#xurkit things

[sunnetrolls]

⚡ WARNING: HIGH VOLTAGE

[siphonomy]

INTRODUCTION POST!! WOULD RECOMMEND READING!!

but if not your cup of tea, I do have a strawpage!

Pleasure to meet you, I’m Astrophel!!! People commonly call me Astro or Xurkit. I don’t do a lot on this blog other than reblog stuff, but I will occasionally post art and my own writing!!

He/star/they/it, a minor, and I have ADHD so I will use tone tags! I may come off as hyperactive, so I’m sorry if that is overwhelming <:] I am also. very bad at socializing/starting conversation so be warned that I Am Not Leaving You On Read, I’m Just Excitedly Nervous because there’s a 90% chance I think you’re really cool

(I take requests!! Can’t promise I’ll get to it immediately, but I like to think I’m pretty quick)

Do Not Interact

Anti-xenos

LGBTQphobia

Racists

Ableists

Bigotry

Zionists

Proship/comship/darkship

Endogenic systems/supporters (I am not a system, but I do have system friends/mutuals)

If You Hate OC x Canon. Get Outta Here

Your Boyfriend fans

Yarichan Bitch Club fans

Be Cautious/Thin Ice (If you make me uncomfortable, I will block you)

Danganronpa fans

Hazbin Hotel fans

DSMP fans

Interest List (last updated 3/19/24)

[extremely attached to]

[big fan of]

[current interest]

The Upturned

Kinitopet

Camp Here & There

Guardians of the Video Game

Vincent: The Secret of Myers

Splatoon

Epic: The Musical

Midnight Horrors (Roblox)

Jazzpunk

Cosmo Sheldrake

The Property of Hate

Lethal League

Mystery Skulls Animated

Regretevator (Roblox)

Bugbo

Just Shapes & Beats

Phighting (Roblox)

Everhood

Pokémon

Buckshot Roulette

…and a ton more. It’s very easy to get me interested in things so don’t be afraid to dm me propaganda

Tags

#siphonomy lecture -> general rants/rambles

#phosphorism -> asks & answers

#starfused pen | literature

#shining brush | art

#jellyfish family -> close friends!!!

that’s all! thank you for reading :] I greatly appreciate it

[upsidedownwanderer]

Howdy!! I don’t know how you found this account, but pretty cool that you did! Here’s my main if you’re interested

I am Astrophel—commonly known as Astro or Xurkit—and this is a side blog where I talk about The Upturned! Yeah I already do that on my main blog, but this digs into the stuff that I feel too embarrassed to share to the population! which is just. “hey what if I made my own story off an already canon one”

#wandering rambles - off topic posts

#upsidedownwanderer - story stuff. I am too lazy to put it all into separate tags

Below are character descriptions! Ocs included </33

Mr. Me Avi - The Traveler (he/they)

A lone soul who found the Upturned Inn by luck. Although their face is always unemotional, they’re easily irritable. Their mood consists of passive aggressive muttering or screaming at the nearest moving thing from fear. His anger is never sudden, instead it build ups over encounters—he’s actually quite polite at first. A few years in the apocalypse does that to you.

Ikabod Kee - The Receptionist (he/him)

A chipper snake-like soul that is stationed at the front desk of the Upturned Inn. He’s always in a good mood, and it’s hard to crack the smile on his face! A bit loud from time to time, but that’s out of excitement over seeing another face.

Shrimp - The Anomaly (it/he)

A soul locked away in one of the asylum rooms. Doesn’t show much emotion either, only reacting to toys or food. Ik occasionally calls it “Artie.”

Sobbergritch - The Inventor (he/him)

The current owner of the Upturned Inn. Hasn’t been seen or found in a long time, as it’s been told he’s in the deepest parts of the hotel. Rarely will he interrupt conversations between Avi and Ik, and the reason why is unknown. It’s hard to tell if there’s malicious intent.

The Horseman - Death (they/he/it)

A myth to many, a man to few. Guests of the inn speak of a glowing figure on horseback guiding those out of the rain, therefore out of the afterlife. They have many titles: “Death,” “The Lone Rider,” “The Morning,” but we don’t know his actual name.

OCS!! Because they’re fun and this is MY story /j

The Widow (she/her)

A soul that sulks in her own room day and night. According to guests, she still mourns over the loss of her husband, stating that “although he left me for another woman, I still love him..” When she’s not sobbing over a man, she’s very comforting to be around. A motherly figure despite having no children.

Critter (he/him)

A lil chuckler that prefers to follow the crowd. Even when showing clear excitement about something, he seems to stay quiet, as he’s afraid of bringing attention to himself. Calls Ik quite often—the two apparently see each other as family.

Flauna (they/them)

A caterpillar-like soul that’s trapped in a floor overgrown by flora. The vines of roses seem to not let anything in or out unless you’re using the elevator. A kind soul even in loneliness. If they aren’t talking about flowers, they’re probably talking about their husband. (❤️ - Sobbergritch)

Ides (any/all)

A mysterious figure that trudges through the forest outside of the Inn. Critter and Widow have found a way to leave their floors without being caught, and have met with xim before. It’s hard to fully tell what xey look like, as her body is constantly shifting into different silhouette, but you’ll always manage to find his looking eyes.

Lars (they/he/it) (belongs to @fiowersfield)

A bug like humanoid that has been lost in the afterlife for a while! they dont have a specific place where they stay at and keep wandering around, mostly following lights that they see. they are interested in the stars and usually look up at them sometimes when they get too lost in the woods. as a hobby they "draw" ( doodles in dirt ) as a way to spend some time. usually pretty nice but mostly confused because they dont think a lot. (❤️ - The Horseman)

[sunnetrolls]

i missed tht.. xurkit ❄️ to make up for it

Xurkit is, shockingly--pun not intended--in attendance! It is stuck close to its darling matesprit Pierot. Xurkit is in an elaborate white and gold assemblage held by thick black woven cords, but instead of a mask, its head is surrounded by two thick black metal bands overlapping in an x-shape, engraved and plated with gold detail around eye-shaped holes spaced at regular intervals. The bands also seem to float and slowly rotate on their own around its head...?

Pierot is almost even more eye-catching. Its outfit quite literally glows, adorned with luminous swirling details and little shining beads. Its head has been replaced for now with a halo similar to Xurkit's, but instead of eyes, attached half-masks make up much of the space.

Together they make up one person excited to be here a normal amount. Xurkit, much more shy, is really only here to accompany its mate. It's never been one for crowded social events...

[sunnetrolls]

igniculi volant for the ship meme :-)

did you guys know that pierot gets wet not-gore confetti on xurk like twice a day

[sunnetrolls]

yeah, pierot! how did you two meet?

"Well, I uhh... I don't really remember... It just kind of shows up sometimes and I don't really remember much else."

[sunnetrolls]

xurkit! I heard from a certain little clown that you've got a quad filled! how's that going for you two?

"I, er... Uhm. Yes, I think I do! That sounds right. I think."

[sunnetrolls]

all of the tbh edits ive done today. jesus christ

[sunnetrolls]

ummm u know,

dating sim for xurkit?

Name: Citala Hypnid Xurkit Wiyyre

Their Profession: Electrical repairman (repairthing?)

Where they can be found (e.g. park, café, gym etc): Low % chance at restaurants.

Favourite food type (breakfast, junk food, veggies, etc): Drinks like smoothies or boba :D

Favourite trait (romance, passion, sexuality, talent, flirtation, sentiment, joy): Romance

Where they would go on a date: Stay at home or go to a restaurant.

Ideal gift: Anything cute but also shockproof that it can Actually Hold and keep when asleep.

How many dates until they go to bed: Uhh. A lot?

[sunnetrolls]

Xurk!!! I heard rumor that YOU have a matesprit!!!

"You lost me at 'heard rumor.' Yeah, definitely, someone's talking about me good or bad."

You conveniently ignore the second part.

[sunnetrolls]

um um um bingo for xurkit!

im always like 2 squares away from like 4 bingos

[sunnetrolls]

Is Zurket based on an ultra beast from sun/moon??

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BAYBEE!!!!! xurkit is my special little ultra beast meow meow i love it so much and since the UBs are some of my favorite pokemon designs ever it was only a matter of time before i squanched one into a fantroll :D

[sunnetrolls]

it's a ten but would probably electrocute me into a crisp if i hold its hand, :(

"Well I--!! No, that's what they make those thick rubber gloves for!"

You would, in fact, electrocute poor Kurt to a crisp if you held hands without proper PPE.

[sunnetrolls]

OH and Xurkit too.... ♡

Ooohhhhh honestly this one's really tough... Bc Xurk really doesn't like. Have too many people it's close to ofdkvbxjk..... I think at the top would be words of affirmation, and after that quality time, but the other three i know are Not it so. It doesn't like to get too physically close to people due to the whole "randomly discharges lethal amounts of electricity thing.. yknow.......

[sunnetrolls]

gotta send for another poketroll so oOo for Xurkit..

Xurkitree - Klinklang - Rotom - Eelektross - Metagross - Melmetal

straight up do not fuck with xurkit. partner is eelektross :)

[sunnetrolls]

would xurkit love pierot if it was a worm pls

"Yeah, probably. Well, it'd be a little harder to take care of it, but I'd still do my best."