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thatdeadaquarius · 10 months ago

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I have a random idea for some sagau crack loosely based on my dynamic with my friend so Im giving it to you because I have been enjoying your sagau language stuff :D

Imagine there are two readers that are two different people. Like, not as in clones they are just two separate people that are rlly good friends on earth. They both really like genshin and play the game, and they both have self aware teyvat citizens. Reader 1 is a whale. They invest a l o t of money on the game, have all the characters, and all the characters have five star weapons. They are like the usual sagau reader you see. They have used up so much money on getting all of the characters, and I mean A L L of them, best weapons, constellations and put a lot of care into it. The place where they really get to show off is their knowledge and love for the lore, and are really invested into it and read all of the artifact descriptions and books. They know about primordial one, the four shining shades, random useless facts about items and often rant to reader 2 about their theories. Their quest bar is always empty because they did them to check out the lore of the game, and are always searching for more lore. They basically play everyday and are always reacting and talking to the characters out loud, unaware that they can hear them.

Meanwhile, Reader 2 is a f2p who is only interested in the archon quest lore and the lore of their fav characters. Because they are f2p, their options are limited so there is some blatant favoritism. They choose their fav character to save up for, and then pull for them. After they get the character they want, they will no longer pull and save up from there. Because of this, they only have like 5 five stars and only have zero five star weapon. Their favourite character is their main(*cough* wanderer *cough*), and unlike reader 1 who uses all of their characters regularly, reader 2 sticks to this character for most of their gameplay unless they need to use someone else. However, reader 2 takes almost an entire month to finish building a character, because they go overboard with the artifact stats. You would expect to normally have a 50 180 crit ratio, but reader 2’s dps characters always, and I mean ALWAYS have 50 200 crit ratio or more. Like, their main (it doesnt have to be wanderer but Im putting him here anyways) has 70 and 200 crit ratio, is crowned, full 4 pc best in slot, and is even crowned and faruzan only needs like 200 er but reader 2 gave them 300. (Im totally not putting this here because this is what I did/j) Reader 2 is also the type to never speak while gaming, so the first time they spoke everyone turned it into a national holiday to be celebrated. They also play a lot less than player 1. Player 1 plays everyday while player 2 plays for a month straight and then takes a long break to wait for the content to pile up.

So these two gremlin besties are always speaking with each other, and are always on coop. Whenever player 1 needs help making team comps or building characters, they just ask player 2 for help. And whenever player 2 needs help understanding the lore of the game, they ask player 1. But all I can think abt is the first time they cooped. Imagine player 1 was using childe and then when the coop starts, both childe and wanderer are very confused as to wtf is going on. Like, childe is confused because he sensed a strange aura coming form them like whenever someone gets controlled by reader 1, and wanderer is confused because reader 2 seemed so excited that they were talking, but its just childe? Reader 2 always skips childe’s banners.

Thats it lol, hope this wasnt too long.

Not long at all! Or more like, I like long asks so feel free to share! :D

IM SO SORRY ITS LIKE MONTHS LATER TO GET TO YOU I PROMISE I LOVE UR STUFF AND AM SUPER EXCITED TO SEE IT,

IM JUST SLOW AND GOOFY 😭😭

Said friends in genshin like: ^^^

this kinda inspires me/reminds me of @mists-reading-nook soldier/poet/king post, you should check xe stuff!! Gave me brainrot to this day tbh, like im imaging how that “3rd King style of worship” would look like even now lmao ive been down bad 😭

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Sun: 2 Readers! (as desc. above), (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: wanderer/childe, mentions of others i forgot to focus on any one character or nation :/

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing language, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

dual symbolism everywhere, obv you both thought “for the twins” but it just kept getting out of hand the more the game updated over the months lol

like shrines/temples/churches showing up more often in new countries/areas and always identifying the same 2 gods

obv the for-the-lore player picked up on it first, and by the time the trickle-down effect happened, where characters/NPCs were outright talking about these gods, the 2nd was asking the lore knower to explain lol

the 2 gods kept getting referred to by a few names, like “The Soldier and the Scholar” or “The Sage and the Warrior” or “The Keeper and the Pursuer” etc.

after awhile of comparing both of your games, you realize that some vision users/gods tend to use the soldier/warrior/pursuer titles more often when talking about one of you, and the other gets the sage/scholar/keeper more often

u both get excited, maybe its bc you chose diff travelers or some other reason, but when u try and post abt it or otherwise ask other players u get a lot of negatives/”hasnt happened for me”s??

u both just think the games glitched or some dev is playing a prank on you two maybe,

it gets weirder when u both realize the lore player be over here getting random gifts from all the characters in the mail all the time

and just as grinding players like “ :’( my favs don't like me?? but they have the best artifacts and maxed friendship levels..”

they get flooded with multiple gifts from their main characters, most of which benefit the grind tbh lmao (like a bunch of cheaper materials or crystals to level up artifacts/weapons or to ascend that character = no more slaughtering every samurai on sight for their handguards or collected a fuckton of those blue layered mushrooms for wanderer)

god u were both grateful to this glitch ngl, it saved a lot of dumb misc tasks and was just a nice touch

no but the amount of confusion inside the game from when u first started playing together, like each of ur games began with stuff abt 1 god, then as u co-oped moved onto 2 gods (like said at the beginning)

the lore player is blabbing away like you do, which begins to be heard by the other player’s game world

like it starts as whispers in battle, then all the time, then a quiet convo in the background all the time, until they can just hear u out of earshot esp word for word when they focus!! at first the vision-users/gods got all excited bc their god was speaking!! finally!!! until I'm sure they heard narration that didn't fit/it was there sometimes even when their god’s presence wasn't?/voice sounded “off” to them/didnt fit their god…??

ok ik u were joking abt the national holiday,,, but I’m not. 😈

THE FIRST WORDS 2ND SPOKE BEING IN A PROPHECY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS THEY SAY.

Player 1, playing as Childe, steals a singular (1) sweet flower from Player 2, who has Wanderer out:

P2: “I seriously hate you. Listen to what I’m saying, I can’t stand you.”

(Wanderer panicking that its abt him- Childe freezing bc he managed to piss off a god that feels as powerful as his own- the PROPHECY LMAO- )

P1: “… you miss me.”

(everyone else: 💥vine boom sound 💥😦😨😰???)

P2: “I hate you.”

P1: “You miss me and you love me, why must we fight??”

(everyone else: 💥vine boom again💥🤨🫠??…)

P2: “I hate you-”

P1: “-we gotta good thing going on, you and I, why must we tussle??”

(everyone else: 💥yet another vine boom💥 💀💀)

(the absolute deep anxiety/pure confusion as the two harbingers heads just ping pong back and forth towards the voices lmao)

u two scare the shit out of any characters u do this with lol

they do get used to it as u talk, and the characters even manage to interact (thru hacking magical shenanigans and discord)

to send thank you gifts to player 1 for getting player 2 to talk more lol

along with sending copies of any lore books that player 2 has gotten that player 1 hasn't!

and it becomes common/tradition to exchange gifts like this to thank or appreciate the other god, like player 1 characters sending thank you gift copies of rare materials or ascension stuff that player 1 had that player 2 didn't (esp making sure to send during resinless hours lmao)

overall, 10/10, whats better than 1 god that plays one way? 2 gods that compensate for each other and now u have 2x the worshippers

(i wonder how meeting alternate versions of themselves would go, bc id like to headcanon that each of ur behavior towards them/ur unique influence has changed them a bit comparing, like they arent carbon copies anymore, not like they used to be…)

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hey sorry for slowing down guys!!

i just feel bad its taken me forever to get to these asks, so i wanted to take what time i could lately and charge thru them so i could spam post lol

I've also been working on fics! so that's delayed things by a lot, bc fics take longer to “respond to” than short asks or replies

my poor bsd fic

Anyway thank you so much for sending this in!!! I'm so sorry i took forever to get to it, and i hope u enjoyed response/my brain shitting this out lol

have a good weekend!! :D

Safe Travels Anon!!

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chaosteddybear · 2 months ago

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❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜ and ❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you.❜ for Turgi and Astarion, hehe. 💕

I have NOT been in the mindset for these two in a long, long time. Thanks for the ask, it was really fun to reawaken that...

Setting is act 3 at the rivington campsite (no spoilers otherwise, just describing visuals for those who have seen it).

Turgi laid on a long rock, having gathered some extra clothing as a pillow. She listened to the sounds of the stream, the wind. Her bare arms stretched out to enjoy the sunshine she had grown to love so much. In the evening sun, shadows played along her toned biceps and forearms.

Suddenly Astarion plopped down beside her, resting his head in the crook of her arm. It wasn't unlike him, and it wasn't unlike her to welcome it. He was always overly familiar with her in a way she knew not to mirror.

Still, her eyes widened when she turned her head to him, careful to keep her arm still to support him. His smug smile was worth it.

He turned onto his side and watched her closely, studying her facial movements, confused by the lack of engagement, yet pleased. He smirked before speaking.

"You need to bathe darling.. you smell as if you spent the whole day wiping viscera off you."

"I did," she chuckled, "and I thought you loved that smell." She smiled widely, fingers twitched, and her hand raised towards him instinctively before she let it fall back down to the rock. She sighed as she waited.

"Hungry?" her eyebrow raised in curiosity, guessing why he was here. He didn't usually interrupt her before her bath.

He whined and nodded aggressively. She bent her arm to ease him closer and stretched out her neck. Seeing him so vulnerable tugged at her, making her leave behind her regular rules.

One gentle hand propped himself up from her chest while the other snuck into her hair, somehow not ruining her braids at all as he cradled her, keeping her still for a precise bite. She bit her lip and held in a moan, the pierced skin she healed that morning reopening again as it did every night. There was no way he didn't feel the vibrations of her breath, her chest, her voice. But he didn't react.

As he suckled from her, she thought about their time together. His lips felt cool on her skin. Her hand was wrapped around him, ready to help if he lost his balance. She fiddled with the fabric of his shirt, her fingertips just barely meeting his skin through it periodically.

Pulling off her with a sigh, he let his body fall on top of her and wiped his lips gingerly with his middle finger before dirtying them again to lick up the leaking blood. She chuckled at his hunger, his greed. It cost nothing for her - not with the necklace she had taken from the druids - and she relished the contentment she was able to provide for him.

He rested his head on her clavicle, his top leg between hers, and his arm on her torso. He ran his fingers along the flat space in the middle of her chest idly. She didn't move but to keep playing with the fabric, until her finger lingered against his skin too long, and she apologetically let it fall away from him quickly in response.

He poked his head up and looked at her deeply, meeting her eyes, missing the caresses. He raised a hand to her chin and traced it before gulping, quietly letting out words he had said with a much different sentiment not too long before.

"It's okay, you can touch me."

GASP. Okay, anyway, here's the second prompt now.

This one takes place in Act 1. Sorry, no smut, this one I couldn't find a way to work into their dynamics that way 🤭

Astarion gasped and squirmed as Turgi pushed herself in front of him. His knife met her back but she didn't budge. She held him still. Just as he opened his mouth, she interrupted him.

"I know, I know, I shouldn't allow myself to get this close to you," Turgi whispered and all but rolled her eyes as she assured Astarion that her movements were chaste and well-intentioned, "but I can't have you walking over there and interrupting the conversation. Let's wait and see what happens. Nobody over there looks happy or amenable to meeting new people, especially not ones introducing themselves the way you do."

Astarion blushed and scoffed.

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