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#wow crazy how using actual references makes your art look better huh#i had no idea about that wow#anyway#fern mertens#adventure time fern#fern the human#my boy!!!#untitled art tag
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GOT TO DO MORE FIGURE DRAWING YESTERDAY WOOOOOO <3333
#FIGURE DRAWING MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED <333 TOP FAVORITE THING TO DO IN ART SCHOOL NO COMPETITION#this time we were focusing on proportions and for the life of me I could NOT get the head right it was driving me crazy#the head is way too small in the first and second pics I hate it just don’t look at it#I loooooove the body in the middle one tho <333 so pretty#bro I so badly wish it wasn’t super weird and creepy to call the nude models beautiful bc like.#every time we have a nude model I’m like wow. you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen#your body is so beautiful. BUT NOT IN A LUSTFUL WAYYYYY#JUST LIKE WOOWWWW THE HUMAN FIGURE WOW. YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BODY EVER#except I literally feel that way about every body lol#but seriously this woman had the most gorgeous like truly pear shaped body… the softest belly rolls…. soooo beautiful#like damn who booked Aphrodite for the class drawing 🤨🤨🤨#anyways. I love bodies 🫶🫶#art#my art
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We really lost the battle when we let those paranormal/mysticism types frame the fact that nonbelievers never encounter that shit because the ghosts know you don't believe in them so they avoid you rather than the actual fact of the matter being that the human brain is a complicated mess of squishy organic material and neurons that will reinforce your already held beliefs by inventing evidence that wasn't there in reality
Like we really just lost the whole battle right then and there, probably one of the most culty things people who believe in the paranormal and mysticism say
#ignore me#was having a convo with a guy and he was like 'the reason you dont see it is because you dont believe and they know to avoid you'#in my head i was like 'that is one of the dumbest most brainwashed sentences i have ever heard'#whil externally i was like 'or the reality of the matter is that the human brain will invent evidence to support your already held belief'#and then he proceeded to tell me i was heing mean for not believing the people who have told me they encountered ghosts#like eye witness accounrs havent been shown to be the most unreliable kind of evidence you can have 😭😭😭😭#he was like 'wow thats crazy people tell you point blank about their experiences and you dont believe them'#and i was like 'no i dont cause theyre wrong' 😭😭😭#like im sorry but if you truly believe the reason nonbelievers dont encounter that shit is because the ghosts know to avoid them#you have been brainwashed and coerced into a cult or at the very least culty beliefs
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intense insane staring into the distance and still crying over north no2
#txt#watching pluto#it was a really good buildup of discrimination tho like#the beginning before getting into the world you just think oh its some people its a problem but then as you keep watching you realize#its a pervasive issue the robot adoption thing is still fairly recent there was a war fought majorly by robots#yet the main moral debate in world is the idea of a robot killing a human#the war robots being treated as weapons or idols but never any real inbetween#only exception is mont blanc it seemed pretty ingrained into an actual community#its funeral was organized by volunteers they respected its choice to not have its body made into a monument#versus atom who was basically a minor celebrity and the prof wanted to refuse the state funeral but was denied#those robot parents who kindof lamented kindof like. we understand how those humans feel even if we dont know how to express it.#like the consistent casual discrimination going into tragedy and building gesuit anger#and then also realizing how they tried to cover up his anger like manipulating his memory and refusing his resignation and#ROBITA#like hrghdjsbsnks ‘youre a robot you cant resign’ wow what exactly are in those international robot rights again#but then its all revealed that like. apparently this was all a triple sided setup to buildup robot despair/hatred and also destroy the world#??????#like WHO is that teddy bear#also allubah being a robot was pretty foreshadowed. him having multiple personalities was def not#like haha allubah did you not even realize your bad mental health???#manipulating his own robot son too like ah. forcing your son to leave his body for a weaponized one and also using him to destroy the world.#he was a botony student.#also why is the robot named pluto??? why is the flower named pluto??? is it cause sahad was kinda just saying pluto while out of his mind#‘pluto roman god of the dead’ literally the only connection was death and. horns. was there an actual reason for the horns???#tenma was basically going along with the plan just for the memory chips. to. put them into atom and force him to ‘evolve’ ???????#building up from ‘gesuit feels intense anger abput robot discrimination’ to ‘actually gesuit had a robot child that got killed’ was crazy#like hrhghskshGGAAAAAA#like its a little wild but also its like going from. intense anger about discrimination happening infront of you#to feeling intense anger about the discrimination happening TO YOU#the bad guys at the end going ‘no hatred is endless now that you feel it it will never leave you’ and then being proved wrong is so fhjdb <3
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as soon as my little sister is old enough im getting her some earthsea novels to read. probably just the first one....she became a harry potter fan at a young age and im trying to think of ways to wean her off of it 😭 i wonder what the age group for some of the discworld novels is, like wee free men; i could probably get her that and some of the others in that same storyline, but it might be a bit young for her. shes 11 and a half so i think i shouldve given her wee free men earlier and i need to wait a little longer to give her an earthsea novel. 13 - 15 is probably around the right age for that
#she loves fantasy novels and comics so#i think she'd like these books#plus leguin has great stories and messages in her books unlike literally all of rowlings schlock#i just want my sister to have a better example set for her taste in books 😭#sam.txt#its just crazy that you think 11 isnt that old but then you meet an 11 year old and youre like oh wow youre like a person#like a whole little person#maybe its different for me bc its my sibling and we've been through A Lot together and im very protective#but its crazy sometimes how much of a human being she is
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what people don't consider is that bai hua has the potential to be just like macaque and that's why teach is so protective of her. he doesn't want her being 'corrupted'
#🧱 — your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos. ( ooc. )#🧱 — throwing up the shade for a little bit of sunshine! ( bai hua. )#🧱 — cuz’ luck’s got nothin’ to do with it. ( headcanons. )#granted teach dramatizes a lot about what he went through even if it was super fucked up#he just.. projects so much on bai its crazy#granted he projects on anyone who reminds him too much of swk or himself#teach sees so much of himself in bai especially because of the white hair#to him she represents a part of himself that was ruined and corrupted so now he wants to protect her purity and peace of mind#she also came to be when he was still fucked up and 'evil'#so the projection was even worse then#lmao basically?? he's a helicopter parent despite not actually really being a part of her life and its honestly pretty sad#she doesn't know who he is and i think if she did find out she would be upset he wasn't “there” for her#in the sense that she doesnt know him and doesn't know a thing about her powers or being half celestial monkey#macaque really thought he could get away with letting her cosplay as a human her whole life lmao turns out when she gets to be a certain ag#she isnt gonna be able to control that shit#wow i'm thinking a lot about my girl today
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The way yall will see a terf and waste your time with them is so exhausting like you KNOW they're not gonna stop doing what they're doing all because a couple dozen of you go harass them right??? Literally block them and move on please stop giving them a platform to talk on
#there is nothing you can say thats gonna change their mind#youre just giving them more ammo to show other terfs 'wow look at these crazy people who we shouldnt view as human'#mine.mebs#neg.mebs
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#am i still bi if the thought of my guy crushes liking me back makes me stop liking them#im not attracted to girls as often but when i am i go CRAZY for their affection#guy crushes are just Wow What A Good Looking Guy With a Nice Sense of Humor + He Has Basic Human Decency#girl crushes are more like Wow I Want To Hug You From Behind And Kiss Your Shoulders While You Make Pancakes
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What if its myself
when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
#my design for human bill cipher is canonically#*THE CORPSE OF ILLUMINAUGHTII I FLAYED OFF HERSELF FOR HER ACTIONS.*#not to mention the entire ALTERNATE UNIVERSE which is basically a graveyard for Whoever I Dislike#“weh weh i am above everything” wow man thats crazy anyways stop squirming i need to know the color of your bones
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Oof the seasonal depression is really hitting
#going through one of my many life crises#I feel so behind and drained#I’m in the same place I was when I was 18#and my faith in humanity is diminishing#to the point where I hear *bad thing that happened*#and I just fucking shrug#humans are bad what’s new#literally you could tell me a batshit crazy story#and I’d go ‘yeah that’s patriarchy/capitalism/western imperialism for you’#when you’re afraid of what people will think of your unemployed ass#but then you realize said people have fallen for society’s recent rightward shift#because things are scary and that’s how people cope#so like where are we#this isn’t really a diss on those people either#like at some point you just go ‘wow that’s fucked up’#idk what I’m saying right now I’m getting irate when people around me just breathe#txt
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i unlocked a new voice earlier btw but i cant do it that much bc it requires me to be nervously laughing and breathing very heavily and it had me gasping for breath for like 30 minutes
#it was scary it sounded like the joker. i was just recounting some annoying men i saw in the comments section of a video DNDNJFNF#God it was so fucking annoying. my issue is i love longform videos abt like. old videogames i might notve heard of or not rly thofught abt#and i found a new channel recently and its all wellmade yk. a couple of his jokes ive been Slightly looks but nothing too bad .#but godd. one of his comments like second top was Its so nice to see a rly long video abt a game i fangirl over ^_^#which is a sweet comment. but god every fucking reply was ERMMYOY MEAN FANBOY#um its crazy you said fangirl bc im a man and im also a faj of it sooo acrually um i think youll find yyyou meantto say just fan Or fanboy#bc im a man so i didnt fangirl just so your know bc im a man so probably you meant to say something else bc im a man btw if you did t know#Maleee man penis and balls and all that bc im a man fanboy you meant i think. like guys shut up#and the video it was on i think was one whwre he literally made a joke abt his audience being 98% male#and i was like Damn . i wonder why when yr community seems like such a good place to be a woman. but its whatever man. its not like im gonna#be in the comments section much i cant even comment on newpipe#i just like to look sometimes its like peoplewatching. bc sometimes i see funny or insightful comments#and other times i get to look at people and go Wow i dod not know people could be this stupid or dense or just annoying. and either is#exciting bc it means i get to learn about the beautiful and diverse range of human experience and communication. but goddd. i need to just#maybe not let myself look in the comments of videogame videos specifically#Sry for being a misandrist btw. and before you ask i do think everyman should kill himself which is clearly the only thing you could take#away from somebody lightly critiquing men in any way. and i love the male loneliness epidemic and i think we should make them lonelier or#whatever and men dont have real problems. all of this is clearly what i must think#sry. ive been on a very annoyed kick lately DNFNFNFNGN tooooo many men getting on my nerves. and im half man on my fathers side so you know#that i have experience with the subject#i love saying half man on my fathers side etc bc like obv the joke but also im bigender. so i am half man. kiiind of funny
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getting divorced and committing a murder in one year is a lot for the average person but if you throw in a new car...
#thankfully im the only one crazy enough to do this but holding the TWIG timeline right up against the canon one is so fucking funny to me#canon timeline is nuts to butts crazy enough honestly like what do you meaaaannnn there was like a 10 year blank period and all we get at#the end of it is “this won't work anymore” like babe WHAT wont work anymore??? hello???? did you spend those 10 years straight up#getting your ass haunted at the mortuary and?? not having any way to deal with that????#then the next decade was his serial killer era god#his life is such a fucking mess#honestly really truly surprised his marriage lasted as long as it did but you know that shit was crazy it just had to be#like 'wow raymond you're really distant and emotionally weird and you don't seem to thrive like a normal human also you're spending a lot o#time at work and staying really late at your mortician job like since when do morticians have crunch and like you get really weirdly#defensive about that building and what you do there plus everyone calls you a creep like...'#it must have crossed her mind. at least once. that maybe he's fucking the dead bodies. all im saying.#mr delver i wont u...
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DPXDC prompt. Dead on Main. Symbol of eternal love.
The Red Hood enters the conference room during the Justice League meeting.
John Constantine: What the hell is this? Batman, why does your brat have the Ring of Rage on his ring finger?
Red Hood: Wow, I never would have thought that you were a jewelry person. Since when did you start to understand such trinkets? Do you want to change your occupation?
John: Trinkets? Trinkets?! Where the hell did you get this thing? Maybe you can also pull the Crown of Fire out of your ass and drive me completely crazy?! Do you even know what the owner of the ring will do to you if he finds out you're wearing it?
Red Hood: Well, I hope he'll kiss me and f….
Batman: Jason!
Red Hood: …hard. What? I mean, my new boyfriend gave it to me. I didn't steal it. Beautiful, isn't it? He said that it suits my eyes very well when I lose my temper.
John: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Jason: Hey, sweetheart, don't you think you owe me an explanation for something important? Dumbass looking 100% human: Hmm, no? Nothing like that comes to mind. Jason : Hm, ok. If you say so...
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Imagine first meeting ex-husband Gojo on a clear spring day at Tsuruoka City Jail.
The year was 2001. Young Satoru found himself on a train with his retainer making an extended trip many prefectures away. His retainer flipped through a folder.
"Someone's been exorcising curses in Yamagata prefecture. Must've caused a large ruckus for the local law enforcement to get to them first," they said.
Gojo was expecting someone older and/or rougher. Instead he was met with a beat up looking girl around his age in a dark holding cell. While his retainer went off to speak with an officer, Gojo peered at you and said, "Wow. You look like crap."
He doesn't need the six-eyes to easily dodge the shoe you huck his way. "Why don't you come in here and say that, you Inuyasha wannabe??" you shout.
Gojo touches his hair. "This is my natural hair color," he insists.
"Oh." You nod. "That's pretty cool." You walk up close to the bars and sit down. Gojo follows suit.
"I'm Satoru. What's your name?"
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Imagine young Gojo being absolutely baffled at the verdict from the Higher-Ups that you're slated to be executed.
"She didn't do anything wrong! Isn't exorcising curses what we're supposed to do?" Gojo asked his retainer.
"The girl is a liability to jujutsu society, Satoru," his retainer explained patiently. "She consumes cursed energy from others. It's dangerous."
"So we should just have her be on our side," Gojo responds, only for his retainer to chuckle and pat him on the head.
It's at this young age that Satoru learns just how much leverage he has in society. When he puts his foot down and demands that the "Nure-onna" be spared and placed into the Gojo Clan's care to be his sparring partner, the demand is somehow granted. There's no way she could get close enough to someone with the six-eyes to drink his cursed energy, so he's the optimal partner for her.
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Imagine young Gojo being fascinated by you.
"You're crazy for dragging me around with you," you tell him.
The two of you are in a field on the Gojo Clan grounds.
"You want me to let them execute you?" he asks, stretching out his legs.
"I could drain you of your cursed energy right here, right now."
"Do it, then. I wanna see. Just don't drink it all," he says. Gojo sits cross-legged in the grass and waits.
You eye him warily, wondering if there's servants waiting in the trees to jump on you for attacking their precious heir. Deciding that you'd just hold him hostage if they did, you kneel beside him and produce your water jug. He stops you when you make your first hand gesture.
"Hang on, explain it to me while you do it," he insists. You roll your eyes but oblige.
"Okay, well, I need at least about a liter of water." You gesture and the liquid flows out of the jug to form long water snakes that wrap around Gojo and squeeze.
"Do you hold everyone this loose?" he asks half-playfully.
You click your tongue at him and tighten his bonds until he lets out a soft grunt. "And then, I just..." You awkwardly tilt your head this way and that. "Normally I bite the neck, but I don't know if your clan would like that."
"Does it hurt?"
"I dunno."
"Will it leave a mark?"
"I dunno, Gojo, I've never tried it on a human!"
Gojo nods resolutely. "Fine. Bite my neck. I trust you."
You gape at the statement until he says, "Hurry up!" and you lean in and bite down where his neck and shoulder meet. You drink maybe a tablespoon's worth of cursed energy before pulling back and letting the snakes fall away. It does, in fact, leave a mark.
"So? What'd that do?" Gojo asks.
"I have more cursed energy for myself now."
"Show me."
You lift your hands with a flourish and all the water - from the dew on the grass to the nearby pond to the excess in the air - gathers and forms one giant writhing snake that slithers through the grass and settles around the two of you. Gojo watches the beast in wonder, eyes gleaming. He tears his eyes away to look at you.
"Pretty cool," he says.
"Yeah. Pretty cool."
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the cat sitter (part 13) ✧ max verstappen
max verstappen x fem! reader
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loosely inspired by the story on how max lost his cat
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Do you think it'll creep the aliens out when we're really good at spotting ai or robots, like the uncanny valley. Maybe they don't have that and they're like wow you're so good at spotting the difference and oh wow how come your species' eye for detail dramatically got better in the 2020's and we're like haha yeh idiots on our planet used ai to take away one of our authentic human joys instead of using it to allow us to have a better life so we can pursue art ourselves, crazy right? anyway do you want the blargelsnarf or the lemon flavoured donut?
#alien species#humans are weird#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#humans are space australians#humans are deathworlders#ai art#ai opinions#opinions
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