#writing these silly ficlets is easier than writing a whole ass story r n

[swanqueenelmaxshadowhunters]

*aged up elmax*

Max: If you had to, what would you give up food or sex?

Robin: Sex.

Nancy: Seriously? Wow.

Robin: I'm sorry, I thought she was asking if I preferred food or sex, babe.

El, giggling: uh-oh

Max: Nancy , what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Nancy, trying hard to ignore Robin's puppy eyes: Food.

Max: What about you, El?

El: I would never give up on you.

Dustin: that doesn't really answer the question.

Lucas: it totally does, dude.

Max, ignoring Dustin and Lucas arguing: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Dustin: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Max: What about you Steve? What would you give up sex or food?

Steve: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Dustin: No, you gotta pick one.

Steve: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!