#wowowowowow this is so good!!!

[bugisbonkerz]

the teddy bear of a man. chomp chomp chomp

[ninawolv3rina]

HEY IT’S QUINCY

OC: Quincy Sauer, THE Unwanted Prophet ever (she/her)

[b0amagination]

Tastes of Whumptober: Day 11

I had an absolute blast with this prompt and I've been looking forward to it for a while. I should've gone and bought some wine so I could write being IDed from experience though. Unrealistic writing 😮😮😮

Convenience Store

Each item was set neatly on the conveyor belt.

A roll of duct tape. Kleenex. Air freshener. Trash bags. Zipties. Rubbing alcohol. Superglue. A bottle of merlot. Disinfectant. Sponges. Latex gloves. A wrist brace. Ibuprofen. A hammer. And a bar of chocolate.

A bright beep sounded as the cashier scanned each one.

“Doing some home improvement?” They smiled, placing the superglue onto the other side of the conveyor where one of their customers, the shorter of the two, was busy bagging with their head down. The other stacked the empty shopping basket with the others and pulled out their wallet.

“Definitely an improvement project,” they nodded back with a knowing look. “The whole thing just needs to be demolished and rebuilt at this point.”

“Oh I hear you. A pipe burst in my basement just last month and my spouse had to stop me from tearing the whole thing down then and there.” The cashier scanned the wine and paused. “Your ID please, Mx.?”

They flashed it with a toothy grin. 

“I’m flattered!”

“Just doing my job. Thank you.” They typed something into the system and picked up the next item. A few items later, a snort broke their calm demeanor.

“Hm?”

“Oh my goodness, I’m sorry Mx! Just had a funny thought.” The cashier scanned the hammer. 

“Do share! Lord knows we could use the humor.” They elbowed their partner who smiled meekly and nodded along, balancing with a crutch under their arm. 

“Well, sometimes home improvement supplies look a lot like premeditated murder supplies,” they giggled, and the taller one broke out into raucous laughter. The shorter just shook their head. “Sorry, I meant no offense.”

Realizing they were being addressed, they fixed the sullen expression across their face.

“Ah, none taken! I’ve just had a tough day, what with this shithead and all.” A playful poke to their partner who just laughed again.

“You’re in for it when we get home!” They stuck out their tongue.

The other went back to catch the items they’d missed in that time, slipping the chocolate bar in their pocket. 

“Alright, cash or card?”

“Card please.”

“Your receipt?” 

“Sure, why not.”

“Perfect. Have a good one!” 

“You too!”

The taller one took most of the bags, but the other still managed to carry one. They were almost out the door when a voice shouted out.

“Oh! Excuse me, I think you forgot one of your items!” The cashier held up the hammer, and the couple turned around. Neither came forward to claim it, but with a nudge and a whisper, the shorter allowed the cashier to drop it into their bag. “Can’t do any demolition without that, can you?” 

“Absolutely not, I’m glad we didn’t forget it!” The other didn’t say a word, struggling to lift the bag now, and then the two were gone. 

.

“Interesting what you choose to forget, darling.” A hissing whisper in their ear, so different from the friendly persona they put on in public.

“I don’t… I don’t know what you’re implying,” they averted their eyes as the trunk of the car opened. Fuck. 

Their captor’s foot landed on their broken ankle and they had to suppress a scream.

“I let you have one good leg for today. Don’t let me regret it.” The bag was taken right out of their hand. “In.”

They crutched up to the passenger door but a clearing of the throat stopped them.

“Childlock doesn’t work on that seat.”

Somehow, climbing into the back was more humiliating after that comment. The door was slammed shut before they could do so themself, and they felt the car shake with how hard the trunk was slammed. A horrible indicator of what was to come.

“I behaved around the store,” they grumbled when the doors locked and the engine turned on. 

“And then you fuckin’ ruined it.” 

“Black and white thinking much…” 

A fist flew against the passenger headrest and they were suddenly grateful to be flinching in the backseat.

“I’m buying a car with blacked out windows. That way, next time, I can throttle you in the backseat.”

[strawbubbysugar]

So uuuuh my brain made me do a thing

I love Hello and Goodbye so much 😭❤️

WAUUUGHHH OH MY GOODNESSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY ADORABLE AND WONDERFUL OH MY GOODNESS IM OBSESSED!!!!!!

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[harushiia]

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[ahalliance]

accurate representation of the tenth doctor’s emotional arc over his seasons

[gothsuguru]

KAIROOOOO 😫😫 just saw your reblog of my Satoru fic and I LOVE your tags. I'm so happy thay this fic was so good to you, up to this day it's one of my favorite works I've ever written!

Mwahhh, have a thousand kisses, love youuu!

RISU MY BELOVED ANGEL I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU AND YOUR FIC SO MUCH 🥹🩷 i swear it’s one of my fav gojo fics and is DEFINITELY one of my FAV characterizations of gojo too omfg i think your gojo esp is the most canon/the version i see as being most like REAL gojo!!!!! the beauty, the wit, the fear of intimacy if it’s not physical but then he truly falls head over heels, him wanting to protect reader but who better to protect them than HIM? AHHHHHH HE’S JUST SO HANDSOME AND CHARMING AND HOT AND SO COOL I NEED HIM 😵‍💫 AND REAL BESTIE AS HE SHOULD BE 🗣️ YOUR VERSION OF GOJO IN THIS FIC IS SO ELITE HEHE <3

AND MWAHHHHH A MILLION KISSES BACK TO YOU BESTIE SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOOOOOCH 😚🥰🩷

[hwajin]

slayed

[kiqilinn]

HOLY SHIT???? NILFRUITS RELEASED A SONG AND ALBUM ON THE SAME DAY AND I HAVE TWO NEW EPISODES OF LINK CLICK???? THIS IS TOO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY AT ONCE 

[fuckyeah-dragrace]

@slutnetra i blame u for giving me this idea so i just HAD to do it for you all

“Who in the hell.” Sasha mumbled, getting up and heading to the door. It was pitch black out and only the wind could be heard in the quiet. She opened the door and was shocked to see who was there.

“Hey.” Anetra coughed. “I know you don’t want to see me but I didn’t know where to go and you were the closet.” She sniffed and looked at the ground.

There was dried blood on the edge of her nose and lip with small bruises coming in under her makeup from what Sasha could tell. Her auburn hair was tousled and not in that natural way it somehow always was in Anetra.

She didn’t realize she was staring until Anetra asked her, “you okay, Colby?”

“Yeah, yeah. I’m fine.” She said quickly, opening the door more. “Come in, please. You know where the bathroom is.”

She nodded and thanks her hurriedly. She ducked inside, scurrying away and down the hallway. Sasha sighed and looked up the stairs for a moment before heading forward.

Anetra looked in the mirror and sighed, wetting her hands and removing some of her makeup. A gentle knock came before Sasha poked her head in. “I have everything. Sit.” She did so obediently and watched as Sasha pulled out the alcohol and cotton pads.

She dabbed gently along Anetras nose, lips and forehead. She tried her best not to flinch at the sting but her hand would dig into her thigh. Sasha noticed, of course she did, and became even gentler as she wiped away.

“What happened tonight?”

“Bar fight. Someone was yelling at Loose and you know I couldn’t let that slide.”

“Of course.” Sasha smiled softly. “Always so protective of everyone except herself.”

“You know I bounce back.” She tried to joke. “I can take a few hits easy.”

Sasha shook her head and finished with her face and pulled away from how close she was to her. “You really should be more careful of yourself.”

“I know, I know. Never learn my lesson.”

“Well you ought to. You have a lot of people you don’t want to give heart attacks to.”

Anetra nodded and looked down at her hands. “I know.” She cleared her throat and looked up at her. “I’m really sorry for dropping by this late. I know we’re done and everything but I really just couldn’t think of anywhere else to go.”

“Anetra,” Sasha put her hand on her shoulder. “It’s fine, okay? I’m just glad you’re not completely battered and bruised.”

She looked at the older woman and went to say something when something upstairs creaked. Her smile faded instantly as she got up from the bathroom.

“I should uh, get going. Have a good night, Sasha.” She said quickly and went for the door, closing it gently as a a little girl came down the stairs.

Kerri rubbed her eyes and yawned. “Mommy? Why’d the door open?”

Sasha went over to the little girl and picked her up. “Nothing honey. Mommy thought she saw someone. That’s all.”

She wrapped her little arms around her neck as she was carried upstairs. “Who’d you see?”

“Someone hurting, baby. But they’re okay now.” She tucked her daughter back into bed and kissed her forehead. “Go back to sleep.”

“You help them?” She yawned and cuddled her stuffed bear.

“I did what I could, sweetie. Now bed.” She booped the girls nose. Kerri giggled tiredly. “Night Mommy.”

“Night Kerr bear. Sweet dreams.” She kissed her head one last time before heading out of the girls room. She left the door open just a smidge as she turned off the last light in the house.

Anetra was standing at the end of the block and watched the light turn off in the window she knew well. She sighed and turned away and walked further down the sidewalk. Her cuts had been healed but her heart still hurt and it wouldn’t ever stop.

[aretrothing]

i think glean might be one of my top 5 tmbg albums

[cheridraws]

man. mogami arc hits different in the manga huh

[tuesdaysspaghetti]

:000000000000000000000000000

We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

@neil-gaiman

[harushiia]

"you don't care about me"

shut up im hopelessly in love with you.

[excedrinpm]

Today is a great day to eat yummy food and take care of yourself ♡

[acesammy]

i just want to say thank you for always being so kind in the tags of my art, youre one of the best parts of posting fanart and i think ur such a brilliant artist <:)

Of course!!! You are one of my favorite artists! your work is always so so incredible and I’m always so thrilled when I see it