#wrestler cartman

[southparkhcsocs]

@h-harleybaby 's wrestler Cartman

This was so fun and now I just was to draw him doing wrestling 🫣

[hannah-h-pleb]

So I’m a silly goose and forgot to make a post, but it was @h-harleybaby’s birthday the other day! Happy belated birthday girlie girl! I hope your day was just as special as you 😁❤️ (that was painfully cliché oml)

Harley introduced myself and many others to the concept of “Wrestler” Cartman. I for one, LOVE the concept, so here’s my take on it 🤪

This one’s for you Harles!

Wrestler Cartman: General NSFW Headcanons

Content Advisory: NSFW content, smut (18+), minors DNI, aged up characters (late teens, high school AU), female bodied reader

For one I can absolutely see Cartman as a wrestler. I like to imagine that he would 100% enjoy wrestling because he gets to fight people for sport (with some boundaries that he has, probably crossed at some point in time). If he wins, he’ll be cocky as hell about it, hyping up the crowd to cheer louder for him and probably mocking his opponent

To everyone’s surprise, he’s actually really good at it. Despite losing multiple fights as a child, he shows himself to be a talented wrestler and probably winds up being one of the top wrestlers in school

But every champion needs his lucky charm…and right now he’s only got his eyes set on one person: You

He’s had eyes on you for a while, so what better way to show off and impress you by inviting you to one of his wrestling matches? This way he can show you how strong he is. Show you how much of a champion he truly is

To his delight, it works. You watch him as he wrestles with his opponent, admiring his figure, his strength, the way his body looks all sweaty…yep you’ve got a crush now

It didn’t help that whenever Cartman would pin someone down on the floor and he just so happened to be facing your direction, he’d look over and give you a cheeky grin as if to say “You wish this was you huh?” (Yes, yes you did)

You kept going to his matches. Of course you were there to support him, but you just couldn’t get enough of how good his body looked in that tight singlet. The look on his face whenever he’d throw someone down, the determination in his eyes, his cockiness, you couldn’t get enough. So you decided to do something about it. You asked him to show you some of his wrestling moves with you

He was hesitant at first, not wanting to actually hurt you, but when you reassured him that you would be fine, he happily obliged but was still careful. He would throw you down, hold you down on the floor, the whole nine yards. It wasn’t until you two got this close to each other that you both realized just how attracted you were to one another, and that’s when it all changed.

Wrestler Cartman is rough, and I mean, rough. He uses his strength to his advantage and absolutely manhandles you. Holding you down while he fucks you, putting you in positions that you didn’t even know you could be put in, wrapping his strong hands around your neck, the list goes on

He has a “sleeper” build, still chubby but he’s got more muscle in his arms than before. This dude is STRONG. And he uses his strength to his advantage

He also uses his weight to his advantage as well. He’ll use his body to pin you down while he slides himself inside of you. Two words: Mating press.

If he loses a match? Be prepared to be ruined after the match is over. He’ll be so angry that he’ll just use you to relieve himself of his “high strung” emotions. For example, instead of just letting you suck him off, this time he’ll just fuck your face. He doesn’t care if you can’t take it either, he wants to push you beyond your limits and use all of your holes for his own pleasure

He’s a rough guy in general, but if you two do it after he loses a match? That’s when his power hungry/sadistic side comes out full force. He wants to remind you of how strong he is and how much power he has over you even if he lost a match with you watching. He’s still in control, and he’s going to do whatever he wants to you and you don’t get a say otherwise

Face fucking, mating press, manhandling, Wrestler! Cartman can check every box. Oh and not to mention, he loves pulling you off to fuck you in the change rooms. He covers your mouth with his hand as he takes you from behind up against the wall. This dude gets so horny for you so easily sometimes he just can’t help himself

Can’t keep his hands off of you either. Whenever you you two are together, he’s always got an arm around you. He wants everyone to know that you belong to him and you are his lucky charm

I believe Harley said this one in her headcanons but I’m going to echo it: Sometimes when you guys fuck, he’ll be wearing his medals while he fucks you. He’ll whisper in your ears exactly how he got this medals. “Remember when I held that one loser down on the floor? That’s where this came from sweetheart. Oh what, you like hearing about what I do to people when I’m up there? Now I know just how filthy how you are……”

Oh. And if you just so happen to be a manager for his wrestling team?…. Best believe that man is going to be all over you whenever he can

Pulling you off to the side to make out with you, teasing your pussy while no one’s watching, calling you a “dirty fucking slut” if you start whimpering, making you suck his cock quickly in the restroom before his match, you can never fully predict what this dude is going to do to you next. And you just love it

[h-harleybaby]

EVERYONE LOVES MEEEEE

whoever requested the cartman wrestler head cannons is my lil meow meow omg i love wrestlers

everyone loves wrestler cartman omg

and i get it okay it's so good

[turflamicgaming420]

WWE 2K22 Vince McMahon Cracks Ronda Rousey's Skull!!! Ronda Rousey SUCKS!!! She fell off in the UFC and gave that up. She is NOT a very good wrestler at all. Her claim to fame is that she WAS a UFC fighter. I doubt she could still cut it in the UFC yet she acts like she has options and talks negatively about the fans and about the WWE and the promos and angles they try to give her and she just acts like she is too good for all of it. Talk about UNDESERVED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT and OUT OF TOUCH HASBEEN lol. So without further ado watch Eric Doudrop Cartman and Vince McMahon Crack some skulls at the HUSH MONEY ARENA!!! Enjoy :)

[dirkwriteshomestuck]

hey cartman draw bad irene

Bad Irene is like, my favorite wrestler. So here she is getting another abortion.

[kahran042]

Western animation characters with Anime Planet tags

The title says it all.

Stan SMITH Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Gunslinger, Muscular, Spy

Francine SMITH Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult

Hayley SMITH Female, Black Hair Tags: Headband, Teenager

Steve SMITH Male, Brown Hair Tags: Glasses, High School Student, Teenager

Roger SMITH Male, None Hair Tags: Ageless, Alien, Bartender, Bisexual, Cowardly, Crossdresser, Selfish

Klaus HEISLER Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Foreigner, Sadistic

Snot AKA: Schmuely LONSTEIN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Facial Hair, High School Student, Teenager

Toshi YOSHIDA Male, Black Hair Tags: Foreigner, Glasses, High School Student, Teenager

Barry TUBBS Male, Red Hair Tags: High School Student, Overweight, Teenager

Greg CORBIN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Gay, Reporter

Terry BATES Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Gay, Reporter

Avery BULLOCK Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Elderly, Spy

Brian LEWIS Male, None Hair Tags: Adult, Bald, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, School Principal

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Master Shake Male, None Hair Tags: Big Ego, Food Character, Selfish

Frylock Male, None Hair Tags: Analytical, Elemental Powers, Facial Hair, Food Character, Inventor, Lightning Powers, Scientist, Superpowers

Meatwad Male, None Hair Tags: Airhead, Food Character, Shapeshifter, Snaggletooth

Carl BRUTANANADILEWSKI Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Facial Hair, Heavy Drinker, Overweight, Pervert

Ignignokt Male, None Hair Tags: Alien, Big Ego, Smoker, Stoic

Err Male, None Hair Tags: Alien, Big Ego, Hot-Headed, Smoker

Oglethorpe Male, None Hair Tags: Alien

Emory Male, None Hair Tags: Alien

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future Male, None Hair Tags: Robot, Time Traveler

MC Pee Pants Male Tags: Demon, Musician, Shapeshifter

Markula Male Tags: Landlord, Vampire

Rabbot Male, None Hair Tags: Robot

Romulox Male, None Hair Tags: Horns, Monster

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Sterling ARCHER Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Animal Lover, Big Ego, Flirt, Gunslinger, Heavy Drinker, Spy

Lana KANE Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Dual Wielder, Gunslinger, Ponytail, Spy

Malory ARCHER Female, Grey Hair Tags: Elderly, Flirt, Heavy Drinker, Selfish, Wealthy

Cyril FIGGIS Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses

Pam POOVEY Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Big Eater, Bisexual, Overweight, Tattoos

Cheryl TUNT Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Wealthy

Ray GILETTE Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Dual Wielder, Facial Hair, Gay, Gunslinger, Smoker, Spy

Algernop KRIEGER Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Computer Programmer, Facial Hair, Inventor, Scientist

Arthur WOODHOUSE Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Butler, Elderly, Military Veteran

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Beetlejuice AKA: BJ, Beej, Mr. BEETLEMAN, Betty JUICE Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Big Ego, Ghost, Magic User, Mischievous, Shapeshifter

Lydia DEETZ AKA: Lyds Female, Black Hair Tags: Anti-Gravity Hair, Ponytail

Jacques LALEAN Male, None Hair Tags: Athlete, Facial Hair, Hat, Skeleton, Undead

Ginger Female, None Hair Tags: Animal, Dancer, Hat, Spider

The Monster Across the Street Male, Red Hair Tags: Hat, Monster, Musician, Singer

Poopsie Male, Pink Hair Tags: Animal, Dog, Horns

Charles DEETZ Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Cowardly

Delia DEETZ Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Artist

Scuzzo Male, Pink Hair Tags: Big Nose, Clown, Hat, Sadistic

Doomie AKA: Dragster of Doom, Doomeroo Male, None Hair Tags: Inanimate Object, Shapeshifter

Captain KIDDER Male, White Hair Tags: Epic Eyebrows, Eye Patch, Facial Hair, Hat, Pirate

Percy Male, Black Hair Tags: Animal, Cat

Flubbo Male, None Hair

Judge Mental Male

Mayor Maynot Male, Blue Hair Tags: Bandages, Politician, Sunglasses

Armhold MUSCLEHUGGER Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Muscular

Donnyjuice Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Ghost

Chester SLIME Male, None Hair

Prince Vince Male, Black Hair Tags: Crown, Musician, Royalty, Singer

Germs PONDSCUM Male, None Hair Tags: Epic Eyebrows

Mr. MONITOR Male, None Hair

Monstress Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Hat, Monster

Nat JUICE Male

Bea JUICE Female

Clare BREWSTER Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Big Ego, Hair Ribbons, Wealthy

Bertha AKA: Burp Female, Brown Hair Tags: Headband

Prudence AKA: Prune Female, Red Hair Tags: Glasses, Small Stature

Miss Shannon Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses

Bartholomew BATT Male, Black Hair Tags: Animal, Bat, Big Ego, Glasses

Little Miss Warden Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Hat, Prison Warden, Small Stature

Jesse GERMS Male, Black Hair Tags: Hat, Undead, Whip Wielder

Mrs. BUGSLY Female, Turquoise Hair Tags: Hair Buns, Sunglasses

Lip Scum Male

Zigmund VOID Male, Grey Hair Tags: Balding, Breathtaking Beard, Facial Hair, Glasses, Doctor

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Bob BELCHER Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Bisexual, Cook, Facial Hair, Magnificent Mustache, Overweight

Linda BELCHER Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker

Tina BELCHER Female, Black Hair Tags: Glasses, Teenager

Gene BELCHER Male, Black Hair Tags: Big Eater, Child, Musician, Overweight

Louise BELCHER Female, Black Hair Tags: Animal Hood, Child, Mischievous, Pigtails

Mort Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses

Teddy Male, None Hair Tags: Adult, Bald, Facial Hair, Hat, Overweight

Jimmy PESTO SR. AKA: Jimmy POPLOPOVICH Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Cook, Single Parent

Jimmy PESTO JR. AKA: J-Ju Male, Orange Hair Tags: Athlete, Dancer, Teenager, Wrestler

Andy PESTO Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Twin

Ollie PESTO Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Twin

Zeke Male, Brown Hair Tags: Athlete, Teenager, Wrestler

Tammy LARSON Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Cheerleader, Ponytail, Selfish, Teenager

Hugo Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Small Stature

Ron Male, Orange Hair Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Pompadour

Calvin FISCHOEDER Male, White Hair Tags: Adult, Eye Patch, Landlord, Wealthy

Gayle Female, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Animal Lover, Artist, Glasses

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Peter GRIFFIN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker, Lazy, Overweight, Selfish

Lois GRIFFIN Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult

Meg GRIFFIN Female, Brown Hair Tags: Glasses, Hat, High School Student, Teenager

Chris GRIFFIN Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Artist, Hat, High School Student, Overweight, Piercings, Teenager

Stewie GRIFFIN Male, None Hair Tags: Baby, Child Prodigy, Inventor, Sadistic

Brian GRIFFIN Male, White Hair Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Dog, Heavy Drinker, Writer

Glen QUAGMIRE Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Flirt, Military Veteran, Pervert, Pilot

Cleveland BROWN Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair

Joe SWANSON Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Disabled, Muscular, Police, Wheelchair

Mort GOLDMAN Male, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Cowardly, Glasses, Merchant

Carter PEWTERSCHMIDT Male, White Hair Tags: Company President, Elderly, Wealthy

Ernie Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bird, Chicken

Jerome Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Afro, Bartender, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Missing Teeth

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Garfield Male, Multicolored Hair Tags: Animal, Big Eater, Cat, Lazy, Overweight, Sleepyhead

Jon ARBUCKLE Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult

Odie Male, Yellow Hair Tags: Airhead, Animal, Dog

Nermal Male, Grey Hair Tags: Animal, Cat

Liz WILSON Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Doctor

Binky Male, Orange Hair Tags: Adult, Clown

Cactus Jake Male, Grey Hair Tags: Elderly, Epic Eyebrows, Facial Hair, Hat

Al SWINDLER Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Big Nose, Merchant

Orson PIG Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bookworm, Pig

Wade DUCK Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bird, Cowardly, Duck

Roy ROOSTER Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Bird, Chicken, Mischievous

Bo SHEEP Male, White Hair Tags: Animal, Sheep

Lanolin SHEEP Female, White Hair Tags: Animal, Bossy, Hair Ribbons, Hot-Headed, Sheep

Booker Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bird, Chicken

Sheldon Male, None Hair

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Dipper PINES Male, Brown Hair Tags: Analytical, Child, Child Prodigy, Hat, Twin

Mabel PINES Female, Brown Hair Tags: Child, Headband, Hyperactive, Mischievous, Rosy Cheeks, Twin

Stan PINES AKA: Stanley PINES, Grunkle Stan Male, Grey Hair Tags: Big Nose, Elderly, Facial Hair, Glasses, Hat, Merchant, Selfish, Thief

Soos AKA: Jesus Alzamirano RAMIREZ Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Hat, Overweight, Video Gamer

Wendy CORDUROY Female, Red Hair Tags: Hat, Lazy, Piercings, Teenager, Tomboy

Waddles Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Pig

Robbie VALENTINO AKA: Robbie V Male, Black Hair Tags: Big Nose, Guitarist, Musician, Piercings, Teenager

Gideon GLEEFUL AKA: Li'l Gideon Male, White Hair Tags: Child, Freckles, Pompadour, Psychic Powers

Bill CIPHER Male, None Hair Tags: Cane, Demon, Hat, Manipulative

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Hank HILL Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker, Merchant, Stoic

Peggy HILL Female, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Glasses, Teacher

Bobby HILL Male, Brown Hair Tags: Middle School Student, Overweight, Teenager

Luanne PLATTER Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Airhead, Puppeteer, Teenager, University Student

Dale GRIBBLE Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Bounty Hunter, Cowardly, Hat, Heavy Drinker, Smoker, Sunglasses

Nancy Hicks GRIBBLE Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Reporter

Joseph GRIBBLE Male, Black Hair Tags: Athlete, Dark-Skinned, Middle School Student, Teenager

Bill DAUTERIVE Male, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Heavy Drinker, Military, Overweight

Jeff BOOMHAUER Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Flirt, Heavy Drinker, Police, Verbal Tic

Kahn SOUPHANOUSINPHONE Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Foreigner

Minh SOUPHANOUSINPHONE Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Foreigner

Connie SOUPHANOUSINPHONE AKA: Kahn SOUPHANOUSINPHONE JR. Female, Black Hair Tags: Middle School Student, Musician, Teenager, Violinist

Cotton HILL Male, White Hair Tags: Disabled, Elderly, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Small Stature

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Stan MARSH Male, Black Hair Tags: Child, Elementary School Student, Hat

Kyle BROFLOVSKI Male, Red Hair Tags: Afro, Child, Elementary School Student, Hat

Eric CARTMAN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Big Eater, Bully, Child, Elementary School Student, Hat, Overweight, Sadistic, Selfish

Kenny MCCORMICK Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Elementary School Student, Hood, Pervert

Butters STOTCH AKA: Leopold STOTCH Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Eternal Optimist

Wendy TESTABURGER Female, Black Hair Tags: Child, Hat

Craig TUCKER Male Tags: Child, Gay

Token BLACK Male, Black Hair Tags: Child, Dark-Skinned, Wealthy

Jimmy VALMER Male, Brown Hair Tags: Child, Disabled

Tweek TWEAK Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Gay

Chef AKA: Jerome MACELROY Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Cook, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Flirt, Hat, Overweight, Singer

Randy MARSH Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Scientist

Sharon MARSH Female, Brown Hair Tags: Adult

Gerald BROFLOVSKI Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Hat, Lawyer

Sheila BROFLOVSKI Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Overweight

Liane CARTMAN Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Single Parent

Herbert GARRISON Male, Gray Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Gay, Glasses, Puppeteer, Teacher

Jimbo KERN Male Tags: Gunslinger, Hat, Hunter, Merchant, Military Veteran

Satan Male, None Hair Tags: Demon, Facial Hair, Gay, Horns, Muscular

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Huey FREEMAN Male, Black Hair Tags: Afro, Child, Dark-Skinned, Elementary School Student, Martial Artist, Stoic, Terrorist

Riley FREEMAN AKA: Young Reezy Male, Black Hair Tags: Athlete, Basketball Player, Child, Dark-Skinned, Dreadlocks, Elementary School Student, Hot-Headed

Robert FREEMAN AKA: Granddad, Bitches Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Dark-Skinned, Elderly, Flirt, Glasses, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Selfish, Unconventional Weapon, Widow

Tom DUBOIS Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Lawyer

Sarah DUBOIS Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Flirt

Jazmine DUBOIS Female, Orange Hair Tags: Afro, Child, Dark-Skinned, Elementary School Student, Eternal Optimist

Ed WUNCLER Male, None Hair Tags: Bald, Company President, Elderly, Ruthless, Selfish, Wealthy

Ed WUNCLER III Male, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Gunslinger, Hat, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Muscular, Piercings, Wealthy

Gin RUMMY Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Dreadlocks, Glasses, Gunslinger, Headband, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran

Uncle Ruckus Male, None Hair Tags: Bald, Dark-Skinned, Elderly, Facial Hair, Overweight, Poor, Racial Purist

Colonel H. STINKMEANER Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Blind, Cane, Dark-Skinned, Disabled, Elderly, Hot-Headed, Sunglasses

Bushido BROWN Male, Black Hair Tags: Afro, Bodyguard, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Headband, Sunglasses, Sword Fighter

Thugnificent AKA: Otis JENKINS Male, Black Hair Tags: Anti-Gravity Hair, Dark-Skinned, Musician, Wealthy

Rollo GOODLOVE Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Charismatic, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Overweight, Piercings, Selfish

Deborah LEEVIL Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Company President, Dark-Skinned, Racial Purist

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Grizz Male, Brown Hair Tags: Animal, Bear

Panda AKA: Pan-Pan Male, Multicolored Hair Tags: Animal, Bear

Ice Bear Male, White Hair Tags: Animal, Axe Wielder, Bear, Cook, Dancer, Martial Artist, Stoic

Chloe PARK Female, Black Hair Tags: Child, Child Prodigy, Glasses, University Student

Nom-Nom Male, Grey Hair Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Koala, Selfish, Wealthy

Charlie Male, Grey Hair

[ao3feed-kyman]

The Masks We Wear

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2h9Sd2e

by unicorngiggles

Eric Cartman has a boyfriend which would be great if he knew who he was. A hot, tall underground wrestler with a weird fake accent and a penchant for cross-dressing should be easy to pinpoint in South Park, but Princess Ballerina is taking his secret identity seriously.

Words: 1417, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Clyde Donovan, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

Additional Tags: Wrestling, Dubious Consent Due To Identity Issues, Homophobia, Homophobic Language, Assault, Minor Violence, Bottom Eric Cartman, Top Kyle Broflovski, Crossdressing, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Consensual Underage Sex, Consent Issues

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2h9Sd2e

[bitchoftheabyess]

“Its already written cartman , when you work for big red you tend to know everyone’s fate on who’s going up and who’s going down. You already started crossdressing as brittney spears , a troubled preteen girl, and lastly a wrestler women who loves abortions .

“This frozen is a lot different you won’t be asleep you’ll be wide awake and feel it , your mind won’t wander as you would be aware of everything for all eternity.”

“Kyles fate is a lot different from yours, especially since he doesn’t have a body count and a genocidal mind. You are every single 7 deadly sin rolled up into one and well it caused many to suffer .You manipulate everything for your own benefits at the cost of others even an eldrich god was manipulated to your benefit.

“The only reason you get away with it because the older generation are basically ignorant to it. However your peers like myself have watched your actions and pretty much sick of it.”

@cartmanbrah

Fate: live alone , be hated , lose everything , and everyone finds out his secret that he crossdresses and is gay.

After life fate : cartman is destined for hell , he goes to the last ring and freezes for all eternity .

[southparkhcsocs]

Heeeellllllllooooooooooo I got more Cartman drawing reqs if you want them

The very thing that kinda got me popular here, Wrestler Cartman, like heavy weight 285 weight class Cartman……….. I’LL LITERALLY GIVE YOU WRESTLER REFS I’M NOT KIDDING I HAVE SOME

Send me all the refs you have babes

[hannah-h-pleb]

Some general headcanons about Eric Cartman because he’s my favourite little shit disturber

This is my first post and first time writing stuff like this so be nice 🙏 I am tagging @h-harleybaby because she asked me to when I finally decided to post. Please check her page out, she’s awesome 💕

Also note that Eric is 18+ here, so yea, let’s get it!

Creds to the artist who drew this picture below. I don’t know who drew it though :((

Eric Cartman: Basic Headcanons

Now, I totally get why some people say he would be gross af, but I mean, this boy has suuuuch a massive ego that he would WANT to look and smell his best. Because he’s the best looking and he wants everyone to know, right?

Dude probably has a whole skincare routine. Washes his face regularly, uses moisturizer, facial scrubs, hell he even uses face masks. What a diva 🙄

He literally has perfect skin despite his eating habits and it pisses Kyle off beyond belief.

He’s usually clean shaven. As he gets older he grows out his facial hair somewhat but it doesn’t get very long, just some stubble. Anything longer than that annoys him. He would hate getting food or crumbs in a beard so usually, he stays clean shaven

Showers every other day, or everyday if he can. His hair is usually very fluffy and soft to the touch

Probably smells like cheap cologne and Mountain Dew. That man drinks Mountain Dew like it’s water soooo

He’s not overly tall, he’s about 5’6 or 5’7, maybe 5’8 at the most. Despite being one of the shortest guys, he would rip on someone who’s even an INCH shorter than he is

Still wears his usual red jacket with a t-shirt underneath, but likes to switch it up more as he gets older. You may catch him in hoodies more often because they’re comfy. Wears jeans more often too

Even though he was overweight as a child, he grows into his weight more as he gets older. He’s still not skinny by no means though. He’s got quite the belly on him but he’s not dangerously overweight. He’s chunky. If he’s a wrestler or a boxer, he’s got more muscle in his arms for sure. All in all, still a thicc boy

His relationship with his mom is neither here nor there but it has improved. He still likes to push his limits but he does respect her more. Super protective of her as well, and won’t hesitate to punch you in the mouth if you say anything bad about her. It’s giving momma’s boy fr

Now the big question is: Does his personality change much? The answer is yes AND no

He has calmed down somewhat in terms of his “scheming”, but not a whole lot. Most of his “schemes” consist of trolling tf out of people and finding ways to get a reaction out of people for his own amusement. He still likes to use blackmail against people though, and wants to feel like he has power over people, so what better way to get the upper hand than to piss people off and watch them fall apart and get angry? Or to hold their deepest, darkest secrets over their head? Knowing he can get any kind of reaction out of someone makes him feel superior. Despite calming down A LITTLE BIT, mans is still chaotic af. He loves getting under peoples skin anyway he can, whether it be by saying something completely out of pocket, or by using blackmail

At the end of the day, he’s still Eric Cartman, he’s not the nicest person

Still holds some of the same bigoted views as seen in the show. However, he may warm up to someone of a different race if he likes their company enough. It may not happen right away, but eventually, he’ll come around and try to learn

Honestly, he’s mostly just a general, bitter asshole with anger issues. It’s so funny to him when he makes someone else angry, but if HE gets angry he’ll make it everyone’s problem

Which btw. Drama. Queen. If someone even lightly shoved him, he’ll throw himself on the floor and exaggerate how hard he was pushed. Also gossips a lot, whether it be about his own friends or some rando he doesn’t even know. Attention whore for real 🙄

So there ya go. That’s what I think Eric would be like as he gets older. Still the same chaotic, obnoxious, foul-mouthed asshole we know him to be, but not into killing people on the regular anymore. I might make a part 2 or something because I could go on forever about this dude

[cartmankisser]

HEHEHEHHW

IT TOOK ME LIKE, 10 MINUTES TO DO IT AND MY FIRST READ PVER I WAS HAPPY ABOUT IT I HOPE YOU KINDA ARE TOO SBSKSBSKBSKSBSJSBSBS

OK HEAR ME OUT

WRESTLER CARTMAN BAJAKSBSISBSKBS I WAS THE WRESTLING MANAGER FOR MY TEAM BECAUSE MEDICAL PROBLEMS (was originally a wrestler) AND FOR THE LONGEST TIME I WANTWD TO DATE A WRESTLER BECAUSE Y E S AND I’M LITERALLY HAVING A CARTMAN BRAINROT BECAUSE Y’ALL WRITE HIM SO GOOD BUT ANYWAYS BACK TO WBAT I WAS SAYING

I can see Cartman being a wrestler tbh?? Ik in that one episode he said it was gay but I could see him being a heavyweight and raging after losing a match and squealing whenever he gets pinned before he loses 💀

Heavyweights also scare me because how are you that strong but that’s besides the poiNT

Yeah but like late high school/young adult cartman who realized wrestling isn’t as gay as he thought and it’s super fun and a good way to get stress and anger out so he starts doing it and really likes it <333

And like-

A READER WHOS A WRESTLING MANAGER- (totally not kinda self inserting)

Yeah but reader who’s a wrestling manager and does so much for the team like bake over 31 cookies for them for when they’re done wrestling at a tournament (totally didn’t do that in my freshman year) and has a concerningly heavy bag that’s mostly stuff for the wrestlers even tho they don’t really appreciate her

And then Cartman who sees this is and is like “why would you do that??? They don’t appreciate you” and is kinda smitten with her and likes how much she cares. Also more thoughts on it, like when he loses a match he’ll flip off the other team and the ref while reader is like “it’s ok hun, better luck next time. The ref probably made a bad call” and when no one’s looking kisses his cheek to make him feel better or something

Or screaming with the coach to get Cartman to listen when he starts losing and then he wins because he listens and reader is just cheering so loudly-

(Cough cough do you like it???? Cough cough)

omg... that's so perfect i don't even know what to add

i love gross sweaty boys

[the-shy-fa]

cartoon asks, 5, 10, 15, 20

5. The worst cartoon you’ve ever seen, and why?

Ugh this is a hard one because I don’t remember that many specifically egregious cartoons and Mr. Meaty was a puppet thing so I can’t even fall back on “the visual equivalent of eating a spoonful of mayonnaise that’s been left out in the sun.” I realize this is blasphemous but I actually really dislike Ren and Stimpy for being like “let’s really push our animation budget so that no shot is ever boring” but in service of stories about sexism, abuse, and general grossness.I think maybe the show I’ve seen with the worst premise might be Super Duper Sumos, a show about three guys with magic (?) sumo powers who live in America for some reason and fight crime (also for some reason?), because you know what children can’t get enough of? Sumo wrestlers! Also the slogan was like “They’ve got guts... and big butts!” which is maybe the worst slogan. 

10. An animated character you hate the most, and why?

Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy has THE MOST annoying voice and it seems like half of his jokes are him SCREAMING something over and over again. Pass.

Which I guess is the thing? Like even the worst villains are usually punished in their stories so like as much as anime characters piss me off I usually don’t hate them per se when all is said and done...

Oh but I also have a bone to pick with Cartman from South Park for, as near as I can tell, basically putting antisemitism into the vocabulary of every wannabe edgelord who probably didn’t know all that many ways to badmouth Jews before watching that show.

15. The worst episode of a cartoon you really like.

Uhhh the problem is I don’t remember the episodes I hate that well because I don’t usually rewatch them, but let’s take a safe bet on Grande Size Me from Kim Possible. Aggressively dumb premise based on a bad documentary meant to fear monger to kids about the food they eat via fatphobia.

20. An experience with a cartoon you thought you were going to like but turned you away from it.

Depends how far into the process we’re talking about here right? Like “We’re bringing Teen Titans back!” excitement faded pretty fast.

Honestly maybe Adventure Time? I don’t really dislike it and I mean to try more of it but considering how much it contains things I’m into like offbeat setting stuff and character/story progression, I have never gotten fully into it because the irreverent stuff gets too weird for me.

Jeez, all the negative ones huh? I mean I do have strong negative opinions on things but I tend to forget about them because I stop watching stuff I don’t like. Whoops.This was fun though!

[cartmankisser]

I think the person with the wrestler cartman idea should have a blessed day that was so beautiful

- men kisser anon

I AGREE it's so yummy

[cartmankisser]

I have so many wrestler cartman ideas like it’s concerning 💀

Like my team used to record every match and I can see him getting his opponent down in a pinning position or something and literally plopping down on the poor guy and then smirking at reader or the camera while waiting for the ref to call a pin/end the match

Or them making out in a corner or something before a match and Cartman being like “it’s for good luck <333”

Also just him making fun of the reader all the time because tbh this is becoming a somewhat self insert but back to what I was saying- reader’s always grumpy at the end of a tournament and tournaments are usually 14+ hours so it’s dark outside- and Cartman poking fun at the really tired reader

OH AND THEN ON THE BUS THEY SIT IN THE BACK AND CARTMAN LETS HER SLEEP ON HIM BECAUSE ITS DARK AND NO ONE CAN SEE SO HES LIKE “ugh fine 🙄” AND THEN WHEN THEY GET OFF THE BUS HE WALKS HER HOME AND IS MAKING FUN OF HER ABOUT FALLING ASLEEP WHEN ITS LIKE, PROBABLY 7 PM

Dude use my ideas I’m an endless supply of wrestling ideas tbh

LIKE YOU WANT KYLE I GOT YOU BUT PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH AS CARTMAN TBH

Also like if I can DM you about this because like I don’t wanna spam your asks ya know???

But it’s whatever you’re comfortable ya know?????

YES OMG SORRY AND ILL RESPOND TO DMS FASTER

[cartmankisser]

Omg back on wrestler cartman because I’m literally so happy you like it-

WHAT IF HE HOLDS THE READERS BAG BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS STRUGGLES TO PICK IT UP AND HE TEASES HER ABOUT IT <33333

OOO THATS CUTE HAHA

i also love the idea of him just throwing you over his shoulder because he's an asshole like that

[cartmankisser]

whoever requested the cartman wrestler head cannons is my lil meow meow omg i love wrestlers

everyone loves wrestler cartman omg

and i get it okay it's so good