#xie lian needs satan

[wuxianxkexing]

Demonic Cultivator Wei Wuxian? Beautiful, wonderful, born to be a mom. Should be given every orphan on the planet to raise and he would do an amazing job with all of them.

God Pleasing Prince Xie Lian? Should not be put in charge of children for even 1 minute. Will probably appointment the oldest child as boss and just leave. Will not help if one of the children gets kidnapped. Doesn't even know how to make macaroni and cheese or microwaveable dinosaur nuggets. Would get arrested for child abuse and neglect in modern times.

[taihua]

living up to my blog title lately I think

[mrxadreamin]

"Wait, I need to delete my browser history first!" – Jeon Chiaki, Son of Solomon, Circa. 2024

After a millenia(not really), I finally made an oc for WHB and I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders!

With that, I offer you my son, Chi-chi Jeon Chiaki <3 now if you will excuse me I am going to rest my achey hands adjfgfdhd

Voice Actors:

(KR)Lee Sang-ho (Lilac Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom, Wise from Zenless Zone Zero)

(EN)Howard Wang (Xie Lian from TCGF, Louis from Morariarty the Patriot)

(JP)Daiki Yamashta (Ritsu Sakuma from ensemble stars)

Personality: Most of the time Chiaki is level-headed and calm, not one to jump the gun onsite. Also quite sarcastic and sassy, it’s a form of coping as well as a defense mechanism for himself. Despite his calm demeanor, he’s not the type to sit back and take things. As someone who’s quite observant, he’s the type to analyze first and act after. However, all trains of thought are gone when his loved ones are on the line and his fury will set ablaze that even makes Satan blush(literally…). Chiaki, despite having gone through enough, has carried an outlook on life that extends far beyond optimism, always the type to believe that things will turn out okay while sticking to reality. In his own way, Chiaki can be rather playful and cheeky with most and due to his charm alone, he can coax others into doing what he wants to meet his own goals– for the greater good of course! Considering his past experiences, he acts as a maternal figure for many, especially those who lacked such internal warmth, but has a spot big enough for Chiaki to hold them. Chiaki is a chivalrous pervert, but with some virtue. He tends to get distracted by his own lewd thoughts and has always been open about his sexuality. Sex positive, Chiaki indulges others in their sexual interests and endeavors! Interestingly enough, he’s also one of the densest people on Earth, so it will take a lot for his man to even get a single hint!

Confidence point: Shoulders and thighs

Favorite food(s): grilled brisket

Hobby: writing songs and reading erotica novels

Ideal Type: someone more dependable and carefree

Backstory: Chiaki had a loving childhood, his mother was a piano teacher and his father was a lawyer. Coming from a humble past, he wanted to get involved with music like his mother. Thus, he aspired to be a songwriter and musician when he grew older, but that dream was crushed when he lost his family at an early age and was later taken in by Minhyeok and his family. Chiaki had nothing left from them except for a key necklace that his father gave to him. “No matter what, hold onto this, there will be a time when you will need it most,” his father urged, only a few days before he was brutally murdered alongside his wife. Chiaki didn’t get what his father meant–not until he witnessed his best friend getting hurt right before his eyes and having made a contract with the King of Fury to save him. Only then did he truly understand.

Trivia:

Is bisexual, and is a verse-switch(do not let his looks fool you!). Learned that he was bi when he was around 14 years old and his first crush was Minhyeok.

Before he went to hell, he worked at a bookstore and also read to children on occasion. Also worked part time at a music store and would teach music lessons on occasion.

Attended the same college as Minhyeok as a Music theory major, with a minor in  Literature

Talented singer and dancer. When he was still attending university, he would be seen dancing in the studio or recording songs in one of booths of the music buildings.

Knows how to play guitar and piano. Knows music theory.

Having lost his family, he learned to cook for himself and with the help of Minhyeok.

His father is Korean and his mother is Japanese. 

Speaks both Korean, Satoori, and Japanese. Satoori comes out when he’s angry.

Does in fact have a skin care routine even after descending to hell.

His favorite sanrio characters are Kuromi and Pochacco 

Before his ascension to Hell, some of his friends called him Qiqi because he used to play genshin impact(or whatever equivalent), and whenever he pulled for a character, he got Qiqi instead, losing the 50/50. They also call him Chichi due to his "impressive" chest size, which he refuses to acknowledge.

Has written and composed his own songs, some of which are saucy, raunchy in their own way. He keeps them in a journal, but regrets not taking said journal with him before leaving to Hell.

Going in depth with his hobbies aside from songwriting, he collects erotica novels and manga, but doesn’t have a porn collection like the original mc, but that doesn’t mean he owns a few toys himself.

owns a light purple galaxy z flip5, but uses it for selfies and nudes. He uses the phone Satan gave him for contacts.

In terms of combat, he was able to wield various weapons during his time in hell, more specifically weapons made of Sitri's blood. He wields both a glade and a hammer.

Can make barriers out of silver/gold

Can summon large extraterritorial monsters from his coffin(given by Leviathan) and hang people on command if need be.

Design Notes:

Character inspo: Cealus and Dr. Ratio(Hontai Star rail), Epel Felmier(twst), Eiden(Nu:Carnival), Shoto(Vtuber/indie), Uki Violeta(Noctyx, Nijisanji EN), Solomon(Obey me & WHB), Joenghan(Seventeen)

concept outfit: white v-line shirt, dark purple cuffed pants, white converse(platforms), and has a purple cardigan/jacket. 

Chiaki is a man of comfortability hence he would be seen wearing cardigans, sweaters, etc.

His main outfit as derived from Eiden(Nu:carnival) but instead of a jacket, I decided that a cardigan would fit him best due to lax personality and nature. Not to mention his previous occupation as a bookseller/keeper and a music tutor and musician.

Since his favorite color is purple, he can be seen wearing lots of cool, warm purples and sometimes blues and pinks.

Relationships

[yeyayeya]

My reaction to TGCF Season 2 Ep 3

*novel spoilers under the cut*

We get Xie Lian going after Lang Ying in the crowd, and I haven’t read the revised version yet, but I’m curious to know how this scene played out since Lang Ying got snapped out of existence by MXTX

“Sorry Wind Master, but this is the last time!”

It was not, in fact, the last time

Qing Xuan’s reaction is so funny here I can’t. The cartoon fight thing adds on to the scene, and sometimes I forget how funny TGCF can be (if you ignore the really angsty and messed up aspects of it). ALSO RUOYE COMING IN CLUTCH. Do not mess with Xie Lian guys

Their reactions when XL tells them to meet up in 3 days. I love how SQX taps his face with his fan. “I’ll meet you guys up later, gotta go see my boyfriend-uh, I mean, just gotta go see Satan.”

👀

ASDFGHJKL

YIN YU!!!! HOLY SHIT I CANT

Screaming crying throwing up

HE’S HERE AAAAHHHH

The most average man has arrived, also I love his purple/pink eyes I am fainting right now at the sight of him. His mask is so ugly on him it’s perfect 😍

My headcanon of his eye color was light green eyes, since his name (玉 yù) means jade, so that’s what I envisioned his eye color to be. I would’ve been fine with either gray or black eyes, since it added to his canon average looks. But the animators were like “no” and gave him some distinguishing features.

He… also got the dead mom hairstyle… I see

Ok but the hair color threw me off guard at first since he canonically has black hair, right? But it’s ok because I love him.

I know we’re not going to get Yizhen yet but I need to see his donghua design so BADLY. GIVE MY BOY THE CURLY HAIR

He stands like an NPC they doing his character justice

[ilovereadingandstuff]

SO, I SAW THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE ON PINTEREST...

And I thought, at first, that it was just a fanart, right??

just a fanart, a really nice one.

And, i mean, why would the novel include such a situation of Xie Lian in heat to say the least, completely overwhelmed by lust and mortal desires, accompanied for Hong-er (who i finally know it's hua cheng's younger self)...right??

Like, that kind of situation only occurs in fanfics, right?? right?!?!

so...I WAS WRONG!!

This picture is FUCKING CANON!!!

I CAN'T STILL FUCKING BELEIVE IT!!!

I can just say that...I'm falling in love with mxtx novels. That's it.

Because...IT WAS SO CONVENIENT, MAN!! BUT ALSO SO WELL DONE!!

Mister laughstocking of the three realms here was drugged in the middle of the forest by flowers with an aphrodisiac effect (basically).

And yeah!!, HE STARTED TO FEEL SO HOT INSIDE THE CAVE, Y'KNOW??

IT WAS A LITTLE TO HOT IN THERE, am i right??

So he started to stripped down, sweating like crazy, moaning, winning all the way...

and then... HE NEEDED HELP!! He was trying to keep up with the 'purity of mind' bullsh*t and was mostly going insane for bloodlust...

SO, GUESS WHO WAS ALSO THERE?!?!

Not Feng Xin, not Mu Qing nor Wind Master...

NON OTHER THAN MISTER SATAN ITSELF, HUA CHENG!!!

I mean...when he was a kid. his younger self.

He was just thirteen back then.

So yeah!! I loved it wasn't weird the narration, to be honest. Nothing weird nor cringe happened between them even thought xl was...impotent at the moment...

because, yeah, a 20 yo guy messing up in that way with a kid 7 years younger...would have been quite weird to read, honestly.

But it wasn't!! It didn't end the way i was preparing myself to be.

And, well, for the context, it made sense all of it, obviously.

I was actually surprised.

As a obsesive reader myself, i'm used to see this kind of specific situation only at fanfiction most of times. and when they happen in canon...i've find myself reading really uncomfortable scenes which a later regret to read, y'know?

So, I was truly taken aback when I realized where all the 'yao flowers' were about, and when xl entered inside the cave with Hong-er and started going insane for the heat, lust and all...

not gonna lie, i was excited. but nervious, at the same time.

I knew that this situation could become weird at any moment with the wrong line or wrong description...but I was soooo relieved that it wasn't that way!!

I'm truly happy for that. and even when Hong-er touched him!!! even that scene didn't feel cringe nor inappropiate.

you get what i mean??

I just wanted to share my reaction with this chapter and also wanted to point out that, yeah, the novels are good. like, reallyy good.

I don't regret discovering this new fandom and show, not a bit. and yeah...i'll continue reading. I'm heading towards book 4 now, hehe.

[baoshan-sanren]

tagged by @agendratum (and uh I think a couple of other people I can no longer find in my mentions) for this ~tumblr user~ tag game + lockscreen/homescreen/last played song thing

thank youuuuu 🥰🥰🥰

why did you choose your url?: because I too would love to be an eccentric immortal, living on a mountain no one can ever find, raising hordes of feral children that will go forth and infuriate the cultivation world, all while pining over my long lost lesbian lover

any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them: do I have any sideblogs 😂  so this is a sideblog, my main is @armitageshux but I also have a 2ha sideblog @luo-yunxi and a dmbj/tlt sideblog @wu-xie and a multifandom sideblog (where I mainly dump gifs of current obsessions) @green-ajah AND a fashion sideblog @kutkhu and a star wars sideblog (not so active lately) @cassianandors and um @zhou-xu sideblog where I’m mainly dumping translation links for cnovels and a few that are inactive and a few I just use to mess with code when I’m bored lol  

how long have you been on tumblr?: well, @armitageshux is my third main? and like, it was originally only used to run the In The Flesh Graphic Challenge? so that should tell you I’ve been here too long (I’m still bitter that goddamn show got canceled)

do you have a queue tag?: no, 90% of my posts are scheduled tho so I appear and disappear as I please :)

why did you start your blog in the first place?: I actually made this particular main during one of the purges (I think it was the one that deleted all the massive source blogs for copyright violations? like dcsource and marvelsource) and I did it mainly to anchor my sideblogs in the case my other main got deleted 

why did you choose your icon/pfp?: ah, I actually don’t remember. and the thing with your icon is, eventually it’s impossible to change it (I spend six months going “who tf is this?” whenever one of my mutuals changes theirs lol)

why did you choose your header?: xie lian. need I say more

what’s your post with the most notes?: I made freaking 22k of original posts on this sideblog? I feel like at some point, someone should have stopped me. tbh, not surprised to find out that it’s all the reasons you wanna kill wei wuxian post lmao

how many people do you follow?: 300 

have you ever made a shitpost?: have we met?

how often do you use tumblr?: since like 2019 I think I’ve been on here at least a couple of times every week, but in the years before that, maybe a few times a month?

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? who won?: so many times 😂  I am so tired. lately I just go “not today satan” and hit the block button

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?: it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m not going to reblog it

do you like tag games?: I do? most of the time? I just need to be in the right frame of mind? I do like gathering them up like a neurotic squirrel for those really good days when I can just answer dozens of questions without my brain overcooking 

do you like ask games?: same as above. when I’m on my outgoing introvert kick, bring them on. when I’m not, I just look at my inbox and get anxiety (I do love getting asks tho, I know it takes me ten years to answer them but pls be nice to the neurotic squirrel)  

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? oh man, after being on tumblr for so many years, you think I would have a better handle on this? I usually just assume that people who post original content and get like 300 notes in five minutes are... probably famous lol (side-eyes hunxi)

do you have a crush on a mutual?: ahhh I do adore @merelhyn and @wangxianbunnydoodles to fucking death but idk if I’d call it a crush more like I found two sisters living an obnoxious distance away from me, and like.... let’s face it, every time @hunxi-guilai snarks I grin at my screen like an absolute dumbass and probably swoon a little, so that has to count, right? 

both my lockscreen and homescreen are baaasic, like I’ve had this phone for 2 months and I’ve barely bothered to set up anything at all, and the last song is also the same song I’ve had on repeat for the last 2 months lol

I have no idea who’s done this so imma tag people I mentioned above + @lan-xichens @theyilinglaozus @linglynz @susuwatari-kompeito @mylastbraincql @vishcount​ but totally feel free to ignore this

[opheliapurple]

I love Xie Lian with all my heart but this is so accurate

People who put him in the good parent category are so funny- he treats kids like puppies

It’s only slightly less weird than people who think LBH would tolerate a child *at all* never mind be a parent in a Bingqiu household.

LBH would feed a kid to a demon as soon as SQQ’s back is turned and XL would tie a kid out back with a bowl full of kibble and call it a day.

Demonic Cultivator Wei Wuxian? Beautiful, wonderful, born to be a mom. Should be given every orphan on the planet to raise and he would do an amazing job with all of them.

God Pleasing Prince Xie Lian? Should not be put in charge of children for even 1 minute. Will probably appointment the oldest child as boss and just leave. Will not help if one of the children gets kidnapped. Doesn't even know how to make macaroni and cheese or microwaveable dinosaur nuggets. Would get arrested for child abuse and neglect in modern times.