#wtf hanzo

[grezzirossi]

Hanyatta comic strip, I ship them a normal amount, yeah...

Note: I have the HC omnics wires are very delicate and touching them is a quite intimate thingie to do („ಡωಡ„) especially the neck ones

[parchmentknight]

if i had to be called pretty, i wish i could be called pretty the way hanzo is pretty

also beardless hanzo isnt real. he cant hurt you

[subsmoke-love]

so I've heard there's racists complaining about too many Asians in a game based off mainly Asian cultures, and as an Asian myself... Why?

Like I don't want to rant but it's really annoying when people fetishize our culture but then get upset over actual Asians... like what do you expect? It's so annoying, we're always getting clowned on. An MK ytber even made a video about Kitana and Mileena being ugly and then completely whitewashed them. I've faced racism and discrimination like this irl too and it makes me want to tear my hair out. East and South Asian cultures are fetishized by the west yet they hate our people.

[cxrruptedpens]

literally me after reading an article that NRS literally killed off Hanzo for the brother rivalry between Kuai and Bi-Han

my bar for this game is set below the ground but ima still play it when it comes out

[c1trvswurld]

hanzo headcanon hour

ive consistently always written/interpreted hanzo as autistic idk why I just do. but I like to think he's very fixated on wildlife, specifically insects and birds. especially capturing their beauty in some way or another. this manifests in taking photographs, pinning and preserving insects (especially in resin), collecting animal bones, and a little bit of taxidermy passively.

[litllehrt]

MK1 HANZO X KUAI AU MY HANZO OKAY MY HANZO

Omg i accidentally posted without any pictures my bad everyone my bad anyway this an picture i made back when i was headcanon what would hanzo be like in the new timeline

But then leaks happened so I decided that Its an Au now and i just only came to this fandom less than a month ago

dont ask what happened in mk1

(me after accidentally seeing mk1 leaks:)

[demigodwitchdw]

Me: *chooses Kuroyuki's route in Nightshade cause he seems sweet and fun and dorky*

Kuroyuki's route: *proceeds to get more and more fucked up*

Me: . . .dude you need therapy.

[jaydenforest]

Just... see for yourself... 😭

[txxxciii]

*pointing at people who ship bi-han x kuai liang* see kids? this is why you never put siblings as active characters!!

[nemesis-writer]

OKKK Just think about this...

yandere batfam x Assassin! reader x Avengers

Assassin! reader:

(Before she left)

Age(Taken in): 6

Hair: Brown

Bio Parents: Bruce x some random hoe(idk)???

Eyes: Green

Talents: Music, Drawing, Basketball, Baseball, Dancing, Fencing, Aikido

Name: Xerxes Jennifer Amala Jinx Wayne

(When she left)

Age: 19

(New Parent): Tony Stark x Pepper

(New Talents): Hacking, Archery, Chess, Guns, katana(Hattori Hanzo)

Love interest: Either Conner Kent or Peter Parker (I'll set up a poll 4 this if you want me to make this story)

Name: Jennifer Amala Jinx Stark

[mutiger-seemann]

wtf is going on with kuai liang's and hanzo's relationships in mkx (and mk11!!!!!)??? i gonna cry, such fabulous love story

[running-with-the-feels]

Johnny, Hanzo, Kenshi, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, and Jax: *discussing dumb injuries they got during their childhood years*

Kuai Liang: *mentions the one time the Lin Kuei practically tortured him over a minor mistake he made as a child in the most casual tone like it was nothing*

The rest of the guys: Bro, WTF?!

Johnny: yeah I broke my arm falling off a trampoline once

Jax: Seriously? Me too! Guess there really is no such thing as an original experience

Kung Lao: Liu Kang accidentally burned my tongue once when we were teenagers, but I think that's the dumbest injury I've had

Liu Kang, blushing: I am sorry

Kung Lao: I know, babe

Kenshi: I think my dumbest childhood injury was when I got a concussion from stepping on a garden rake

Hanzo: I don't have any dumb injuries but I did once drink a litre of orange juice in under 30 minutes to prove a point.

Johnny: What's bad about that?

Hanzo: Orange juice is a laxative

Johnny: Oh shit

Kung Lao: Literally

Jax: What about you, Kuai Liang? what's your dumbest injury?

Kuai Liang, under the impression that this is completely normal: hmmm, probably the time I accidentally broke a pot while on cooking duty when I was maybe......12? Got 30 lashes for it and couldn't sleep on my back for ages, it was so annoying

Dead silence as everyone stares at him in shock

Kuai Liang: what?

Johnny: I'm sorry, they whipped you?!

Kuai Liang: Yeah, you wanna see the scars?

Everyone in unison: NO!

Hanzo: Baby, honey, light of my life, what the fuck

Kuai Liang: Is that not normal?

Hanzo: No

Kuai Liang: Oh....

Kuai Liang: I still think it's funny

[ari-dark-raiden-simp]

Ngl I'm so curious about lore for Dark Raiden when he gets his own Invasion season ❤️🥺 (Hanzo's lore kill me with Harumi situation like WTF)

Also in intro for this mode, Dark is the old man version (pls come home) 👉👈

Im so ready to grind his whole season!!

[repairingtomorrow]

KIRIKO IS 21?!

Bruh, Genji and Hanzo are 37 and 40, and she's 21?! What the fuck is this?? How did she grow up with them if Genji is 16 years older than her and Hanzo is almost double her age???

The wiki page goes into her age contradictions and this just makes it so much worse. Just make her older man, wtf.

I hate this, I'm so glad I'm making this rewrite.

[mikka-minns]

WHAT DID HE MEAN?!

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT?!

I love this moments of kronicles in Mortal Kombat Onslaught.