#wynter is coming

[a-wynterwonderland]

This has probably already been said but I wanted to write my two cents on the matter.

While I'm fine with the depiction of Atem being a smooth-talker and a flirt there's something about him being awkward/shy about romance that I enjoy more. Canon already implies Atem is romantically clueless but I like to take it a step further.

This guy is so confident and level-headed but when it comes to being romantic, he's shy. The idea of Atem, who is very confident in most situations, being romantically shy makes him endearing imo. Like you hold this man's hand and he's gonna think about it for weeks.

Firm believer that he uses more "old fashioned" ways to refer to his s/o as. I mean come on dude is from the ancient world. So no calling his s/o "babe" in this house. Shudders. No, he definitely calls his s/o "my love" and "my dear" and "darling/my darling."

And because my guy is touched-starved this dude's a cuddler. Doesn't matter who the big spoon/little spoon is as long as he's engaged in physical contact with his lover. In a moment of boldness he might even pull them down on his lap just to have them close. Cuddling on the couch while watching movies. Falling asleep while his head is on his s/o's lap as they card their fingers through his hair.

But yeah I believe in romantically shy Atem supremacy.

[lerios]

like. does romana keep putting eris on missions with narvin because she thinks he's just the cutest little thing on gallifrey and he's her favourite or is she explicitly trying to ruin narvin's day. they're like a buddy cop movie that sucks 🥰

[fideidefenswhore]

"Mr. Page received your letter directed unto my lady Anne, and delivered the same. There is yet no answer. She gave kind words, but will not promise to speak to the King for you." Cromwell to the Cardinal.

[theladyjojogrant]

Charley: “That empty man took Eldridge’s shape because he thought he was meant to die. So why did he take my shape?”

WAS NOT READY TO BE SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH THAT THANKS

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

"now i believe there was a mention of treats"

"wynter, we're not pet sitting you"

"fine, but can you at least scratch me behind the ears and tell me i'm a good girl?"

"I'm not comfortable doing either of those things"

"fine i'll do it myself then. (scratches behind her own ear) who's a good girl? oh, me! i'm a good girl"

top tier interaction

[porcelainseashore]

fill me up, fill me full up

[communistkenobi]

Would you be willing to dunk on speak more on mainstream feminist theory you're reading? And/or share some of the non-juvenile feminist theory you've read?

(Note: I will try to link to open access versions of articles as much as possible, but some of them are paywalled. if the links dont work just type the titles into google and add pdf at the end, i found them all that way)

If there’s any one singular issue with mainstream feminist thought that can be generalized to "The Problem With Mainstream Feminism" (and by mainstream I mean white, cishet, bourgeois feminism, the “canonical feminism” that is taught in western universities) it’s that gender is treated as something that can stand by itself, by which I mean, “gender” is a complete unit of analysis from which to understand social inequality. You can “add” race, class, ability, national origin, religion, sexuality, and so on to your analysis (each likewise treated as full, discrete categories of the social world), but that gender itself provides a comprehensive (or at the very least “good enough”) view of a given social problem. (RW Connell, who wrote the canonical text Masculinities (1995) and is one of the feminist scholars who coined/popularized the term hegemonic masculinity, is a fantastic example of this.)

Black feminists have for many decades pointed out how fucking ridiculous this is, especially vis a vis race and class, because Black women do not experience misogyny and racism as two discrete forms of oppression in their lives, they are inextricably linked. The separation of gender and race is not merely an analytical error on the part of white feminists - it is a continuation of the long white supremacist tradition of bounding gender in exclusively white terms. Patricia Hill Collins in Black Feminist Thought (2000) engages with this via a speech by Sojourner Truth, the most famous line from her speech being “ain’t I a woman?” as she describes all the aspects of womanhood she experiences but is still denied the position of woman by white women because she is Black. Lugones in Coloniality of Gender (2008) likewise brings up the example of segregationist movements in the USAmerican South, where towns would put up banners saying things like “Protect Southern Women” as a rationale for segregation, making it very clear who they viewed as women. Sylvia Wynter in 1492: A New World View likewise points out that colonized women and men were treated like cattle by Spanish colonizers in South America, often counted in population measures as "heads of Indian men and women," as in heads of cattle. They were treated as colonial resources, not as gendered subjects capable of rational thought.

To treat the category of “woman” as something that stands by itself is a white supremacist understanding of gender, because “woman” always just means white woman - the fact that white is left implied is part of white supremacy, because who is granted subjecthood, the ability to be seen as human and therefore a gendered subject, is a function of race (see Quijano, 2000). Crenshaw (1991) operationalizes this through the term intersectionality, pointing out that law treats gender and race as separate social sites of discrimination, and the practical effect of this is that Black women have limited/no legal recourse when they face discrimination because they experience it as misogynoir, as the multiplicative effect of their position as Black women, not as sexism on the one hand and racism on the other.

Transfeminist theory has further problematized the category of gender by pointing out that "woman" always just means cis woman (and more often than not also means heterosexual woman). The most famous of these critiques comes from Judith Butler - I’m less familiar with their work, but there is a great example in the beginning of Bodies That Matter (1993) where they demonstrate that personhood itself is a gendered social position. They ask (and I’m paraphrasing) “when does a fetus stop becoming an ‘it’? When its gender is declared by a doctor or nurse via ultrasound.” Sex assignment is not merely a social practice of patriarchal division, it is the medium through which the human subject is created (and recall that gender is fundamentally racialized & race is fundamentally gendered, which I will come back to).

And the work of transfeminists demonstrate this by showing transgender people are treated as non-human, non-citizens. Heath Fogg Davis in Sex-Classification Policies as Transgender Discrimination (2014) recounts the story of an African American transgender woman in Pennsylvania being denied use of public transit, because her bus pass had an F gender marker on it (as all buss passes in the state required gender markers until 2013) and the bus driver refused her service because she “didn’t look like a woman.” She was denied access to transit again when she got her marker changed to M, as she “didn’t look like a man.” Transgender people are thus denied access to basic public services by being constructed as “administratively impossible” - gender markers are a component of citizenship because they appear on all citizenship documents, as well as a variety of civil and public documents (such as a bus pass). Gender markers, even when changed by trans people (an arduous, difficult process in most places on earth, if not outright impossible), are seen as fraudulent & used as a basis to deny us citizenship rights. Toby Beauchamp in Going Stealth: Transgender Politics & US Surveillance Practices (2019) talks about anti-trans bathroom bills as a form of citizenship denial to trans people - anti-trans bathroom laws are impossible to actually enforce because nobody is doing genital inspections of everyone who enters bathrooms (and genitals are not proof of transgenderism!), but that’s actually not the point. The point of these bills is to embolden members of the cissexual public to deputize themselves on behalf of the state to police access to public space, directing their cissexual gaze towards anyone who “looks transgender.” Beauchamp points out that transvestigators don’t need to be accurate most of the time, because again, the point is terrorizing transgender people out of public life. He connects this with racial segregation, and argues that we shouldn’t view gender segregation as “a new form of” racial segregation (this is a duplication of white supremacist feminism) but a continuation of it, because public access is a citizenship right and citizenship is fundamentally racially mediated (see Glenn's (2002) Unequal Freedom)

Susan Stryker & Nikki Sullivan further drives this home in The King’s Member, The Queen’s Body, where they explain the history of the crime of mayhem. Originating in feudal Europe (I don’t remember off the dome the exact time/place so forgive the generalization lol), mayhem is the crime of self-mutilation for the purposes of avoiding military conscription, but what is interesting is that its not actually legally treated as “self” mutilation, but a mutilation of the state and its capacity to exercise its own power. They link the concept of mayhem to the contemporary hysteria around transgender people receiving bottom surgery - we are not in fact self mutilating, we are mutilating the state’s ability to reproduce its own population by permanently destroying (in the eyes of the cissexual public) our capacity to form the foundational social unit of the nuclear family. Our bodies are not our own, they are a component of the state. Situating this in the context of reproductive rights makes this even clearer. Abortion access is not actually about the individual, it is the state mediating its own reproductive capacity via the restriction of abortion (premised on the cissexual logic of binary reproductive capacity systematized through sex assignment). Returning to Hill Collins, she points out that in the US, white cis women are restricted access to abortion while Black and Indigenous cis women are routinely forcibly sterilized, their children aborted, and pumped with birth control by the state. This is not a contradiction or point of “hypocrisy” on the part of conservatives, this is a fully comprehensive plan of white supremacist population management.

To treat "gender" as its own category, as much of mainstream feminism does (see Acker (1990) and England (2010) for two hilarious examples of this, both widely cited feminists), is to forward a white supremacist notion of gender. That white supremacy is fundamentally cissexual and heterosexual is not an accident - it is a central organizing logic that allows for the systematization of the fear of declining white birthrates (the conspiracy of "white genocide" is illegible without the base belief that there are two kinds of bodies, one that gets pregnant and one that does the impregnating, and that these two types of bodies are universal sources of evidence of the superiority of men over women - and im using those terms in the most loaded possible sense).

I realize that most of these readings are US centric, which is an unfortunate limitation of my own education. I have been really trying to branch into literature outside the Global North, but doctoral degree constraints + time constraints + my own research requires continual engagement with it. I also realize that most of the transfeminist readings I've cited are by white scholars! This is a continual systemic problem in academic literature and I'm not exempt from it, even as I sit here and lay out the problem. Which is to say, this is nowhere near the final word on this subject, and having to devote so much time to reading mainstream feminist theory as someone who is in western academia is part of my own limited education + perspective on this topic

[crownedinmarigolds]

A younger Wynter and Lucien, out for a little quality time hunt. Thank you @porcelainseashore!!❤️ Coming once again to me with such awesome vivid descriptions of your ideas!

[princessbrunette]

playlists for the readers … ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ³ ᵔ ꒱ྀིა

bunny!reader ♡

just girly fun vibes — she likes her music catchy, pop-y and fairly relatable. rafe never lets her play her music in the car unfortunately, because he cannot be seen speeding down the road blasting the pussy cat dolls.

🎀 cassie — ditto

🎀 kali uchis, steve lacy, vince staples — only girl

🎀 frank ocean — sweet life

🎀 coco & clair — pretty

🎀 sabrina carpenter — feather

🎀 flo milli — never lose me

🎀 cassie — miss your touch

🎀 childish gambino, jhené aiko — pink toes

🎀 flo.rida, wynter — sugar

🎀 kali uchis — honey baby (SPOILED!)

🎀 angels — my boyfriends back

🎀 foxy brown, kelis — candy

🎀 lana del rey — music to watch boys to

🎀 jhené aiko — maniac

🎀 fergie — clumsy

🎀 ciara, 50 cent — can’t leave ‘em alone

🎀 shelley duvall — he needs me

🎀 nancy sinatra — sugar town

🎀 heidi montag — i’ll do it

🎀 nicki minaj, jeremiah — favourite

🎀 kali uchis — melting

🎀 lady gaga — boys boys boys

🎀 cassie — long way 2 go

🎀 the pussycat dolls — when i grow up

🎀 tom tom club — genius of love

🎀 beyoncé — freakum dress

🎀 gwen stefani — bubble pop electric

🎀 marina — primadonna girl

🎀 madonna — material girl

🎀 pussy cat dolls — stickwitu

🎀 leven kali, syd — do u wrong

🎀 kiana ledé — mad at me

kitty!reader ♡

listens to her music to feel cool n edgy. shes one of those people that think she’s a bitch but she’s not at all, just a lil grumpy. wants everyone to know she liked deftones before it was cool.

🐈‍⬛ pixies — is she weird

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — mardy bum

🐈‍⬛ black box recorder — child psychology

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — pretty girls make graves

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — crush

🐈‍⬛ mazzy star — she’s my baby

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — creep

🐈‍⬛ chris isaak — wicked game

🐈‍⬛ limp bizkit — rollin’

🐈‍⬛ the pretty reckless — makes me wanna die

🐈‍⬛ pearly drops — bloom for me

🐈‍⬛ deftones — root

🐈‍⬛ fka twigs — two weeks

🐈‍⬛ deftones — romantic dreams

🐈‍⬛ hole — doll parts

🐈‍⬛ margeaux — hot faced

🐈‍⬛ siouxsie and the banshees — she’s a carnival

🐈‍⬛ kip tyler — she’s my witch

🐈‍⬛ deftones — mascara

🐈‍⬛ soho dolls — bang bang bang bang

🐈‍⬛ enigma — sadeness

🐈‍⬛ DANGERDOOM, MF DOOM — perfect hair

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — idioteque

🐈‍⬛ björk — come to me

🐈‍⬛ the nbhd — fallen star

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — crying lightening

🐈‍⬛ deftones — diamond eyes

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — girl afraid

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — unpunishable

🐈‍⬛ mitski — townie

🐈‍⬛ gorillaz — kids with guns

🐈‍⬛ evanescence — taking over me

deer!reader ♡

she’d say her playlists are all over the place — but it’s organised mess. she has them perfectly collated and in her head they make perfect sense. don’t put her on the aux though, not because the songs aren’t good but because the vibes are all over the place.

🍪 shura — 2shy

🍪 minnie riperton — les fleurs

🍪 april march — chick habit

🍪 benee — kool

🍪 camille saint- saëns — … le cygne

🍪 the little dippers — forever

🍪 allie x, mitski — susie save your love

🍪 she & him — why do you let me stay here?

🍪 lesley gore — i’m coolin’ no foolin’

🍪 sza — prom

🍪 the penguins — earth angel

🍪 SALES — renee

🍪 cleo sol — sunshine

🍪 japanese breakfast — be sweet

🍪 kate bush — cloud busting

🍪 mazzy star — halah

🍪 the mamas & papas — dedicated to the one i love

🍪 scissors sisters — filthy / gorgeous

🍪 fiona apples — shameika

🍪 fleetwood mac — mystified

🍪 margo guryan — under my umbrella

🍪 erykah badu — apple tree

🍪 mort garson — plantasia

🍪 sza — sweet november

🍪 quadron — sea salt

🍪 corinne bailey rae — green aphrodisiac

🍪 sade — lovers rock

🍪 ella fitzgerald — moonlight serenade

🍪 cigarettes after sex — truly

🍪 tv girl — heaven is a bedroom

🍪 the velvet underground — femme fetale

🍪 clairo, coco & clair — racecar

🍪 james blake, rosalía — barefoot in the park

🍪 tame impala — nangs

puppy!reader ♡

never seen without her walkman — loves running around and dancing to her upbeat music. her playlists will remind you of days in the sun and dancing in summer rain.

🐶 her’s — love on the line (call now)

🐶 HAIM — summer girl

🐶 the la’s — there she goes

🐶 stacey q — two of hearts

🐶 faye webster — right side of my neck

🐶 bakar, summer walker — hell n back

🐶 beabadoobee — sunny day

🐶 dominic fike — babydoll

🐶 jungle — back on 74

🐶 pinkpanthress — attracted to you

🐶 duran duran — girls on film

🐶 shuggie otis — strawberry letter 23

🐶 sixpence none the richer — kiss me

🐶 matilda mann — bloom

🐶 HAIM — falling

🐶 311 — amber

🐶 earth, wind & fire — boogie wonderland

🐶 lorde — ribs

🐶 lesley gore — sunshine lollipops and rainbows

🐶 stevie wonder — all i do

🐶 the human league — don’t you want me

🐶 the turtles — happy together

🐶 pet shop boys — west end girls

🐶 clairo — bags

🐶 pat benetar — love is a battlefield

🐶 the psychedelic furs — love my way

🐶 scouting for girls — she’s so lovely

🐶 noisettes — wild young hearts

🐶 the all eyes i — beat goes on

🐶 tame impala — elephant

🐶 sublime — waiting for my ruca

🐶 mgmt — boogie down

[a-wynterwonderland]

You know what More Than Meets The Eye deserved?

A beach episode. The Lost Light crew visits a beach resort planet for a mini-vacation, chaos ensues.

Swerve falls asleep on the beach and several people bury him, drawing patterns in the sand he's buried in to make him look like a mermaid. Rodimus' holoform is wearing the most obnoxious beach outfit imaginable and a huge straw hat. Whirl gets banned from the beach indefinitely for yelling out "Shark!" and making everyone panic (there are no sharks on this planet.) Tailgate was almost swept out to sea but was saved by Cyclonus, who proceeded to lecture him for hours about how dangerous and stupid that was. Everyone teams up to drown Getaway.

Megatron and Ultra Magnus stand in the back, arms folded and watching like a bunch of disappointed dads (they're both wearing beach hats)

[avionvadion]

...I had some ideas, and I'm feeling slightly better today so doodles!

Meet Zaahira Ali! The fourth princess and daughter of the great Sultana Aaliyah, and the one most likely to rise to the throne as she is favored by her mother for her intellect and wisdom. One of the royal consorts hired people to abduct her, just as one of the Asim family head’s many wives paid for Kalim to be abducted. Poor Eleanora is just collateral damage because she looked to be "close" to Kalim and they thought she'd be a good bargaining chip (cough something to threaten him with cough) if he misbehaved. Zaahira is also Kalim's future wife.

Listen. Everyone seems to ignore the very obvious trauma Kalim has, the other characters included, which was especially prevalent during Playful Land, so obviously I must poke and prod at it and give Kalim's rant during VDC some delicious build up.

Let it bubble. Let him come face to face with the fact that some members of his massive family are trying to kill him to pave way for his siblings. Let him acknowledge it instead of pretending everything is fine. Let baby boy stop avoiding how mucked up everything that's going on with his family actually is.

Anyways.

If this happens it'll take place during the week or two Malleus has everyone rehearsing the song he wants to sing for Noble Bell College- Jamil included. Fellow just came back from his community service, having located all of the Chort's victims, so Eleanora was going to go with either Cater or Lilia into town to get some extra clothes for him, but neither could make it and asked Kalim to go with her instead. Skully is just a first-year who is quite literally misplaced in time and still getting used to the modern day, Gidel is literally a tiny child who is both mute and magicless, and Fellow is... Fellow... so Cater and Lilia don't exactly want Eleanora to go to town without decent protection because of her being a trouble magnet.

Alas... Gidel goes missing.

The group splits up, Eleanora is pretty sure she sees Fellow run into an alley and goes after him, because that was an urgent run- the run of an older sibling who saw their little sibling in trouble, only to find Fellow unconscious and Gidel crying silently over him, and upon hearing Kalim yelp she turns around just to get clocked in the face and knocked out.

The Ellis trauma gonna be coming out in full force- and not the part involving Maleficent. The abduction.

I haven't decided if it's Sebek or Wynter who gives Eleanora the little sword bracelet. T'was inspired by the little phone keychain my older sister has. Is a tiny dagger inside a little sheath just hanging from her phone. It's super cute- and deadly. Mwhehehehe.

[almighty-letu]

You know what time it is - today marks the 8th anniversary of my fic My little test subject and all the other works that take place within the same universe!

8 years... it's a hell of a long time, but I greatly enjoy the work I put into my writing, and of course sharing it on the internet for all of you to enjoy! Even 8 years after I set out on the mission of writing tomtord soap opera I still find within me plenty of fun material to write and explore and I can only hope you guys will enjoy what I have in store for the foreseeable future. Thank you guys so much for all of your support - for the nice comments you leave on my fics, the fangirling in my inbox, the meaningful heart to hearts on my pms, all the lovely fanart, and of course the immeasurable faith you have in me to handle this story and coming along with me on this journey for the last 8 years <3 It means the world to me that you still hold interest in my work and enjoy my content. I work hard to improve myself every day so I can set out to create even more amazing content for you to enjoy - it's the only possible thing I think I can give to you in return as thanks for the support you've shown me over the years.

Today we start the beginning of ACT 2 of Always Gold and the frequent updates. As always, from now on a brand new chapter will be released once every two weeks until I run out of chapters.

Don't forget to check out the official playlist for the fic right here!

My little test subject and Always Gold.

Speaking of which, would you guys rather I move the playlists over to on spotify? Would that be preferable or should I keep it on youtube? Tell me your thoughts!

Chapter 29 of Always Gold is now up!

Featuring special character appearances from:

Terrance by @ianwoodsisadilf

Alexander by @houndbytez

Adrian by @fellow-queer-birdguy

Maya by @leilaniethefirst

Blake Fjellkjede by @artsyjaybird

Cindy by @jekna-karma-lokert

Stella by @depressedbat

Valery wu-sanchez by @sunnyweatherz

Cedar by @collector-of-tommys

Charlotte Hope by @chessb0r3d

Aiden by @tiredthings1

Daisy Whitfield by insomiac-flaffy

Grazhdanskaya by @versace-will-never-be-the-same

Bianca by @salt-apple

Leela Warner by Fanimaniac4ever101

Helios Astor by @local-sourboy

Harriet by @xurviving

Wynter Loyrrox by @sonjuponju

Kai by @faefoundmoon

Amaya by @psychicgoopsuitcasemonger

Thank you for reading, and I'll talk to you guys later. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Boop

[natequarter]

thinking about nothingness as both representative of gallifrey and a prospect of torture. the white guardian threatening the doctor with nothing, forever, in the ribos operation. wynter and the sensory tanks. romana on etra prime, imprisoned with nothing and no one for company for days on end. the oubliette wiping people from history. zero rooms as a recreation of nothingness, so that nothing can impact the process of regeneration - nothing as the absence of anything else, and nothing as its own tangible, threatening presence. gallifrey is a culture in stasis, a stagnant world which never changes; nothing ever happens. the zero room is that nothingness in miniature, on proud display. to quote marc platt:

I like the idea that the Time Lords' exclusive power comes at a price. If Gallifrey is already slightly outside the continuum of the rest of the Universe, surely a good observation point, then the Time Lords' investment in the stabilising influence of Omega's Black Star has only made things worse. The power that neither fluxes nor changes is slowly, slowly grinding the whole of Gallifreyan existence to a halt. At this rate, the Time Lords will eventually be frozen in Time themselves and the rest of the Universe will come to look at them instead.

[porcelainseashore]

Open Season

Art by @crownedinmarigolds

Author's Note: A flash fiction I wrote to accompany this gorgeous art above. It was a fun experiment after immersing myself in Eimear McBride.

Lucien teaches Wynter to hunt. She takes these lessons with her to the Cinderblock.

Content Warnings: Violence, pre-canon, weird uncle/niece relationship, it starts with the letter G.

Shoots rustling. The warm smell of earth and honey. Milky sweet. They had trampled across the field, towering, limbs reaching toward the sky, searching, searching… He could have her here if he wanted to, no one to see them as clearly as they could in themselves, hidden behind the rows.

Hush. Stop. Th—

No. His hand over her arm, weighing it down. “Make it comfortable. Let it come to you.”

They stood still, still breathing, easing like vapor into the breeze. Sun and light overexposed. Her hair raking skin. Blood drumming. Loud, so loud. Until it moved, at ease, the tension dissipating from its legs, gathering kernels like a hamster into its mouth.

It moved. Closer and closer still. She felt his eyes shifting, staring at her. No, it. No, her, stripping her clean. Her arms gently raised, like a show. “That’s right. Easy now.”

Squinting, locked in the crosshairs through the scope. It’s heart thumping, screaming, Please, please, please! 

The cold tip of his nose in her neck. The metal nuzzle of her gun in another’s. Skin red-pricked and wanting. He had sucked in all the air around them and Oh, God! She needed to— Breathe, breathe!

“You’re my girl, you know that?” Swallowed. Her skin tattooed by the grooves of his lips. And swallowed some more. She could really want him. She could, couldn’t she?

Breath licking sweat, tongue moist. His saliva, she licked her lips. Breathed out. It blurred and sharpened, unaware.

You’re mine. 

Like a denouement, the curtains closing on a play, the ghoul dropped to the floor. Blood draining through the carpet.

In a boundless second, Nadia was another nobody and Wynter’s time with D’Espine would be rewarded.

Dividers by @diableriedoll

[the-bumbling-doctor]

Excuse me, Monsieur, I have someone here who needs to see you.

[Rook crossed his arms, dragging another student - Janus Wynter - behind him]

@rookonthehunt (No need to respond if you don't want to, but brief run down; rook found out janus's pen is dangerously inky and wants to get him checked. janus's account is @cryo-and-condescension if you're all good with 3 people rp's, i can tag him in my next response if so)

(✨sure! I totes don't mind! I appreciate the ask!)

Heinrich raised an eyebrow curiously as he slid back in his desk chair.

"Ah, Rook Hunt the Pomefiore Vice. I wasn't expecting any visitors today (...or at all, in all honesty) but I am glad you've brought your fellow student here! After all, an Overblot is never an ideal scenario! Come in, come in!"

[nnschneider]

Can we get some gifsets on here for The Residence?

I want

The calligraphy!

A montage of Wynter telling various people to come to his office in the morning

A montage of various people threatening to kill someone, ending with "I am going to be dead by the end of the night."

A montage of glass being shattered

Hugh Jackman!

Jane Curtin "gagging at the mention of her SIL" reaction gif.

"Another dude? Jesus. How many dudes do you need?"