#wrex urdnot

[cobaltswriting]

It is nice to see that Wrex is pretty consistent across all three games, despite serving a fairly different role in 2 and 3 compared to the first game.

I was hoping that the Sur’kesh mission would give me a chance to work alongside him as a party member again, but no dice.

[strawberrykidneystone]

the difference 2 years can make

[varanidius]

collection of my Mass Effect fanart

[kasianie]

Happy N7 Day! 🥳

✨ reblog, don’t repost ✨

[tuanishere]

some new and old doodles of my shep and my fav guys <3

Here's a design sheet for my shepard if you're interested!

[tekehu]

I could throw a few salarians off a cliff, if that'll make you feel better.

[stonemasons]

MASS EFFECT 3 (2012)

[msunitedstatesjames]

The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:

-An evil clone

-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film

-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess

-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition

-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk

-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade

-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed

-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian

-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'

-Shepard learning to play piano

-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style

-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt

-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles

-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers

-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren

-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes

-"It's joking time."

Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.

[catsharky]

[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

[the-8-of-spades]

Pt. 2 of Mass Effect things that are so fucking funny, imagine you're a Krogan chillin on Tuchanka feelin' good about yourself when a sentient bag of water walks in with the Krogan equivalent of a living Barbie doll, high fives the president, bitch slaps a foreign dignitary, kills a demigod, and then leaves without any further explanation

[thefloatingstone]

Apparently Cards Against Humanity had a Mass Effect themed set come out in 2017 and this was their official fucking art for it

[annoyingjelly]

[armofandruil]

I love how in Mass Effect 2 after your death your close circle of friends deal with your death by either a) going home, b) becoming a major part of the criminal underworld, or c) becoming the president.

[varanidius]

Krogans waiting for soup [Print Available]

[guchaigue]

baby's (not) first bonk! > commission open! <

[kaidanalenko]

i love the sr1 squad