#wow starscream actually being a fuckin adult for once

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

HELP- why is starquake such an addicting ship?! Help- immushnowimagonnerimsosorry- what have you and your friend the power to make such a good ship. Ohmygodmyautisimisgoingtogotintoharddrivebecauseofthesetwonowthanks!

Oh??? You like Starquake content so much??? Then imma GIVE you Starquake content, bitch.

"Starscream. Starscream."

Starscream forced himself to wake up, despite the pillow tempting him to sleep. He looked around in the darkness for a moment, before he saw those optics. Skyquake. He leaned over to turn on the light, before leaning back into his berth, sighing.

"Skyquake. I don't recall asking you for a slumber party. And you're a little too close for HIM, aren't you?"

Dreading had caught them kissing, and that was more than enough for him to act. As in, call Starscream a whore, and separate them. Skyquake wasn't a weak willed man, but Dreadwing was just always a force he couldn't go against. Starscream knew in some overprotective way, it meant he cared, but PRIMUS it was annoying. Being sent off as if he was a sparkling on timeout. It was why it surprised Starscream, seeing him here.

"Look, I'm sorry that happened. He's STILL not used to us just yet. I mean you DID try to kill me once-"

"Oh Primus sake, you two will never shut up about that!"

He huffed, folding his arms across his chest and avoiding his gaze. He was tempted to tell him to get lost, go coddle his brother or whatever, when Skyquake rested his chin on his stomach.

"Please. Let me make it up to you. I'll tell Dreadwing he needs to stop hovering so much. I'm a grown mech, I'm entitled to have the things I want. And I want YOU."

Starscream refused to look at him. He didn't want to listen to these stupid promises. That was when he felt Skyquake's lips at his metal. Starscream raised a brow, looking at him.

"What are you doing?..."

"That thing you like. Please, let me say sorry properly."

Starscream hummed in thought as he watched Skyquake hold onto his hips, and let his lips trail down, slowly. Oh he knew he was absolutely weak for what he was planning to do. Starscream sighed, rolling his optics obviously.

"I SUPPOSE...I too, could be a bit more patient with your twin. Ugly as he is."

"We're identical twins?"

"You're ugly too, you just have a nice mouth."

Skyquake snorted, before smooching at his valve panel. He looked up at him as he opened his panel, letting his lips just BARELY graze against those folds.

"Must be quite the mouth, if it convinces you to stay with me."

Starscream snickered, pushing his stupid helm back a bit. Skyquake kissed his palm, almost sweetly, before grinning up at him.

"You know, my brother thinks I'm in my own berth still."

Starscream hooked his claw under his chin, getting that big, stupid, loving gaze from him that he loved so much.

"Oh, sneaking out, just to see me? You're a naughty mech, aren't you?"

"Only because I know you like it, my sugar star~"

"Ugh, I HATE that name. Just eat me out."

Starscream felt himself avert his gaze and bury his blushing cheeks in his hand. So he liked the name, just a LITTLE bit. Skyquake tried not to look too smug as he dragged his glossa up his valve. It was a slow, careful lick, one that made Starscream arch his back, ball up his fists, and bite his bottom lip. Oh this mech had such a big, fat glossa, it was like a whole new spike was tempting him. Skyquake met his optics past his legs, and shot him a wink.

"I'm gonna make sure the stars above hear you cry for me~"

Then he finally got to the goddamn point. He grabbed onto his pretty thighs, and started to drag his tongue up and down his valve. It was slow, threatening to push fully into him. Starscream let himself enjoy it, tossing his helm back as Skyquake noisily helped himself.

"Oh...it's been so long since that mouth has given me what I wanted. And I was JUST thinking why I bother keeping you around-!"

He gasped when he sucked at one of his lips, tugging at it before letting it go. Starscream lightly smacked his helm, wings perked in a huffy manner.

"Oh you CHEEKY fragger! I was in the middle of telling you how useless you are!"

It was his favorite activity, halted by his snarky, talented mouth. It got even worse when Skyquake truly got into it, lightly shaking his helm to brush past his folds and dig his big, wide glossa into him.

"Oh...slag. That's something else I liked about you. You're stupid. But you're so...big~"

Maybe it was the excitement of knowing he was going behind his brother's back for this. Maybe it was those optics or that smirk he was somehow still carrying. Either way, Starscream was an absolute mess, moaning and feeling up his own frame as he leaked all over poor Skyquake's face.

"Oh. Oh right there. Your stupid glossa is brushing up right against that-AH!"

Starscream let out a yelp of surprise as Skyquake lifted him up, claws digging into his aft as he continued to dig in hungrily, moaning into him. But not just any moan. A moan that was deep, rumbly, making his valve quiver underneath him. Starscream knew he was squirming under him like some cheap buymech, but he couldn't help it. He loved that big, low, deep rumble of his, it drove him MAD.

"Thats it, you big, stupid mech. Taste me. Ravage me. Stain that mouth of yours with all my fluids, I want to be EVERYTHING YOU TASTE!"

So he was being loud. So Dreadwing could probably hear this. He didn't care. Not when Skyquake enveloped his little node in his mouth, and sucked. Sucked him as if he was a delicious piece of candy. It was just enough to bring Starscream to his climax, overloading right into his mouth, gripping onto the sheets below him. Skyquake kept sucking, knowing if he stopped now, he'd have an angry little seeker in his hands. It was why he didn't stop, not until those legs went limp in his hands. He pulled away, panting as fluids dripped from his lips, to his big bust.

"Primus, no wonder your brother worries. You're a messy sparkling. Come here."

Starscream forced himself to get a rag from his nightstand, and lean up, wiping his face. Skyquake fussed, chuckling as he did so.

"Come on, knock it off! Screamer!"

"Shhh- you're a terribly messy eater."

When he finally finished, Skyquake smiled at him, absolutely enamored.

"If bots knew you were sweet, they'd take such advantage of you."

"Which is why I'm going to take advantage of YOU. You didn't think we were done, did you?~"

He grabbed Skyquake by his horns, and pulled him on top of him, just as he exclaimed in surprise. Oh he was going to take FULL advantage of his Skyquake.

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Starscream was still awake afterwards. Usually he was. Skyquake was asleep, resting his helm on Starscream's chest. He usually struggled to sleep, so seeing him rest so peacefully was a welcome sight. Starscream was on his data pad, scrolling through the internet, before he looked down at him again. He snapped a picture, and was about to send the picture to Dreadwing, maybe with the message 'he doesn't need you to be grown up, ugly'. But then he thought. He looked at the picture, then back at the real thing. He sighed.

"You owe me. You stupid key lime pie looking aft."

He deleted the message, and changed his wallpaper. It hurt him in his pride, but he supposed for Skyquake, he could deal with it. Just a bit.