#xurkit things

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Someone has a big pitch crush on it and as funny as it is for it to be oblivious I want to see how long it takes for it to realize there is a crush

"Ah. Well. I'll help sort that out."

[sunnetrolls]

my squinky :D

if i requested to see your most cherished yellow blooded troll, would you oblige?

[siphonomy]

introduction post, strawpage will be added soon!

> FOR_BASQUIAT.mp3

Howdy, I’m Astrophel!!! Astro for short—I also use Xurkit. I use he/they pronouns, but if you like using neos here’s a fun place to look!! I do like to use tone tags to get points across!! oh and im a minor

I take requests!! I cannot promise immediate responses, but I love stuff in my inbox!!!

You will be blocked if you’re…

y’know. general dni (racist, ableist, etc)

Anti-xeno

Zionist

Proship/comship/darkship

Endogenic systems/supporters (I am not a system, but I do have system friends/mutuals)

If You Hate OC x Canon. Get Outta Here

Your Boyfriend fan

Yarichan Bitch Club fan

Coffin of Andy and LeyLey fan

I may or may not avoid you; does not apply to mutuals…

Danganronpa fan

Hazbin Hotel fan

DSMP fan

Dandy’s World fan

MSI defender

Interest List (last updated 12/28/24) (mm/dd/yy)

[extremely attached to]

[big fan of]

[current interest]

Point of No Return (Roblox) (2ish months strong)

Vast Error

Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox)

The Upturned

Camp Here & There

Guardians of the Video Game

Vincent: The Secret of Myers

Splatoon

Epic: The Musical

Midnight Horrors (Roblox)

Jazzpunk

Cosmo Sheldrake

The Property of Hate

Lethal League

Mystery Skulls Animated

Regretevator (Roblox)

POSTMORTEM (Roblox)

Just Shapes & Beats

Phighting (Roblox)

Everhood

Pokémon

Buckshot Roulette

…and a ton more. It’s very easy to get me interested in things so don’t be afraid to dm me propaganda

Tags

#siphonomy lecture -> general rants/rambles

#phosphorism -> asks & answers

#starfused pen | literature

#shining brush | art

#jellyfish family -> close friends!!!

> “Always number one, bro.”

[upsidedownwanderer]

Howdy!! I don’t know how you found this account, but pretty cool that you did! Here’s my main if you’re interested

I am Astrophel—commonly known as Astro or Xurkit—and this is a side blog where I talk about The Upturned! Yeah I already do that on my main blog, but this digs into the stuff that I feel too embarrassed to share to the population! which is just. “hey what if I made my own story off an already canon one”

#wandering rambles - off topic posts

#upsidedownwanderer - story stuff. I am too lazy to put it all into separate tags

Below are character descriptions! Ocs included </33

Mr. Me Avi - The Traveler (he/they)

A lone soul who found the Upturned Inn by luck. Although their face is always unemotional, they’re easily irritable. Their mood consists of passive aggressive muttering or screaming at the nearest moving thing from fear. His anger is never sudden, instead it build ups over encounters—he’s actually quite polite at first. A few years in the apocalypse does that to you.

Ikabod Kee - The Receptionist (he/him)

A chipper snake-like soul that is stationed at the front desk of the Upturned Inn. He’s always in a good mood, and it’s hard to crack the smile on his face! A bit loud from time to time, but that’s out of excitement over seeing another face.

Shrimp - The Anomaly (it/he)

A soul locked away in one of the asylum rooms. Doesn’t show much emotion either, only reacting to toys or food. Ik occasionally calls it “Artie.”

Sobbergritch - The Inventor (he/him)

The current owner of the Upturned Inn. Hasn’t been seen or found in a long time, as it’s been told he’s in the deepest parts of the hotel. Rarely will he interrupt conversations between Avi and Ik, and the reason why is unknown. It’s hard to tell if there’s malicious intent.

The Horseman - Death (they/he/it)

A myth to many, a man to few. Guests of the inn speak of a glowing figure on horseback guiding those out of the rain, therefore out of the afterlife. They have many titles: “Death,” “The Lone Rider,” “The Morning,” but we don’t know his actual name.

OCS!! Because they’re fun and this is MY story /j

The Widow (she/her)

A soul that sulks in her own room day and night. According to guests, she still mourns over the loss of her husband, stating that “although he left me for another woman, I still love him..” When she’s not sobbing over a man, she’s very comforting to be around. A motherly figure despite having no children.

Critter (he/him)

A lil chuckler that prefers to follow the crowd. Even when showing clear excitement about something, he seems to stay quiet, as he’s afraid of bringing attention to himself. Calls Ik quite often—the two apparently see each other as family.

Flauna (they/them)

A caterpillar-like soul that’s trapped in a floor overgrown by flora. The vines of roses seem to not let anything in or out unless you’re using the elevator. A kind soul even in loneliness. If they aren’t talking about flowers, they’re probably talking about their husband. (❤️ - Sobbergritch)

Ides (any/all)

A mysterious figure that trudges through the forest outside of the Inn. Critter and Widow have found a way to leave their floors without being caught, and have met with xim before. It’s hard to fully tell what xey look like, as her body is constantly shifting into different silhouette, but you’ll always manage to find his looking eyes.

Lars (they/he/it) (belongs to @fiowersfield)

A bug like humanoid that has been lost in the afterlife for a while! they dont have a specific place where they stay at and keep wandering around, mostly following lights that they see. they are interested in the stars and usually look up at them sometimes when they get too lost in the woods. as a hobby they "draw" ( doodles in dirt ) as a way to spend some time. usually pretty nice but mostly confused because they dont think a lot. (❤️ - The Horseman)

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Pierot seems to be a bit confused about it is all

"Oh, yeah. That checks out. I take it you want me to do the explaining? Or? Actually, wait, why are you trying to teach it what kismesistude is?"

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Well let's fuckin see here

??? (gender: no thanks. it/its)

transmasc icon

bigender he/she (also here are the other 2 inkasis, both transfem)

??? pt 2 (gender? No Fucking Thanks. any/all prounouns)

gender indifference runs in the family (she/they/it fishgirlthing)

transmasc as well

aaaaand lastly, ??? pt 3 (Unidentified Fucking Creature. it/its)

Yk, had a phone convo with a guy that’s a transphobic ass so um. Rb this with ur fav trans and/or gnc ocs

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Hey Xurkit do YOU understand how having a Kismesis works?

"I, uhhh... Yeah...? I'm not that isolated from public life. Why do you ask?"

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i missed tht.. xurkit ❄️ to make up for it

Xurkit is, shockingly--pun not intended--in attendance! It is stuck close to its darling matesprit Pierot. Xurkit is in an elaborate white and gold assemblage held by thick black woven cords, but instead of a mask, its head is surrounded by two thick black metal bands overlapping in an x-shape, engraved and plated with gold detail around eye-shaped holes spaced at regular intervals. The bands also seem to float and slowly rotate on their own around its head...?

Pierot is almost even more eye-catching. Its outfit quite literally glows, adorned with luminous swirling details and little shining beads. Its head has been replaced for now with a halo similar to Xurkit's, but instead of eyes, attached half-masks make up much of the space.

Together they make up one person excited to be here a normal amount. Xurkit, much more shy, is really only here to accompany its mate. It's never been one for crowded social events...

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igniculi volant for the ship meme :-)

did you guys know that pierot gets wet not-gore confetti on xurk like twice a day

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yeah, pierot! how did you two meet?

"Well, I uhh... I don't really remember... It just kind of shows up sometimes and I don't really remember much else."

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xurkit! I heard from a certain little clown that you've got a quad filled! how's that going for you two?

"I, er... Uhm. Yes, I think I do! That sounds right. I think."

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ummm u know,

dating sim for xurkit?

Name: Citala Hypnid Xurkit Wiyyre

Their Profession: Electrical repairman (repairthing?)

Where they can be found (e.g. park, café, gym etc): Low % chance at restaurants.

Favourite food type (breakfast, junk food, veggies, etc): Drinks like smoothies or boba :D

Favourite trait (romance, passion, sexuality, talent, flirtation, sentiment, joy): Romance

Where they would go on a date: Stay at home or go to a restaurant.

Ideal gift: Anything cute but also shockproof that it can Actually Hold and keep when asleep.

How many dates until they go to bed: Uhh. A lot?

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YOUR little meow meow.

good evening ftc I haven’t drawn in a while so I’m gonna do some quick sketches to warm up!

rb this with ONE character of choice (troll/human/alien hell I’ll even do fandom) and maybe I will draw smth of them

[sunnetrolls]

Do you have any friends Xurkit? Or if Pierot the only one you can hang out with safely?

"You guys are weird tonight. Of course I have friends, I'm not the only hyperactive psion in the world. Sure, not a ton, but I have Tertet and Lektra to hang out with."

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ummm xurkit what kind of things do you like to do for fun with your mate? isn't pierot a little... let's say, high maintenance?

"The fuck does that mean? Not really, no. At least not for someone like me. Piers feeds off my psionics just fine, and there's more than plenty to go around."

As you speak, the weird little clown alien is pressed up against your side and tucked under one of your arm cables.

"Sometimes it tags along to work with me. Power surges don't bother it at all. Uhhh. What else. I was on its show once."

There's plenty more you could say, but you don't like talking about your sex life.

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Yeah that’s what I do. Can you answer my epic question please

"Hmmm... No! I don't think I will! I'm enjoying my evening with my mate actually. If you have other questions though we'll see."