#xurkit things
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Someone has a big pitch crush on it and as funny as it is for it to be oblivious I want to see how long it takes for it to realize there is a crush
"Ah. Well. I'll help sort that out."
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my squinky :D
if i requested to see your most cherished yellow blooded troll, would you oblige?
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> FOR_BASQUIAT.mp3
introduction post, strawpage will be added soon!
Howdy, I’m Astrophel!!! Astro for short—I also use Xurkit. I use he/they pronouns, but if you like using neos here’s a fun place to look!! I am an adhdpilled minor who is either very hyperactive or very anxiety-filled. I do like to use tone tags to get points across!!
I take requests!! I cannot promise immediate responses, but I love stuff in my inbox!!!
Do Not Interact
Anti-xenos
LGBTQphobia
Racists
Ableists
Bigotry
Zionists
Proship/comship/darkship
Endogenic systems/supporters (I am not a system, but I do have system friends/mutuals)
If You Hate OC x Canon. Get Outta Here
Your Boyfriend fans
Yarichan Bitch Club fans
Be Cautious (If you make me uncomfortable, I will block you)
Danganronpa fans
Hazbin Hotel fans
DSMP fans
MSI defenders
Interest List (last updated 11/8/24)
[extremely attached to]
[big fan of]
[current interest]
The Upturned
Point of No Return (Roblox) (2ish months strong)
Camp Here & There
Guardians of the Video Game
Vincent: The Secret of Myers
Splatoon
Epic: The Musical
Midnight Horrors (Roblox)
Jazzpunk
Cosmo Sheldrake
The Property of Hate
Lethal League
Mystery Skulls Animated
Regretevator (Roblox)
POSTMORTEM (Roblox)
Just Shapes & Beats
Phighting (Roblox)
Everhood
Pokémon
Buckshot Roulette
…and a ton more. It’s very easy to get me interested in things so don’t be afraid to dm me propaganda
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#siphonomy lecture -> general rants/rambles
#phosphorism -> asks & answers
#starfused pen | literature
#shining brush | art
#jellyfish family -> close friends!!!
> “Always number one, bro.”
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Howdy!! I don’t know how you found this account, but pretty cool that you did! Here’s my main if you’re interested
I am Astrophel—commonly known as Astro or Xurkit—and this is a side blog where I talk about The Upturned! Yeah I already do that on my main blog, but this digs into the stuff that I feel too embarrassed to share to the population! which is just. “hey what if I made my own story off an already canon one”
#wandering rambles - off topic posts
#upsidedownwanderer - story stuff. I am too lazy to put it all into separate tags
Below are character descriptions! Ocs included </33
Mr. Me Avi - The Traveler (he/they)
A lone soul who found the Upturned Inn by luck. Although their face is always unemotional, they’re easily irritable. Their mood consists of passive aggressive muttering or screaming at the nearest moving thing from fear. His anger is never sudden, instead it build ups over encounters—he’s actually quite polite at first. A few years in the apocalypse does that to you.
Ikabod Kee - The Receptionist (he/him)
A chipper snake-like soul that is stationed at the front desk of the Upturned Inn. He’s always in a good mood, and it’s hard to crack the smile on his face! A bit loud from time to time, but that’s out of excitement over seeing another face.
Shrimp - The Anomaly (it/he)
A soul locked away in one of the asylum rooms. Doesn’t show much emotion either, only reacting to toys or food. Ik occasionally calls it “Artie.”
Sobbergritch - The Inventor (he/him)
The current owner of the Upturned Inn. Hasn’t been seen or found in a long time, as it’s been told he’s in the deepest parts of the hotel. Rarely will he interrupt conversations between Avi and Ik, and the reason why is unknown. It’s hard to tell if there’s malicious intent.
The Horseman - Death (they/he/it)
A myth to many, a man to few. Guests of the inn speak of a glowing figure on horseback guiding those out of the rain, therefore out of the afterlife. They have many titles: “Death,” “The Lone Rider,” “The Morning,” but we don’t know his actual name.
OCS!! Because they’re fun and this is MY story /j
The Widow (she/her)
A soul that sulks in her own room day and night. According to guests, she still mourns over the loss of her husband, stating that “although he left me for another woman, I still love him..” When she’s not sobbing over a man, she’s very comforting to be around. A motherly figure despite having no children.
Critter (he/him)
A lil chuckler that prefers to follow the crowd. Even when showing clear excitement about something, he seems to stay quiet, as he’s afraid of bringing attention to himself. Calls Ik quite often—the two apparently see each other as family.
Flauna (they/them)
A caterpillar-like soul that’s trapped in a floor overgrown by flora. The vines of roses seem to not let anything in or out unless you’re using the elevator. A kind soul even in loneliness. If they aren’t talking about flowers, they’re probably talking about their husband. (❤️ - Sobbergritch)
Ides (any/all)
A mysterious figure that trudges through the forest outside of the Inn. Critter and Widow have found a way to leave their floors without being caught, and have met with xim before. It’s hard to fully tell what xey look like, as her body is constantly shifting into different silhouette, but you’ll always manage to find his looking eyes.
Lars (they/he/it) (belongs to @fiowersfield)
A bug like humanoid that has been lost in the afterlife for a while! they dont have a specific place where they stay at and keep wandering around, mostly following lights that they see. they are interested in the stars and usually look up at them sometimes when they get too lost in the woods. as a hobby they "draw" ( doodles in dirt ) as a way to spend some time. usually pretty nice but mostly confused because they dont think a lot. (❤️ - The Horseman)
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Pierot seems to be a bit confused about it is all
"Oh, yeah. That checks out. I take it you want me to do the explaining? Or? Actually, wait, why are you trying to teach it what kismesistude is?"
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thing :)
WELL IF EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT
Hi i want to play also :] rb with one troll at a time for a judgment from somebody on my roster!!!
if you'd like a specific muse, you're welcome to ask!! I'll just be going with whoever jumps out the most, so there’s no random generator or anything
multiple rbs welcome, judge-backs encouraged but not required!!!
also pls include either a comment or tag, cause it helps me keep track of the rb order n not miss any!
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Hey Xurkit do YOU understand how having a Kismesis works?
"I, uhhh... Yeah...? I'm not that isolated from public life. Why do you ask?"
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i missed tht.. xurkit ❄️ to make up for it
Xurkit is, shockingly--pun not intended--in attendance! It is stuck close to its darling matesprit Pierot. Xurkit is in an elaborate white and gold assemblage held by thick black woven cords, but instead of a mask, its head is surrounded by two thick black metal bands overlapping in an x-shape, engraved and plated with gold detail around eye-shaped holes spaced at regular intervals. The bands also seem to float and slowly rotate on their own around its head...?
Pierot is almost even more eye-catching. Its outfit quite literally glows, adorned with luminous swirling details and little shining beads. Its head has been replaced for now with a halo similar to Xurkit's, but instead of eyes, attached half-masks make up much of the space.
Together they make up one person excited to be here a normal amount. Xurkit, much more shy, is really only here to accompany its mate. It's never been one for crowded social events...
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igniculi volant for the ship meme :-)
did you guys know that pierot gets wet not-gore confetti on xurk like twice a day
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Well let's fuckin see here
??? (gender: no thanks. it/its)
transmasc icon
bigender he/she (also here are the other 2 inkasis, both transfem)
??? pt 2 (gender? No Fucking Thanks. any/all prounouns)
gender indifference runs in the family (she/they/it fishgirlthing)
transmasc as well
aaaaand lastly, ??? pt 3 (Unidentified Fucking Creature. it/its)
Yk, had a phone convo with a guy that’s a transphobic ass so um. Rb this with ur fav trans and/or gnc ocs
#sunne speaks#i just went thru all my oc folders in order#PR0T0TYPE things#radiix things#the sunsrage things#the shepherd things#laambe things#kat things#xurkit things
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yeah, pierot! how did you two meet?
"Well, I uhh... I don't really remember... It just kind of shows up sometimes and I don't really remember much else."
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xurkit! I heard from a certain little clown that you've got a quad filled! how's that going for you two?
"I, er... Uhm. Yes, I think I do! That sounds right. I think."
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all of the tbh edits ive done today. jesus christ
#grimrrarts#I GUESS?#in order:#arkkryen things#dombay things#krygen things#PR0T0TYPE things#the abyssal things#orcinus things#antare things#xurkit things#radiix things#laambe things#selata things#enneyo things#damn.
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ummm u know,
dating sim for xurkit?
Name: Citala Hypnid Xurkit Wiyyre
Their Profession: Electrical repairman (repairthing?)
Where they can be found (e.g. park, café, gym etc): Low % chance at restaurants.
Favourite food type (breakfast, junk food, veggies, etc): Drinks like smoothies or boba :D
Favourite trait (romance, passion, sexuality, talent, flirtation, sentiment, joy): Romance
Where they would go on a date: Stay at home or go to a restaurant.
Ideal gift: Anything cute but also shockproof that it can Actually Hold and keep when asleep.
How many dates until they go to bed: Uhh. A lot?
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Xurk!!! I heard rumor that YOU have a matesprit!!!
"You lost me at 'heard rumor.' Yeah, definitely, someone's talking about me good or bad."
You conveniently ignore the second part.
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YOUR little meow meow.
good evening ftc I haven’t drawn in a while so I’m gonna do some quick sketches to warm up!
rb this with ONE character of choice (troll/human/alien hell I’ll even do fandom) and maybe I will draw smth of them
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