I know he’s stationed in Australia and is staying there until the end of his term. His ship normally has cruises around Japan, China, and South Korea but because of the coronavirus going around exactly in that region, his company has made everyone stay in Australia for the meantime. Are your parents Divorced? No. Even if they wanted to they couldn’t, because divorce is illegal here. Do you have your Driver's license? Yeah, I’ve had it for four years.

~E~ What did you last Eat? I’m eating chocnut at the moment :) I haven’t had it in a while but I had a sudden craving for it last weekend, so my mom bought a pack just for me.

How many piercings do you have in your Ears? Two, one in each earlobe.

Is it past Eleven o'clock am? Way past, it’s 7:17 PM.

~F~ Who was your First friend? My first friend was a girl named Kaye that I met in kinder. She has very common first and last names, so it’s been impossible to find her on social media and reconnect with her.

Who was your First Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Gabie.

Where was your last airplane Flight to? Flying back to Manila from Batanes.

~G~ Are you a Gemini? Nope, but you’ve mentioned the star signs before and after my real one, Taurus.

Have you ever been to Germany? I have not. But Germany is kinda close to my heart because Nacho was always studying to be fluent in German. When he passed we came up with an inside joke that he actually just moved to Germany to finally fulfill his dreams, and that joke became a source of comfort for us. 

How many of your Grandparents are still living? Three out of four.

~H~ Are you in High School? Nope. It’s been nearly four years since I graduated. :)

What is your favorite Holiday? My birthday, if it counts. If it doesn’t, Halloween. If that also doesn’t, I don’t have a favorite holiday I guess.

What do you Hear right now? Just my electric fan whirring. I don’t feel like having background noise at the moment.

~I~ What is your favorite flavor of Ice cream? Cookies and cream!

Have you ever been Ice skating? Yesssss it was one of my favorite pastimes as a kid. I never took lessons, I never learned a single trick, but I could glide for hours, and that was enjoyable enough for me. My parents used to drop me off at ice skating rinks while they did the groceries and went window shopping, because they knew I’d find those boring.

Can you play any Instruments? No. I can play simple tunes on the recorder but like almost everybody can use the recorder, so I don’t even count it anymore hah.

~J~ Does your name begin with J? It doesn’t...and my name is still pretty far down the alphabet.

Does your birthday fall in the months of January, June, or July? None of those months.

Do you know anyone who speaks Japanese? I probably do. UP is a very diverse community and I just know there’s a community out there with varying degrees of knowledge of Japanese dedicated to learning the language.

~K~ Do you regret your last Kiss? Not at all.

Do you have any Kids? I don’t.

Have you ever taken a Karate class? No but I used to be jealous of my kuya because he regularly took taekwondo as a kid. I thought it was super cool seeing his uniform and the color of his belt gradually changing.

~L~ Who was the last person to tell you 'I Love you'? My girlfriend.

Have you ever been to the Statue of Liberty? No.

When was the last time you went to a Library? Uhhhhh last week. For one of my classes, we had to go to the main library’s AVR to watch a documentary on Jose Rizal. 

~M~ What is your Middle name? Meh, I’m not saying that on her.

How old is your Mother? She’s 48, but is turning 49 later this year.

What is your favorite kind of Music? It varies. I have favorite artists, not genres, so my taste in the latter is really spread out.

~N~

What are the last 4 digits of your phone Number? Nope.

What does your Name mean? Last time I checked it means something like fame or bright or star.

Do you have any Nieces or Nephews? No, but I was already assigned to be a godson to my cousin when I was 15 which is close enough. About nieces or nephews though, I’m one of the oldest kids from our generation so if anything, my relatives are waiting on me and my other similarly-aged cousins to be the first ones to have kids haha.

~O~ Do you live on your Own? I don’t. I still live with my parents as do most Filipino kids/young adults do. I’m planning to move to my own place within a couple of years, though.

Are you the Oldest child? Yes I am.

Do you know anyone who lives in Oregon? I don’t think so.

~P~ What are your Parent's names? Edgardo and Abby. My dad goes by a certain nickname also but he hates it, so only family and close friends call him that.

Do you have any Pets? Yes, I have the cutest, sweetest, chubbiest dog on the floor beside me.

Do you have any Polish ancestry? I’m like 300% sure that I do not lmao.

~Q~ Have you ever been to Quebec? Nope.

A Quote you like: Just because I recently rewatched Titanic: “A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets,” said by Rose by the end of the film, when she talks about how she has never talked about Jack until that moment, not even to her granddaughter’s grandfather.

Do you ever eat at Quizno's? I have never eaten there and have only ever seen one branch here in Metro Manila, which has since been replaced with a Krispy Kreme as far as I know.

~R~ When was the last time you saw a Rainbow? A safe guess would be a few weeks ago.

Are you a Redhead? Nope.

What was the last book you Read? It was a book on communication theory that I needed to read for my community press elective.

~S~ When was the last time you Slept in someone else's bed? A month ago, I think? I have bad short-term memory lmao, but that’s my best guess.

Are you a Scorpio? Again, no.

Would you consider yourself a Shy person? I am at first but I can warm up pretty easily.

~T~ How many Tattoos do you have? Approximately zero.

Are you a Twin? No.

Do you like Techno? No.

~U~ Do you own an Umbrella? Not anymore. I used to keep buying new ones but I keep losing them, so I just stopped buying altogether and just relied on hoodies whenever it would rain.

Are you Under 21? Nope.

Have you ever been to Utah? I have nottttt.

~V~ Are you a Virgin? No.

Have you ever been to Vatican City? No.

Where did you last go on Vacation? Our last legit vacation would be the one in Batanes. We’ve had several out-of-town trips after that, but those were usually quick, weekend getaways.

~W~ How many Windows are in the room you're in? One, but there’s also a set of glass doors here.

What are you Wearing? Just an ordinary t-shirt and shorts.

Can you Whistle? Yes I can.

~X~ How many X-rays have you had in the last 2 years? Zero.

Are you on good terms with your last Ex? So good I’ve been dating her again in the last four years, lol.

Do you own an Xbox? We’ve never owned an Xbox. This family takes their Playstation love seriously.

~Y~ Who is the Youngest person living in the same household as you? My brother, who is currently 16.

Are you wearing anything Yellow? Nope.

Are you Younger then the last person you kissed? No. I’m older, but only barely.

~Z~ When was the last time you visit the Zoo? I’ve never been to a zoo. The closest thing to a zoo that I’ve been to was a safari, and that would be like 6-7 years ago.

How many Zippers are on the clothing you’re wearing? None.

What is your Zipcode? No thanks.

[imagining-supernatural]

Heart To Heart Attack To (Hopefully Not) Heart Break

Chapter 7 of Life Changes (Hopefully For The Better)

Summary: Bucky brings up exactly what I hoped he wouldn’t that night

Warnings: Emotions

Word Count: 1229

His heart was like a jackhammer under my cheek, and I’m sure mine was the same. I don’t really know, though. I was too focused on the way his finger felt, tracing nonsense patterns on my bare back.

“Hey, Y/N?” Bucky broke the silence, and I managed a small sound of acknowledgement. “Why aren’t you going back to school?”

Fuck. Why was he bringing this up now?

Hopefully he would accept my half-truth answer and leave it at that. “I’m just taking a few semesters off. It’s not a big deal.”

“Nat sure seemed to think it was.”

“Yeah, well, Nat didn’t have the full picture. She’s on the same page now.”

Another silence descended, but this one wasn’t as comfortable as before.

I didn’t like it.

“Okay, what’s going on?” I asked, twisting around until I was propped up on his chest. He had that fake-confused look on his face. You know the one. People tend to have it when they know exactly what you’re talking about, but they don’t want to talk about it. That look? I’m sure I had it earlier with Nat. But if I had to have a conversation I would have rather not, then he definitely could.

“Don’t give me that face. You know exactly what I’m talking about and you’d better come out with it so we can figure this out because we’ve still got over two weeks left on this bet and if it’s gonna get all awkward because of whatever you’re not telling me, we aren’t gonna be having much fun.”

“It’s nothing…”

“It’s nothing, but…” I prodded. “C’mon, Barnes. I managed to admit to Nat that I had a crush on her for over a year tonight. Whatever you have to say, I think you can handle it.”

“You told her?”

I wasn’t about to let him distract from the topic at hand, so I just nodded. “And Nat and I are still friends. I’m sure whatever you have to say to me, we can handle it.”

“Because we’re friends…”

He said it as if he was testing out the word. As if he wasn’t sure. “Of course we are. If we weren’t friends, this thing between us wouldn’t have lasted nearly as long as it has.”

“And friends talk to each other, right?”

“That’s what I’m trying to get you to do.”

“Then you know you can talk to me too, right?”

Oh. “Is this about school? Buck, I didn’t tell anyone. Well, except for my bosses when I went full-time. Nat didn’t even know until today.”

“Why didn’t you tell either of us?”

Sure, Bucky and I were friends, but we weren’t really the kind of friends who actually talked. And I was never the kind of friend who told other people about what was going on in my life. I kept it as private as I possibly could. “Because… that’s just what I do. I don’t talk about myself. Don’t take it personally. Besides, you never tell me about your life either. Whenever you have a bad day, the only reason I know is because you come over to get it out of your system.”

“That not the only r—” he sighed. “At least you know that much about me. I never know when you’re having a bad day because you never call me. It’s always me coming to you.”

“And that bothers you?”

“Yes.” He let his head fall back on the pillow and stared up at the ceiling. “You’re my friend, Y/N. You’re always there for me when I need you, but you never let me know when I can be there for you and I have no fucking clue how to tell.”

How much personal shit could a girl handle in one night? I was definitely getting my fill. I was past my limit, actually. Between Nat and Buck, I was going to need one hell of a vacation to recover from all this real shit.

“Wow, tonight is way more personal than I ever thought it would be.”

Bucky rolled onto his side and I fell off his chest, but he kept his arm tight around me so I couldn’t get too far. And with the look in his eyes, I was pretty sure I wanted to get as far from him as possible. “I dare you to tell me whatever it is you’re deflecting right now.”

“Fuck you,” I mumbled. Remember my whole thing about never being able to turn down a dare? “Fine. I… I… I don’t like needing anyone. If there’s shit going on in my life, I feel better knowing that I can handle it on my own.”

“But you don’t need to—”

“But I feel better if I can. And the only way I know that I can handle it on my own is if I do handle it on my own.”

His eyes trailed over my face, deep in thought. This got far too deep, far too fast. Considering we rarely talked about anything deeper than why The Big Bang Theory shouldn’t be renewed again, this was definitely uncharted territory.

“You ever stop to think that maybe you’d feel better if you let someone help you through your shit?”

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned so far in my life,” I started softly, knowing this was revealing much more about myself than I ever wanted anyone to know, “it’s that if you give someone that kind of power over you, they’ll inevitably end up abusing it.”

And, just as I expected, his eyes narrowed as he processed my words, mentally placing more puzzle pieces of the version of me he had in his head. Carefully, I pushed against his chest just enough to get him to loosen his hold on me. “I gotta go pee. I’ll be back.”

He let me go and I grabbed one of his shirts for the short trek to the bathroom. Just before I reached the door, he called my name softly. This was the end of the conversation whether he liked it or not, so I figured I could let him get his last thoughts in before I closed the door, literally and figuratively. I turned around and met his earnest eyes.

“You know, one of these days, someone is going to prove you wrong. They won’t abuse the power you give them.”

That’s because I don’t give anyone power. Well, except for the little bit of power I gave Bucky in the last few minutes, that is. But rather than let him in on that little tidbit of information, I just offered a melancholic smile. “That’s a lovely fantasy, Bucky. But it’s one I’m not strong enough or patient enough to wait around for.”

Once I was in the bathroom, I sat on the toilet seat and took deep breathes. If I wasn’t careful, I’d end up giving Bucky more power over me than I wanted to. I couldn’t let my emerging feelings for him become a weakness. Really, I should just end everything with him right now. Go back to my apartment and lock the door.

But I’d lost the bet and I was a woman of my word.

So, I’d keep building my emotional walls up during moments of solitude like this and reevaluate in two and a half weeks when the bet was over.

Alright. Nothing it gonna change after this, right? Things will just go right back to normal. Psh. Right.  Let me know how you think things are going to shake out HERE!

NEXT CHAPTER: This Is Nacho Normal Revenger Story (Except It Totally Is)

[prince-ratjaw]

Get to know me even more!

Tagged by @ancientarchipelago. Thanks! c:

Rules: answer the questions in a new post, and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

A: Age - 19 going on 20 baybee

B: Birthplace – Washington DC

C: Current time – 11:32 pm. sleepy hours

D: Drink I last had – Tea bc my roommate made me some!

E: Easiest person to talk to - @burgundymoor why can’t i tag you you slut

F: Favorite song – hhhuuh it depends on my mood?? rn my favorite slow song is I Found by Amber Run. i just started playing Untouched by the Veronicas so i suppose that’s a favorite upbeat song. funny cause this song came full circle, i liked it when i was young and then got tired of it. but now its back and im jammin.

G: Grossest memory – why is this question on here. who would wanna recall their grossest memory.

H: Horror yes or horror no – horror eh! most of it’s kinda annoying.

I: In love – i fall in love with every attractive mildly edgy boy i see in media PLEASE send help genji shimada is my everything. i also have .... crushes... im.. gay. hhhhhhhhh moving on

J: Jealous of people – this is just a character trait of mine.

K: Kiss number 1 – first one was with my first girlfriend innn uh... the summer between middle school and highschool. it was as awkward as youd imagine. i sadly don’t recall my first kiss with the next person i dated. im sad about this bc they kinda taught me how to kiss. to this day i still kiss like they do. (which is neat bc i kissed them recently and it was still the same as them and ok look im gay alright and i bet our first kiss was super cute but i cant remember it >:c)

L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again-  i agree with @ancientarchipelago! people are cute but thats about all you can gather just by looking. now i definitely have clicked faster with people ive just met vs longterm people. sometimes personalities just know each other. but a love shouldnt be formed from that. bc youll discover things about them that clash with you later. i just generally go with “avoid rushing relationships until you know how they REALLY work with you. it may seem fine at first but youd rather know those little issues before youre in a commitment!”

M: Middle name - hhhhgg dont laugh... its Gower

N: Number of siblings – 1. my older brother WHOMST I LOVE ;;

O: One wish - penis, no boob. wait is that two? i change my answer to being able to fly.

P: Person I last called – god i never make calls. i went back in my phone history and the last recent ones were to order food lmao. before that was @theslavicnord i think.

Q: Question I am always asked – "did they hurt?” people START with this question. theyre talking about my gauges but they dont like. say hi. or mention my gauges. it always takes me a second of squinting to realize theyre asking if my gauges hurt. 

R: Reason to smile – boys... cute... boys............. PUPPIES.... cats... the thought that one day ill look how i want and love myself and be proud of my accomplishments.....

S: Song I last sang – LOL the fullmetal alchemist brotherhood opening REALLY badly (voice cracking and everything)

T: Time I woke up - 8am... but then i slept all day and woke up at 3pm. ha..haaa.... depression!

U: Underwear color – white! boring.

V: Vacation destination – recently ive been having an urge to see something amazing. something big and breathtaking. the pyramids? i want to travel and see a world wonder.

W: Worst habit – sleeping all day instead of going to class. not taking care of myself.

X: X-rays - ive only had one (excluding like teeth xrays which i get yearly for my wisdom teeth) and that was for my knees bc they were painful and they couldnt figure out why.

Y: Your favorite food – pastaaa <3 oh and sushi is good too! and tabouleh. and nachos. and quesadillas. etc.

Z: Zodiac sign – scorpio! i used to hate it but im starting to own it and appreciate it a bit more. it was always portrayed as “sex and mystery” which... meant nothing to me. but more specifics like my natal chart i really identify with! im still learning myself but as i meet new parts of me, its cool to see they were already written in the stars.(cliche alert!)

I tag @theslavicnord @burgundymoor BITCH LET ME TAG YOU @brandynisapunk @thisistrashking @gen-deer 

[ahouseoflies]

The Best Films of 2017, Part II

Part I can be found here. I should have mentioned the films I haven’t seen, which include BPM; Faces Places; The Square; Coco; Thelma; Last Flag Flying; Roman J. Israel, Esq.; Wonder Wheel; Jane; and I, Daniel Blake. Long-time AHOLs also know that I’m in the fifth year of a self-imposed five-year break from superhero culture, so I haven’t seen Logan or Thor or whatever else. With that: ENDEARING CURIOSITIES WITH BIG FLAWS 87. The Great Wall (Zhang Yimou)-  Zhang Yimou's The Great Wall has a lot in common with Wong Kar-Wai's The Grandmaster. Both are high-concept international co-productions that bear just enough of the filmmaker's signature but feel unfortunately cut to ribbons in the editing room. Computers have made us all a little worse at our jobs, Zhang included, and his spectacle is achieved despite CGI, not because of it. I liked watching a boulder's journey through the stages of being catapulted, even if it eventually landed into a physics-negligent pit of cartoon monsters. By the end, the picture is more bloodless, sexless, and simplistic than a game of toy soldiers, which makes it seem just as child-like. It's a forgettable sort of fun, but it is often fun. 86. The Ghost in the Shell (Rupert Sanders)- A bit more comprehensible than the original but far less beautiful. It's a shame that visions of future exteriors haven't improved or at least changed since Blade Runner. Big advertisements. Got it. (Also, we have telepathic walkie-talkies, but people sleep on the floor?) There are a few good ideas drizzled around. If people can basically toggle back and forth between languages, why not hire a famous actor who doesn't speak English for one of the supporting roles? Speaking of acting though, Johansson is pretty bad in this, hamstrung by the whole playing-a-robot problem. (She looks as good as she ever has though, which is saying something.) She could have taken some notes from Michael Pitt, who brings some edge and skitter to his cybernetic replicant or whatever they call it. 85. Wilson (Craig Johnson)- It hits the notes that a Daniel Clowes property usually does: misanthropy, formlessness, begrudging acceptance at the end. I laughed a few times and appreciated the huge left-turn at the two-thirds mark, but I didn't think it amounted to much. 84. Patti Cake$ (Geremy Jasper)-  Other than the Basterd character, there's nothing really broken about this movie, but I'm selling on anything with double-digit dream sequences. 

83. Colossal (Nacho Vigalondo)- The ending, both the final act and the final note, went a long way to save what was a tedious sit for me. I appreciate the big swings that everyone took with this budget and material--Sudeikis once again gets to show impressive range. But this is an hour of material stretched to an hour and forty-nine minutes. 82. Rough Night (Lucia Aniello)- Hide-the-body movies never work, but what makes this one disappointing is that there's a daring, original corrective somewhere on the margins. You can tell from the comparatively tame bachelor party or the unexpectedly positive threesome that this movie has refreshing ideas, but both the Machine and TV visuals from a TV director shaved the edge down. No one wants to hear such a thing about a sorely-needed female-driven comedy, but Paul W. Downs is the funniest thing in this. 81. Beauty and the Beast (Bill Condon)- Shout-out to the morons protesting this movie's gayness but not realizing that the original was always an allegory for AIDS. These live-action remakes are all around the same quality, but this one feels especially bloated, with really dicey CGI. Things get borderline boring in between the musical numbers, but, man, do those numbers hold up. There's the title track obviously, but songs that would be throwaways in something else--"Gaston," "Be Our Guest," "Something There"--are BANGERZ here. The real IP is the music, and Disney is just going to get each generation's Josh Gad to sing them forever. 80. Darkest Hour (Joe Wright)- This movie reminded me of The Imitation Game in the sense that it's a staid presentation with a solid structure that feels cheap whenever it zooms out beyond its back rooms. The grander version of this, which Joe Wright in some ways already made, is probably just as unsatisfying, but it wouldn't have the pinnacle of goofiness that will hereupon be known as The Underground Scene. I’m a bit bored of this type of film. Darkest Hour might be worth seeing for Oldman's performance, which is a true transformation, absent of any actory vanity but invested with some real myth-making. Churchill gets introduced with just his hat, then lit by just a match, then lit by a shock of sunlight. Oldman is very good in his scenes with Scott Thomas, so it's a shame that her character disappears for a half-hour at a time. The more troubling thing to note is that there are many men in this film who are so English that they can't pronounce their r's. If you catch it eawly, it's a weal distwacting pwoblem. 79. The Fate of the Furious (F. Gary Gray)- Since some of the dumbest stuff is some of the best stuff*, I'm not going to get caught in the web of assessing how much sense The Fate of the Furious makes. But I can say that this entry is the least intentionally funny of the series, and other than "the White girls' soccer team is the Monarchs," it loses some of the class undressing of 6 and 7. From the endless scene-setting to the overstuffed character roster, this is now more of a comic book than a movie, an exercise in being a plot without being a narrative. *- See: the "make it rain" sequence, Statham swinging the baby carrier through a gun battle, Rock redirecting the missile with his bare hands.

78. Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press (Brian Knappenberger)- The first hour, centering on the Hulk Hogan/Gawker case, is compulsively watchable, even if it doesn't shed much extra light for anyone who followed it when it happened. Terry Bollea explaining that his penis is shorter than ten inches while Hulk Hogan's, the character's, is not: That's what I signed up for. When that case veers into the bizarrely vengeful, pretty much when Peter Thiel comes in, Nobody Speak becomes something else. The final third pits the sensitive, diligent bullpen of the Las Vegas Review-Journal against billionaire liver spot Sheldon Adelson, who bought their paper to suppress it. Then, of course, the doc expands to Donald Trump's vilification of the free press. If that sounds like a straight line, it doesn't come off that way in the film. The Hogan/Gawker stuff, which takes up the majority of the running time, feels unresolved after all the tangents. 77. The Reagan Show (Sierra Pettengill, Pacho Velez)- I'm cringing for the next five years, in which I'll have to judge a movie's success based on how subtly it invokes its mandatory Donald Trump comparisons and allegories. They're coming. In general, it's kind of sad to see how much more literate people were even thirty years ago, even as they populated a medium we all agreed was low culture. This documentary feels sharp at first, understanding something essential about the way Reagan owned his own persona. With the American Right treating him like some patron saint, it's also helpful to remember how much pushback he got at the end of his second term, for something that would be, like, the fiftieth most controversial thing Donald Trump would have done already. (See?) When the doc gets to its own fascination with Reagan's Star Wars program, however, it basically loses its thesis. As lean as it is, it still sort of stumbles to the finish line. 76. Beatriz at Dinner (Miguel Arteta)- I appreciated this portrayal of a culture clash way more than I liked it. For a while the characters are highly specific. (The delivery of "It's 6:13, Kathy" made me laugh out loud.) Then the plot turns into "Oh, so we're talking about Trump's America, right?" (See?) Here's a critique that's catty every time: This film has great ideas about class and race if you've never thought about class and race before. 75. I, Tonya (Craig Gillespie)- Oscar is calling...for the fat dude playing Shawn Eckhardt and no one else. If Allison Janney wins for doing the thing she always does over Laurie Metcalf's fully realized human, then it's a huge mistake. Successful in some of its comedic goals, especially in its depiction of northwestern goons, the shame of the working class, and period detail. (I laughed out loud when I saw the Girbaud tag on Gilooly's jeans.) Unsuccessful in most of its other goals--if I'm even reading the film correctly in my assumption of those goals. The most obvious one is the slippery nature of the truth, and that idea is handled clumsily. Gillespie goes to great GoodFellas-aping lengths to grapple with perception--having characters break the fourth wall even though there are already voiceovers and to-camera interviews. That talking to the camera comes up a few times in the disturbing scenes of domestic violence, which do humanize the characters because the other elements of the film can't, but they distract the viewer with their blitheness. The most puzzling angle of the film is the Hard Copy reporter, played by Bobby Cannavale in yet another example of his agent not knowing how famous he is. It's a missed opportunity in a movie full of them. 74. It (Andy Muschietti)- I don't get why people went nuts for this. The ensemble avails itself pretty well, despite all the sitcom-y dialogue. (Dialogue that, based on the Stephen King that I've read, is probably faithful to the book.) Some of the visuals nail the distinction between surreal and unreal--my favorite is the children's TV show that sporadically drifts into the murderous. But the movie just kind of hangs there, all the way to its interminable ending, satisfied with its own literal presentation of events that seem to be metaphorical. As I understand, It--however It manifests itself--represents the death of childhood and the emergence of an adult banality of evil. But the movie engages with that level as little as possible, and maybe that's why people are going nuts for it. This is a scary movie if you're a child, and most of the moviegoing public seem to be children. 73. Before I Fall (Ry Russo-Young)- I mostly watched this because I think Zoey Deutch is a Movie Star, and if I'm going to be there for her Speed, I have to be there for her Love Potion No. 9's as well. I appreciated Before I Fall's brevity, but the premise offers a lot more fun than the film is willing to have. In the end the balance was off: It had to be either more moralistically PG-13 or go way darker. For example, just like in Groundhog Day, the character realizes that she'll live out the same day no matter what she does, and it triggers a nihilistic phase. But rather than going on a shooting spree or stealing stuff from a mall, she just, like, wears a sexier dress and talks back to her parents. Good swing, kids, but I'm waiting for the crazier version.

72. War Machine (David Michod)- There are some standout moments in War Machine, many of which are thanks to its impressive cast, but I don't think the film is cohesive enough for me to recommend. I know what Michod is against--counter-insurgency, military hubris--but it's harder to figure out what he's arguing for beyond some sort of level of transparency. The war sequence near the end feels at odds with the tone of everything else, even though it benefits from the Nick Cave and Warren Ellis score. In a similarly frustrated vein, I feel as if I know exactly who Glen McMahon is, and the script's greatest strength is how sharply it draws him, but Pitt's studied performance adds distance to it. It's as if all of the film's comedic nature is supposed to come from how people revolve around his straight man, and that expectation is too much to put on his shoulders. There's more than a little Bud Turgidson in the voice Pitt affects, but the difference is that, as mean as this sounds, I always believed George C. Scott when he played a smart person. 71. The Trip to Spain (Michael Winterbottom)- Diminishing returns. 70. Downsizing (Alexander Payne)- There's a meta-effect to the structure of Downsizing. Its characters decide to shrink themselves, finding unpredictable challenges in the process, and the film similarly gets more problematic as it focuses further into each of its four legs. The first part, the outside world, is when the film is at its most cutting and well-observed. It still lays its points on thickly--dude at the bar asking if downsized people should be able to vote, for example--but the questions are worth asking. The second part, Leisureland, the bourgeois subdivision lil' Damon lives in, is more satirical and less satisfying. (I do love that downsizing ends up being such a gauche pursuit though. Payne has always had his finger on the pulse of people with poor taste.) The third part, which takes place in the downsizing slums, is a sharp, unfunny left turn that discards characters but at least develops the protagonist further. And then the wheels come off in Norway. At least we got to hear Udo Kier say, "I do love my boat." 69. Okja (Bong Joon-Ho)- Since Okja is such a unique movie, I feel as if people will overpraise it as a way to brand themselves: Its poster is probably going to be in a lot of dorm rooms. But there's a lot that you have to look past in order to recommend it. In general, I find that Bong's English language work has a bizarre mixture of muddled themes being presented in direct ways. There is some sweetness here--most of it due to the amazingly detailed rendering of the pig--but too much of the comedy doesn't work, and the ending feels a bit easy. I liked most of the stuff with the Animal Liberation Front, and I kind of wish they had been the focal point of the movie. Can I say, as my main takeaway, that I'm worried about Jakey G? He is so big here, so out-of-tune with the rest of the film, that I blame Bong for not reining him in. At the same time, I keep making excuses for Gyllenhaal, claiming that his parts are under-written, but at a certain point, you have to point the finger at him if there's such a pattern of bad performances emerging. I didn't see Everest, but this is his fourth brick in a row. Help us, Dan Gilroy. You're our only hope. 68. The Killing of a Sacred Deer (Yorgos Lanthimos)- An interesting swing that ends up missing for me. Excepting The Lobster, Lanthimos's works seem obsessed with family dynamics, and he plays some interesting games with this family's perversions. Farrell's character's story about his father dovetails with his somnophilia, which seems to inspire the way his daughter offers herself to her object of affection. From Anna's medical past to Steven's alcoholism, these characters seem to have full lives that have been in motion long before the events of the story. But I kind of suspect I'm worshiping at the altar of auteurism, and I wouldn't have half the respect or patience I do for this film had I not known who made it. The dialogue and performances are purposefully flat and stilted, thus creating an off, eerie quality before we know why we should be unnerved. But what if the performances are just, you know, bad? The film also creates a premise that concludes in an inevitably unsatisfying way. I don't know what I would have done instead, but I'm not a genius filmmaker who gets the benefit of the doubt.

[nyturfrp]

Do you see that? It’s 22 year old Ronan Stoppable of NO ALLIANCE; He is a COP; I heard some people say he resembles TARJEI SANDVIK MOE. Luckily he’s OPEN.

L O O K I N G   B A C K

From the time he was born, Ron lived a pretty normal suburban life. A loving mother and father, living right next door to his best friend, Kim, going to school, and it seemed his only diversity was his naked mole rat Rufus. That was until Kim started getting an itch for vigilantism. Ronan became the sidekick to all her crazy adventures, helping her out whenever he could and always making sure she had backup when she went on an adventure. Having always been what people described as a little weird or a little different, Kim was the only person who never judged or made fun of Ron. It’s why he was always happy to go on adventures with her even if he was scared or thought she was better off without him. Ron wanted to make sure she was protected and that he could help her out, after all she was his best friend. 

His father wasn’t too happy with the fact that he followed Kim around getting into mischief. He thought that all of this saving the world nonsense was just that nonsense. There was no real career in helping people. The man wanted Ron to be a doctor like he was, or a lawyer like his grandfather; Ron however was never interested in a desk job with a lot of paperwork. It was a hard thing to try to make his parents understand that he was just not cut from the same cloth as them. When he got accepted to NYU with Kim his parents hoped he’d see that something safer, and less risky was a better idea for him but instead it was the exact opposite. Instead, through “crime fighting" with Kim and going on their little adventures, Ron discovered his passion for solving crimes. Given how clumsy he was, Ron was always better at the brain power part of the solving things. With Kim’s bravery and Ron’s Brain power they’re still a pretty perfect team.

C U R R E N T   E V E N T S

If there was anyone more excited to be starting their first year in the NYPD, it would definitely be Ron. After working so hard to get his degree and prove himself capable of joining the force, Ron was ecstatic that they made the force. Sure, he’s still isn’t as graceful or as nimble as his ex-cheerleader best friend, but he’s getting there. Being able to learn and keep working alongside Kim is pretty much the dream come true. The two have always been practically inseparable and he wouldn’t want that to change now. It was a difficult adjustment to a big city from a small town for the man. Ronan was never as outgoing or confident as Kim, making friends and fitting in was harder for him. However he worked hard and achieving his goals has made it all worthwhile. With solving crimes and battling to keep the streets of New York safe, Ron knows that they have to prove themselves as cops if they want to make it to detective one day. They’ll get there he knows but for now he is excited to see them thrive learn and make their name in the big city. Ronan knows that he’s practically living the dream and there are days he would swear he’d just wake up from the life he was living.

Ron is the kind of guy who insists that he’s the coolest guys around even though he tends to be on the dorky side. Still, once they get to know him people tend to like him. He also has a habit of eating at least triple his weight when it comes to Mexican food. It’s not quite the same in New York as back home but it helps fill the void of Middleton’s infamous Bueno Nacho. As many know, he’s a gigantic klutz and can be a bit cowardly. With the fact that he stumbles over himself and his words, his charm can be a bit diminished. Nonetheless, he’s a great and loyal friend with a heart of gold who is ready to take his life into the next level.

P E R S O N A L I T Y   T R A I T S

+ Goofy, Loyal, Charismatic - Clumsy, Cowardly, Talkative

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

Kimberly Possible { Best Friend } : There’s no Ron without his best friend Kim. They’ve been thick as thieves ever since they could remember. From preschool adventures to living their best lives in the big city, Ron can’t imagine his life without Kim. She’s smart, talented, funny and he will always be there to support and protect her as best as he can. Even if most of the time she ends up protecting him.

Shelby Gomes { Dislike } : Shelby has never been nice to Ron. She’s mean spirited and he sees right through her “nice” act. Ron doesn’t trust her as far as he could throw her and Ron makes sure that he keeps an eye on her.

Callista Jane Hook { Friend } : CJ is confident and outgoing like Kim and maybe that’s why Ron likes the younger girl. She roasts him mercilessly but it’s different than the others and Ron can see she’s going to go places.

[eveningsinlondontearsmeapart]

Puppy Love

Type: One Shot | Imagine About Justin Rating: Rated R For Sexual Content Word Count: 2,911 Enjoy! I was sitting on a bench as I watched Theo playing with the other dogs. I leaned back as I started to relax, looking down at my phone. I knew Theo would love the dog park plus it was nice to get some fresh air. My battery was nearly dead so I turned my phone off as I watched Theo play. I smiled to myself as he found a girl dog to play with. I looked for the owner but I didn't see anyone claiming the little lady. I walked towards the door trying to find her tags, but I couldn't seem to find them. "Who do you belong to?" I questioned as I kneeled down. "Daisy" someone called out. Her ears perked up as she heard her own. I saw him coming towards us as she seems relief to find her. He kneeled down, putting her leash back on her collar. "She got away?" I asked. "Yeah​, seems like your little guy likes her, " he said. "I think Theo does" I nodded as I rubbed Theo. "That's cute, " he said. 'It is" I looked up at him as our eyes finally meet. Maybe it wasn't just the dogs that liked each other. It seemed like everything stood still as our eyes were locked onto each other. I finally snapped out of it once I heard Theo start barking. I rubbed him and gave him a treat as I stood up. He also stood up keeping Daisy closest to him. "So Daisy and Theo" I finally said. "I guess so, we are new around here, " he said. "Oh, you will love it here, " I said. "So far I do, like what I see" his eyes roamed my body. I started to blush as I noticed him look over my body. I bend over putting the leash back onto Theo. It seemed like Theo didnt want to leave Daisy side but we need to get going. I nodded towards him and Daisy before walking away with Theo. "It seems like they want to be together, maybe we could have a play date" he said. "Maybe" I smiled as I looked back at him. I handed him my phone as he put his number in. I grabbed it back before turning away walking with Theo as we made our way back to the car. I got Theo loaded up into the car before I sat down in the driver seat. I could still see him in the distance with Daisy. I finally pulled off and headed back to my apartment. Over the next few days I just couldn't seem to get him off my mind. There were many times where I was tempted to text him, but I stopped myself. I didn't know much about him, but should I give him the chance? It was late on a Friday night when I decided to text him. He agreed to meet up at a small local restaurant. I wanted to check him out before our dogs got together. I stood at the door and waited for him, I saw him turn the corner and I just smiled. "Hey, " he said. "Hey, " I looked at him. "Took you long enough to text me" he joked slightly. "I couldn't get you off my mind for some reason" I responded. "Oh, I wonder why, " he said as he opened the door. I walked in front of him and asked for a table for two. We walked towards the table, he even pulled out my chair before I sat down. I grabbed the menu as he sat across from me. It was a late dinner and I didn't want much so I just ordered a salad as he ordered whatever he wanted. "I never got your name, " I said. "It's Justin, " he said. "I'm Y/N" I nodded as I looked at him. We start talking, asking each other questions. Just trying to get to know each other, I could say the date was going well. Our food finally came to the table. That was the only time that things got quiet. After we finished eating he wanted to order dessert and of course I said yes. He moved over next to me, placing his arm around my shoulder. I smiled as I looked at him moving closer to him as I grabbed his hand. He slightly moved down, placing his lips against mine. At first I hesitated before I kissed him back, as we kept the kiss between us our dessert made it to the table. "Oops" I pulled away as I started to blush. "Thank you, " he nodded to the waitress. He handed me a fork as he pushed the plate between us. I bite my lip as I took the fork from his hand. He picked up a piece of the cake pushing it towards my lip. I took it off the fork and covered my mouth as I swallowed. I also took a piece of the cake and pushed it to his lips. He smiled as he ate the piece of cake. We finished dessert and as he went up to the front to pay I started getting ready to leave. I grabbed my bag and stood at the door waiting for him to return. He offered me his arm as we walked out of the restaurant. I draped my arm over his as he walked me back to my car. "Thank you for the night, " I said. "It's my pleasure, " he placed his hand on my neck. I looked up at him as our eyes meet. I leaned up on my tip toes and kissed him softly. He slides his hand down to my hip as he pulled me closer to him. I wrapped my arms around his neck as I kept the kiss between us. I smiled against his lips as he pulled away slightly, resting his forehead against mine. "I guess we should go, " I said. "Will I see you soon?" he asked. "I would like that" I nodded. "Good, " he kissed my nose before walking off. I finally made it back to my apartment, I was greeted when I walked in. I feed her before making my way upstairs running a shower. I couldn't get him off my mind no matter how hard I tried. Over the next few weeks we would run into each other at the dog park. We also had dates that we went on, the spark between us was undeniable. I was slipping on my jeans as I tried to decided what shirt I wanted to wear. I also knew that I needed a jacket since I didn't know how cold it was going to get. We had plans to go mini golfing at night, I was really excited about it. I finally gave him directions to my apartment since I didn't really know where we were going. I sat on my couch since I was all ready to leave, watching my phone for a text. He honked his horn when he was outside. I made my way out to his car and got in, I could see his smile grow on his face. We finally pulled up to the place, he made his way over to my side of car. Opening the door holding his hand out as he helped me out of the car. We picked out our putters as well as our balls, its been so long since Ive actually played. "Know what to do?" he asked as he placed his ball at the start. "I think so, " I nodded. "I'll love to show you, " he smiled. "I would like that, but take your shot first" I bite my lip as I watched him. He swung his putter hitting the ball straight into the hole. I just watched over his body before placing my ball on the ground. He moved behind me, placing his arms around me. His hands sliding down my arms as he guided my swing. I leaned back against him slightly before we hit the ball. I also had a hole in one thanks to his help. Through the rest of the course he would help me swing. I knew how to play mini golf, but I just liked having his arms around me. "Let's make this interesting" he said. "How?" I asked. "If I make a hole in one you buy dinner, if I don't think I'll buy dinner" he said. "Deal" I leaned against the tree. He swung his putter hitting the ball, but he didn't make a hole in one. Since this was the last hole it was more complicated. He got back behind me, his hands on my hips as I sang my putter. He turned me towards him, placing his lips against mine, I smiled against his lips. Once we finished the last hole we went inside. I just got nachos as he got a hot dog, we found a seat and ate together. We both finished around the same time, he cleaned off the table. He wrapped his arm around my waist as we walked into the arcade. We played a few games and I even beat him in basketball. "I win" I smiled. "Oh yeah? What did you win?" he asked as he grabbed my hand. "You, " I moved closer to him. "Oh really" him bite his lip as he looked at me. "Yeah, I did" I placed my hand on his chest. He moved a piece of hair from my face. Placing his hand on my chin as he looked into my eyes. I leaned up on my tippy toes, placing my lips against his. I felt him smile against my lips before he kept the kiss between us. I finally pulled away slightly as our eyes meet once again. He wrapped his arm around my waist as we left the building. He opened the door for me as I got back into the car, he made his way to the driver seat. While we were driving back to my apartment, he grabbed my hand. I played with his fingers as I watched out of the window. The city lights were a blur, but it never looked more beautiful than tonight. He pulled up into the driveway, turning the car off as he turned to me. I invited him up to my apartment, we both got out of the car. He grabbed my hand as he followed me to my apartment. I opened the door and we went inside, he closed the door behind him. I slipped my shoes off as Theo came to greet us both. He bent down rubbing him as he licked all over him, he finally calmed down and went back to sleep. I grabbed his hand leading him upstairs to my bedroom. I sat him down on the bed as I got over his lap, his hands around my waist. I leaned down kissing him softly as I placed my hand on his neck. His hands slipped up my back moving my shirt up, I lifted my arms up as he removed it. He pushed his hips towards mine as he moved me back onto the bed his body over mine. His lips against mine before moving them down to my neck. My hand on his back sliding down gripping his shirt pulling it over his head. He smirked as he threw it down on the ground, his hands slip to my back undoing my bra, stripping it from me. He moved my hands above my head as his lips moved down my body. Sucking gently on my skin moving down to my collarbone, I laid my head back as I held back the moans. "Dont hold back babe, I wanna hear you" he looked up at me. I smiled as I looked down at him as he placed his lips back against my skin. He softly started to move down my body, using his tongue as well. I let out a few moans as he sucked against my nipple. I placed my hand on the back of his head as he started to move further down my body. He looked up towards me before undoing my jeans, slipping them off. I bite my lip as I looked at him as I was just left in my panties. I lifted my hips as he grabbed my panties sliding them off leaving me naked. His eyes wander over my body as I saw the smirk grow onto his face. I watched him move from the bed as he started to undo his pants. He bends over to grab his wallet from his pocket, getting a condom out. He tried to walk back to the bed, but tripped over his pants that were still around his ankles. I tried my hardest not to laugh, but it was impossible as he started to laugh as well. "Sorry, " I said as I covered my mouth. "For what?" he got up off the floor. "Laughing at you" I responded. "Don't be, it was funny" He said as he moved back over me. I wrapped my arms around his neck as he moved between my legs. He leaned down to kiss my lips softly before taking his boxers off. He struggled to get the condom open, I could tell now he was getting nervous. I grabbed his hand, trying to calm him down as I opened the condom for him. "I don't know why I'm nervous, " he said. "It's ok, just relax" I said. He nodded his head as he took a deep breath in. He slipped the condom on himself before rubbing his tip against my clit. I started to moan as he moved his body closer to me. I rested my hand on his back as he moved his hips, sliding himself into me. His hips moved towards mine as he kissed my lips. He slide his hand down to my ass gripping it slightly as he started to thrust deeper. I arched my back as I started to moan, he placed his hand against my neck. I wrapped my hand around his arm as our bodies moved as one. I started to move with his thrust as I felt myself edge closer to a climax. He thrusted further into me as he moved faster, I wrapped my legs around his hips. I moaned against his neck tightening my grip on his arm as I climaxed. He pushed fully into me allowing me to fully experience my climax. He started moving again as I came down from my climax. He grabbed my hand moving it above my head as he leaned down. Placing his lips against my ear as he started to moan. His thrust picked up as he moved deeper into me. Within a few more thrust he climaxed as well, resting against me as he caught his breath. He soon pulled out of me and laid next to me. I slipped the condom off of him easily and threw it in the trash. On my way back to the bed I grabbed his shirt and put it on before laying next to him. "You are amazing" he said. "You are too" I looked at him. He pulled the blanket around us, I snuggled close to him. As the cooler air started to enter the room I snuggled deeper into the blankets. That's when I noticed that he was gone. I rolled over grabbing my phone and realize it was almost 9am. I sat up in the bed as I didn't want to remove the blankets I knew I had too. I slipped my panties on before making my way downstairs. I had no idea where he went as the apartment was empty. I put food down for Theo before making me a cup of tea. I sat down at the kitchen table reaching for my laptop when I heard the door knock turn. I looked back at the door as he entered into the apartment with his dog. "Morning, " he said. "Morning, " I said as I was confused. "I got breakfast, " he said as he placed the bag on the table, kissing my cheek gently. "How did you get back in?" I asked. "I took your keys, " he said as he placed them onto the table. "Oh, that makes sense" I nodded. "I just got you a bagel" he said. "Sounds good, Theo is happy to be back with his girlfriend" I nodded towards the dogs. "Yeah​ they are, " he said as he sat down next to me. I smiled as I watched Theo with his dog. He handed me breakfast as he took his out of the bag. After we ate breakfast, he left with his dog as we both had work to do. We grew closer together over the next few months. We made it official at the dog park with a picnic, that was when he asked me to be his girl. I never thought I would be the one that would find myself falling in love. That is what was happening, I was falling in love with him as he was falling for me. It's funny how things started off at a dog park, our puppy's love ended in our love story.

[lakanakana]

I was tagged by @ciwy (holy shit i didnt know you have noticed me) Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… And most importantly, have fun! a - age: 17 b - biggest fear: Being abducted by aliens (lmao so realistic but s t i l l) c - current time: 22:35 d - drink you last had: pepsi e - every day starts with: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA f - favorite song: The Glitch Mob - Animus Vox g - ghosts, are they real: nah h - hometown: Helsinki Stadi i - in love with: the stuff i love j - jealous of: bishie anime boys like wtf how dare they be so on point 24/7 like wut da fuk i wanna be an anime boy k - killed someone: I remember when I accidentally stepped on a spider. I still think of that spider. I am hella scared of spiders but I BRUTALLY MURDERED AN INNOCENT LIFE WHY NO l - last time you cried: lmao like I’d remember ((i never remember the last time i cried)) m - middle name: Charlotta n - number of siblings: 2 o - one wish: Imma be an anime boi nao kthxbai p - person you last called/texted: my precious slave bf @nuubles q - questions you’re always asked: “Are you wearing socks rn?” “What color is your toothbrush?” “How long is your index finger?” r - reasons to smile: e v e r y t h i n g except some stuff s - song last sang:  teleks - elämäni viimeinen rakkaus t - time you woke up: 7:30 u - underwear colour: Turquoise! v - vacation destination: my bed w - worst habit: excessive use of “:D” x - x-rays you’ve had: forearm, teeth y - your favorite food: tortilla (iceberg salad, cheese sauce meant for nachos, meat or something that tastes the same, corn, pepper, cucumber) z - zodiac sign: Scorpio YOU! Yes you, the one that is reading this post right now. In case you want :oo