#wwdits 5x01

[winchesterszvonecek]

“Malls are fascinating places full of fascinating things.”

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 5x01 - The Mall

[memosminifridge]

What We Do in the Shadows | Fav Moments - 5.01 “The Mall”

[glimbowrights]

Nandor said if anyone touches guillermo I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

[mchristelle]

[dumbbitchawards]

There's gonna be some horrific discourse when Guillermo becomes a vampire and I am SO ready for it. There's gonna be awful screenrant think pieces. There's gonna be people fighting about whether he shouldve stayed a human. There's gonna be people thirsting for vampire Guillermo. This is gonna be the best day of my fucking life

[blackladynerd]

Laszlo’s serious face when Guillermo “joked” about being turned by someone else was honestly chilling.

[stitchpillowpet]

Guillermo sitting at the restaurant

[shelma32entertainment]

What We Do In The Shadows | 5x01 | The Mall | REACTION

[aucoba]

I just watched wwdits 5x01 and 5x02 and oh boi!

Spoilers.................

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I got spoiled before seeing it but man I'm so thrilled with the fact guillermo went through the process!! And it's not working well!

When we learn how much of a disgrace it is to be turned by an other vamp, I thought Nandor could bit him! And ep 2 came and destroyed my théorie 😭

Now I'm thinking maybe he is half a camp 'cause of his vamp killer heritage...

So what will happen now??!!

And will Nandor realise the tension there is between him and gizmo?? Or will he just keep on being an idiot 😭

[wwditsdaily]

When I was running the vampire night club I may have got a little bit too much into the old, uh, liquor blood. And then one night, I got so shit off my faced...that I sat on my dolly and I minced her legs with my wagon...

What We Do In The Shadows 5.01 | The Mall

[priapussdick]

"...But the truth is we're all just hiding in plain sight."

METAPHORS MAN FUCKING METAPHORS

[wolfnight2012]

So, how are we feeling about the theory that Nandor has been floating around the idea of turning Guillermo (or maybe even had a set date??) this season & thats part of why Laszlo & Nadja have reacted so strongly to Guillermo's (half) turning?

I didn't give Laszlo's whole "I'll convince Nandor to bite you" beyond it being a desperate (and delusional) plan from a panicked Laszlo trying to spare Nandor a terrible pain

BUT

In 5x06 Nadja claims Guillermo could have "been turned by a legend"

And she sounds really upset about that as well. Not just Guillermo's betrayal/how hurt Nandor will be, but that Guillermo wasted his turning. Which wouldn't make sense, unless she knew Nandor had started floating the idea seriously?

It would also mean Laszlo's plan to make Guillermo human again so Nandor can bite him a solid one. I 100% doubt Laszlo could convince Nandor to bite Guillermo if 5 years of Guillermo begging (and at points crying) for Nandor to turn him didn't sway him.

However, if Nandor had been considering it off-screen, AND both Laszlo & Nadja were aware of this, then these reactions/plans make more sense.

I can only imagine we'd be given thee most painful reveal, like, Nandor happily telling Guillermo he'll be making him a vampire now & Guillermo just immediately blurting out "I asked Derek to bite me" </3

[gh-0-stcup]

Nandor, we've already established that Guillermo would wreck you if you went toe to toe.

[glimbowrights]

I am so here for guillermo hiding his deal w derek from everyone but I’m so nervous for nandor to find out fhdhdhdh he’s acting so goofy already

[mchristelle]

Guess the book worked!

[dumbbitchawards]

There's gonna be some horrific discourse when Guillermo becomes a vampire and I am SO ready for it. There's gonna be awful screenrant think pieces. There's gonna be people fighting about whether he shouldve stayed a human. There's gonna be people thirsting for vampire Guillermo. This is gonna be the best day of my fucking life