#xxlea nardoxx rambling

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You know what?? Let's do this again but with Mike.👀

1. Mike has a diary that they write in with a glittery gel pen.

That sounds strangely canon.

2. Mike is very good at walking in platform heels.

She's beauty, she's grace, she won't fall on her face.

3. Mike's favourite subject in school was Social Studies.

That sounds strangely accurate, actually. I could see it.

4. Mike has half of a watermelon under their bed.

And everyone thinks it's a pillow.

Funfact: Mike has a "snuggle corner" under her bed. A foldable mattress with lots of pillows and her weighted blanket.

5. Mike has a knife under their bed.

I hope she doesn't accidentally stab herself.

6. Mike likes board games, but no one else wants to play with them.

Now that's both cruel and sad.

7. Mike stole a lollipop at the checkout when they were 5 and they still feel guilty about it.

This is oddly Mike-coded.

Bonus points if Malea knows this, but she won't tattle on her daughter.

8. Mike got hit by a bus once.

Mike has more interesting lore than the fucking Universes!Turtles.

9. Mike was forced to eat cement as a child.

Lee dared her to, or he'd thrown her Care-Bear-Plush into the river.

10. Mike fucked your mom.

She may be lesbian, but she's ace.

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THIS IS SO SWEET!?!?!?!? THANK YOU😭

💚♥️💜🌟💜♥️💚

I just wish to say happy birthday to one person today.

Ty for bringing us laugh and your amazing art!

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Cover No. 7: Lost and found

Song: Surfacing by HiFi Rush Originals

(Alternate Song: Hearing by Sleeping at last)

It's funny how the years can pass by so fast. Even if it was way too fast for Chiisai, she thinks with a faint smile back to the previous decade. Her so called brothers Lee, Raphie, Don and Mike were all grown up, heading out into the wide world to find their own way. The goodbyes were for them difficult and quite emotional but it was a part of life. And she knows that.

But it was a big change for her to experience the apartment more quiet and emptier than usual. The next months merciless past over quickly too. But her mind couldn't find peace with all of it after all these days. Sure, they stay in contact, writing some texts and sending pictures here and then but it was not the same as coming together and talk about it in person. The nights on the rooftop felt wrong without Lee rambling about his interests or the shouts of a provoked Raphie who just wanted some peace for once. No Don who needed a few moments to feel at ease in such height or a Mike who tried new stunts and scare the hell out of her with almost falling from the rooftop.

Absently Chiisai stared up to the stars and the bright full moon. She didn't realized her tears until they hit the back of her hand. "I almost forgot how it feels to be truly alone..." When was the last time she felt like that? She knew it all too well: It was on the fateful day she got stranded in this universe. She still wondered how her old family was. Did time passed by like here or did it went slower or even (she hoped not) faster? The turtle didn't count on she would ever be able to find that out. Her hand almost searched mechanically in her jacket pocket something specific: An old photo. The old photo with Chiisai and her two siblings. Like the last days she just focus on this and talk to herself. This night the words wouldn't come out.

With a sigh she stood up and climbed down through her window in her apartment. Just as her feet touched the floor a bright light in the absolute darkness blinded her. Annoyed she hold her hand in front of her eyes, which idiot thinks it would be a bright idea to flash her with a li- A familiar blue swirling, quietly buzzing and forming a circle. Her head screamed one word: Portal. Her eyes welled up again with tears as she run towards it. With a last movement before she went through Chiisai untied her mask, clenching the fabric hard in her fist.

She blinked several times because of the even brighter light before the pancake turtle recognize her surroundings. And the familiar faces she longed for since she lost them a decade ago. Just as before she got almost tackled and tight hugged from her sister Chiisai thought one thing: I'm finally back home again.

This would be the end in the timeline. Good-bye I now proceed to listen to Hearing...again and lay down for it on the ground Mentioned AU Universe boys belong to @xxlea-nardoxx

Previous Cover

First Cover

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Lee in oversized T-shirts and black shorts my beloved.🛐

Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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When editing the Halloween episodes for the past few days, I realized just how much gut-wrenching angst happened to these kids and how fricking happy-go-lucky the ending is.

Looking at this frame without never watching these episodes, you'd never think how dark and angsty they were. The turtles must've been TERRIFIED.

Like, first the city gets run over by monsters and April and Casey get turned into vampires, then they nearly die to traps in a pyramid. As if that wasn't bad enough already, their strongest allie and literal protector of the group gets turned into a vampire as well and they have to helplessly watch.

Then more insane shit happens, they meet Frankenstein and have to fight off evil monsters and their own fucking brother. At this point they must feel so utterly terrified and helpless, but it's not over. They return to New York with a chained-up Raph, need to charge Renets staff and somehow save the city, but they don't really know how.

Well, shit hits the fan for the umpteenth time and Raph escapes, Donnie gets bitten and turned into a vampire in front of his remaining siblings, who are once again helplessy watching and then need to flee and run for their lives. I don't wanna know what the frick Leo and Mikey thought at that moment, because now they've lost two brothers.

And while everything ends well, it's crazy just how misleading this last frame is. That's just more trauma for each of them. Four got turned into vampires - which I cannot imagine does not leave scars - and the remaining ones are terrified and uncertain about ever getting their family back.

Just something to chew on, honestly. And the show just ends this four-parter like:"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY-"

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I love Donnie a normal amount

I love Donnie a normal amount

I love Donnie a normal amount

I love Donnie a normal amount

I love Donnie a normal amou-

*deep inhale*

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH MY GO-

LOOK AT HIM!!!💜

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I decided to redesign the au kids' weapons and post a little info sheet for them.

After hearing about their counterparts being Ninja, the Au Kids wanted to train and become Ninja as well, each of them getting a weapon of their own.

Each weapon was customized by their respective owner, using their favorite colors. Lee definitely took the most creative freedom, using colors that are within his color-vision due to him being colorblind. Plus it makes telling the weapons apart very easy!

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I fricking love Donnies artwork in the show.

Like, this man can draw machines and objects in amazing detail and with the skill of a god. You can clearly tell that he's so passionate about this kinda stuff and loves drawing it.

It's so impressive to look at. And then you just have the drawings of humans or animals like:

Looks like my art fr fr.

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Okay, so I have this 12!Donnie plush that sits on the couch every single day. My mom and I automatically put it there in the mornings and it's become a routine.

However, despite my rambling about the turtles, and specifically Donnie, my mom tends to forget his name, so she just calls him different things at all times, like "green beast" or "lil green monster on the couch".

But a few minutes ago she referred to him as "Charlie" and I will never recover from this.

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Is it just me, or do we just don't talk enough about the Turtles and the crimes they commit and how they are actually okay with committing them?

I especially think about stealing and thievery. I know that these things are not okay, but if you're in the position of the Turtles, stealing truly is your only way to get your hands on literally anything. So, even if they're not necessarily proud of it, they steal things in order to survive.

I think one of the things I liked about Mutant Mayhem, is the fact that we literally saw the Turtles break into a grocery store. It's the first time I actually saw them do that. Normally things like that are not really shown in Tmnt, so it made it all the more interesting to me.

I personally feel like we shouldn't pretend that the Turtles would never ever steal. It doesn't even matter how we interpret it. Even if they just take things from junkyards. I personally really like this part of Tmnt. It shows the lenghts the Turtles have to go just to survive.

Uhh thank you for listening, I guess shssgwjshsh. Don't mind me.

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I love how excited and cute Donnie is in the first episodes. Honestly, all of them.

Still not traumatized or knowing about the horrors they are soon to face.

The first few eps are basically the last and only time we'll see them so "innocent". What awaits them will be a journey of fear, pain, loss and trauma. Something they can't even fathom yet.

And sure, we still see them be silly and having fun later on, but that innocence that once inhabited them is gone by then.

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I have just been reminded, that Donnie locks the party wagon when parking it topside.

Like, that's the most Donnie-thing ever.

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I'm absolutely crying.

So Universes takes place after season 4, meaning that I could technically add my AU Kids to season 5 and re-imagine the halloween episodes with them in it.

I now have the mental image of Lee throwing garlic at Vampire!Raph while screaming:"GO AWAY, YA VILE BEAST"

Someone needs to help me, I am dying.

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I made my own versions of Leo and Donnies bedrooms, since we never got to see them in the show. :>

Donnies👀

And Leos.👀

Of course they look fancier in this game than they probably are, but I'm quite proud. :>

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Since I realized this exists, I'm going to grab the random headcanon generator and ask it to give me some random Lee headcanons I can react to. Help me.

1. Lee does not know how to read.

Well his AO3 profile and several fanfics say otherwise, lmfao.

2. Lee always has a deck of yogioh cards on them.

Now that's new to me.

3. Lee screams like an anime girl.

The thought of monotone-voiced, pokerfaced Lee screaming so high-pitched is killing me😭✋🏻

4. Lee can play the kazoo.

This is so obscure, that I can actually see him do that.

5. Lee has a mary sue oc.

Lemme guess: It's also a self-insert he made when he was 10?

6. Lee speaks only in meme refrences

I can see this happening. Bonus points if it confuses the hell out of the Universes!Turtles.

7. Lee is the gay cousin.

This is surprisingly correct and not even a headcanon LMAO😭

8. Lee's favourite subject in school was English.

Not gonna lie: Yes, this is also true.💀

9. Lee is going to heaven

I highly doubt that.

10. Lee is in your house.

*hands him a package of Cheese sticks and water* You're welcome here, my boy.