#wwdits 4x07

[mchristelle]

You're not immune to 🥺

[shelma32entertainment]

What We Do In The Shadows | 4x07 | Pine Barrens | REACTION

[resident-sean-expert]

wwdits but it's just the episodes where Sean appeared

ranked in a completely subjective way

2x03-4x07-3x04-3x05-4x10-4x06-1x03-4x05-1x06

2x03 | Brain Scramblies : we really discover Sean's personality during this episode, I still consider it the best episode of wwdits because it is extremely well thought out with a lot of references.

4x07 | Pine Barrens: One of the most important episodes to understand the character, touching interaction between Laszlo and Sean, first episode where Sean really started to vent : "First time I ever saw something die. But it wouldn't be the last." "My dad wouldn't let me watch PBS"

3x04 | The Casino : We understand in this episode the attachment that Laszlo and Sean have towards each other and the sacrifices they are ready to make for their friendship, we discover Sean's addiction to casino games.

3x05 | The Chamber of Judgement : All the shit with the pillows, convinced after watching this episode that Sean is bipolar (and dyslexic)

4x10 | Sunrise Sunset : episode that confirms how fucked up Sean is (huge daddy issues) as he almost gets his best friend to hit his kid to settle an argument, incredible acting.

4x06 | The Wedding : Sean gives a touching speech, dances like shit, + quality outro with Charmaine : "WHAT DO YOU THINK CBD IS?"

1x03 | Werewolf Feud : First interaction between Sean and Laszlo, Laszlo was particularly aggressive with him at first (probably because of the Baron's influence)

4x05 | Private School : memes potential in this episode, we learn that Sean is becoming immune to hypnosis.

1x06 | Baron's Night out : Sean nearly dies from being choked by the Baron.

[ceaselessbasher]

*taking notes* Mention.... vampirism... as a distraction...... when coming out...... to catholic latine family....... gotcha, thanks.

[thepunkmuppet]

guillermo’s canonically gay guillermo’s canonically gay guillermo’s canonically gay guillermo’s canonically gay guillermo’s canonically gay guillermo’s canonically gay

[beansprean]

See the full thing and the sequel on Patreon! (18+ only)

Guillermo, unzipping his pants: I have to do everything in this goddamn house

(ID in alt and under cut!)

1. A cropped drawing covered by the Patreon logo showing Nandor panting, mouth open, as a gray faceless person forces his head back by the hair.

2. Guillermo sitting on a solid gold toilet in a fairly nice bathroom with a stand up double shower and a "baño sweet baño" needlework on the wall. There is also a skylight in the ceiling where we can clearly see Nandor bent over the bar in the man cave, drooling and grinning as the gray humanoid behind him yanks at his hair. Nandor shouts, "Guillermooooo!!" With a little heart and pants out, "Guillermo, do you see?? Do you see me, Guillermo?" Guillermo himself has fully turned his head away from the skylight, both hands up to shield that side of his vision as he turns bright red. Text next to him reads "Jesus fucking Christ"

3. View from behind Nandor at the bar, his shoulders rolling by some rhythmic motion as he calls out "Guillermo!" In obvious delight. His eyes shine above a big grin as Guillermo slams open the door to the man cave and marches in, sweater already unbuttoned and now working on unzipping his pants. He mutters angrily to himself, "can't believe you spent a wish on some faceless fucking machine when I'm right here, all you had to do was ask--" /end ID

[transvampireboyfriend]

Nadja’s Good Old Fashioned Sloppy Girl’s Night

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

4x07 Pine Barrens

[dumbbitchawards]

GAY GUILLERMO REAL

[rankpup8]

WWDITS 4x07: Pine Barrens – Translation for the Spanish dialogue

As a preface I’d like to say that my qualifications for this is that, well, I’m Mexican, Spanish is my first language and I’m fluid in English (if you excuse the accent, anyway). I might be overexplaining a few things, or missing a few words, but I think it's ok, most of the Spanish bits were filler.

7:04

Guillermo: Welcome, come in! Thank you! Come on in. (Welcome, come! Thank you! Onwards)  

One of the women (not sure which): Be careful!

Cousin Miguel: A lot of trash, eh?

Guillermo: Don’t worry about the cameras, I hired to record… Grandma’s birthday! Happy birthday!

Grandma: Ay, mijo, always so considerate! (I’m not sure here, could’ve said “mi niño”, meaning my boy. Mijo’s literal translation is “my son” but it’s a shortened termed of endearment for someone’s child, regardless of age).

Guillermo: The jackets, take them off, take them off, it’s your home.

8:15

Guillermo: […] there’s thorns […]

Miguel: More trash

Guillermo: Here we are

Silvia: It’s so pretty, right mom?

(Guillermo says something here that I don’t understand)

Guillermo:  Well, welcome!

Grandma: Look at these plates, how luxurious! They gave you promotion at the Panera, or what?

Silvia: No, mom, he works at the railroad, remember. (Literally, she really said he works at the train)

Miguel: No, no, no, you know what, homie?

Grandma: Let’s start eating, boys.

12:13

Silvia: She’s your girlfriend, no?

Guillermo: Uhhh, yes, yes.

12:50

Silvia: Nadja, join us.

Aunt: Please.

Miguel: She called you shitbag?

Grandma: Guillermo, can you show me where is the bathroom?

Guillermo: Yes, it’s just around the corner.

(This part does have subtitles mostly, Guillermo just says “oh, yes, of course”)

18:46

Grandma: You are a monster and you must die! Cursed bloodsucking demon, get away from my grandson!

Miguel: […] demon, grab her!

Grandma: Cursed, cursed! (Can also be translated as damned, I believe)

Either Silvia or the aunt: Kill her!

The women yell “Demon!” a bunch here.

Grandma: Guillermo, she’s a dangerous monster, evil!

20: 31

(After Guillermo comes out) Silvia: A mom knows, a mom knows.

Guillermo: Everyone?

Miguel: Family is family, homie.

Guillermo: Aw, mami, thank you, thank you.

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Alright, that's about, can I just say what a top tier episode this was? Loved the Spanish, I wonder exactly where Guillermo's family is from, if the Grandma was born in Mexico I can't really place her accent, although it might have lessened over the years.

On another note, I didn't catch the name of the Aunt, but she did say Miguel's name right at the start as they came in through the door and he pointed out the trash. My guess is that Silvia and the Aunt are sisters, both daughters of Abuelita de la Cruz.

I do wonder if there's more family that couldn't make it, it feels like they're missing characters (which makes sense, it's a short episode, they can't get the 6 cousins and 12 sobrinos or whatever), but I guess Guillermo didn't make it clear that it was a dinner for their Grandma's birthday (a lie he clearly made on the spot) so maybe they couldn't make it.

[krsonmar]

I like that when they said "play some New Jersey music" I immediately thought, "Ohhhh they're finally gonna do My Chemical--oh, wait, no, more like Bruce Springst--oh, yeah, of course, Bon Jovi."

[mchristelle]

[peenaur]

i love you girls night i love you marwa support network i love you women loving women i love you mamma mia night i love you sloppy female fuck about

[niktheniknik]

I can't wait for the 16th, i just can't wait for it, it's gonna be so cool, like for fucks sake it's the slowest gay slow burn I've ever seen on tv, that is could be actually canon and not just queerbating

[shelfperson]

can't believe the brought back 'me old fruit.' didn't they know it was too powerful just the once?

[super-sidewalks]

Let's Break Down This Episode.

Guillermo comes out as gay to his family.

Nadja decides to not kill his family, but also makes a comment about how if Guillermo started calling him "Mami" it would affect his relationship with Nandor?? This confirms that Nadja is seeing the same things we do

Baby Colin Robinson thinks that Laszlo doesn't love him

Sean literally got shot what

They killed the Jersey Devil while "Living On A Prayer" was playing in the background.

Nandor and Nadja love "Mamma Mia"

GUILLERMO COMES OUT AS GAY TO HIS FAMILY.

Guillermo thought he had a severe crush on Nandor when he walked into the Panera

But also, that means eventually he realized that it was because they were vampires, because Guillermo also knew he was gay, so wouldn't he be confused about how he felt around Nadja? So I'm thinking he knew he was a Van Helsing for a lot longer than before he took the DNA test...

Nandor missed hanging out with Laszlo aww

Laszlo was super hot this episode tbh (he's my type fr)

Nadja cares about Guillermo??? She was genuinely having a good time with his family, and she never once threatened Guillermo, just his family. She said she would kill his family, but not him :) which isn't a thing you should do to someone you care about lmfao but at least she doesn't want to hurt him

I have more to say but I can't remember

[pundromeda]

Now I'm gonna need some smut of confirmed masochist Nandor asking Guillermo to hurt him during sex, and Guillermo having to fight against the burning slayer instinct the whole time and control himself from going absolutely fucking feral.