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It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.
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xkcd 2767
Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan
#xkcd#I have never been more called out by a webcomic#Hollo Fresh#For me it isn't the cutting of vegetables so much as the random time loss to ADHD paralysis
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