#wruf!!!

[thatrandomgaloffthestreet]

the problem when i get all puppybrained is i bark so much i tire myself out

[ambiewrld]

i could be in a girl's bed and i'd still be wondering if she liked me back ...

[soulboundsky]

wait if I'm the big spoon... and you're the little spoon...

then whos watching foxy?!??

[e1dritchqueer]

I've been such a stressed dog as of late, I just want to curl up against someone and be pet

[stormbreaker101]

you know youre ill abt a character when you call them like 50 different things

it's like nicknaming a cat

[transfemharukasakurai]

I wan my owner :c

wanwanwanwanwanwanwanwanwan

[barkwoofbarkwoofbark]

Awwwww, squirmy frustrated mutt pouting like a bitch in heat, so fucking eager to be pinned and mounted and bred.

If you wanna touch so bad then grovel, puppy. Beg for it and prove that you deserve it 🖤

pleaseplease i need to feel something!! its not fair my cunt's just twitching n dripping and i can't do anything about it! im supposed to be a good boy, i gotta stay wet and needy,, you dont even have to let me cum if you don't think i deserve it

ive been extra good and i havent had an orgasm for five days, too! doesnt that deserve a lil reward..

[episims]

Jamie "Three! Well done, girl."

Sadie "Wruf."

Hugo "This one got those spots from Sadie... but the back is black. The dad must be that beagle, um. Atty?"

Jamie "Seems so, buddy. Who calls Felix?"

[bugsb1te]

woof wooff wruff arf wruff ruff! wruff wruff!! woof woof arf arf arf arf wruf wuff wuff!

[thatrandomgaloffthestreet]

my tail is wagging too much for me to fall back asleep ajdjdjdjajrj

[ambiewrld]

gay thoughts are occurring save me please (i need her)

[slamminslamminmcgill]

wrruf wruf stealing this headcanon that i made about my girlfriends oc and applying it to joel. imagine you’re kneeling between his legs while he’s sitting down on some dusty sunken old couch. he’s drinking. he sees you’re curious, sees you want some. drinks some of the whiskey and spits it in your mouth, tilting your chin up. give u a lil pat on the head after <33 ruffles ur hair

*Joel spits a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*

OH MY GOD UR SO FUCKING SMART

warning: spit kink, intox (alcohol), oral, petplay

“What’cha drinking?” You ask, lounging around on the floor, your arms resting in Joel’s lap, face covered in drool and precum, one hand squishing the exposed bits of his cuddly, chubby dad tummy, the other slapping his cock against your tongue for shits and giggles.

“Whiskey.” He replies nonchalantly, jiggling the shot glass at you before bringing it to his own lips. “Nothin’ special.”

You hop up from your slump and prop your chin in your hands. “Can I have a shot?”

Joel swallows his and says “Sure can.”

He pours you a shot,

drinks it himself,

grabs your jaw,

(HUAK-thu)

and gives you a shot, right at the back of your throat.

It stings as you swallow, but it leaves a rich and heady afterburn in its wake. The flavor is smoky, savory, woody. Complex. It’s probably an acquired taste, and if it takes him spitting in your mouth some more to test that theory, so be it.

He waits until your facial expression settles, when you’ve had enough time to process it. “You like it?”

“Not bad,” you shrug. “Can I have another?”

Joel chuckles, “Aw, good boy… Such a good doggy”, and gives you a proud pat on the head, one that massages your scalp so perfectly it presses the big red button in your mind that says Act like a stupid slutty puppy. Naturally, you start wagging your tail and giggling as the thoughts melt away…

Then his knuckles lock in your hair and all of a sudden he’s smushing your lips into his nutsack.

“Go on, whore. Get back to work and I’ll give ya another one. But’cha gotta earn it first, baby boy. “

[dawaxenpith]

MY COLLAR JUST CAME IN THE MAIWL WRUF ARF FRR BARK WROOF RUFF WRARF

[cuntboy-girl]

Oh, hi, Perfect Paws anon here :3 I just wanna add that you're also such a good dog~ Yes, you are~

thank you eeee 🥺 wruf wruf

[sarplaninacmutt]

Mmmmm wruff!!! I don't usually imagine myself as full dog but!!! I love getting petted all on my back or whenever my amazing partner gives me scratches and pets on my head. Feels so good!! I can feel my tail wag when they kiss me!!!!!! I’m soft and my fur is long and fluffy and im getting fed good treats!!! Bless my wondrous puppy life.. grr wruf awruff..!!!! 🐾

[puppygirlgirldick]

This dog is both adorable and very intelligent, how fascinating

what!!! how dare you!

thank you! don't know why I'm getting random affirmations in my inbox, but I appreciate it! wruf!