#writing this turned my hair gray like Tim Allan in the Santa Clause

[superiorsturgeon]

Adult!Ruby: Yesterday my son showed me his progress in the latest Pokemon game Weiss bought him, and there’s like, six hundred Pokemon now! 😫

Adult!Jaune: I know, right? My middle kid got the same game last week and she already unlocked a bike that can climb mountains! When I was her age I had to go out and around the map because I couldn’t climb a small ledge and I didn’t get a bike until halfway through the game! And I was thankful to get it! 😤

Adult!Yang: And have you seen the new types? What on Remnant is “Fairy” type?! Back in my day Clefairy was a Normal type and we learned responsibility by having permanent HM moves and one-use TMs! Kids have no idea how good they have it! 🤬

Adult!Nora: *trading Pokemon with her kids* Ok, boomers! 🙄