#written by an inferior Y-chromosome asexual btw

[thetrueviagraspider]

Top 10 Biggest Red Flags in Men

Number 10: Lack of trust

if we dont trust each other then why are we hanging out? It would feel better if both of us felt safe as much as possible.

Number 9: Narcissism

I've dealt with enough narcissists in my life and I ain't gonna deal with any more If I can choose not to.

Number 8: Refusing to Split the Bill

If we're gonna be equals, then you gotta split the bill one way or the other. Doesn't matter if its officially split or who pays alternates between eating out. Financial domination is cringe

Number 7: No Social Life

LMAO THIS LOSER CAN'T GET ANYONE TO LIKE HIM. REST IN PEACE BOZO

Number 6: Unhealthy Eating Habits

I feel we all understand this one. If they're too fat how am I supposed to fit them in the trunk of my car? On the other end, if they're too thin how am I supposed to have a good meal when I get home?

Number 5: Getting Help

If you're such a "big, strong man", then why the fuck you need a tHeRaPiSt? just repress your emotions like your fathers before you and develop severely unhealthy coping mechanisms. truly a skill issue if you need help.

Number 4: Not Covering Up

Men, you need to cover your tiddies, no nipple should be visible. They're too damn hot. How am I supposed to focus when I keep getting distracted by them man tiddies?

Number 3: Not Being a Virgin

If that BUSSY isn't as tight as Fort Knox this will not work out. I need it to shoot my attempts at penetration with 5.56mm to get any enjoyment from it. Loose bussy means they might know what they like; can't have that now can we?

Number 2: Being Straight

we all know how straight people act. there's NO WAY I can handle being around that for more than a few hours.

Number 1: The Y Chromosome

Let's face it, men are genetically inferior. They lack the genetic diversity to function properly, as evident by their constant stupidity. trans men > cis men for this exact reason