#wsl!bf

[shed-the-god]

*family guy death pose* god im finally finished with this 🫠

This was for Thanksgivings Day and... I was a bit late oops

I can't list all of them have mercy on me /silly

But really tho, if youre interested whos who, check out the wiki, or ask if that doesnt help lol

Anyways, Enjoy~ 💜

[cosmogify]

Thinking of making daily doodles of Berry cuddling a random BF a day as a fun exercise. All the BFs are randomized and the wheel has graced me with YS as the first one (my beloved mfgjoevhjoefnvfdojj)

This is also technically the aftermath from my 'Schwarz' drabble fic :D

Yourself interpretation by @ochrearia

[dexter-doll]

Now for my special act

INCORRECT QUOTES FT SOME BFS BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ENERGY FOR THEM ALL!

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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*

Bee: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!

FLAnimal: Hostile takeover?

Berry: Genocide?

Sense: Steal everything!

Bee: No, I meant-

Beef: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!

Yourself: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

Bee: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…

Beef: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.

Yourself: Agreed.

———

FLAnimal: Stressed.

Yourself: Depressed.

Sense: Possessed.

Beef: Obsessed.

Berry: Impressed.

Bee: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Bee: I just wanted to join in.

———

Berry: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

FLAnimal: No, eight glasses!

Beef: I heard ten.

Yourself: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

*later…*

Sense: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Berry: What did you learn?

Sense: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

FLAnimal: I’ll get some water.

Sense: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Bee: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

———

*In response to receiving a gift*

Bee: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back!

Yourself: You didn’t have to get this for me…

Berry: Oh! Now I HAVE to get you something!

Sense: Th-thanks, but why?

Beef: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this!

FLAnimal: Did you keep the receipt?

———

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Beef: I will not let you down.

Bee: Sounds fun.

Berry: K.

FLAnimal: No, I'm fucking not.

Sense: Do I have to be?

Yourself: Please god, I am so tired.

———

Beef: Dumbest scar stories, go!

FLAnimal: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Yourself: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Bee: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Berry: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Sense: I have emotional scars.

———

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Beef, Berry, and Bee: *spinning a little and talking*

Yourself, Sense, and FLAnimal: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

———

Beef: The floor is lava!

Berry: *helps FLAnimal onto the counter*

Bee: *tries to kick Yourself off the sofa*

Sense: *lays on the floor*

Beef: ...Are you okay?

Sense: No.

———

( Yourself = https://www.tumblr.com/ochrearia )

( Beef = https://www.tumblr.com/gemharvest )

( Bee = https://www.tumblr.com/zackcharine )

( Berry = https://www.tumblr.com/lunarla123 )

( FLAnimal = https://www.tumblr.com/shad0wchateau )

( Sense = yours truly )

[pernillecfcw]

@zeciramusovic - Happy new year 🫶🏻

[tooneysrusso]

still not over this btw 😵‍💫

[mkwoso]

Just read your theory about players going a bit more quiet on their socials.

I'm not sure about Arsenal but I had a similar theory about privacy and Lyon actually. If you look at Lyon, we don't know too much about the private lives of the players. Like the Scandi straights are more open so we know Ada is married and we see her husband in posts occasionally, and Sara Gunnarsdottir's family of course.

But the French girls seem pretty tight lipped about their personal lives. When Amel Majri announced that she was preggers (not on her personal account, but through an official club statement), it was the first time I learnt that she was married. Salma has a bf/fiancee or something but we don't see him much at all (think only 1 post ages ago?). Endler got married just before she joined Lyon and we see practically no trace of her wife anyway on her socials. Maro and Bouhaddi are still being mysterious years on. I have no clue about the relationship statuses of quite a few of the players if you were to scan their socials alone.

In general, the Lyon players seem a lot more private than players in the WSL or NWSL. Don't get me started on their manager Sonia Bompastor and her wife(just bestie who's kids i raise etc. but don't look over here) behaviour LOL.

I'm wondering if this has led to Daan's decision to initiate a move to being more private, selectively taking pics off. Beth, not being sure how to deal with it, is therefore being more erratic on her feed? I mean they are still each other's biggest fan in terms of liking posts etc so it's unclear what the status of that relationship is, but I'm confident it isn't done yet. It just feels like there is a deliberate effort to interact minimally online. If you've broken up with someone and it's still pretty recent, liking their posts and commenting on them involves the same amount of being confronted by their faces.

In summary, maybe it's Lyon, not Arsenal, that encourages players to be more private online? Which is not the worse thing in the world honestly. Twitter is a cesspool for these players' relationships sometimes. (I'm sorry that this is such a long ramble... been thinking about this for awhile now)

PS: I know this doesn't explain Jords/Leah but them two have been doing the weird IG dance a few times before so they special :P

Yes!!! This is a completely reasonable idea. Especially when you look at Lia and Cait and their relative change to be a bit more open.

[wsl-chelsea]

idk how it works in the wsl. but i do know teams travel to away games in a private charter bus. do the players' significant others, family or friends also travel with them on that charter? or if they go to a game they make arrangements for themselves? i assume they don't ride in the team charter. and i don't see even chelsea players spending off day in liverpool? esp w/ champions league this week. do ppl expect gf/bf to go see them play away games for a few hours & come back? like i don't get it

i don’t think they do, usually they travel by themselves. it’s more of us wishfully hoping she’s there bc when she is sam plays well LMAO

[magdasabs]

Do you have a pic of the WSL font? My bf isn’t sure if his is the womens or the mens

yeah, it has the little wsl symbol at the bottom! give me a sec to find it

[blogdofreire]

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THE BEEEPF!! THE BLOBBER!! Day 4 cuddle doodle heheheh! He's so silly I love ueueueueueu (My happiness bleeding through Berry is very normal I swear)

BEEPF is owned by @krypt-kir

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Day 2 of the daily doodles is Beef! Thought it would be a cute idea to have them just chill with their fav plushie and watch a movie ueueueuue.

Beef is owned by @gemharvest

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Day 5 is the Biff! Fun fact (unless you already know) this is Berry's favourite way to cuddle hehe. (Being picked up) it's also kinda funny that Biff is only 6 inches taller than Berry ueueueue

Biff is owned by @ochrearia

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Day 18 is the adorable Bunny! I remember Damie mentioning this scenario and it has been living in my brain rent free for awhile lol ueueueueu

Bunny is owned by @shad0wchateau

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Schwarz

Uh, this is just me trying to be experimental in writing. Although I still suck at it a bit. The writing is under the cut.

BFs in this drabble fic: WSL!bf (Berry, mine), Yourself around the end (YS, Ochre's version)

CW: EXPLICIT VOMITTING AND BODY HORROR (I think)

It does get better in the end I prommy! :)

Black

Everything was just pitch, charcoal black.

His throat even taste like it, he wanted to puke.

His muscles reflexively gagged, the binding of his jacket made the clogged trachea all the more strangulating. At least he can feel. . .something getting out of his mouth and system.

The dizziness grew stronger with every retch, yet he can't have the solace to hear it. Everything is so, so quiet.

He screamed and wailed, but all that can be heard is a pathetic inaudible wheeze, like a dying dog in an inescapable ditch.

Schatten. . .Schatten- GAGH AGH. . .bitte. . .es tut weh. . . ah AAGH-

He can barely breathe or think right, he can sense every muscle and organ shaking violently, as if it wants to stretch him thin from the inside out, swapping his outsides with it.

His teeth feel like they're forcing his mouth wide apart, his jaw joints were at their breaking point as they were at the teeth's mercy. He can feel even things rushing in and out of the gap, as if the ghosts around him are taking turns playing and ripping his guts for entertainment. His spinning eyes could see those beady stares from the abyss around him, a freaky toy to be entertained by.

He can hear some passing voices of complaint about him, having another psychotic breakdown. . .at least that was what he remembered hearing.

Schatten. . .Schatten wo bist du. .? Wo bist du!? Ich will nicht sterben. . .SCHATTEN-!!

He kept slamming himself into anything that was in his ward, wanting the pain to go away quickly. So far he was only given a temporary numbness before the pain to come back tenfold.

He wanted to cry. Oh, he wanted to cry so badly, yet his eyes didn't seem to think he needs to. His mouth did all the crying for him, but even the liquid coming out of it felt like acid on his skin. Boiling hot skin.

His body twist and bend irregularly, but the jacket wasn't letting it do what it pleases. He was no longer controlling himself, even after all the pleas and begs-

A door opened.

Berry's neck twisted in a way that it shouldn't, his face fully directing towards the sound. A tall figure, Schatten.

It's Schatten, it has to be.

The black liquid that has been dripping down his mouth slowed into a halt on his chin and drabbed clothes. The boy hadn't realized that the figure wasn't the shadow spirit. Far from it. Yet his mind was too far gone at the moment, already barring his stained maw as he made a wild dash at him.

It quickly evaded him, before it picked him up from behind. Kill. . .he needed to kill him. His legs flailed violently at his surroundings, desperately trying to shove whoever suspended him in the air.

The entity didn't budge, instead Berry felt his body being surrounded by something. . .soft. It confused the little boy, but his still continued to attempt to kick the entity. However it slowly grew futile the longer he stayed in the embrace, his muscles soon weakened and sore. His throat no longer felt strangled, and his eyelids were heavy. . .What. . .What was happening?

"Shhh, it's okay now. It's time to rest little guy."

Something. . .Someone was whispering. . .It didn't sound like Helen, her voice isn't that scratchy. . .nor did it sound like Schatten. . .using his own voice against him, nor did it sound this. . .kind. His eyes felt. . .heavy so suddenly. . .

Ich fühle mich. . . so. . . müde. . .

[cosmogify]

Haven't posted here for a while so have the brovers/silly

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HEHEHEHEHHE THE BROVERS UEUEUEUEUE Day 6 is Adonis the silly space beeper heheheheh I love them sm THEY'RE SO CUTE RAAA

Adonis is owned by @shad0wchateau