#xephrry

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"Hey, Mr Chunk Manager -" "Oh for the - sod off."

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Yogscast Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: brryhrry/Xephos Characters: brryhrry, Xephos Additional Tags: does barry not have an ao3 tag?? heartbreaking. he must!, Fake/Pretend Relationship, a gremlin and a spaceman go undercover at a bdsm bar, the gremlin makes the spaceman regret ever knowing him, Dom/sub Undertones, in a messy way, Fluff and Smut, brryhrry is a gremlin, Alien Xephos, on the xephos can purr train as usual, Mildly Dubious Consent, (very mild - but barry doesn't ask verbally before he starts being a brat), don't think too hard about the premise please, xephrry, this is a ship im championing now. i saw it somewhere, and it was such a goofy dynamic, So. Summary:

Barry and Xephos have to go undercover at a BDSM bar, but Barry has decided to make it as difficult as possible for Xephos to play dom.

[phosphorescentspaceman]

Insert “filling your chunk” comment here

xephrry is such a good dynamic of younger gremlin and older 'im trying to pretend my life is on track but it hasn't been for like 2 decades"

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xephrry is fun. xephnarry for all 3

if you work on a factory together, just the three of you, im sure some weird interpersonal relationships start happening behind the steam engines.

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oops more liveblogging - i have members so if i mention something not in the actual episode, oopsie (new ep spoilers below the cut)

love the rocket freaking out across the screen, cant believe rythian infected it with his enderman vibes.

"so is he all buddy buddy with the overseer or" the instant suspicion from lalna dang - they really are so abnormal about eachother.

i wonder what controls the warp plate permissions - perhaps - im being delulu here but hear me out - a microchip in their necks? these are clones is what im saying. these are clones and this is all yoglabs' fault.

"we deserve a holiday, and on this holiday where going to go slaughter whatever we find" "yeah, or die instantly" the xephrry dynamic is such that you can not tell who said what. this is important to me.

they all have goat horns now. this will surely never get annoying.

the seagull is my new favourite character. making seagull gunner fanart the instant the episode is over.

the zoo grows! they just want some animal buddies.

harry kinda prompting lewis was hilarous "what does the compass say?" "the compass says this is a swamp. oh shit - this is where we're supposed to be -"

fuckin gaia guardian my ass, the lotus is guarded by ribbits

now - is the distinction between black lotus and blacker lotus going to be important here or did i just not hear rythian correctly in the recording?

thank you lewis for somehow mentioning the literal only phobia i have in the middle of this episode. thank u. i didnt need this, i dont like it, but this is the world i live in. (im shit scared of cane toads)

"are we the bad guys? are we the fucking bad guys??" maybe, barry.

behold - his new friends and buds