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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Horizon (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beta/Milu Characters: Beta (Horizon), Milu (Horizon) Additional Tags: One-Shot, Post-HFW, Post-Canon, POV Second Person, Established Relationship, Fluff, they just deserve the world, and hold some hands Summary:
Space and the horrors it bore are far away and fading further, matter less by the day. It is over. You are safe. In her arms, you can believe it. Her presence has a gravity like Earth’s. It’s a tether, to ground and bind you to the present, to allow for a glimpse of the future: the change firmly in your hands, a lifetime of endless possibilities; and the constant of her at your side. Starry-eyed fantasies, and all of them—yours, to make true.
Beta receives a gift from Milu.
Based on a prompt by the amazing @loumauve. So grateful to have you in my life.
#THEY DESERVE ALL THE GOOD THINGS#i'm so soft over them#belu#beta x milu#horizon forbidden west#hfw#horizon fanfiction
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# 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐓 @ 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
#* . ´ 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑪𝑼𝑻 ﹕ detalles.#alanis cayendo con las t*tas de fuera y papers para marihuana a un evento familiar#alanis: esto ES familiar para mí !!!!!#perdón x robarle outfits a bowie @ belu te amo
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still cooing over this
Commission for @bluntblade of Beta using a Burrower to give flowers to Milu!
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💌 + ¿mayor sueño?
coreografiar un tour de taylor swift. obvio.
#* . ´ 𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑪𝑰𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑺𝑻 ﹕ detalles.#tuvo una oportunidad semejante y la perdió por estúpida jaaa#gracias belu x mis 10 gifs te amo
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Louis taking selfies with MTV Sur host Belu Drugueri! (6 April 2024)
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Almond Cookie x Reader who are engage with eachother and Reader was unfortunately kidnapped by Roguefort Cookie
Enjoy the milkshake! I did change the plot a tiny bit since I don’t believe roguefort to kidnap someone but I do think they would know a lot about what happened
Engaged in detective work
-romantic?-
Spoiler idk how case reports work
Case report- kidnapping, break in and robbery
On the night of x/xx/xx, the house of Y/N Cookie was broken into in the middle of the night, Y/N Cookie was reported to be missing when their fiancé, Detective Almond Cookie went to visit them, there are little clues about Y/N Cookies whereabouts.
Almond Cookie set the paper down, it had been a few days and he was stressed. His fiancé had gone missing with little to no clue, and his daughter, Walnut Cookie wanted to aid her father but this wasn’t something she should get involved in at her age.
The stress was eating Almond Cookie alive, he was running on no sleep, an extreme amount of anxiety and coffee and the hope the Y/N Cookie was safe.
Flipping through the pages of photos of the crime scene, he looked over them, now he’d memorized the photos but looking back, one of the pictures had something he glossed over…
A calling card.
It wasn’t something anyone, especially Y/N Cookie would have in their house before, and it might be the sleep deprivation talking but he knew who left the card.
Phantom Bleu.
That theif… of course it was them! They were always taunting anyone who tried to catch them! But kidnapping someone? Now that might be a bit far, even for THE Phantom Bleu.
Even if they didn’t do the crime, Almond Cookie needed to at least get a slight clue on what happened to his beloveded.
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Cuffs wrapped around the thief’s wrists, the events leading up to this surprised them. Not once had Almond Cookie been so determined to catch them.
Almond Cookie grabbed Phantom Belu’s collar and in a deathly serious tone, he started to question the thief
“I’m only going to ask you this once, so answer carefully… Do you know where Y/N Cookie went?”
Phantom Belu giggled at the seriousness of the detective. “If I tell you what I know, will you not arrest me?”
There was a pause and then a sigh “…yes” now was it out of annoyance or desperation? That is not certain.
“Well, I went to you steal Y/N Cookies ring since it looked rather expensive, but when I got there a group of criminals were there, now I’m no genius but they definitely weren’t from Parfaedia, in fact I heard one of them talking about something relating to darkness. Oh! And I did steal the ring if you were wondering”
Almond Cookie took a moment to process this before making an offer.
“If you help me I won’t arrest you.” “Huh?” “You know more about what happened than me, so if you help me I won’t arrest you for your crimes.”
Phantom Belu paused before responding “Alright detective, call me Roughfort Cookie.”
-I’m sooo eppy, probs will make a part 2-
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Countries- Amphibia, The Owl House, and maybe Star vs Evil
I said before that my bnha au I'd is a crossover with other series including Amphibia, toh, and aot, which is half true. In reality, it wasn't the case originally because I made it in the early 2021. During this time, I was very much obsessed with The Prom. However, after the Amphibia Final aired (which I got so depressed from the series I was contemplating suicide, lol), I started adding other series. Initially, it was just the characters, including the nonhuman ones. However, I found that boring, so I decided to have the Amphibia continent and the Boiling Isle (actually the entire demon realm) transported on Earth. The idea of Amphibia transporting to Earth was my theory of how Anne and Sprig stayed together before the finals.
So, Amphibia, the Demon Realm, and maybe Mewni transported onto Earth in the Early Dark/Vigilante Era (around 2070s), right after the Final Ballad. For the world reaction, half the world were panicking, screaming their ass off, wondering if G-d forsaken them. For the other half, it more the align of this:
How each land came into appearing on Earth is different (I not even bothering with Mewni). For Amphibia, I imagine it happened when Leif stolen the Music Box. There were more scuffle between her and Andrias, which led the Music Box not only teleporting them but Amphibia to Earth.

(A very shitty map of how I vision it. And yes, Amphibia is that big, Matt said it was the size of Australia.)
I certain Amphibia could keep the majority of its technology even without the Box, though it couldn't maintain some of it (maybe like the that could made Newtopia Castle hovered). By the time in bnha contemporary, the population should be around a billion or so, and there will a lot of technology exchange, much to the Core chagrin. For instance, Hop Pop will be around 130 years old. Also, there are Amphibians who have quirks (Asui Tsuyu is half-Human, half-Amphibian thanks to this; her mother is a Frog and her father is a Human with Toad-like quirk)
Also, no, I will not make this au an Anne x Sprig. They are very much best friends, sister and brother. I am a very strictly Sashannarcy shipper.
For the Demon Realm, it is a bit tricky. Mainly because there isn't a full map of the Demon Realm, so we don't know how many islands there are, how big the world, or even there are non-Titan landmass. So there going be a lot of guessing.
Unlike Amphibia, the Demon Realm lands were scattered across Earth. Some, like the Titan-Trapper Isle, are located near Amphibia, like the Southwest of Mexico Coast. For the Boiling Isle, it's located in Atlantic.

(Lol, lmao even)
The Boiling Isles, referred to as the Belus Archipelago, is mostly still disunity, even after teleporting onto Earth.
The Belus Archipelago is much larger than the BI, though not the island itself. Terrace said the Titan is the size of Vermont, 24,000 km² (smaller than the Bay Area). While the island is still the same, there are far more lands in its surroundings, most of it is non-Titan landmass. This brings the total land area of 150,000 km². Not only that, there are other titan archipelago that align with Belus, both north and south, making it look like this:

(Like this, but there are dozens more)
Belus and its islands total population should be around 10 million, either Witch-kind or Demon-Kind. And there is a similar population for the other archipelago, bringing the population nearly billions of Witches and Demons. Witches and Demons cannot gain a quirk unless they manage to have a child with either a Human or Amphibian. Luz in this AU is a half-Human, half-Witch. Her father is a Witch whose family lived in the Dominican Republic for many generations (can a nonhuman be a Latine?). He met Camila, and they moved to Gravefield just like canon. The reason why, other than for Healthcare (there is a colonycof Witches), was the intensive discrimination they faced from both Witch and Humans for interspeciesrelationships. Luz, being mixed, faces discrimination due to this, being called the M-word. Luz can't do magic, but she does have a quirk, creating non-physical light.
I can't really think anything else. Belos/Philip likely controls the Boiling Isle like in canon, except not only the Belus Archipelago but also the other archipelago. I also will think his motivation will change, though I don't know what.
That's it, see yay!
#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#the owl house#amphibia#toh#star vs the forces of evil#svtfoe#bnha fanfic#bnha fanfiction#mha fanfic#mha fanfiction#fanon#toh fanfic#toh fanfiction#amphibia fanfic#amphibia fanfiction#luz noceda#emperor belos#philip whittebane#tsuyu asui#camila noceda#hop pop#bhna au#toh au#amphibia au#lore
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• GMN BEAUVERIA merupakan Agensia Pengendali Hayati (cendawan yang dapat menyebabkan infeksi dan membunuh hama khususnya serangga).
• GMN BEAUVERIA digunakan untuk mengendalikan hama-hama pertanian antara lain : wereng batang coklat, penggerek batang, walang sangit, wereng daun, kepidinding tanah, Aphis sp, Myzus sp, Ulat grayak (Spodoptera), Trips, dll.
• GMN BEAUVERIA dapat mengendalikan hama-hama tanaman perkebunan antara lain Uret, Bubuk buah kopi, Helopeltis sp dan berbagai pengganggu tanaman yang lain.
KOMPOSISI , GMN BEAUVERIA Beauveria Bassiana 1,31 x 10' CFU/g
ATURAN PAKAI GMN BEAUVERIA
1. 100 gr BEAUVERIA dicampurkan dalam +- 14 Liter air (Satu Tangki) dengan volume semprot 400 - 500 liter/hektar.
2. Aplikasi sebaiknya ditujukan langsung pada jasad/hama sasaran.
3. Agar lebih efektif dapat ditambahkan perekat.
4. Dosis 3 - 4 Kg/Hektar
waktu Aplikasi sebaiknya dilakukan sore (pukul 15.30)
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GMN BEAUVERIA MANFAAT GMN BEAUVERIA • GMN BEAUVERIA merupakan Agensia Pengendali Hayati (cendawan yang dapat menyebabkan infeksi dan membunuh hama khususnya serangga). • GMN BEAUVERIA digunakan untuk mengendalikan hama-hama pertanian antara lain : wereng batang coklat, penggerek batang, walang sangit, wereng daun, kepidinding tanah, Aphis sp, Myzus sp, Ulat grayak (Spodoptera), Trips, dll. • GMN BEAUVERIA dapat mengendalikan hama-hama tanaman perkebunan antara lain Uret, Bubuk buah kopi, Helopeltis sp dan berbagai pengganggu tanaman yang lain. KOMPOSISI , GMN BEAUVERIA Beauveria Bassiana 1,31 x 10' CFU/g ATURAN PAKAI GMN BEAUVERIA 1. 100 gr BEAUVERIA dicampurkan dalam +- 14 Liter air (Satu Tangki) dengan volume semprot 400 - 500 liter/hektar. 2. Aplikasi sebaiknya ditujukan langsung pada jasad/hama sasaran. 3. Agar lebih efektif dapat ditambahkan perekat. 4. Dosis 3 - 4 Kg/Hektar waktu Aplikasi sebaiknya dilakukan sore (pukul 15.30)
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a guide to lunfardo electric boogaloo
it's 2022, world cup finals in the middle of summer, and Oikawa joins in on argentine football culture. somehow he fits right in.
pairing — Oikawa Tooru x arg!reader word count — 1.4k note — pov devaluación de moneda
it's a monumental occasion; the entire country has been waiting for this day for the past eight years. with #EraPenal trending on every social media and a bruise in the shape of a German's knee on an Argentine player, the 2014 world cup's finals is a match no one with Argentine blood will ever forget. today, a hot summer day of 2022, the country gathers once more in anticipation, with hopes and dreams of seeing Lionel Messi, the one and only, finally win one world cup before his official retirement from the event. among these citizens, Oikawa Tooru, Japanese-born professional volleyball player in the Argentine league, also wears the blue and white colors to support the football team.
(we don't talk about 2018.)
"you know," he starts, walking into your house through the kitchenette's door, "i forgot how deep in the village this house was." you help him unload, taking one of his bags off his shoulders and very carefully trying not to drop the tray of food he's hastily relinquishing.
placing the food on the counter, you wonder why he brought a whole bag and a suitcase for such a short trip. you decide not to question him, instead snickering, "you say that like you didn't travel three provinces over for a football match."
"and the morfi. 'cause i've been missing those panqueques." he leans down to press his cheek against yours out of instinct. he's always resented that you don't make the kissy sound when greeting people. it's been months since you last saw each other, but you still choose to poke fun at him. you call out to your dogs in an effort to shoo them away, but Oikawa decides to humor them by kneeling on the floor. you watch as he welcomes the three of them in his arms.
you laugh as you start undoing the knot on the plastic bag holding whatever food he chose to bring. it's summer and it's hot so you really worry for whatever has been sitting in this bag during his Cabify ride here. "speaking of, what'd you bring to morfar…?" you grimace when the sharp smell hits you. it's just vitel toné. you'll throw it in the fridge and hope someone eats it later.
"homemade, by the way. one of my teammates gave me the recipe," he proudly announces while rising from the floor. your dogs excitedly tap their feet on the tiles in hopes for more attention, but Oikawa waves them off and dusts off his pants. one of the dogs jumps on him. you laugh as Oikawa stumbles back, trained volleyball reflexes helping him with his balance. "no, thanks, i don't need help."
"of course you don't." as you chuckle to yourself, you successfully manage to shoo your dogs away, "¡arafue, vamos, vamos!" you lead the way into the house, hauling the unnecessarily heavy bag. "make yourself at home, Toto, you've lived here anyway."
and he does exactly that, leaving you to take his luggage to what once had been his room before he moved across the country to San Juan. you hear your mutual friends greeting him enthusiastically and dragging him into a group hug. you also hear a few cheek kisses, despite the fact that the world went through an entire global pandemic—considering Oikawa thrives off physical touch, it's no wonder he doesn't mind it at all.
"what took you so long?" Pipe asks while you walk back into the living room. everyone's sprawled out on your couch, each trying to hoard as much of your poor fan as possible. you were the chosen to poner casa since yours is still relatively cool in the summer.
Oikawa has, meanwhile, fallen pray to Belu's hands as she takes it upon herself to paint his face blue and white. he stays as still as possible, answering, "got on the wrong bondi, went on an adventure around town."
"ay, Toto, Toto, cabecita de polenta."
although he wants to offer a retort, especially now that he's become fluent in the art of Argentine insults, he's forced to sit completely immobile as Belu nearly stabs him in the eye with her eyeliner. laughter echoes around the room, you yourself chuckling quietly while disappearing into the kitchenette again to check on the chimichurri toasts and chipá in your oven. the chattering of your friends rings in the background, your old oven screeching when you pull it open, and you catch someone calling Oikawa terrorista de panqueques after he asks if you'll be making any.
when you head back into the living room, you're juggling a hot plate of savory treats and a thermos filled with boiling water. it's almost thirty-two degrees, but you'd get killed if you refused anyone in this room a good mate. you lay everything down on the small coffee table, and when you look up to make sure everything is accounted for before the match, you lock eyes with Oikawa.
you don't know what happened in the few minutes that you were busy in the kitchen, but he has an Argentine flag across his face as he blindly searches for a noisemaker in the bag of party supplies Pipe brought. the world cup's finals is a massive event that brings the whole country together, so even you have a small flag on your cheek, but he's only Argentine on paper.
inevitably, you burst out laughing. "¡facha, Toto!" you cheer, mockingly. then you bend down and reach for something by his feet. "you dropped this."
he looks down at your hand. "eh?" and you think it's funny how Japanese that sounded.
"your Japanese citizenship." you show him your empty hand as you cackle.
he rolls his eyes, finally managing to fish something out among the noisemakers. "thanks, you dropped this." you glance at the party horn between his fingers with a raised brow. "your sense of humor." and he blows into the plastic, hitting you in the face.
you swat him away from you, staggering back. "la concha de mi madre…" you curse under your breath. now you understand why party horns are called matasuegras. as you settle on your spot on your own couch, you hear Oikawa call it a ta-doo-dah, but you choose not to make mention of it. Belu takes it upon herself to explain the history behind its name in Spanish. the match is starting soon.
"¡flequillo de carne, la reconcha puta de tu hermana!"
it's rather unfortunate that the referee for this match is bald, but it does make for plenty of creatively colorful insults. it happens every four years that you see people gathered in a room, collectively screaming at a man on the tv, as if they could do a better job refereeing than him.
"¡Messi! ¡Messi, hermano, la puta madre, sos dios!"
"¡es un afano, boludo!"
"¡penal! ¡penal!"
you reach for a piece of toast, dip it in hummus, and sit back disgruntled at the very obvious penalty shot that the referee is not decreeing for Argentina. "fucking tobogán de piojos…" you grumble under your breath.
from beside you, Oikawa very angrily sucks on the metal straw of the mate. you can hear there's no more liquid in there, but he doesn't seem to realize it in his fit of frustration. the match finishes in a draw as he slams the mate on your coffee table.
you think it's time to bring out the alfajores—alfajorcitos, actually, but it's the thought that counts. while you're in the kitchen plating alfajorcitos de maicena, the alternating penalty shots have begun. Argentina gets the first one and you almost drop the plate in your hands as your friends holler. ("¡golazo!") you can also hear your neighbors. you rush to sit back down, shoving the treats in Oikawa's hands.
he's halfway through stuffing another alfajor in his mouth when the match commentator announces Argentina has won the 2022 world cup. the entire country is in a simultaneous uproar. Oikawa grips your shoulder and shakes you back and forth, hollering into your ear. you scream in excitement just as loud, thankful to be born in the same timeline as Lionel Messi winning the world cup.
it's thirty degrees outside, but Oikawa springs up from the couch to drag you out of the house. your friends follow close behind as you head into town to celebrate with the rest of the country.
note: me when i pretend i watched the match or remotely care about football. also, Pipe is a common nickname for people called Felipe. its pronounced "pee - peh" anyway glossary time, heres a bunch of argentine slang lore for you morfi: food, derives from the italian word for mouth, "morfa" morfar: verb form of morfi, to eat panqueques: its a thin crepe sort of thing, absolutely NOT a pancake. you spread dulce de leche on it and roll it up and live your life cabify: uber but a spanish brand, idk i dont like using uber arafue: outside, "afuera" with its syllables rearranged vamos: come on poner casa: translates literally to "to put house", means hosting something at your place bondi: slang for colectivo, bus, from brazilian "bonde" cabecita de polenta: just a rather tame insult, literally meaning little polenta head chimichurri: spicy sauce thingy with vinegar and a bunch of spices, it slaps, usually used on grilled meat but i love it on some toasts chipa: cheese bread terrorista de panqueques: another silly insult, translates literally to "panqueque terrorist" mate: yerba mate, rather, this little infusion beverage thing, you can piece it together from the pic. it slaps i like it facha: good looks, attractive, from the italian "faccia" meaning face matasuegras: party horn, translates literally to "mother-in-law killer" cause it was used to startle grandmas or smth i dont remember flequillo de carne, tobogán de piojos: more silly insults, this time for bald people. the first one translates literally to "meat bangs" and the second one to "lice slide" alr thats all thank you bye i didnt proof read this im not sure what i wrote ✌️
—あごす (agosu) • 2023
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"Belus, you can't keep taunting the neighbor's cat like that-- even if it's really, really funny."
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