#wrex urdnot

[cobaltswriting]

It is nice to see that Wrex is pretty consistent across all three games, despite serving a fairly different role in 2 and 3 compared to the first game.

I was hoping that the Sur’kesh mission would give me a chance to work alongside him as a party member again, but no dice.

[tekehu]

I could throw a few salarians off a cliff, if that'll make you feel better.

[kasianie]

Happy N7 Day! 🥳

✨ reblog, don’t repost ✨

[strawberrykidneystone]

the difference 2 years can make

[tuanishere]

some new and old doodles of my shep and my fav guys <3

Here's a design sheet for my shepard if you're interested!

[stonemasons]

MASS EFFECT 3 (2012)

[gregemann]

first time i havent ended the game with the pink armor

[wingsofthesun]

Everyone rightfully goes straight to recruiting Wrex because he's, you know, Wrex, but I love how if you wait until you take down Fist he'll stop Shepard by the elevator. Shepard and their squadmates think they're going to have some trouble when Wrex confronts them, but instead of him getting angry, he instead says he's not going to take credit for a job he didn't do and gives Shepard the money he got for said job! After that, he just politely asks if he can come with! It's such a little scene that hardly anyone sees, but I love how much it says about Wrex as a character.

[msunitedstatesjames]

The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:

-An evil clone

-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film

-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess

-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition

-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk

-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade

-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed

-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian

-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'

-Shepard learning to play piano

-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style

-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt

-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles

-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers

-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren

-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes

-"It's joking time."

Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.

[catsharky]

[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

[armofandruil]

I love how in Mass Effect 2 after your death your close circle of friends deal with your death by either a) going home, b) becoming a major part of the criminal underworld, or c) becoming the president.

[the-8-of-spades]

Pt. 2 of Mass Effect things that are so fucking funny, imagine you're a Krogan chillin on Tuchanka feelin' good about yourself when a sentient bag of water walks in with the Krogan equivalent of a living Barbie doll, high fives the president, bitch slaps a foreign dignitary, kills a demigod, and then leaves without any further explanation

[thefloatingstone]

Apparently Cards Against Humanity had a Mass Effect themed set come out in 2017 and this was their official fucking art for it

[annoyingjelly]

[kaidanalenko]

i love the sr1 squad

[guchaigue]

baby's (not) first bonk! > commission open! <