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artificialqueens · 4 years ago

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Girl I Met On The Internet, 2/? (Crystal x Gigi) - Strawberry

a/n: aaaa i’m so glad everyone liked the first chapter! i think this story will end up staying focused on gigi and crystal for the most part, but there is some (one sided) jankie in this chapter if you’re into that! also: just in case no one got the reference, the nickname crystal gives gigi, ‘georgia rose’,comes from the 1d lyrics “Said her name was georgia rose, and her daddy was a dentist” from their song ‘best song ever’!

gigi: are u okay :( ily crystal

crystal: yeah i just got picked on by this cheerleader that doesnt like me

Technically, she wasn’t lying. Crystal didn’t think it was too bad, considering she really only ever saw Dahlia in history class, but she still made it her mission to make that 45 minutes rough for Crystal whenever possible. This time it was pushing all of Crystal’s belongings off of her desk while she was leaving.

gigi: fuck. im sorry.

crystal: it’s fine dskjdshjgkjf i wish all cheerleaders could take notes from you and jan

gigi: yaaas me and jan invented being nice

gigi: but i was wondering if maybe you could teach me about one direction later tonight?

Crystal had tried to convince the group earlier in the week that One Direction was the best boy band ever, and had only managed to get Jan to agree. She was glad that Gigi had finally come to her senses.

crystal: finally changing your mind? amazayn!

gigi: i regret asking now. take that pun back to 2011!!!!

The rest of the day went as normal. The chat was pretty active, but eventually died down at the end of the school day. Everyone seemed to have plans; Jan was studying, Jaida was going out to hang with friends, Nicky was sleeping, and Heidi was starting a new challenge on the Sims. It appeared to be just her and Gigi, alone in the group chat.

Crystal decided to message Gigi privately, not wanting the rest of the girls to see her go into full stan mode. If someone asked Crystal about her interests, she could go hours before thinking of stopping herself.

crystal: ok miss gigi are you ready for your 1d crash course?

Crystal told Gigi everything she wanted to know and even more. A history of how they got together, way too much information on each of the five boys, telling her the best songs on each album, and making sure that Gigi knew ‘Midnight Memories’ was their best album.

gigi: but ur @ is dedicated to made in the am?? fraud!

crystal: HELPFDFHBJ

crystal: mmcrystal sounds weird… like no thanks

gigi: that was very interesting.. i’ll def listen to midnight memories in the morning <3

crystal: YAY! gigi 1d stan finally

gigi: no promises! :)

Crystal didn’t respond to that, not really knowing what to talk about now. Having a group of friends helped her be less awkward, but it definitely didn’t fix that problem completely.

gigi: do u wanna play 21 questions or something?? to get to know eachother better???

Of course, Crystal jumped at the chance to get to know the other girl better. It started very innocently, asking about favorite colors and foods. Gigi quickly changed that.

gigi: uhh… have u ever kissed a girl?

crystal: sadly no.. my state is full of straight people

gigi: same.. ur turn

crystal: this feels awkward to ask but uhhh….

As soon as she hits send, she instantly regrets it. She backtracks what she had originally typed, desperately trying to come up with another question. Crystal was not able to think of anything else.

gigi: ????

“I guess I’ll have to do it,” Crystal says, talking to absolutely no one. She types it out again, looking away from her phone as she blindly tried to hit the send button, like it would help her situation be any less flustering for her.

crystal: how long have you and nicky been dating?

Would Gigi find it weird that she asked? Gigi was the one who brought up kissing girls, not Crystal, so it would be fine. Right?

gigi: CRYSTAL WHATBDGNHSDMFD

gigi: nicky and i are not dating omg im single

gigi: she’s like my sister. plus i would never do long distance

Crystal was so embarrassed. She was relieved this conversation was taking place through a screen, so Gigi wouldn’t see her blushing face.

She was pleased that she was wrong about the two girls, but Gigi’s answer was upsetting to her.

They asked a few more personal questions before Gigi started asking Crystal would you rather questions instead. Crystal’s favorite out of them was if she would rather get a mullet or dress like a clown every day for the rest of her high school career. The answer was both, obviously.

They spent the rest of the night sending each other stupid questions, giggling to themselves. The later it got, the more Gigi would flirt with her. At least Crystal thought it was flirting.

gigi: it’s really late and i have a test tomorrow so im gonna go to sleep. goodnight, babe

Gigi always would say ‘goodnight, bitch’, and this made Crystal even more confused. The ongoing joke that lesbians had the hardest time telling if a girl is into them or not was one of Crystal’s favorites, but now she couldn’t help but wonder if that was exactly what was happening to her. There was obviously a connection between them, but it was unclear to Crystal if it was just platonic.

It didn’t hit her until later that night, while she was trying to fall asleep, but Crystal wasn’t entirely sure where Gigi lived. She knew they were in the same time zone, but wasn’t sure what state she was in. It was totally possible that Gigi lived in Missouri, but Crystal highly doubted it. Though Gigi obviously trusted Crystal enough to want to play 21 questions with her, she was still very private, and Crystal wasn’t too sure if Gigi would tell her what state she was in.

Crystal fell asleep thinking about her highly unrealistic perfect world, where Gigi lived in Missouri and where Crystal wasn’t just another Nicky.

Crystal got onto Twitter right after waking up the next morning, ready to ask Gigi if she happened to live in Missouri, but quickly got distracted with a very interesting conversation going on in the group chat.

jan!: now i may not be gay but i’m in love with a woman… 2 words jackie

jaida: i- that’s only one word

jan!: fuck

heidi: the way i can’t tell if you’re joking or not

jan!: the way i don’t think i am joking

gigi: YAAS about time u admitted that u like her

crystal: hold on i thought jan was straight?? who’s jackie???

nicky: do you really think a straight person would hang out with us?

crystal: good point

jan!: I AM STRAIGHT! i think? i don’t know i’m so confused.

heidi: jackie is jan’s local @ crystal

gigi: jan be like: im straight.

gigi: but also jan is like: wow jackie is so pretty and she’s so funny and smart i’m going to fail geometry so she can tutor me but no homo!

heidi: the delusion janice has…

jaida: not to be serious but if you think you like jackie, you probably aren’t straight baby. everyone else hush and let her talk

nicky: ^^ yeah jan what happened

jan!: first of all i did not fail geometry i just said we should study together so we did!!! and have been for months! but last night i couldn’t focus at all bc she’s so pretty all i wanted to do was k*ss her out of nowhere

In a way, Crystal could definitely relate. Gigi wasn’t her local, she still didn’t know what the girl looked like, but she still kind of wanted to kiss her. She couldn’t focus on anything besides Gigi sometimes, not like she would ever admit it.

All of the girls had sent many comforting messages addressed to Jan, saying that it was okay, and she has all the time she needs to figure out her feelings. Afterwards, everyone had gone back to being playful. Gigi also tried to convince her to make a move on Jackie, which Jan refused.

gigi: if u talk to her u guys can get married <3

crystal: gigi you’re so stupid i love it

jan!: omg did someone say stupid love??? stream!

gigi: crystal back me up :(

crystal: i might’ve found out who jackie is only 10 minutes ago but i will cry if jan doesn’t talk to her right now

jan!: better start crying bc i dont think i can even look at her now

jaida: that’s not saying much at all. you cried the other day bc gigi sent a pic of her dog

crystal: I AM A NANCY STAN FIRST AND A HUMAN SECOND!!

Crystal knew she looked like an idiot, walking to her locker with her eyes glued to her phone and a dopey smile on her face but she couldn’t care less.

The day actually went well for Crystal. The highlight of her day was finding out that the story she wrote for her creative writing class had gotten the highest grade out of everyone in the class, earning her a piece of candy.

crystal: just got candy and a 99% on my story for class… i truly have the mind of a mastermind

jaida: beauty and intelligence in one combined!

Navigating through the halls was much more difficult when your eyes are glued to your phone, but replying to a meme Jaida sent seemed much more appealing to Crystal than getting to her seventh period without worrying about bumping into someone. And bumping into someone, she did.

“What the actual fuck, weirdo?” Dahlia yelped, looking extremely offended, “Get off of your sad, cracked phone and watch where your dumb ass is going.”

Crystal just stared at her, frozen in fear. Dahlia taunted her daily, but this was very different from how she usually acts towards her. It was quite terrifying.

“I swear to God, if you ever look at me, let alone fucking touch me again-” She continued, but before she could finish her statement, she was interrupted by her friend, Georgina running over and pulling her away.

Crystal didn’t think Georgina shared Dahlia's hatred for her, and Crystal didn’t hate Georgina either. Georgina actually seemed very sweet besides the fact that she had never bothered to step in on the rare occasion Dahlia happened to target Crystal outside of class.

“Can you please leave her alone? We don’t have time for this.” Georgina groaned, looking back at Crystal, flashing her a quick smile, before turning around to escort Dahlia to what Crystal assumed was cheerleading practice.

“But she bumped into me!” Dahlia whined, not used to being interrupted like this.

“Really? Wow, funny. I don’t care.”

Once they were out of sight, Crystal was alone again. She pulled out her phone and went to check if anyone had said anything else in the chat; just Jan freaking out, because Jackie had smiled at her in the hallway.

heidi: everyone say i if you think jan should stop being a baby and ask jackie out

jaida: i

crystal: i

jan!: WTF

jan!: friendship ended with heidi, jaida and crystal. now nicky and gigi are my best friends

jaida: they would say i too if they were online and you know that

jan!: i don’t need friends! they disappoint me!

Crystal decided to not use her phone while she was walking home, not wanting to have a repeat of the Dahlia situation. Her after school routine changed a lot in the past week, making a rule to not check Twitter before completing her homework. Her Twitter addiction was getting worse, but since it was also causing her to be more productive with doing her homework, she saw no issues with it. Once she had finished, she picked up her phone to see that Gigi had messaged her less than a minute ago.

gigi: hey clown :) im done w practice

crystal: WHY AM I A CLOWNDFSHDM

gigi: u just have clown energy. i cant and wont explain

crystal: honestly yeah i see it but can i at least be your clown wife or something

gigi: yeah <3 hey clown wife! i listened to most of midnight memories and it was really good! my fave song is u and i

If that’s not love, then what is? If that’s not friendship, then what is? Crystal had never been able to get anyone to listen to anything she recommended, ever. She was filled with glee, double tapping the message to heart it. It meant a lot to her.

crystal: YAYAYAYAYA im so glad but it looks so ugly when you spell it like that

gigi: my fave song you and i* >:(

crystal: better

gigi: if i have to stop spelling it as u to make you not divorce me i will

Crystal knew deep down it was just a joke, but it made her heart race. The feeling she got every time Gigi would flirt with her was very unfamiliar, but very nice. It didn’t help that Crystal thought ‘You and I’ was one of the most romantic songs One Direction had, she couldn’t help but make the fact Gigi liked it out of all of the other songs into something it was not.

This reminded her of her late night thoughts. She had completely forgotten to ask Gigi where she lived, but the idea didn’t seem the greatest now that she was fully awake. She was still curious though, so against her better judgement she asked, without a segway or anything.

crystal: i forgot to ask but what state do you live in? asking for science

gigi: oh i live in missouri

crystal: omg me too

gigi: i don’t wanna reveal where but this is amazing.. maybe we won’t have to break the distance at all <3

Pleased that she somehow got an answer, Crystal changed the conversation into a discussion of ‘Midnight Memories’, and if Gigi agreed with the opinions Crystal had shared the night before. She did, for the most part and before they knew it, it was time for Gigi to go sleep. Had they really talked all evening?

gigi: i have to get up early so i need to go to sleep but im really glad jan added u to the gc

crystal: and im happy you asked me about one direction!

gigi: me too. ur cute when ur passionate. i hope we can continue to grow closer

crystal: i’d like that.

gigi: goodnight, my clown :)

crystal: goodnight, georgia rose

gigi: U DID NOT

gigi: my full name isnt even georgia and dad isnt even a dentist but i’ll allow it bc i know u think u invented comedy

gigi: ok gn now <33 luv u

crystal: gn!!! sleep well

Crystal wanted them to stay like this forever.

#rpdr fanfiction #gigi goode #crystal methyd #jan sport #jaida essence hall #heidi n closet #nicky doll #dahlia sin #crygi #lesbian au #high school au #social media au #girl i met on the internet #strawberry #submission #s12

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fourmiles · 3 years ago

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this is for my future self shhh

1. depends on the beverage. (usually) water bottles.

2. depends. (usually) lollipops.

3. bubblegum

4. “curious & adventurous” i hated it

5. cans

6. depends; fluctuates between tomboy & formal + sportswear @ the gym

7. depends on my headspace. earbuds.

8. depends.

9. either the salt of the water at the beach or the smell of sweat mixed with sweet. idk if it’s from ice cream or perfume but smth about the sweet sweaty summer perspiration makes me jcjdjzjzkz happy

10. dodgeball + hockey.

11. oatmeal :/

12. imo 3

13. key ring

14. peppermints or liquorice

15. lord of the flies

16. as unladylike as possible? idk the names of seating positions

17. vans or converse. both’re black high tops.

18. cloudy w mild warmth or sunny with mild wind.

19. spooning my darth vader build a bear bear

20. note book

21. lego. always.

22. my mother and father.

23. idk if i would know my strange habits - that seems like smth someone else would notice and not myself. ig if i’m in a rush i’ll make my coffee and take it w me in the shower…that’s a bit strange.

24. black obsidian xox

25. oh wow. my mother used to sing me goodnight sweetheart by the platters when i was an infant. it was in 3 men and a baby which she had seen and adored before having me, so that song became the lullaby she was use for me. i still am comforted when i hear it - but it needs to be in her voice. it’s very important to me. yeah.

26. bike rides xox

27. tobogganing if i’m home but ideally skiing xox

28. tricky. i believe we’re constantly changing and evolving so this may not be the case in 4 years or 4 months or 4 days but for rn… crush by ethel cain, i don’t mind/too much by zayn, heaven and back by chase atlantic, and j’boss by jäde. last ones been on REPEAT lately

29. SKIP SMALL TALK

30. rooms that have been lived in. like, bedrooms w trinkets on desks and posters on walls. that, or quiet open spaces.

31. black blazer and black slacks with a white button down and a shiny silver ring on every finger. my energy babyyy >>

32. i’ve been dreaming of a true loves kiss, i cant believe you’ve done this, so no head, chipotle is my life, hi thx for checking in i’m still a piece of ~garbage~

33. yeah, anyway, oh. not phrases but anyway (??!)

34. TOO MANY

35. 23:00 but i try real hard for 22:00

36. oml the stupid one direction ones that were like “be amaZAYN” w like a super zoomed in picture like ST O P

37. depends.

38. depends

39. cake

40. school went on lockdown bc a girl passed out in gym class

41. my sister

42. jacket

43. leather

44. vanilla blackberry

45. idrk. if it’s done well i’ll watch it

46. near nothing or hoodie

47. i’m dairy free!

48. probably smth wack like a kiwi or a tangerine or smth.

49. everything in your life is a choice.

50. my uncle makes me laugh more than anyone in my life

51. school mainly

52. times new roman bc i’m a basic whore

53. rough skin around the knuckles bc it’s cold out

54. that nothing comes to you unless you earn it.

55. too many

56. too many

57. i’m still struggling wdym overcome

58. i’m not talented

59. “ah shit. here we go again.”

60. the one where they have these super odd powers that they don’t get and are tryna learn about while still being a ‘normal kid’ but no one questions their normalcy bc they were awkward to begin with.

61. “that’s all it is miles; a leap of faith.” from into the spider verse or “within this inch, we are free” from tryst six venom or “i don’t think i have it in me to be THAT scared abt smth that could be good.” from the wilds

62. riley luo, addie larue, lily calloway, toni shalifoe, peter parker, kate bishop, sue gilbert

63. 2stylish / crème / already best friends / i wanna see some ass / way out by jack harlow

64. fantage was my life but it passed away

65. yeah i have one on my knuckle from when i punched something in 8th grade oop

66. i could be a florist i love flowers so much. any and all.

67. i have a deck of cards that’s purple and has a unicorn on it. i bought it as a joke, but now i bring the deck with me if i’m nervous or stressed and it always results with a good day.

68. deep fried cheese and meat, particular lamb and steaks. anything incredibly greasy just- keep me away.

69. that women are born w all the eggs they will ever produce

70. right

71. idk

72. treacherous at math but i believe u can become good at anything and there’s nothing ur bad at forever if u intentionally learn and change.

73. ketchup on every👏thing

74. at least a 7 or 8

75. first grade

76. fries probably. or baked.

77. wouldn’t know

78. coffee from a gas station is water and probably would hurt my GI tract too bad so that one.

79. both’re shite

80. earth

81. fireflies

82. console

83. writing

84. depends

85. barbie

86. cookies

87. simple answer is spiders. hard answer is being alone.

88. world peace :p but fr to attain that i think ppl need to find a peace within themselves first? stop caring what other ppl think of u and love urself bc the standards ur destroying urself for are in constant fluctuation and are all for economic gain. just look at ur self, love every part, then go out and spread that love to ppl who don’t have it / see it in themselves. i think this occurs most effectively through kindness.

89. my family

90. being born XD

91. bags

92. sunlight then lamps then overhead lights

93. too many embarrassing inside jokes between my sisters and i but ultimately none.

94. autumn

95. notes or camera or safari probably

96. it’s the basic apple mountain range i haven’t changed it

97. 3

98. oh man. too too many.

weird asks that say a lot

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

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moonchildstyles · 5 years ago

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MOM I LOVED ITwitch Harry was so beautiful I demand MORE like him 🥺🥺🤧🥺🤧🥺🥺🥺 it was amazayn ur genuinely such a great writer and really make everuhhtinf so vivid and beautiful pls don’t make me wait so long next time xxxxxxxxxx

STOP IT THANK U SM🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I love u thank you so much for reading an c messaging me all the time and just wow thank you so much🥺 I’m so happy you liked it and I promise I’ll try to write more often so there isn’t such a huge gap

#anon #ask #book club

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kissmejuyeon · 5 years ago

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KEEEEEEVIN!! - aka what every girl screamed at school when we saw a pigeon

Wow so amaZAYN

#i wanna die #ask

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khaicharinellehale · 5 years ago

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Just finished my laundry wow I'm so tiiiired #zayn #zaynmalik #zayn_malik #zain #zainmalik #zainjavaddmalik #zaynjavvadmalik #zquad #inzayn #amazayn #zaddy #onedirection #1D https://www.instagram.com/p/B2uAqvfgRDN/?igshid=1u03ja1a26yj5

#zayn #zaynmalik #zayn_malik #zain #zainmalik #zainjavaddmalik #zaynjavvadmalik #zquad #inzayn #amazayn #zaddy #onedirection #1d

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tulakape-blog · 7 years ago

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Ligawan: Nyeeaaaaaam

I’m sure na nabalitaan niyo na ang kay init-init na kontrobersya na lumilibot kay Mumshie Erich at Xian Gaza. Kung ‘di pa, let me break it down for you:

Wansapanataym, may isang Rich Instik CEO™ sa pangalan na Xian Gaza. Si Xian may crush kay Erich Gonzales. Now, being the rich CEO pabibo he is, nagpatayo siya ng specialized billboard para kay Erich, asking her out on a coffee date. Google niyo mumsh, swear, ang pangit. ‘Di kapanipaniwala na may graphic designer out there na binayaran ni Rich CEO Xian Gaza™ para mag release ng kay laki-laking billboard na may at least 3 different fonts; isa pa nga ata is arial bold lang eh. Kuya, sa totoo lang. Shookeneneng ako ‘don. Nag-release na raw si Madam Erich ng official pahayag niya about sa VERY public ligaw ni pards Xian. Sabi niya let’s see raw. Okay so moving right along.

Dito na pumapasok ang pangunahing punto ko: public ligaws are so toxic.

((Wow, TOXIC. Hugot poet tumo-TOXIC. AMAZAYN.))

Yes, bes, toxic. Now, why? Okay, let me break it down for you again, bebe. Sa standard na sitwasyong ligaw sa publikong lugar, may tatlong tauhan: ang manliligaw, ang nililigawan, at ang nanunood ng pagliligawan -- witness. Ang pangunahing receiver, ‘ika sa pag-aaral ng komunikasyon, talaga sa sitwasyon na ito ay ang nililigawan. Ngayon, doble ang puwersa sa kaniya; ang una’y galing sa manliligaw at ang pangalawa sa taganuod. Ang nangyayari doon na dahil ay dalawa ang kaniyang binibigyan ng tugon o reaksyon, mas may diin sa kaniya, imbes na bigyan pansin ang anumang gawain ng manliligaw. Nagkakaroon ng shift of subject, now with tayms dos pressure. TODO NA ‘TO, GO GO GO!

((Unfair naman ata ‘to kay mumshie erich, ‘di ba?))

TAMA KA DIYAN, BES. ITO OH PAYBTAWSAN! Unfair kasi not only does she feel burdened to answer to Rich CEO X-ray Gaza™ but also to those who witnessed the SUPER ULTRA MEGA public ligaw. Saan natin makikita ang ebidensya na may actual bearing ang mga nanunood ng panliligaw? Oh, bes, can’t you see? They’re all over the comment section! Doon natin makikita ang mga pesteng nagpe-pressure kay Erich na sagutin si Sir PedXing. Kung ‘di daw sinagot ni Erich ang laki ng kawalan; ang cute ng effort ni kuya, etc. Mega magazine even gave their payb centavos by saying “Major props! *clap emoji*.” Major props, literally. Masyadong prop ang isang malaking billboard sa gitna ng Recto! These people only pressure Erich into giving her go signal for a coffee date! Worse, ‘pag nag-no siya, bitch, malaking pakawala???? PIGILAN NIYO ‘KO! Kalbo ang lola niyo sa mga kababuyan ng tao eh. Public ligaws elicit only unpremeditated, forced, fan-favor reactions from people who beg for happy-ever-afters. Hindi nagpa-kick out si Mark Zuckerberg sa Harvard para ‘di niyo gamitin ang messenger! Lintik na EverWing ‘yan, sinisira ang magandang pangalan ni Tito Mark niyo. These people are only perpetuating the idea that money is effort and effort DEMANDS a rightful reciprocation. BOLSH8.

Am I saying that public ligaws are always wrong? No of course not, bimb! Kaloka ko naman kung ganoon! Of course, kailangan muna natin tanungin ang ating sarili. Does s/he like me back enough for this to elicit a light, positive response? Who will see this? Is this too basic or grandiose for her/his liking? Like all things, bimb, nilulugar ang ligaw. Mr. Gaza Rich Intsik CEO simply did not think this through well enough. He only had met her, no, seen her through television and once after a movie. His money wasn’t effort as much as it was a scheme to show off how much effort he can afford. Nakalimutan niya siguro na ang Pilipinang tulad ni Erich ay hindi nabibili sa mga pabonggang pasabog tulad ng art project ni Xian.

((Sinong nasa mali at sinong nasa tama?))

In my honest opinion, Xian Gaza should never had done this in the first place. Ang creepy, bimb, sa totoo lang. At ‘di rin dapat sumulpot ang mga hopeless romantex ng comments section, nagsasabi na dapat ganito Erich, cute ni kuya, Xian you da man -- bullshit. Ito ang sangay ng kulturang ligaw na umuugat sa mga temang sexist o, sa kalalimlaliman, panggagahasa. Kung ‘di kayo magkakilala, advice ko na lang ay gawin itong pribado. May messenger, telegram, viber, silde into those DMs, ‘ika nga ng mga kabataan ngayon.

LEAVE, MUMSHIE ERICH ALONE MGA GAGO. CHILL CHILL LANG SI ATE GIRL NIYO. PUTULAN SANA KAYO NG CABLE.

#xian gaza #erich gonzales #ligaw #opinion

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