#xoxo suriel

[dragons-library]

The suriel is so real actually because he just wants to gossip, go shopping for a new robe and get a little treat to spill the tea.

He is so bbgirl

[offical-tea-spiller]

In recent news the @shadowsingers-mate has made an appearance.

It makes you wonder how @shadowbabiesdaddy and @futureautumnhighlord will navigate their marriage now that Azriel's mate is in picture.

Too bad I'm not going to tell. The only people I directly talk to are my chickens and @feyrecursebrkr

Or anyone who gets me a nice enough cloak

[nightcourtlady17]

Fucking love the suriel sooo much!!

[offical-tea-spiller]

Mmm... A paper named after moi? Wonderful.

Uh-oh… looks like there’s a special issue of the infamous “Suriel News” gossip sheet in Prythian… I wonder what they’re up to this time…

Is it true that the devilishly handsome High Lord of the Night Court has a mate? Is she as pretty as the rumours say? Journalist Serafeim Spiritsky is certain!

But… oh no! Some words have been mysteriously smudged on the Prythian-wide copy of today’s special issue! I wonder why that would be… Serafeim Spiritsky claims she doesn’t remember what was originally written even though she wrote the article! Hm…

This is the debut piece of the new in-house editor of “Suriel News”, Faithrya Fallingstar! Can you guess who that is? 💜

Who is this mysterious source they mentioned? Surely it must be someone very close to the couple… Can you spot the hints? 👀

[erisweekofficial]

Tonight we're here to hype up @nocasdatsgay aka finnijer on ao3!

If you're looking for a multiship Eris super writer, you HAVE to check out her writing. Neris? Got it. Azris? Got that too. Eris x Reader? Check. But did you know you needed Cassian x Eris? No. Well now you do. We're incredibly impressed with the diverse range of ships! 🥵

Seriously though, there's so many great fics on her master list. We wanted to share a few with you to get started.

Neris but make it omegaverse (1) (2) (3)

Azris: Chokehold

Eris x Reader: So Where do I Start?

Or any of her Eris Week fics from last year!

Read on to learn more about @nocasdatsgay's opinions on Eris and what his tumblr blog would be like.

What is your favorite eris thing you've made?

This is hard. I was told to pick the thing with the most Beron* so The Price You Pay for Power. It’s from Nesta’s perspective but I get to work in hits of what Eris is thinking or planning through how she perceives him and his expressions. I think I did a better job in this story so far with writing what most consider “canon Eris”. He’s closed off, stern, but also does his best to keep Nesta safe after the disaster that was Family Dinner.

When do you think Eris got his first smokehound?

Smoke hounds are a prize possession of Autumn. I like to think maybe he got one as the eldest Vanserra but inherited more when his mother’s sisters passed away. Or maybe he just took over their care as a hobby since Beron couldn’t be bothered.

If Eris finally gets rid of Beron, what do you think would be his first act as High Lord?

Lift the exile ban on Lucien if there is one. He would definitely send a decree that Lucien is allowed to come home if he so chooses.

What do you think Eris is like as a partner?

Eris is attentive and calculated. That bleeds over into partnership. He’s got a mental catalog of all your likes and dislikes; preferences that you say don’t matter but do. I also feel like he is collected in public but in private his hands do not leave you. It’s almost grounding how he has to be touching you or holding you. I just think he’s a soft boy deep down but only for his partner and he would tear the world down for you.

What would Eris's tumblr blog be like?

I’m torn between a doggie blog and Prthyian’s latest hot gossip. Maybe he’s doing both. Dog tips and photos in the front, a scandalous article about the shadowsinger allegedly regifting a necklace in the back. He is xoxo Suriel.

*the mods would like to clarify that the threat was that if she didn't pick a favorite fic, we'd choose the one with the Most Beron™️ 🤣

[acotarmemes]

ACOTAR tweets // xoxo the suriel

[gwyns]

Cassian would immediately run to his room, jump on the bed, and spill all the tea to Nesta, and be all excited like a little kid. But he’s such a busybody, everyone and they mamas would know.😂

I really want the chaperone line to be used, it would be so funny. He pulls a reverse uno on Azriel. Do you think Cassian would tease Azriel after Az and Gwyn complete their mating bond like he did with Rhys? Surely he wouldn’t be that dumb, and I think out of respect for Gwyn he wouldn’t. I could see Cass teasing Azriel in other aspects though.😂

YES!! cassian is the busybody of prythian. he's very good at reading people and, in my opinion, can be nosey as hell. i like picturing him as somewhat similar to the suriel, he just seems to have tea on everybody

(imagine that's the suriel and cassian if they ever had the chance to meet)

oh i can definitely see cass teasing az, but more so about how he was so broody about thinking he doesn't have a mate and all that "what if the cauldron is wrong" bullshit. how exactly does cassian know this information? that's one secret he'll never tell (xoxo gossip girl). even az's shadows are impressed

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

ok but I relate to “suriel fan club” so hard

I can’t tell you how much I just want to gossip with a suriel 😭😭xoxo gossip girl

[1d1195]

i saw your post and i listened to the song and i just :((((((( it was a sad song it was a moving song it really touched me i mean “you find out loves not real” 😭😭😭 “you’re so much taller, but it’s not the same, cause you used to think by now that everything would be okay” just hit really close to home

i get you, idk maybe there’s something in the air because i’ve been having a really tough few weeks but especially these past few days and i’m really sorry to hear you’re feeling the same so im sending a sorta mini playlist that has more of a happy-uplifting-vibe cause you totally deserve it!

everything ends - jp saxe ft. lizzy mcalpine & tiny habits

little bit more - suriel hess

feels like - gracie abrams

it’s a beautiful life - billy raffoul

learning to love you - jake scott

i hope things get better soon and i’m always wishing you well🫶

~🎶🎀

This is so sweet, thank you! I will def give it a listen. Sometimes I just need to kind of feel my emotions through the phase and unfortunately I'm just at a low point right now this month. I'm very cyclical in how I feel, ya know. So I think I just gotta listen to this song a lot and then I'll give your upbeat one a listen to brighten my mood 💕

I hope you're on an upswing too and I wish you the very VERY best too! Thanks for the music and I hope I didn't bum you out too much. It was probs a bad idea to tell me your sister calls you "sad indie girl" music because I would say the same of myself and sometimes I REALLY dig into it LOL

anyway, thank you for the playlist, I can't wait to listen to it! 💕

xoxo

[aladyandhertardis]

It's in the little things

Photo by RODNAE Productions on Pexels Dear younger me,Things that I never noticed make up a long-term relationship till now*:- Joining AAA together on the same account. - Moving in with each other and being on the same lease- Going to the same mechanic. - Taking each other out to things that excite the other person because you want to see the joy on their faces.- Cuddling with each other every night because it helps us sleep. - Finishing the last of the whole milk even though we're both lactose intolerant. (My butt and the toilet were not very happy with that.)- Helping make a dish even though the smell gives you a headache. - Giving each other space to do our own activities.- Getting the same shared apps on our phones so we both can be equally annoyed by the home security system while scanning receipts to earn points for fun things and enjoying the clean air from our air purifier.- Watching a million shows together and trusting the other person doesn't watch it without us.- Farting in front of each other. - Still accepting each other after seeing the other person at their worst and lowest points.- Taking care of the other person when they're sick and having them take care of you too. (Even if said person was the one who got you sick in the first place.)- Getting the other person their favorite snacks every time you go out just because.- Laughing at the dumbest things.- Trusting that the other person won't crash your car when they drive it. (Especially if said car is a fancy-ass luxury vehicle.)- Taking accountability and responsibility and a willingness to change when you messed up, especially if it hurt those closest to you.- Learning how to apologize sincerely and not backhandedly.- Creating boundaries and respecting the other person's boundaries.- Being comfortable with each other in all kinds of situations and environments. (Note to self: avoid the bathroom for a little bit when he's pooping though.)- Helping each other out with the chores and trying to not make it too heavy-handed to the point where one person is doing most of the work.- Lots of kisses. xoxo xoxo- Also a lot of I love yous, drive safe, be careful, and what not. - Sharing a lot of streaming services together, might as well throw in Nintendo too. - Trusting that your partner is perfectly capable of taking care of themselves while you're not there.- Sharing a bunch of videos and memes with each other, even if we're right next to each other.- Sharing a Costco membership with each other.- And many other things, but overall we're still learning more about each other while still growing up alongside each other and loving each other even when the clouds are gray and stormy as they pass over the sky.  *Different for every relationship. And now the weather: Little Bit More by Suriel Hess ~ Stacy N. http://dlvr.it/SlPWMj

[offical-tea-spiller]

*shows up to a private meeting*

Oh no, gasp you caught me.

I suppose I'll have to tell you everything I know...

Oh, hi bestie, @feyrecursebrkr need to catch up while we drink some of my famous tea.

@the-moon-on-a-string, Beron is not your real dad, son, I am... Actually, it's @daycourt-daddy.

Also, Lucien Spell-Carver, you are the heir of the Day Court.

Lady Autumn, you and Helion are mates.

@shadowbabiesdaddy Morrigan is queer, child. Good to see you are too to some extent. Congratulations on the wedding by the way.

@futureautumnhighlord some of your folks are planning a revolution since they figured out you were in on killing Beron. Just a heads up.

...I suppose that is all for now... Also, I'll take that! *takes cloak off of @therealradicallord and puts it on* Love this design way better than the black ones I usually wear!

*disappears, leaving everyone stunned*

[acourtofdreamsanddarkness]

The relationship between Nesta and The House of Wind is honestly one of my favorites! 

Just the right mix of sass, comfort, and mutual fondness.

Reminds me of one of the best friendships - Suri x Ferye

[iamamren]

ACOSF Truths the Fandom is to afraid to admit:

Am I the only one weirded out by the characters' personalities? I feel like the characters didn't grow as much as I thought they should have. I felt like there was too much smut that I was disappointed that they were not able to explored Nesta's feelings towards her sisters and she was not gicen the opportunity of explaining why she was treating them like that. We never really got to see their relationship as sisters grow. It was like everything was forgiven in a snap.

Let's all acknowledge how the book plots have become repetitive.

XOXO, Suriel

[dontgetsalmonella]

Just wanted to post this again before ACOSF comes out to remind everyone who the real gossip girl is. 

xoxo, Suriel 

(Also, I couldn’t find the original artist, so if anyone knows who that is tell me so I can tag them) 

[morgana0anagrom]

I wasn't going to post anything until new year but how can I not, when I can finally share this artwork with you guys 😂😁❤️❤️ I painted this piece for @janarunneck Calendar. I loved working with her and with other artists. Honestly they are all so amazing 😍❤️❤️ I hardly draw any weird looking characters or creatures so I asked Jana if I could draw Suriel 😁 I really wanna draw monsters in the future so Suriel was a great start haha. Character is from a court of thorns and roses book series by @sjmaas Hope you guys will like it xoxo 

also Merry Christmas guys ❤️❤️ best wishes 🎉❤️ 

[illyrian-enthusiasts]

In recent news of Suriel-the-gossip-girl.com

The Suriel: Word around the streets says that our own version of Serena Van Der Woodsen, Feyre Archeron, has been forced to go back to the Sprin- hOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NO BITCH LET ME GET MY GUCCI PURSE WE GOTTA GO SAVE MY BITCH