#wow i really went wild with this one HAHHAHAHAHA

[i-am-distressed]

Inspired by the tragedy today.

Y/n sees a lizard and jumps in noritoshis lap for protection meanwhile this man is like SHES SITTING ON ME???

AHAHHAHAHAH STOP THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY VISUAL-

Y/n is just out here trying to escape certain death (the lizard wasn't even dangerous😔😔) and who better to save her from this travesty than her trusty dusty (love of her life) pal noritoshi :D. Only- noritoshi was not expecting the girl he's head over heels for to JUMP into his lap and wrap her arms around his neck as she yelped and clung to him for dear life. I suspect the interaction went a little like this:

Y/n: "What is that- AAAHHHHHH" *jumps into noritoshis lap*

Noritoshi: "Wha- what are you doing?!" *his face is now very red and his arms are frozen in the air as she continues to latch onto him as the poor lizard skitters away*

Y/n: "i- there was a lizard!" *the genuine displeasure in her voice makes him upset, that is until it registers what she made such a big fuss over*

Noritoshi: "...a lizard? Are you serious?" *he nearly rolls her eyes at her antics, about to go into a whole rant about the danger of flinging yourself at people without notice until she speaks again*

Y/n: "very, it has it out for me noritoshi. Everywhere I go it's there watching me- ITS BACK" *she then grips onto him even tighter and practically jumps to the point their chair almost tips back, out of reflex he grabs onto her waist to steady them*

Noritoshi: "i-" *he tries to speak but he is malfunctioning. She's practically wrapped herself around him now and he is suddenly very aware of the way his arms are tightly clasped around her figure, and with this close proximity he can hear her heartbeat and feel her breath on the shell of his ear and-*

Todo: "ahh, young love."

Mai: "gross🤢 there are children here you know? Get a room."

*que y/n jumping off of noritoshis lap as she finally realized, 'ohmygosh I just threw myself into his lap what have I done-' and noritoshi clearing his throat as he used his handy dandy blood manipulation to calm his heartbeat (and stop himself from blushing) and proceed to scold mai and todo for acting indecently*

Mai: "oh sure, we're indecent- says the one who was embracing his lover in a public-" *todo and mai are now running for their lives*