#wtfomg

[nenilein]

Since we're posting pictures now, SCHEZO COMES IN MANY VARIATIONS!

1991 NIGHTGOWN CLASSIC

PIXELART WITH STAFF THAT DOES NOTHING

"THIS IS NOT HOW ARMS WORK" MISTAKE

WTFOMG SHOULDER PADS

STRANGELY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CHRISTMAS

GINTAMA

STEAMPUNK

TOURISM

LITERALLY KING

Favorite Sega Character Round 3

[elysianslove]

megumi probably likes petplay porn, idk he just seems like he'd love petplay n secretly wants to try it with his gf both as the dom and as the sub. - bento

I LITERALLY HC HIM AS HAVING A HUGE PETPLAY KINK WTFOMG SKDHSFHS

i have a whole catboy!megumi thing written i think i’m obsessed 🏃🏻‍♀️ i see him more subbing but once his gf finds out,,, like she keeps asking him what type of porn do u watch and he’s giving her really basic answers but then he just asks her one day like “do u promise not to judge” and she’s so excited just like yes of course please show me. and when he does she’s half and half, but then goes, “let’s do it,” so confidently megumi is hard in like a second. 

because of that, it starts out with him domming. he’d probably love it if you were a bunny for him. you go full out and buy everything you need, from the collar to the little bunny tail that’s a butt plug and the bunny ears, with the costume and the stockings and there’s no way he’s going to last very long. and you’re so good at it, you’re really letting him live out his fantasy fully. you’re a little disobedient, but that’s only cause you’ve been craving the feel of his large hand hitting at your ass. he makes you suck on his dick, and you look so pretty, lips tainted and messy with precum and drool as you slurp and suck on the red tip and the tease and suck at his balls. he rips the black, strapless body suit at the crotch, ripping apart the stockings there too, and fucks you till you’re a mess, calls you a “good little bunny, taking me so well,” and he fills you up, the cum leaking out of you, and he fingers you, pushing it back in, “gotta keep it all in for me, bunny,” holy shitttt

and after it’s all over and he’s cleaned you up, taken good care of you cause aftercare is essential, as you lay cuddled up in bed with him, you just kiss the corner of his mouth and go “it’ll be my turn next time.”

so you buy the whole set up for him, this time he’ll be a good kitten for you. you buy him fuzzy cat ears, a collar with a hook in it to attach a leash, and you bring out some black thigh highs, with a tail as well. and my god, does he look pretty like that. at first he’s a little hesitant, but he falls into the role just as well as you had, purring and meowing against your legs, and he licks and nips at your pussy just like a good little cat would. he’s way less disobedient than you. he follows all your orders, letting you pull at the collar, at his hair, bend him at your will, however you’d like. he lets you use his cock to get himself off, or even better, he lets you sit on his face, or lets you stuff his face against your cunt, his ass in the air, his cock untouched and drooling and so red and hard it must hurt. and when you make him cum, you’ll collect it on your fingertips, and he’ll suck on your fingers, mewling and whining when you praise him for being a “good kitty for you” 

let’s hope y’all live alone bc imagine yuuji finding this out lmfao 😭

[grotesquerietoons]

#cartoon #omg #wtf #face #grimace #grotesque #illustration #acronym #internetslang #acronyms #omgwtf #wtfomg #drawing #drawinghair #eyelashes #Grotesquerie

[starstuf]

How can these screenshots be so perfect?! They look like such a superhero team, riding into action on their faithful life-bond mounts which probably communicate with them telepathically.

Beast Riders of Elona™ premiering Saturdays this fall on Toonami.

[inthroughthesunroof]

Me, going outside at night while wearing contacts for the first time: HOLY SHIT??!!! STARS ACTUALLY TWINKLE?!?!!!21!?WTFOMG???!!

My husband, who has like 20/10 vision: ....Yes? They do?

Me: I’VE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE EVEN WHEN MY EYES WERE BETTER. I THOUGHT THEY SORTA SHIMMERED A LITTLE? BUT THEY’RE LIKE THOSE OBNOXIOUS CHRISTMAS LIGHTS HOLY CRAP IT ALL MAKSE SENSE NOW.

My husband: how have you even made it this far in life.

[splendacore]

Calorie intake

half an apple. 40kcal 2 peices whole wheat toast 150kcal 2 tbs salmon cream cheeae 80kcl total: 270kcal so I just weighed myself again and im now 117 pounds? wtfomg my weight alwas is so fucking weird.

[plateshow]

#wtf #omg #wtfomg #black #minicooper #vanityplate #vanity_plates https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOwMwLhMup/

[sonikzoom]

IT’S SO FAWKING GORGEOUS WTFOMG

Everything the light touches is our kingdom, but a king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise on you as the new king. The Lion King (2019) dir. Jon Favreau

[not-ur-typical-guy-blog]

Me to Conscience: How’s your day

Conscience:...

[demotivatecubby]

For the girl who has everything.

[spblat-blog]

Posting it again because AWESOME

[paraiyan]

MrggltlgmgmglgllglttglrlwbVakdbrhakshhakthsiakshhsjkaosanabdjd can has license go win yay #wtfomg

[aquarianlights]

Mirror omg. Looks like I'm two separate people. o.o #wtfomg

[glitterbling12]

Pinkroom on We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/103073826/via/Fash_Pash_