#wtf lmfao

[astrayan]

youre a homestuck fan i literally hope you starve girl bye

[marinewaffles]

I’m drawing all my friends as their nicknames but I decided to do it in 10 minutes and make it as dumb looking as possible.

So peeps I present to u KIRA THE KIWI

I’m sorry Kira this was made with love even tho I look like a Shrek abomination!

[inked-away]

Two versions of this one because i couldn’t decide which one worked better.

[borealtwilight]

oh look, new tumblr bug: i can’t see anyone’s icons on desktop dashboard lol

[jaegerisim]

🔴BREAKING NEWS!!! MILEVENS DISCOVER WHAT BEING BISEXUAL IS?! **SHOCKING** **EMOTIONAL** **TW: WILL MAKE YOU CRY** 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[lutherisbbg1234]

This song is such a banger anyways wtf is this 😭

I forgot the user who made this sadly 😠.

[pebblesfr]

Do you think with the anniversary update they'll fix how skewed gathering is

I mean I've been gathering for a good couple months and still haven't been able to get a dappled dunhoof but you know I'm just wondering

[womanwithleftbeef]

Literally Leabian Jay

[deviouslyinnocent]

OI THE FUCK IS GOING WITH "THE BOYS"?! i just saw homelander being breastfed. That's pulling mommy issues to another level.

[marinewaffles]

I’m sorry for ur ears and eyes

[n0tchr1sh4ns0n]

I be sticking pencils in my nose to edge a sneeze

[sleep222dream]

what is it about being over 40 and not being able to gauge how loud the volume on ur fucking phone is

[lutherisbbg1234]

HELP I WAS SCROLLINF THROUGH PINTEREST AND I FOUND THIS 😭. (From the user qiiofyu)

[yellowvixen]

41: "cloak"

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

thinkin’ about katsuki who grabs you by the arm after you’ve commited a crime punishable by death—trying to leave for work without giving him a proper goodbye kiss.

you’re already running a little late and he’s still sipping at his coffee when you rush past him, haphazardly shrugging your jacket on. “i”ll be back by five !” you call out. and katsuki stops you dead in your tracks with a loud “oi !”

you spin around to see him scowling at you, crossing his big arms over each other as he squints at you. he’s already in uniform and about ready to go, face mask around his neck and a bit of his shirt still unzipped, chest exposed just enough for you to sneak a quick peek at.

you tilt your head, mind still a little scrambled and confused about what he could possibly want and he rolls his eyes “you forgot something, dummy..” he clicks his teeth. a smile grows onto your face and you’re happily skipping over to your man, having understood his slightly butchered version of “you forgot to give me a kiss before you leave.” katsuki watches intently as you approach him.

unfortunately for you, still in a rush, you make the fatal mistake of pressing a swift kiss to his cheek, you feel your lipgloss cling to his skin and giggle internally, you knew he’d complain about how irritatingly long it took to wipe the sticky shit off.

“have a nice day, baby. i love you.” you say sweetly, spinning around because you imagine he’ll just grumble something back like how you’re used to. you make your way to the door—or you try to, because in a heartbeat you’re grabbed by the arm and spun right back towards the blond.

he looks extremely irritated from this close up, katsuki presses his forehead to yours and pulls you closer by the small of your back, then smacks his lips against your hard, you squeal at the intensity of it all, especially so early in the morning (even though you should always expect intense with katsuki). his hands are rubbing up your spine as he pulls you impossibly closer and he’d managed to force his way into your mouth, breathing into it. you break away, and he presses one more wet kiss to yours.

it’s all you can do to try and catch your breath, eyes wide as he keeps looking at you intensely. he pulled away just enough for you to see him speak. you hear your heart in your ears.

“you gimme..a proper kiss or nothin’..y’got me ?” he pants, still trying to catch his breath. still hearing your heart in your ears you nod “mhm, okay..” you hum. he scans your face before a smirks breaks onto his face.

“good..,” he looks awfully proud of himself. he pats your butt and snorts when you jump, then presses a kiss to the side of your head “love you babe, have a good day at work.” the smirk stays prominent, not like he’s trying to hide it, as he finishes the rest of his coffee and you turn around with a hum, trying your best to get out of your daze and rush for work.

you’re absolutely sure he’d just made you late with that one, but you really weren’t complaining

[gay-plague-doctor]

lmfao who named this man